>And I was considered lowest among the Seasons
>Are ya winnin', son?
>>217026940this kinda stuff is why caesar deserved to get raped by Tiberius apparently further lessons are required
>>217026940stand by door, i would finish
>>217027035>Tiberiusmiss that zesty nigga like you wouldn't believe
>>217027111>penetrated both Caesar and Crixus from behindwinning
>>217026940>>217027035A woman's role always did suit Caesar best
>>217027267Caesar! Why are you not upon horse?
>creator says there's a lot of characters they'd love to do spin-offs or what-ifs of if HoA is succesfulWhat if Good Solonius survived his executions upon the sand, as the Thracian did? He was not absent skill, nor the will to live...
Replace Spartacus with Sportacus. What changes?
>>217027363>Her reputation is well-earned, my sword could find no opening>AND YET, IT WAS THERE. At least 3 stretch poses she took where you could have seized penetration
>>217027330Gannicus kino! He never joined the rebels and he is just drinking, fucking and fighting
>>217027330>survives>batiatus dies>Lucretia, by roman law, must remarry >Solonius is the Dad (childless) who Stepped Up>inherits the Ludus, Spartacus is no longer a factor because somehow Solonius actually managed to kill him>Stands at last with Full Hands>Now forever dominating his lessers, and every woman would have him
>>217027330Realistically what other options are there?>[character] survives and takes over the ludusAlready done>A sequel focusing on Caesar/Crassus/PompeyStrays too far from the gladiator concept, risks becoming a shitty imitation of HBO Rome
>>217027788the name he put forward that most people seemed excited about is Gannicus, but I have no idea what story you could tell thereCaesar spinoff is probably a no-go for the reasons you said, and because this new Caesar actor isn't really likeable at all and definitely couldn't carry a show
>>217027788Rome is a shitty imitation of Spartacus
>>217027911they're totally different kinds of shows don't be disingenuous spartacus revels in being schlock-kino rome takes itself a lot more seriously
>>217027859Something like a fugitive Gannicus on the run being the last survivor of Spartacus' revolt would be my guess. Prequels or what-ifs that take place during the timeframe of the original series don't seem realistic with ages of the actors. But then again if a 60 year old Bob Odenkirk can play a 25 year old Jimmy I suppose anything is possible
>>217027859They should do a spinoff on the first and second servile war.
>>217027859The best options are gannicus or onomaeus getting the ludos as free citizen
>>217028655yeah but another "this guy takes over the ludus" would be kind of treading old ground after Ashurplus let's be honest Oenemaus is cool and everything but he's not really main character material
It's really funny that people are still pretending that Ashur's revival is some random thing just pulled out of thin air. That any character could be randomly revived and do the same thing. You can take out one five minute scene from season 3 and ta-da you'd never even know anything was weird as Ashur gets the Ludus he was always promised and struggled for. It was always meant to be Ashur. Not the others. Ever. Gannicus and Doctore were fun characters, but they're retards when it comes to business or scheming. The only reason Ashur's season didn't continue back then was the show wasn't being renewed. So they killed him off to not leave loose ends.
>>217029131Yeah I actually like how the intro to House of Ashur is basically them just handwaving it and not even being ashamed or apologetic about it>Hey Ashur you're in the afterlife now but do you want a second chance because the way you died was complete bullshit?>yes pleasethey were winking pretty hard at the audience saying "look we know his death was disappointing so just suspend your disbelief and go with us here" I don't see anyone complaining either honestly. I kind of even forgot it was a what-if and I'm just watching it like it's actually canon.
>>217026897Are there sex scenes in this new season?
>>217029247>they were winking pretty hard at the audience saying "look we know his death was disappointing so just suspend your disbelief and go with us here"except they just dug up his corpse to spread cheeks for further ramming
>>217029280Probably a minute or two of every episode so far, yes.
>>217029287Hey, the story ain't over yet, but I think it's fitting for Ashur's 2nd life to also end in failureHe's just not a winner like thatI was kind of expecting a twist in the last episode, like Achillia just straight-up dies >oh, yeah, this isn't a hero story, did you think she was going to defy the odds and become a legend of the arena like spartacus?>LOL no, Ashur was stupid for putting all his hopes on a random black woman who wasn't even a particularly good fighter. OBVIOUSLY she would lose against a fully-trained Mermillo in her debut matchthat kinda feels like how it should have gonebut I guess the rumor is now that her hand is crippled she has to switch to Hoplomachus and kind of work her way back up
>>217029506she should Scisor it up
>>217029506The reality of Achillia is that the other gladiators would have thrown her off the cliff immediately after she ripped off the cock of one of their sworn brothersThey wouldn't have given a shit what Doctore had to say about it and probably would have thrown him off the cliff too for defending Achillia's actionsyou can't just go around ripping peoples dicks off
>>217029730Imagine if on Spartacus' first day he got into a fight with Gnaeus and clean ripped his dick off in front of everybody, then fought Doctore intending to kill himBut it was all forgiven because he managed to give Doctore a little scratch that technically meant drawing blood, and Doctore was like>No one will touch Spartacus, or I will kill them myself! Because he has earned my respect!and then everyone just forgot about it
>>217029506>He's just not a winner like thatWhere's you get that? Ashur was winning super hard at everything until they were forced to cut him from the show. He was the reason the ludus prospered. He got Naevia. He brought down Crixus. He had an awesome group of badass mercenaries going that were the only reason Glabber was doing well againsr Spartacus. The guy was never a loser except in being purely a gladiator
>>217029619This would be so fuckin kino
>>217029912>He was the reason the ludus prospered. He got Naevia. He brought down Crixus. He had an awesome group of badass mercenaries going that were the only reason Glabber was doing well againsr SpartacusYes he was doing well until it all fell apart and those badass mercenaries turned on him for coin the second it was offered and he had used up his usefulness and was sent on a suicide mission as a messenger, where he lost to a woman embarassinglyTo win you have to actually KEEP winning, you can't just start out doing well
>>217027330That was Brave Solonius.
>>217027330I think he was sentenced to death either way and they just did it in the arena to humiliate him more. They probably would have just killed him even if he won. >crowd would hate him for killing spartacus and call bullshit>they considered him guilting of murdering a magistrate which is an enormous crime that even peasants despised him forno way he's getting Life
>>217026897Why are all the dicks prosthetic?
>>217029867kek when you put it that way
>>217030805because most actors are not truly blessed by the god Priapus
>>217026940Ashur... don't look...
>>217026940he cucked Batiatus from beyond the grave so this is fair payback
>>217026897I like how this show is basically a long interwoven chain of cucking
>>217027971worth watching? I'm going through Spartacus right now and want to keep the roman kino streak going
>>217033420oh yeah it's very good as its own thing, just don't go in expecting Spartacusbut it's still really good
>>217033516alright I'll give it a go after i finish gods of the arena
>>217033783please tell me you're not skipping the last 2 seasons? don't just stop at gods of the arena, you're really missing out if you do that
>>217034013Nah I watched the whole thing, just kept Gods for last. I started with Gods first as counseled by another anon but it felt wrong so I went back to watching it normally and decided to keep Gods as a send-off for the series when I was done. So far I've liked everything but s1 is my favourite, there's just something to watching Spartacus rise up and change his attitude over the season, it's also why I loved the Uthred character in Last Kingdom.
>>217034528>Nah I watched the whole thing, just kept Gods for last. I started with Gods first as counseled by another anon but it felt wrong so I went back to watching it normally and decided to keep Gods as a send-off for the series when I was done.so half of the gannicus returning plotline had no context for you
>>217034528that's an interesting an unoptimal watch order but if it worked out for you then cool I guessyou must have been kind of confused as to why Gannicus and Oenemaus even had beef at first huh?
>>217034975>>217035356Unfortunately I have been in a lot of these threads because I like anything Roman related but never took the time to watch until Ashur, just enjoyed the memes. So I already know most of what happens and the characters to watch out for but I still enjoyed the series a lot, it's almost a good thing I put it off for so long since I had a good month of stuff to watch.Unoptimal yeah, but I dunno it didn't feel right watching Gods that early despite the whole internet telling me to, I'm stupid that way. My favourite bit though is Spartacus being offended when the sex slave is sent to him to maintain his sexual skills.
>>217035831>My favourite bit though is Spartacus being offended when the sex slave is sent to him to maintain his sexual skillsthat's crazy that's exactly the episode and almost exact scene I'm paused on in my rewatch right nowI rewatch the show every yearand yeah that's a hilarious scene>Give word to your true purpose woman>Domina fears you have been too long absent the touch of a woman and will be unable to withhold your seed long enough to please the roman woman>THE NOTION OFFENDS ME, AS DOES YOUR PRESENCE>You do not desire me?>I DESIRE BUT SLEEP, ABSENT DREAMS
>>217026897>1st Gladiatrix in the entire franchise>they put her with male gladiators>not a new show about gladiatrixes>no lesbian rape showersShowrunners are gay
>>217035950I felt cheated that she didn't actually have to fight the midget trioI was looking forward to that
>>217035927haha yeah that's the bit I used to convince a friend to give it a try. Whatever flaws this show has, the dialogue quips are absolute top-tier.
he was perfectly within his rights
>>217026897how's the nudity in this? if it's as good as the originals I will overlook the nigress
My cock rages on!
>>217027330they should make an entire season about this guy
Anon, I would finish. Place cock in ass.
I would play this man's role for free
>>217040726Eating pussy is disgusting and goes against the Gods.
>>217040726did roman women really?
>>217040867What pussy?
>>217040867>goes against the Godswhich ones?
>>217040867Eating pussy is dominant and manly. Taking cock is womanly so is your preferred role.
>>217038370Lots of dwarf cocks.
did they have real sex in spartacus?
Does the nigress get naked?
