Samwise bros... this will be our year!
>>217033410Enjoy your slop.
>>217033410H-here I go!
>>217033410le heckin wholesome chungus
>drawn taller than her despite being a hobbitmanlet bros still ngmi
>>217033410I can't wait to be some used goods' special someone bros
>>217033410>after she's past her prime she wants her boyfriend to be SIMPleton who will carry her (and her son from another relationship) inspite of her failure to avoid falling to temptations
>>217033511not like this manletbrosnot like this!
i love that he is taller than her. it's such a black pill that it starts being funny again
>>217034509some one already wrote that redditor. you are a stupid fuck and i hope your news years resolution is it kys
how come a literal hobbit is taller than her?
>>217034539kek chill
>>217034539>news yearsGood morning saar
>>217033569what comes around goes around. just embrace your fate, bro.
>>217033410Sam bred like a crazy rabbit. He probably had more sex than entire Fellowship of The Ring gathered together.
>>217034567you tell em, little mexican boy. viva la california!
>>217034539suck it nerd
did anyone notice that he's taller than her?
>>217034588Yes saar. Bless vishnu saar
>>217034539Lmao faggot
>>217034604>>217034626>see browns getting joked on>get mad about itFUCKING GOLD, MEXICAN SHITS
why is he taller than her?
>>217034626>when your brown and in charge. FUCKING LAWL!
>>217033410>hobbit>taller than the thot
he's taller than her... not like this mexican bros...
>>217033410How do I Legolas max? Honestly he's the coolest character anyway.
reminder: as soon as someone makes a thread with a image of a white woman as the starter. everyone in this thread will be gone
>la mujer es mas alto que el manleto ay caramba
>>217033410>I can no longer attract the first two, so I'll settle for the fat one
>>217034750His dad is cooler
That whore wishes she could pull a man like Sam.
>>217034593she's just smol
gollum bros, when we will get a chance?
my opportunity to get a quirky twentysomething Tumblrina was back when Tumblr was relevant.now, i'll bitterly drink away the rest of my 30s alone, thank you very much.
>>217033410She thinks she’s settling down but Samwise is fucking war hero and mayor of Shire
>>217033410Honestly I wouldn't even care if this were actually true, but it's not. They say it is, but they just use you for resources while still have an overwhelming desire to fuck around with Chadly McChiseljaw whenever the horny part of their cycle hits them, and *maybe* one in a hundred women are self-aware enough to actually understand their behaviour & motivations and refrain. Not great odds man, considering the possible consequences.
>>217034993you OK there, mate? what did she do to you?
did you guys notice that he's taller than her?
In the 2050s, will 25-year-olds be talking about starting to date, now that they're old enough?
>>217035036Women are opportunistic and transparent, not funny or quirky, and it's cringe when they try to be
>>217033410
i'm going to assume she very much has a 'type' based on her artworks, and it's not short, fat white guys.
>>217033410reddit
>>217033410Sam is definitely the kind of guy that would abuse his sick grandma
>>217033410>Teehee now that I'm eggless you can have my catcher's mittAlso proves true the whole>Hurrr real womyn like more masculine men>But prime age "girls" like zesty twinksTwinkcels won ... It's over
>>217034838Wasn't his dad unironically called Teleporn or some other completely ridiculous shit?
>>217034728Pretty sure Samwise (and his entire bloodline) were well known for being absolutely massive for hobbits (wasn't one of his ancestors called "the bull" or something)
>>217034993>Horny part of their cycleActually that's the one point of time when you can get easy pussy as a non-chad (whereas the rest of the time you have to be a zestchad) just be big and ugly and you can still get away with it
>>217035611>>217035624Anons being so wrong about Lord of the Rings is honestly making me more frustrated than the comic & artist this thread is about.
>>217035214Realistically speaking, are mid white girls able to pull a girly gook at all? Aren't they all fags? Those types of girls all seem to end up as single moms with orc nigglets, what's up with that?
>>217033410>28>Time to get the dependable, supportive guy before I hit the wall.
>>217035687>before I hit the wall10 years too late
>>217035775I've seen walled 14 year olds. Better subtract another decade.
>>217033410>incel thread
>>217035674god knows. the koreaboo fad has probably served a lot of young Korean men well.i'm not an artist, but i have eyes and i would like an art hoe gf. this composition is shit, 3/10, wound not bang.
>>217033410>childhood is thinking you'll be Aragorn>adulthood is realising that Merry makes more sense
>>217035938>be a hobbit freeloader >randomly get into a dangerous adventure to fight literally the evilest evil to ever exist in your lifetime>siege Is Isengard >help protect Minas Tirith>charge in the front row in the battle against MordorSeems kind of based
>>217034509Most men are taller than most women anon
>>217033410Alpha fucksBeta bucks
>>217035832Nonce.
>>217034675Saaaar
>>217037533He's a fucking hobbit. They're like 3 foot something
>>217033410Beta bucks
>>217037533Retard
>>217037533where do you live where thats true?
>>217037933mexico
>>217037933Where do you live where that's not true?
>>217038014india
>>217038014mexico, holmes
>>217033439Blasian looking motherfucker.
You guys really like the same women you did at 15?
>>217038101yes, I still like 15 year olds
>>217038101I liked this one pornstar at 15, so yeah kinda.
>>217033410Oofy doofie jester maxing pill
>>217033439>mystery meat pooner samwiseNo thanks
>>217034993>Chadly McChiseljawan Irish?
>>217035214TRACEDGOOKFAGS
>>217034624Now we're talking
I don't get you guysWoman tries a few different types of guys, realises that they're not right for her and figures out what she is truly into. That way there won't be any regrets later on.What's the issue with that process?
>>217038968i see your bait, and i will gladly take it.the whole 'trying men' selection process IS the issue, but you already know this. and purely sexually, you're telling me a 30-year-old woman would go for a chubby midget over the hot athletic guy? that's not attraction, that's settling.
>>217039123>you're telling me a 30-year-old woman would go for a chubby midget over the hot athletic guy?Yes? Men have an obsession with muscles, not women
>>217039255Left version: I strangle bears for fun but we can cuddleRight version: It's time for my kale smoothy and ice mask :3
>>217039255come off it. men and women understand that most heterosexual women want the Adonis type look. muscles are a part of it, but it's overall physique. hair, height, facial symmetry.i hate that we're at a point basic common sense is now in the realm of 'incels' (or some other horrid subset of men). it's more damaging than beneficial.
>>217039523Yeah also to me this was a case of olly murrs not suiting the ripped look completely out of the blue and also he looks balder in the ripped pic. So if anything thats probably the biggest factor of this comparison anyway.
To be fair Sam is a LOT cooler in the books. Jackson butchered his character and casting Astin made it even worse
