>You will be sorted into one of four houses. Protagonist House, NPC House, other NPC House, and Evil House.
it was written by a woman
>>217027031>it was written by a womanThat explains the lack of reason and accountability.
>>217026966ravenclaw had some time on the screen with the riddle that was if you need to ask you already no what your look for if you find it to only need to ask to find it
That's basically how it worked IRL too. I was in the NPC house when I was in school.
>>217026966Choose your waifu.
>>217027247in english, doc
>>217026966the evil house is hufflepuff....
If you drink a polyjuice potion of a cute girl and then masturbate in the mirror, is that rape?
>>217026966All the tests I took so far sorted me into Gryffindor, including Pottermore. Funniest part is that most of the diehard Potter fans really don't want to be associated with it for the most shallow reasons. lol
>>217026966Good, Smart, Gay, Other.
>>217027496Slytherin Hermione looks like she'd be a possessive and almost obsessed girl. So that one.
>>217027247has anyone ever been so far as to?
On 4chan you will be sorted into one of four boards:>/sp/>/lit/>/b/or>/pol/
>>217027496Whichever one is least bitchy.
>>217028932Hufflepuff/Yellow is your option then
>the riddle that was if you need to ask you already no what your look for if you find it to only need to ask to find it
>>217026966Adults complaining.
>>217026966whats the point of the sorting hat if you get to choose where you want to go. dumb fucking bullshit.
>>217027247stroke-posting is a lost art, its nice to see the old masters are still with us.
>>217029098>whats the point of the sorting hat if you get to choose where you want to go. dumb fucking bullshit.The 4 houses are to let kids have fun imagining which they are in. The escape clause is so you can choose Harry's. See >>217029067
>>217026966>TF YOU MEAN HUFFLEPUFF?>I ordered ma butter beer an hour ago?
>>217029098as with most harry potter lore people put way too much effort into rationalizing shit rowling never bothered to rationalizehermoine should've been a ravenclaw but can't have harry's main friends in other houses
>>217026966>Books and movies made for children.>Why aren't these pieces of media deep and thought provoking.Fuck you zoomer trolls are useless, protoplasm, stooges. Enjoy the comfy nature of it or go back to Tiktok
>>217029098Because that is how UK schools worked in the past, and most schools in the western world, off your potential. Now schools bend over backwards to appease both the smart and stupid and both of their's parents and with that you see how most of the sum of children lose out because everything is either made to be to smart for the dumb or to dumb for the smart.If schools did have a Four house system that sorted people into Brave athletes, lazy but humble homebodies, over-achieving intellectuals, and nepo babies over-indulgents then we might be able to curb the stress of kids figuring out who they are get them on the right track from 11 years old.
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>>217026966>The Jock House, the Nerd House, the Slacker House and the Nepo Baby HouseSeems legit
