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Who should have been Harry’s girlfriend?
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>>217038799
It felt to me hermoinie and harry had great chemistry in the 4th movie. Ronn is a piece of wood.
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>>217038799
Nymphadora Tonks or Fleur Delacour
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Why do women like western harem but not anime?
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>>217038861
a lot more women like anime than you think
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>>217038888
I know but why is Harry potter mega popular with the masses but not anime harem when it's the same shit
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>>217038799
Ron
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McGonagall
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>>217038829
Fleur would have dragged Harry back to France and kept him out of the war.
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Fenrir Greycock
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Definitely not Hermione and/or Luna, Harry deserves at least one sister relationship without romantic feelings in the way (sex doesn't exist in HP universe because of the implications it would give birth to)
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>CHING CHONG
still gets me 15 years later
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Nobody
A crush on cho or luna by all means, then he should realize it wouldn't work out and he's way too busy besides, then he stays single for the rest of the books. That would be realistic.
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>>217038799
Luna or Hermione
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>>217039748
>ching chong breaks up with white boy for whiter boy
Relatable
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He should have been an incel, like Snape and like me
Have him have a crush on Hermione but her and Ron get together and since they are his friends he just accepts it and never says anything. However he never really moves on and slowly turns into Snape but since he is so powerful he goes all the way and becomes the new, more powerful, dark lord all because he could never get that sweet Hermione puss
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>>217038799

Incel.

Complete the jesus arc.
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>>217041198
Jesus was volcel
And so should harry be.
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Ginny does fuck-all in the films. you'd think that's something they'd play up in the adaptations MORE: it's not just that she has a schoolgirl crush on him, he has a reason to like her, too.

characters sort of just vanish in and out of Harry Potter. what happened to Colin Creevy? no one knows.
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>ginny always felt weird because she was this fangirl in love with him before ever even meeting him
>luna was cute but i dont think they did too much with her character
>ching chong was fine but harry fumbled her hard and her boyfriend had just died
>fleur was just "french slut" so i don't think it would have worked storywise
>tonks was cool and she had good character development for a side character. she was a little old to be social acceptable but they went the opposite way with lupin (so just wait a few years). also would've been better than that "he doesn't love me so i can do magic" bullshit from book 6
>hermione seems like the obvious answer. he gets along with her, mostly agrees with her beliefs (even if he thinks she goes a bit overboard), she's prepared to fight voldemort, is powerful and knowledgeable, etc etc. they also get along a lot better than hermione and ron (i think ron was inspired by jkr's abusive ex-husband)
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>>217038949
Women love male/male pairing because there are more dicks and no women to compete with. JK Rowling writes boring women and compelling male/male friendships and rivalries, so women can fight over whether Harry gets maleimpregged by Ron or Draco
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>>217042154
People don’t really care about Ron
He’s pretty unpopular for a main character

People like Harry x Draco and Sirius x Lupin
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>>217038799
Harry is a rich, famous ultra-chad from the “brave and bold” house. He would’ve blasted inside all these bitches
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>>217041363

>Colin Creevy

Why did he use a camera? Doesn't seem very Dogmatic to me.
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>>217042234
your Tumblr friends aren't 'people'.
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>>217042783
Where do you find people who like Ron?
It is Draco and Marauders everywhere.
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>>217042783
In any case harem tranime is total consoomer slop that never picks an ending
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>>217041488
Checked.
Luna would treat Harry the same no matter if the school is currently loving Harry or shunning him for some bullshit reason so I would pick her.
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Molly Weasley, after Arthur died in book being choked by Voldemort's anaconda.
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>>217043228
;_; i liked Ron. book Ron, at least.

Harry was the one who had no personality. what these fan fiction girls saying 'omggg i ship Harry x Draco <3' actually mean is 'i fancy Draco'.
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>>217043310
hermione would too. she even kept going with harry to fight voldemort when even ron abandoned them
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>>217043381
My school teacher liked Ron. The movies made him look like retard.
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Harry was such a pussy for not giving Ching Chong a good fucking. He should have made her forget about her ex bf.
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>>217038825
tbf book Ron was much better and had his moments.
They basically took them all away and gave them to other characters for the movies.
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>>217038799
All of them. Also his donut steel sister/daughters too.
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>>217043676
didnt they recast her because she was too pretty
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>>217038799
Chang or Weasly, honestly. Sadly, they both hit the wall pretty hard.
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>>217038799
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>>217038799
weg-style harem
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>>217041363
>what happened to Colin Creevy? no one knows.
His death at the battle of Hogwarts would have been too heartbreaking to witness.
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>>217038799
The Indian girl, but Ron’s one
Or
The darkie with freckles and fat tits
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>>217044762
>The darkie with freckles and fat tits
who?
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>>217042783
Bro, regular women don't like Ron. He's a wimp.
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>>217038799
Definitely Hermione, even Rowling regretted not getting them together.
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>>217045564
maybe she will get this ending for the new tv show
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>>217038799
> Should

Hermione by all accounts, JK even said so.

> Shouldve

Moaning Myrtle
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>>217043381
I like Ron too, the movies doesn't do him any favors. I hope the new series fixes that.
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>>217043676
Ai bros, your move...

>>217045564
Jk has said many things; she has lost her mind.
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>>217045564
what an odd subheading.
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>>217045564
so she paired them because she felt hermione and ron was like her own marriage?
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>>217044950
If a man was writing things, Ron would have been replaced by Draco.
>draco is forced to tag up with Harry and Hermione
>through trials and tribulations, draco can see his dad is largely full of shit, where a complete muggleborn like Hermione can excel despite zero lineage
>over time, draco realizes that ambition isn't an evil thing and can be used for good, it ultimately depends on who is using the tool
>turns out this is what Slytherin wanted all along, ambitious do-gooders, but centuries of misinfo from other houses and straight class jealousy are a bitch
>still forced to do shit he is quickly finding out that he doesn't like
>hatred for potter turns into a basic rivalry, where he keeps trying to show harry up
>harry and hermione bond because they're both strangers in a brand new world
>draco catches on that Snape is secretly a good guy, with Snape teaching Draco how to mentally defend himself from telepathy
>draco becomes wildly competent at it, after Snape peers into the boy's mind and sees a direct reflection of his childhood
>Snape then works to correct things, to make sure Draco doesn't end up like him
>the blood pact still takes place, but now has meaning
>Draco can't kill dumbledore
>Snape does, as part of dumledore's plan, and to save Draco from the pact
>Snape readily sacrifices himself at the end, with a smile on his face, knowing Draco won't end up like him, and there's some hope in this world
>Draco gets with some mudblood hufflepuff himself, and starts a happy family with a ton of kids, while his dad is all sad and gloomy

Weasleys ultimately added nothing.
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>>217047073
boring
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>>217044899
Romilda Vane; she tried to love potion Harry or something
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>>217038799
Pansy Parkinson
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>>217038799
Ginny aged the best
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>>217047927
>Ginny aged the best
you mean the most
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>>217047927
goddamn what the fuck is in the water in bongistan
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>>217044129
more than that, they recast her specifically due to rowling thinking she was too pretty because the character was based on one of her bullies when she was in school
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>>217038799
Which Harry Potter bitch has the hairiest: ass, forearms, pits, legs, nips, and belly? Every category separately.
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>>217038799
i remember thinking that him and luna had good chemistry, although it's been years since i've read the books/ watched the movies
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>>217049638
no thoughts just feeling:
>ass
hermione
>arms
hermione
>pits
cho
>legs
hermione
>nips
luna
>belly
luna
>bush
tie between luna and ginny
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>>217038799
Gabrielle Delacour.
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i feel like your best friend's sister is off limits
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>>217049883
She probably would have been in normal circumstances, but this was a huge marry-up for the whole family, Harry is rich and Ginny can bring some wealth back to the family.
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>>217049820
>Trying to seduce Harry in front of his girlfriend
Succubus
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>>217038799
Ron
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>>217050098
No faggots.
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>>217038799
Fem Malfoy
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>>217050143
Still not wrong tho
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>>217050244
Queering doesn't make the world work.
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>>217038799
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>>217049883
Can someone tell that 60 year old woman to put her shirt back on
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>>217050318
I'm sure someone will help you out since you're afraid to speak to women.
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>>217038799
Luna, she bonds with him over spooky horses and treats him fairly while other classmates swing from adoration to scorn pretty often.
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>>217038799
they all would have been wrapped around Draco's Big Slytherin Cock IRL
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Slytherin bitches were the best but I find it funny that whenever people talk discuss HP on 4chan they're always like "yeah I pick slytherin" as if it isn't the cuck house where everyone is a fucking dickhead in 99% of HP media.
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>>217050555
>Harry gets rightfully suspected of being the heir of slytherin in year 2
The entire house never recovered from that brutal mogging
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>>217050176
>Fem Malfoy
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>>217038799
>Cho
Asian, Ravenclaw, guaranteed hairy. Hard pass.

>Hermione
Nerdy bookworm and kind of abrasive, probably hairy, annoying a lot of the time. Pass.

>Ginny
Athletic Stacy, will keep in shape and care about her body. Comes from a poor family, already kind of enamored with you, will be grateful for the attention. A year younger. Easy frontrunner.

>Luna
Autistic, Ravenclaw, guaranteed hairy but also comes off as someone that skips baths 2-3 days at a time to study nargles or whatever, and would be overly clingy and obsessive. Hard pass.

Harry made the right call.
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>>217050896
>passing on hairies
???
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>>217050958
I like feminine women, not masculine women. Hair also traps smells and makes pussy smell worse than it already does, which is doubly bad for someone like Luna who would already smell kind of sweaty. Imagine some overly clingy weirdo anime girl who kind of smells like sweat and has a hairy one and won't leave you alone, then imagine a girl that takes care of herself and already sees you as Mr. Perfect. Ginny was the obvious choice.
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>>217051030
LOL porn jews fucked you up hard.
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>>217050176
this
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>>217038799
Harry should have been Draco Malfoy's girlfriend
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>>217047927
Can't be real.
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Did Ron make a mistake?
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>>217047927
Good lord
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Don't look up Draco
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>>217051030
holy shit why are you so comfortable revealing your squeamishness
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>>217051047
Not really. Through one door is a girl who bathes, shaves, exercises, and sees you as her dream. Through another is a girl you can sort of smell, who probably has armpit stubble, who won't leave you alone and wants to talk about cartoons or whatever the wizarding equivalent of weeb shit is. Anyone who isn't a closet case or a virgin knows immediately what the right pick was. Harry was famous and rich and he picked Ginny, tells you all you need to know.
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>>217051073
>>217050176
>>217050714
Impregnating Fem Draco would be the greatest revenge
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>>217051101
If Ron didn't end up with Hermione would he have gone back to Lavender? there was no one else written for Ron, he fucked up with Patel and he thinks Luna is nuts.
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>>217049669
When Luna showed up I just assumed she was his future wife because her character seemed extraneous otherwise, like someone's OC shoved in at the 2/3 point.
I still don't understand the point of the character.
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>>217051167
I don't think acknowledging the downsides of an autistic hairy body odor girl is an act of bravery.
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>>217046746
It's actually a disturbing rabbithole
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>>217046746
>>217051407
Radcliffe talks about losing his virginity to an older woman with big tits....
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>>217038799
Which one had the nicest feet?
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>>217051535
depends on the taste
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>>217051530
Not that, Rowling's personal history and the fucked up view of romance it gave her
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>>217038799
Emma looks cozy here
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>>217051624
Lucky
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>>217038799
Ron
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>>217051624
There was also some interview at some point where she talked about having Daniel and Evanna rub her feet and so on.
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>>217051393
Rowling was expanding the Potterverse after realizing the setting may have been a bit too small. There were only like 20 kids per year?
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>>217051897
A small setting makes more sense than a huge wizarding population. The bigger it gets the more impossible it seems that they're able to keep it a secret, or even need to. A really small and insular community lets you have wizards-in-the-real-world without breaking it, and helps sell the idea that this is a tiny unique culture that is going to get washed away by mudbloods coming to hogwarts and talking about iphones.
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>>217052003
she could have expanded into upper years . Aside from Fred/George and the quidditch team where were interactions with upperclassman.
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>>217043676
Still pretty today
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>>217051897
Also she realized Hermione was the only relevant female character in the first half of the story
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>>217052412
True, Ching Chong was barely a character, and Ginny was a plot device. Moaning Myrtle was solid 2nd place after Hermione
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>>217041488
Tonks it is. She wanted Arry’
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>>217047073
If a man was writing things, Draco would have been a girl and ended as Harry's wife.
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why is myrtle moaning?
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>>217052839
Tom's basilisk was quite big if you know what I mean.
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>>217052813
Think Draco and Hermione would have been a couple
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>>217047927
>Scared, Potta?
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>>217052839
I was eating her pusy
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>>217052813
*Harry would have been a girl and ended as Draco's wife
Fixed. Harry describes Draco like a '00s fangirl describing her blond twink husbando.
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>>217038799
>Who should have been Harry’s girlfriend?
Draco.
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>>217053338
If Harry had to end up with someone he considers the best looking, he would end with Tom.
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>>217038799
Luna should have been my girlfriend
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>>217051624
>age difference "wasn't ridiculous but it would freak some people out"
That doesn't say much, even a one year age difference at 16 would freak zoomers out
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>>217038799
Ron.
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>>217053513
hope you like fuzzy armpits, retard
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>>217053497
>handsome x7
Too bad Tom uglified himself, otherwise Harry would probably have settled for keeping him as a pet
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>>217053532
this was back before generation HRT
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>>217038799
he should have casted penis quadruplicatus on himself and fucked all four at once
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https://voca.ro/1eD3kxXd2S3s
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>>217053652
Women are genuinely evil.
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>>217038799
I'd go with the chink. She looks the nastiest in bed
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>>217053543
I do, thank you.
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>>217038799
Yer mum
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>>217054276
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>>217051156
>>217047927
>all the men look good
>all the women look like haggard shit
Damn, why women job to The Wall so easily compared to men?
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>>217050085
too bad she didn't succeed.
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You're all little gossiping girls.
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>>217051370
>would he have gone back to Lavender?
https://youtu.be/bDVuEaneJ8Q?t=53
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>>217050176
draco being a girl that harry secretly has a crush on would've made it more interesting
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>>217054969
most of the troons here probably wish they were
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>>217050896
Thank you for confirming Luna is the best
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>>217050573
The books are told from Harry's point of view and the only Slytherins he really interacts with throughout the series are Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle.
Also Slughorn is a cool guy.
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>>217055763
Read what I wrote again, she doesn't shave her crotch and it might be 3 days since the last time she washed it.
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>>217053543
quit projecting your weird fetishes. Wizards can probably shave instantly with a simple spell, there's no reason why all witches wouldn't be perfectly groomed considering how much time women put into their appearance even without magic.
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>>217049638
Luna has the best feet and that matters most
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>>217055865
Why would they though? Why does Dumbledore have a beard then?
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>>217055865
if that were true they wouldn't need the elaborate baths

https://youtu.be/VfUEdbveGYM

the fact is they are depicted bathing and shaving just like us on multiple occasions, indicating that a weird autist girl like Luna would engage in both as irregularly as weird autist girls do in real life
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>>217038949
harry potter books aren't really harem like at all, and over 40% of the readership is male.
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>>217055872
feet stink dumbass
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>>217055897
That's the Prefect bath which in the book is described as basically a swimming pool and is probably just there for people who like to bathe for the pleasure of it. No other bathing facilities or showers are described at all throughout the series.
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>>217055924
https://harrypotter.fandom.com/wiki/Hogwarts_shower_areas

nope
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>>217043345
dang I didn't know voldy had a hog on him
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>>217051530
>>217051624
HBC doesnt have big tits, but I dont see that mentioned in the article either
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>>217052813
>Erect Potter ?
>You wish
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>>217055827
Yes yes, this is why she's the best
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>>217047462
great tits
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These two were made for one another
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>>217038799
He should have used the time turner and fucked his hot Mum
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>>217058127
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>>217047927
Helena Bonham Carter now looks like the youngest of them all.
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>>217052622
Way hotter in the books. Total miscast.
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>>217050305
Is she the one that got murdered or was it the other one?
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>>217052622
Natalia Tena seems like a freak and would be into some seriously kinky shit.
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>>217058091
Aryan genetics
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>>217051288
A Potter-Malfoy spawn would be a bloodline eugenics masterplan not seen till Hiashi Hyuga.
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>>217050896
Luna wouldn't be clingy. It'd be the opposite problem where she's so distracted by whatever latest flight of fancy has caught her interest she completely forgets the rest of the world exists
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>>217047927
>>217049584
Hadrian’s Wall
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>>217038799
You know exactly who
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what's your favorite pairing and your favorite pic of said pairing
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Imagine caring one bit. I would be embarrassed to have the mentality of a teenage girl who cares about shipping characters from a little kid's movie.
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>>217051156
The Bulgarian looked like a normal guy and now looks like a white Azis XD
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>>217050176
Correct but Rowling and her ghost writers are brainlets who couldn't comprehend how kino it would've been to have Draconia be the unofficial fourth friend of the group who's standoffish and a bully most times but helps when it matters and her mean ice queen demeanour is the result of having a crush on Harry that she feels gets spurned when they meet for the first time in Diagon Alley and she accidentally offends him with her clumsy attempt at telling Harry he needs to hang out with people of quality and not Ron.
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>>217060464
based
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>>217061047
Bad news for you. Those teenagers are now in their 20s-40s and they haven't changed one bit.
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>>217062641
it was the best time of my life okay?
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fucking pedophiles debating which underage girl would be the best for an underage boy

kys
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>>217061315
>Chamber of secrets
>Draconia takes the diary, and uses it to become the dark witch her father would respect, as he always wanted a son and got her instead.
>Tom reneges on the deal, naturally, sapping her lifeforce and taking her to the chamber instead of Ginny.
>Naturally, Harry goes to help as it's the right thing to do.
>Draconia awakens in Harry's arms after he defeats Tom and the basilisk.
>"P-p-p-p-potter! Put me down this instant! Don't think a rescue will give you permission to manhandle me! My daddy will hear of this!"
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>>217038799
Professor Trelawney.

>Harry, let me tell you about the future where you're busting right up my ass.
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>>217063670
Nah. I see you're trying to bait me into saying "What part of an underage girl being with an underage boy is pedophilia?" but I know how the cuck mods on this board would react to that.
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did Cho actually like Harry or did she only want him because he was famous?
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>>217038799
>Who should have been Harry’s girlfriend?
The girl reading this
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>>217064180
Soulless bugpeople only think of power/money/prestige so yes
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>>217050318
You fat mong, they are some wazzo jugs
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harry should've shagged the muggle waitress from half blood prince
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>>217050176
No need for the "fem" desu.
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>>217038799
He should've been pegged by Bellatrix
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>>217051530
I thought it was Tom Felton who supposedly dicked JKR?
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>>217064309
mayall is so lucky he died before yewtree ramped up, that nonce would be in prison now
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>>217065558
What? Where did you hear that? Did you make it up yourself? Well it's not funny, stop it.
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>>217065620
Read it somewhere online, so its most likely bollocks, but its a funny idea.
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>>217065617
Pretty much every famous person from that era, and pretty much every famous musician from any era, will have had some underage groupies at some point.
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>>217047927
bro what the FUCK
Lavender looks the best but the glasses and hair is grandma tier. why can't foids just let their hair down. keep pulling that hairline up...
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>>217038799
Combine Ginny and Ron into the same character. Ron gets turned into a girl during his 'broken wand on the fritz' era, and they can't turn him back. From then on the character pulls double duty as filling Harry's best friend role and eventual love interest role.
Ron and Ginny both do actually very little over the course of the story, rolling them into one character like this cuts down on needless cast bloat and gives Ron a unique source of drama and personal storyline that isn't just being in Harry's orbit.
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>>217059298
>Potter-Malfoy boy marries Delphi
As planned by bene gesserit.
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>>217065047
She has wonderful brown boobs. Harry really was a tosser for not tapping that.
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>>217038799
Nobody, man or women, should be forced to marry a filthy Weasley
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>Marrying someone you've known since you were 11
Harry shoulda married some woman he met in his early-20s.
Marry Ginny is too much marrying Ron, marrying Hermione she's practically your sister by now.
Cho's a flame and Luna's weird pre-schizo.
Go with some girl from Slytherin who was three years younger always in the background who gets a job as an Auror too.
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>>217038799
I get to meet Ginny at a con in a couple weeks!
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>>217047927
Would fuck Luna within an inch of her life.
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>>217067154
>>Marrying someone you've known since you were 11
I've never understood why childhood friends finding love and getting married is suddenly a bad thing to you people when it happens in Harry Potter.
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>>217067154
The whole "Hermione is like my sister" is bullshit that Rowling put in the books last second even though they had very heavy romantic tones between Harry and her. It doesn't even make sense in context
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>>217061236
Yeah, he should ditch the necklace and earrings. I guess actors really are fruity.
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>>217067154
>>217067594
>Hermione is a spiritual cuckquean as she's forced to watch as Harry dates and fucks other women, despite her own massive crush on him
I have to go to AO3 now to... check on something...
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>>217038799
False premise. As the "chosen one," Harry should have had a rotation of every girl he wanted, before finally settling down with a girl 15 years younger than him.
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>>217067846
>prefers cuckqueans to yanderes
you are lost
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>>217067917
>a girl 15 years younger than him
Delphi.
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>>217064018
>Prof. Trelawney
I mean. I'm not saying I wouldn't. But kinda crazy for your first pick at the magipussy draft.
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>>217067935
Enlighten me.
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>>217067917
As the "chosen one," Harry should have a rotation of the smartest, funniest, wealthiest friends he wanted, but he settled with damn near the dumbest, whiniest, most useless faggot in the entire school just because he sat on the train with him once.
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>>217068106
To be fair all of Hogwarts is fucking retarded pretty much. Every single year they turn on him for the dumbest shit imaginable
I get kids are petty but wizard kids are some of the least likable people ever.
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>>217051101
>has a girl that’s willing to let him do anything he wants to her
>dumps her for an uppity girl
Harry was right to flaunt his wealth in the ginger cunt’s face
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cancerous fucking /v/eddit trannies
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>>217068128
If turning on him meant they couldn't be friends, Harry should've ditched that useless ginger faggot long ago. Seriously, how is it that every Weasley brat is good at something useful besides Ron and Ginny? What the fuck happened, is this JK Rowling warning women about the consequences of giving birth when you're too old?
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>>217060482
Rowling's intentionally written canon romances: >Boring Mary Sue/Gary Stu pandering

Rowling's throwaway backstory scribble about an ill-advised purely onesided teenage crush on a cardboard villain, meant to be so trivial and forgettable she didn't even think of putting it into her actual books:
>Made interesting, deep and dramatic by fanfic and secondary writers with better romantic tastes

Sadly the failure of Fantastic Beasts means the suits have probably concluded that gay doesn't sell (and they're probably right given the normalfaggy fanbase) and we'll never get more content of them.
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>>217068106
Harry should have been at Cedric's level in terms of chad-factor.
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215 posts into a HP thread and no jeetposter
He really fell off
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>>217068128
To be fair, from an outsider POV, the potter boy and his gang are mighty insufferable
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>>217068106
book Ron isn't like that, the movies just gave all his good lines to Hermione for some reason
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>>217068184
By outsider POV you mean the reader? I hated Harry by book three.
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>>217068182
Back in the day we had 'Dullest franchise' poster. Now that was a real shit poster. But all you newfags know is 'jeet' and 'tranny'.
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>>217051101
Did Harry and Ron make a mistake?
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>>217068196
Just because they flanderized movie Ron doesn't mean book Ron is suddenly capable. He's still a fucking retard who's only good at Chess and okay at Quidditch. He's still insufferably whiny and turns on Harry multiple times, and he's still a void of charisma where anything witty goes to die with his whole schtick being that literally every brother before him was smart, likable, and funny while he mopes about how much worse he is than them
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>>217068253
They did the same thing that countless British civil servants and soldiers in the Raj had done for over a hundred years.
The trick is that you never marry them.
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>>217068184
Harry doesn't say shit publicly though. One of his main traits is how reserved and unable to speak out he is
It's more that the Hogwarts kids have an insane perspective on the world. Like thinking that the kid who's almost been murdered by Voldemort for the past three years is willing to somehow fake his way into an insanely deadly competition for people far more adult than he is for fame, the one thing he has never wanted. And why would they be jealous? Who realistically would want to fight against fucking dragons, almost drown in a lake with mermaids and get killed inside a maze with man-eating weeds?
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>>217067917
>Harry should have had a rotation of every girl he wanted
He canonically did. There's a paragraph in Book 6 about how he has to take alternate routes through school around Christmas because otherwise the halls get jammed with girls gathering under the mistletoe whenever he passes by. God, what a hateable character.
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>>217068182
it was posted twice according to 4chanx but the WBshill actual jeet janny deleted it
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>>217068172
Now you know why back when Harry Potter fanfiction was sane (before all the Tumblr shit pairing Snape and Draco with everyone else, troons ruin everything), a large chunk of fanfics were "Harry and Hermione get together, meanwhile Ron and Ginny get shat on (sometimes Molly and Dumbledore too for being adults with less brainpower than fucking babies)
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>>217068418
What drives me crazy is that the "Large cock" tag is useless when searching HP fics on AO3, because for some fucking reason, every HP fic, regardless of content, uses some variation of it. Even fics with NO sex.
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>>217068418
Snape and Draco spammers aren't troons, they are actual women, women love that shit.
>meanwhile Ron and Ginny get shat on (sometimes Molly and Dumbledore too for being adults with less brainpower than fucking babies)
I see it mostly in dark Harry ones.
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>>217068297
Once they believe Harry is an attention whore, everything he does or happens to him is interpreted by these lens.
>Who realistically would want to fight against fucking dragons, almost drown in a lake with mermaids and get killed inside a maze with man-eating weeds?
Cool kids. You wouldn't get it, nerd.
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>>217068418
What did Molly do?
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>>217068457
Actually a ton of pretty vanilla "Harmony" (yeah that's how they call it) stories have bashing tropes. Which tbf I get cause a lot of the characters are really fucking annoying
>>217068527
Be a shit mom that couldn't teach her children to behave normally
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>>217038799
Hermione (Chamber of Secrets)
Cho Chang (Order Of The Phoenix)
Ginny (Goblet of Fire)
Pass on Luna
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>>217068527
The worst sin anyone could have in JK Rowling's sick twisted mind.
She was slightly overweight.
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>>217068561
>Ginny (Goblet of Fire)
>Pass on Luna
gay
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>>217069357
Ginny year 3 is cute and perhaps funny
Luna is ugly
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Luna, she always saw him for who he really was and was never influenced by anyone else. She fully accepted him and was always there for him even when he pushed her away. It could have worked well because like the other students Hermione and Ron find her bizarre but Harry could instead could be the one who is able to see the true Luna. They also share a unique connection to tragedy that Hermione/Ron struggle to understand. Harry doesn't need to immediately accept her, just have him find her cute but crazy upon first impression while his friends are disgusted by her. Later make her the target of school abuse that Harry goes out of his way to defend her from(convincing himself it isn't because he likes her but payback for all the times she has aided him) making himself a target in the process, and having them grow closer as a result. Harry's has an issue with waiting for girls to come to him and this could have been a moment for him to finally pursue a girl and make a choice for himself free from Hermione/Ron's influence. You also get some nice drama with Hermione that would place Ron/Harry in the middle of
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>>217038799
They should have cast someone prettier for Ginny, especially when bookfags would tell me she's supposed to be a gigastacy.
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>>217061315
>>217063927
As much as I want this, I can't find any art that isn't ai halp? @-@;
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>>217069920
It's not like Harry and Ron were played by male models. Ginny actress was cuter than Hermione actress tbdesu, I don't see the problem
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>>217068253
>Harry Pooter and Ron Jeetley
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>>217071115
Series Ginny is pretty cute
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>>217072172
and busty
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>>217071115
>Ginny actress was cuter than Hermione actress tbdesu
wrong
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>>217072196
no peeking!
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Now I was wondering, can you touch a ghost if they want to or if I ask moaning Myrtle to show me her tits, can she do it? Can she remove her ghost clothes?
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>>217068359
He warned me for reminding people that HBC raped Daniel Radcliffe and possibly Evanna Lynch
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>>217043573
>he's always scared
https://youtu.be/CRo67rg3hGQ
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Is coffee good for him?
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>>217038799
>Who should have been Harry’s girlfriend?
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>>217073860
would be 9/10 is booba were bigger
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>>217041488
>fleur was just "french slut" so i don't think it would have worked storywise
Fleur seemed more into Ron.
>they also get along a lot better than hermione and ron (i think ron was inspired by jkr's abusive ex-husband)
Perhaps that's why there seem to be some chemistry between them. Harry and Hermione always seemed more like only friends.
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>>217068253
no... hairy backs and poo smell isn't good
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>>217073860
yuck
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>>217052813
>Draco would have been a girl
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>>217053367
>DRACA MALFOY!
>DID YOU PUT HARRY'S MORNING WOOD IN YOUR CHAMBER OF SECRETS?
>he bellowed serenely, incensed at someone else having got to Harry before him
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>>217051101
Was this done better in the books? In the movies she came from nowhere and didn't even feel like a character from the universe.
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>>217038799
Luna because she serves no other narrative purpose and has the most interaction with him after Hermione.
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>>217074574
No. She's still basically out of nowhere and has no real character, and it shatters your suspension of disbelief because there's no actual way a girl could be attracted to Ron
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>>217047462
>she only likes you because she thinks you are the "chosen one"
>but I AM the chosen one
Always make me snicker.

>lets sell a bunch of love potions to hormonal teens
Who thought this was a good idea?
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>>217074574
Lavender has been a Gryffindor classmate since the first book. In the films, she was portrayed by a Black person.
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>>217051030
>I like feminine girls I just HATE the smell of pussy and a girl's sweat
>I'm totally straight I swear, just don't get icky pussy near me
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>>217058091
Is he sleazemaxxing?
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>>217074010
>Fleur seemed more into Ron.
yeah it was just responding to others in the thread
>Perhaps that's why there seem to be some chemistry between them. Harry and Hermione always seemed more like only friends.
That's always been my headcanon. She's said Hermione is her self insert. And so if Ron is her abusive ex-husband, it gets a little weird. But also more of a reason why isn't a bad idea and they will break up eventually.

Ron always seems to insult her, put down the things she loves or is interested in, isn't supportive, even abandons her during the search...Seems like bad husband material.
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>>217075462
The worst part is that the Weasleys are dirt poor, so she won't even get anything as a result of the divorce. Hell she might end up paying him alimony
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>>217075264
Twink death got in a truck and ran him over repeatedly.
There's not a lot to do.
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>>217068418
>Now you know why back when Harry Potter fanfiction was sane (before all the Tumblr shit pairing Snape and Draco with everyone else, troons ruin everything)
Way older than troons.
The first I saw of this was in that You Touch My Tralala vid, orginal seemed to have been at least from 2007
https://youtu.be/0Uq5UDmJL5M
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>>217068178
>the suits have probably concluded that gay doesn't sell (and they're probably right given the normalfaggy fanbase) and we'll never get more content of them.
Rare suit W.
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>>217047073
Yeah Zuko's redemption was great
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>>217047462
There was no logical reason why the sixth installment couldn't have a subplot of Harry having sex with all those girls who wanted him for being the chosen one
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>>217041488
>ginny always felt weird because she was this fangirl in love with him before ever even meeting him
Ginny is the best choice for this exact reason. No groundwork needed. Plus the age advantage. I think it's best for a man to be at least a year older. Women naturally defer to an older man. Next: Is she attractive? It's not blatantly stated in the book, but it's subtext to any hetero guy with a working penis: Ginny had something going on physically that Harry wanted to learn more about. Next question: Is she actually agreeable and decent? By all accounts, yes. I subtract points for her being the best friend's sister. I've never done that. And I probably wouldn't. But I've dated girls from cool families, so it wouldn't be the worst thing ever.

Cho was not DECIDEDLY into Harry. Bad option. Guys make this mistake every day. If she isn't OPENLY waving the flag for you, she isn't interested. Same for Fleur. That leaves Luna. Not a bad option, but Harry himself thought she was too strange. She would probably be my choice, but I'm an introvert and Harry is a normie.
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>>217076811
Ginny is the worst case, though. Supposedly hot piece of ass who is also poor as shit and who is obsessed with being in the limelight. Also, judging from how her mother acts, she'll be a complete shrew and scream if there's even a hint of someone disagreeing with her, someone behaving in a way she dislikes, or someone telling her no; also would be extremely motivated to take as much as possible from Harry's vault if they argue enough and get divorced. Harry could pick any random girl from any year and they'd be a better pick than Ginny.
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>>217044433
Based. I remember the girl on the right being on eastenders
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You're all retards
He only ended up with Ginny because Katie Leung was hotter than fucking Emma Watson at the time and JK freaked the fuck out since Hermione was her self insert
She literally tried to fucking veto the casting since Katie wasn't 'authentically Asian' enough (as in she was a UK girl and not a girl with a speakee engrish from China like she had hoped)

It's why the holy of Book 6 has the whole 'lolz Cho is just being totes complex, Harry you need a girl that respects you, that one there, your friend's sister who's awhore and fucks negros, she's perfect
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>>217038799
girlfriend? he's british m8
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>>217075532
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ginny was the best choice because it would make him family with the weasleys and also ginny really liked harry a lot
except ginny should have looked like BDH in the movie
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>>217072909
She's a student by the way
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>>217074663
He was really tall.
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>>217077253
lol this expectation explains the 41%
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>>217077352
I posted it here because its pure, quadruple-distilled, 190-proof cope.
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>>217077368
indeed the inexplicably hideous man is how the "artist" actually looks
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>>217051030
The problem is not that you are gay.
The problem is that you've convinced yourself that you are straight.



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