>creepy incel loser who abuses children because he got cûcked at 14 >millions of women masturbate to him Explain.
fantasy
Your face and height is literally the only thing that matters.
>>217034376>>millions of women masturbate to himin case you missed it, alan rickman had a really deep, smooth voice
alan rickman was in romantic comedy
>>217034376>millions of women masturbate to himGrowing up, i never saw a single chick or adult woman like this character at all
>>217034376Snape humiliated Harry publically despite Harry being the protagonist, that kind of alpha prison logic is attractive even if snape is a depressed 40 something year old emo mantwink
>>217034436You have to be into the fandom. There are unironically millions of them all across the world. Malfoy too, the blond nazi.
>>2170344396'1" is manlet, tho
>>217034376>millions of women masturbate to himBased on what evidence, fagit?Also, OP is a glorious winged fagit
>>217034376>Tall, handsome, deep voice, stern school teacherHe'd have to be a trump supporter in universe and out before he'd start icking women out, and they'd STILL schlick to him from time to time.
>>217034376>millions of women masturbate to himName 5. Your mom doesn't count.
>>217034376Look up the bodyguard theory.Women's brains primarily look to men for protection, because that's how it was wired in the cavemen times, and no one's bothered to update the system since then.So if a man shows the capacity to be brutal and ruthless all the while possessing some other attractive traits, the female brain subconsciously interprets it as "this man can protect me and my child", perceiving him as attractive. It doesn't matter if this is actually true, the brain makes no distinction, because back when this thought pattern was created and solidified, you couldn't afford to be picky.Most of the seemingly stupid and illogical behaviors in our society can be explained by our brains subconsciously running algorithms that are thousands of years old and haven't been updated since then.
>>217034543Not in the 2000s, he was grandfathered in. You have to be 6'4" nowadays.
>>217034376Will 2026 be a year of Chud?
>>217034559Any of the snapewives
>>217034559>>217034545Incels are so utterly, hopelessly unaware of what women actually want that it's kind of sad. You think they want some roided-up homo Zyzz or Clav fag when what they actually want is serial killer werewolf cock and sociopathic vampire sperm.
>>217034599Always has been
>>217034376Alan Rickman is why. Nobody in the HP book fanbase liked Snape, he's vile and insanely petty. Rickman made him more respectable and played him seductively and that made him attractiveJust so you know, book Snape spends the entirety of the saga seething every second Harry does anything and screaming that it's all a conspiracy, and when he dies he only looks at Harry to see his mother's eyes, not like the movie where it's implied he finally sees Harry has as much of his mother as his father and his death was to save him. Snape in the books is far more selfish and arrogant than film Snape
>>217034494I guess
>>217034605Sounds like made up for mockery nonsense. On youtube I only find channels discussing this supposed phenomenon. I don't see the channels of these alleged wives.
>>217034714>his dying wish was to stare at his cück's son (whom he tortured for no other reason than being his cück's son) to relish his decades-long sexual obsession with an 11-year-old-girlSnape was fucking wild, man.
>>217034773Because this phenomenon predates Youtube, zoom zoom. Bet you never even saw a LiveJournal page in your life.https://fanlore.org/wiki/Snapewives
>>217034670They can like either of those depending on the RNG of brain chemistry and life circumstances (daddy issues etc.)
>>217034810I mean this was in the books. In the books he was completely obsessed over Lily, to the point he admits to Dumbledore he's only barely cared for Harry because it meant seeing Lily's eyes againThe film is the opposite, it implies Snape liked Harry from the get-go and only had to get over his traumas with the Marauders and his Slytherin biases to become a better person. When Dumbledore asks if he cares for Harry he doesn't say a word and instead produces Harry's patronus which implies that he very much has grown to careTldr they seriously changed Snape between book and movie to make him far more heroic instead of some antihero who did shit based on his memory of the one girl that liked him. The movie also changed other characters like Ron so it's pretty normal
>>217034579Yes but they can always resist this, they are not mindless automatons.
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>>217034925I commend your faith (unironically)
>>217034376They liked alan rickmanNobody likes snape. Not even snape likes snape.
>>217034670You're a fourteen year old, aren't you.
>>217035048This is why you'll die alone.
>>217034890>I mean this was in the books. In the books he was completely obsessed over Lily, to the point he admits to Dumbledore he's only barely cared for Harry because it meant seeing Lily's eyes againThis is kinda sad and underwhelming, isn't it? Like, Snape is such an iconic antagonist to Harry, but his actual dynamic with him is nothing but using Harry as a proxy for a broken heart he was never able to get over, and he never really gets to know him as his own person. And yet it's very realistic, one of the parts of reality no one likes talking about. A lot of people will only ever form these sorts of shallow, vapid connections with you IRL, and so will you with them. Fitting that a novel, even a children's novel, features more nuance about human nature than a Hollywood blockbuster.
>>217034925Mindless is actually the perfect word for it.That's why there's such a complete disconnect between their words and their actions. There's no thinking going on. Mr. Brain left long ago
You kids know about tvtropes, right?
>>217034579Why hasn't the brain evolved?
>>217035302We had less than 100 years of women living in a civilization that was almost completely created by men, and being free to do whatever they want. And we're already going to absolute shit.
>>217035302It IS evolving. Compare the birth rate trends over the past three generations.
>>217035302Evolution doesn't happen fast.
Every woman wants a man with an incel mind a jock body. It literally has a name in literature — the ‘Byronic hero’.
>>217034376He's in an authoroty yposition and probably earns a lot of money. That's what women are sexually attracted to.
>>217034670>Incels are so utterly, hopelessly unaware of what women actually want that it's kind of sad. You think they want some roided-up homo Zyzz or Clav fag when what they actually want is serial killer werewolf cock and sociopathic vampire sperm.That's just their own Birth
>homeless smelly uggo>kidnaps girls much younger than him>preach and rants about how new operas are "too woke" and "souless goyslop">millions of women masturbate to himI'm starting to think women have hysteria
>>217034436The best looking girl I've ever met irl was obsessed with himSnape does shit to women, he's the ultimate example of the eternal, loyal, selfless, tragic romantic, it makes their minges explode or something
>>217034376He is portrayed by an attractive actor. Also don't pretend men aren't attracted to crazy/deranged women as long as they attractive.You can take any stupid "dark romance" story for women and flip the genders and men will suddenly get it.
>>217035513>the ‘Byronic hero’.sounds just like the uchiha clan. kino
>>217034376Women love authority figures and men who don't put up with their bullshit.
>>217034376pretty sure femoids like alan rickman more than snape himself, same shit with watsonfags and the malfoy dude
>>217034400Checked and correct.Money doesn't make a shit.Fame doesn't matter.Even dick size is irrelevant.Being tall makes a shit.Having a good face makes a shit.One of my best friends was a junkie loser asshole who felt good if he could manage to run a grocery store. Dude had a dick half my size, but he fucked nearly every woman he met and had an even passing interest in.Women and men are equally shallow when it comes to primal desire. When you see a chick with perfect tits and a great face and that just-right height that isn't too short, you don't really think about how tight her pussy is or how much money she's got. You just assume it's tight enough because holy shit those tits.Women are exactly the fuckin same way unless they're sociopaths who purely only care about money, and there are male equivalents there, too.
>>217036125>Dude had a dick half my size, but he fucked nearly every woman he metYou should be proud of him, it must be hard to fuck a woman with a 1.5" dick
>>217034890>>217034810>>217034714So if HBO series is "literally books" then , since he is a nigga now, he will be just utterly petty fucking nigga ...Ehrm... hmm......>>217034579>can be explained by our brainsOr by Demons or nanobots or people that don't know SUPERMAN and don't think even a little for themeselves
>>217036125> Money doesn't make a shitReally proves how little you know. Money is the only surefire way to get bitches.
>>217034376>millions of women masturbate to him where's the evidence of this, is this your fetish
>>217036125Valid experience. Seeing someone like that can make one jealous or angry. I've seen guys who gave me the impression they have women all around. But:Money does not matter? Then why are there gold diggers and trophy wives?Fame does not matter? Then why are there groupies?It's all about height and looks? Then why do young women fawn over short K-Pop stars, and why do we all see couples of perfectly averagely looking people every day?I think this is not what matters. Generally, men are initially attracted to looks (and fast), and women care about being in a (however short) relationship with someone who cares for them and who they click with.Of course other factors come into play, like a teenage girl denying liking a boy because she thinks other girls see him as weird. Or people at a bar being drunk and being lax about their standards, then reconsidering the next morning. Maybe someone has no family and is desperate to find someone with a family, maybe someone has a large family and lots of friends and is therefore in no hurry.But to say it's all about looks and height, well... maybe on the internet and when judging men by pictures and stat sheets only. IRL, it tends to pan out very differently, especially once you leave the 18-25yo bracket and stay away from alcohol.
>>217036464>maybe on the internet and when judging men by pictures and stat sheets only. IRL...There is no "IRL" anymore, dumb boomer. Modern dating is precisely pictures and stat sheets.
