>>217031721
getting sick of seeing this minecraft steve looking poo in everything

Literally poo?

>It's a movie called Eternals, you know, big Marvel movie. I was like, 'Oh, this is going to be my job for the next 10 years.' I signed on for six movies. I signed on for a video game. I signed on for a theme park ride. They make you sign up for all this stuff. And so you're like, 'Oh, this is the next 10 years of my life, so I'll be doing Marvel movies every year, and then in between I'll do like my own little things, whatever I want to do.' And then none of that happened."
lol lmao the delusions

>>217031721
what role?

>>217031721
Well on the one hand, there is poo in the loo, but after considering his body of work vs yours, I’d rather see & hear Kumail than any of you low life sacks of shit, so I’m gonna go with him.

>>217031828
I never saw the Eternals and haven't seen any Marvel movie since Endgame but what did MCU do with the Eternals that this poo is complaining he won't be working on them? Did all the characters just die on their way to their home planet or something?

https://youtu.be/SG4Dii_44v4

>>217031918
>Did all the characters just die on their way to their home planet or something?
Eternals flopped, so likely a cameo is all any of them have to look forward to.

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>>217031721
Ok. Wasn't it that gay Adventure Time character?

>>217031949
How will they explain why these supposedly super powerful beings are off just twiddling their thumbs and having gay sex rather than joining the battle against cosmic level threats?

>>217031721
He can't act, his head is fucked from HGH, and now the only thing he had marginal success in is ruined because all he does is piss and moan on stage.

Jeets aren't masculine, seeing a jeet on roids is like seeing a cat with an armor. Funny to look at but you know it's got to be AI slop or some other kind of nonsense

>>217032055
Just distract the audience with quips until they forget

>>217032055
dr doom snaps his fingers and says no more indians

>>217031721
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>>217031828
You don't get it Marvel and Disney adults were cumming in their pants at the the thought of 10 eternal movies with full gay characters. For some reason this is what was all the rage during those years. How we will explain this to younger generations idk

He's a regular Cedric the Jerry Seinfeld.

>>217032827
>roidslop

It fits

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>>217031949
>sprite actress grew up to be a fat slag
Bullet dodged