>*holds up carrot and cucumber*>Okay, most of you guys like to eat carrots, right? Only I don’t eat them, I like to put them up my butt. >and this.. this cucumber I like to suck on it.>*puts it in mouth*>And then I take the carrot and put it in my butt while the cucumber is in my mouth.>But if we’re in the Upside Down, then I’ll switch and put the cucumber in my butt and put the carrot in my mouth. >why? So we can beat Vecna.
>We hit the beach in five! God be with all you.>SARGE! SARGE! I LIKE MEN!>Nice try, but you're still getting off this boat, private.
>>217038099>the dude that sounds like a massive troon doesn't like girlsThis was a big reveal?
>>217038135Wow, the whole boat?
>>217038168kek
>>217038099>jesus christ kid you could have told me before i started eating this thing
>Guys, I’ve gathered you all here because I have something important to ask you guys. Mr Sneed, you’re the science teacher. Dustin, you’re good at chemistry. We need to synthesize our own vegetable oil. I need xanthum gum powder and some cold water. Vecna hates vegetable oil. I need an entire gallon by tonight.>*music intensifies* >*draws diagram*>Okay, this is my asshole right? When I’m sticking an object up in my butt, it can’t go in dry or else it hurts. Like a lot. >Dustin, is it ready yet? Okay, now you guys can stay and watch if you want or you can leave the room.>I need to get assfucked.. one… last… time. I can’t into the hive mind unless I have a prostate orgasm and my eyes roll back. I should be able to jack off.. I mean jack in.. right inside of Vecna.
>>217038260That’s not peanut butter on that carrot…
>>217038099you stole this from RLM
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>>217038168>Wow, the whole boat?quality
>>217038099>They actually leaned into the faggot theories from s1 instead of just making him a rock star loner type Honestly the most boring possible decision.
>>217038168They were in the army but he was in the navy
