>For my ally is God, and a powerful he is.What the FUCK did he mean by this?
>>217033087>starslopgrow up
Ayo is that Yoda? That nigga has been on my mind. No cap, I been thinking about that time when I barebacked him raw in a Cloud City Air BnB. That shit had to be the tightest, greenest, wettest jedi pussy I've ever laid pipe into. I swear to God, the most heavenly high is gargling that wondergoblin's nuts while going fist deep into his shitter. I had Master Yoda screaming in the sheets with head too ridiculous to ignore. That nigga frotted my cock until he busted on my mouth, I had to return the favor. That nigga Yoda and I been fucking non-stop ever since, but keep that shit on the DL. He does that shit for free. If you're gonna ask me how to "long" Yoda, I'll be deadass. All you gotta do is ask, be straight up, and get physical real quick. Touch his nuts, get on ya knees, talk your shit. He doesn't play around with no pansy-ass jedi either. He likes his sith manly, and his dick thick. Red skin with black tattoos, 6'5 is the minimum and I ain't talking about height boy.That nigga Yoda stole my heart and drank my seed.
>>217033087Mr. Miyagi could run circles around this little dude.
>>217033087>starkinostay based
>What does God need with a starship?
>>217033087#1 goyim christ cucks ruin everything
>>217033087
jedis don't personify the force. the force has no will of its own.
>>217033805How's the weather in tel aviv?
