times you acted like Benoit Blanc
>>217033938I sucked a man's dick once
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>>217033938I kissed a man a few days ago
>>217033938I once made a cute Cuban woman barf... on my dick
>>217033938i once helped a hispanic woman by finding her phone
>>217033938I don't like girls
>>217033938one time there was a big pile of shit in my pants. I knew right then and there I had to solve the mystery of how it got there
>>217034009Not bad for a... Cuban.
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>>217033967>67FPBP
>>217034131this pic will never not make me laugh. I can see myself becoming a 50 yo bag of farts and and still laugh when seeing this
>>217034131kek
I lay southern hokum on thick when I engage non-southerners. Its very disarming.
>>217033938I couldn't get through Wake Up Dead Man because I got so annoyed at how shit the mystery was.
>see group of people having a conversation I want to be part of>scared that I can't enter 'naturally'>decide to put on my best american southern accent (I'm british) and waltz on over>"Well hoo-boy that sounds like quite the frazzle y'all gotten yourselves into! You sound more confused than a horse in a swimming pool. Apologies, allow me to introduce myself-">get cut off and told to fuck off>"W-well now I knew you would say that bec-">get cut off again and told to leave in a more aggressive manner>raise my hands in defeat>"well I tried, I'll best leave you to it. But there's a case to be solved here and I alwaaaays get my man">they glare at me until I leave>run home and cryI think my mistake was not identifying the conundrum that I was going to solve quickly enough to engage their interest
