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1. Star Wars: Is about child abuse. Father Vader abuses his children Luke (Lucas) and Leia, and all the space battles and special effects are just there to distract you from that fact.

2. The Matrix: Is a terrorist movie. Morpheus brain washes Neo and others into killing cops and bombing federal buildings in their struggle against the system. Their sunglasses are actually blindfolds.

3. John Wick: Is a mass shooter movie. John Wick kills 77 people (same as Anders Brevik) after a bully kills his dog and calls him a "bitch".

4. Indiana Jones: Is about getting revenge on Nazis and Hindu idolators through the Abrahamic religions. The only villains that are sympathetic are the Russians and Spalko resembles Spielberg's mom.

5. The Hobbit: Is about the Jews. The Dwarves represent the Jews being exiled from their homeland by the Dragon/Leviathan white the battle of the 5 armies is Gog & Magog.

6. Lord of the Rings: Is a white supremacist movie. It's European fantasizing about being invaded by black people (Orcs) and killing them.
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Pretty sure Georgie said Star Wars was just his cali boomer take on Nixon and the Vietnam War

Communists vietnamese are the good guys chuds



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