>No, Isildur>I am your father
he didn't say that
>>217038286Proof??
Bravo Lucas
>>217038286It was heavily implied.
>>217038241Best thread on tv perhaps
>I HATE SAND>*chops off finger*
>No, Conan>I am your fatherKino.
>>217038241> Uncle, why didn't you ever get marry ?> Frodo, i simply don't like girls
>>217038241Sauron reaching out for Isildur like that was actually given precedent for in a cut scene where Sauron would have lifted Gil-Galad up by the neck and burned him to a crisp
why didn't Frodo get magic Force Push powers?
Why didn't he push isildur into the lava
I don't like that scene. Sauron was put down by Elendil and Gil-Galad, who both died in the process. Isildur gave the coup de grace by cutting his finger to claim the ring as a spoil. The whole "Sauron explodes" is silly.
>>217040544Because it would have caused war with the humans probably.
>>217038540No it wasn't, pretty sure they aren't even the same species, how could one possibly be the spawn of the other.
>>217040559>elf wanknobody cares
>>217038241Imagine...
>>217038286>he
>>217041942>Gimli's amazed by getting a couple of Galadriel's hairs>Sauron's bathroom is a constant mess of them and he's fucking sick of her hair
>>217040705That's not a big deal, elves and valar can have kids, and humans and elves can too. Humans and Valar together can probably produce offsprings, to begin with Valar are shapeshifting spirits.
>>217040705bro, cool it with the racism
>>217041942>Sauron>with a womanKek.
>>217043340>mfw Galadriel got the ick after I asked her out
>>217039493Who wants girls when you go on adventures in the mountains and fuck elf bussy?
>>217041942>imagine being Celeborn
>>217043401>I gave you my ring, Galadriel. Plz respond...
>>217043443Celeborn>is a celebrity >was born
>>217043443Do NOT look how he is called in Quenya.
>>217043513Bravo Tolkien.>>217043533There''s literally nothing wrong with Teleporno, dumb frogposter.
