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Stranger Things was so ass 01/01/26(Thu)06:13:42 No.217035872

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Stranger Things was so ass Anonymous 01/01/26(Thu)06:13:42 No.217035872

>Nancy being a girlboss Rambo, who her two past boyfriends still simp over (proves that Leftists are completely unable to even roleplay the 80s, despite this entire show being influenced by Dungeons & Dragons)
>extreme sloppyness with the plan (exiting the upside down at the military base, instead of anywhere else)
>Vecna builds a Mindflayer Fleshmonster again (recycled plots over and over again)
>not a single normal Heterosexual relationship is being depicted in the entire show, no one gets the girl, two interracial pairings (one teased)
>we don't know how Murray's life is going to go in the finale
>no reference to what happened to Dustin's Mormon girlfriend, not even a throwaway line
>small arms fire hurts the mindflayer (lmao), but Demogorgons are completely immune to it
>speaking off, why doesn't Vecna use his Demobats and Demogorgons?
This was so extremely mediocre, I honestly kept expecting that this was all some kind of dream they were put under. When Mike remembered the suppression fields at the memorial, I thought it would be a hint that he was in a dream.
Also:
>Mike's ridiculous cope that Eleven is still alive rests on Kali surviving for an extreme amount of time and being more powerful than she was ever before (might even be true, who knows, considering no permanent characters died on screen)

My new year's resolution is that I will never watch this kind of goyslop ever again. Holly was literally the only character I liked. She was based.