Coach Harrington editionPrevious >>217038549
>boss fight>hundreds of demodogs that can wipe armies gone>the bats that killed eddie gone
Wills gay? Don't those guys have AIDS?
>>217040114This was the best ending we could have got. Everyone found their own path. Els fate is left up to the viewer.
>>217040114Any webm requests?
nothing makes me rage like forced interracial shit. Its pure propaganda at this pointNiggers are fucking subhumans
>>217040133They wrote his character literally perfect
>>217040131They were on vacation
>>217040141Lumax loving
Dustin and Will really wanted to go to that party. It must be Mikes revenge for Will's s3 D&D obsession
El dying actually makes the story better than "a character we saw die used the last of her powers to save her." It might work in a season finale, where it can be further explored, but as a series finale, I think the most logical explanation is her death.
>>217040114Yes I cried during the flashback scenes before they kill Vecna. No I’m not ashamed of it.
I understand the gigantic wall allegory now...
>>217040140>Els fate is left up to the viewer.Kind of but not really. It's mock-ambiguity. She ain't dead.
The show ended at S3.
Reminder that if MBB wants to come back it will turn out that El got out of the cockadoodie car after all and no amount of plot illogic will prevent it so stop discussing the subject like that matters.
>>217040114Str(eddit)anger Thing(ay)s
>>217040143Why so angry?
>>217040156Based BBC queen
Good thing there weren't any of these nearby to stop the main cast. You'd think there'd be a lot of them in their home dimension.
>>217040163I wish vecna had stopped joyce in her tracks in one final push and ripped the flesh off of her body so we could hear her screaming in agony before both of them expired
>>217040187Would love to clock you in the jaw, nigger loving faggot
So, which was the biggest "completely cynical fakeout right at the end" ? This or Hopper dying in Season 3?
>>217040174She's super dead. She wouldn't have been able to mind fuck Mike with all the speakers around if she wasn't on the other side of the gate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoVgN82wz9E
>>217040199nah MF spent all his mana on moving the planets
>>217040204No way you are that mad over a fictional relationship LOL
Why did Robin breakup with her rodent redhead nurse gf ?
Didn't some guy die from evil space bats?
so they just left all the pregnant women to die and blew them up alongside eleven?
There is nothing to watch on Netflix now that Stranger Things ended...
>>217040207No, she isn't. It's beyond obvious that you know literally nothing about what you're talking about. Fuck off to another thread
>>217040177>Reminder that if MBB wants to come backThe women hates the show so much she faked an arm injury to get out of doing press and has fuck you money and Bon Jovi money. She aint coming back.
>>217040174>>217040177El got out through Kali’s powers.There’s no other way we see her in the back of the truck to immediately at the gate any other way.It’s just as Mike said, she made it into the radio shack tunnel.
>>217040204Why do you hate two people being in a happy relationship together?
So did El die or not?
Wouldnt it have made more sense for the mind flayer to be the big bad instead of a big spider?
>>217040161>waaah my girlfriend died so you can't go to a partyWhat a fucking cockblock
>>217040228Wednesday season 3
The epilogue hard carried the finale Shit was like maybe a 4 but carried it to a decent 7
>Dr. Kay realized the error of her ways and pardoned everyone for their acts of sedition and terrorism.>She retired from the military and after a brief appointment in the Bush administration, she became a school superintendent in Scranton, PA. She’s still there to this day.
>>217040245It’s left up to the viewer
REMINDER>/ourguy/ joe takes his money and forms a band instead of coasting on Stranger Slop famehttps://youtu.be/Ec08db2hP10?si=qUp6ZqVHHYfAhy_I [Open]Song is cliche as fuck but it's all over the radio right now and number 2 on spotify. He won.
>El supposedly opened the first portal to the upside down when she “killed” Henry> Scientists somehow come in possession of intergalactic rock years before thatAm I misremembering something or is there some gay lore that explains this outside the series?
>>217040143why? it's not like it's your girl, calm down
>>217040216Drop an address so I can fly to your gay little nigger loving liberal city and bust your fucking teeth out>>217040242Why do you push wokism in every single place you go, including stranger things thread?
>>217040245she ded>>217040228thank you for reminding me to cancel
>>217040187Hot as fuck.What’s it like to go balls deep into a redhead?
>>217040257I hated this woman so fucking much. Wish her character would of been shot in the forehead
>>217040262DUDE THE PLAYDO YOU KNOW THERES A PLAY BROWATCH THE PLAY MAN
>>217040199Maybe they live underground. They have no eyes and their planet is a bright yellow hot dessert.
>>217040204it's so funny to see how angry this makes ppl
>>217040187Based
>>217040265Damn bro, you’re so tough. Faggot
Are you afraid of becoming your father?
Why didn't Kali use her powers against Lt. Atkers? I don't understand.
>>217040222huh? are you sure that wasn't one of vecna's hallucinations?>>217040227what pregnant women? maybe vecna's powers caused them to hallucinate the women.>>217040246what spider? the fight scene was cool and epic! please subscribe to netflix to watch the cartoon releasing in march!!>>217040220thats a fair question, but what redhead nurse gf? maybe it was a hallucination caused by vecna.
>>217040262Why are you here if you haven't watched the play?
>>217040156
>>217040220Hottest ship: Mr Clark x Erica
>>217040265mental illness
>>217040230and in spite of all that she can change her mind if she wants and the writers certainly won't give a shit. >>217040234I am completely indifferent to what happened.
Vecna also used illusion to make everyone think he is dead
>>217040245She did not, it is shown explicitly that it was an illusion.
They never made a character as cool as Billy again
>>217040173kek
>>217040284Shut the fuck up you BBC obsessed chink. Cucks like you are the reason this country is going down the fucking TOILETif hitler were alive he would be so fucking ashamed of every last one of you
>>217040262>he didn't fly to london or nyc to watch the story critical play which was kinda retconned anyway
>>217040303BASED BASED BASED
>>217040308Dispshit Derek and his sisteror Dipshit Derek and Billy
>>217040291I'd literally push you over and kick you in the forehead>>217040284It's funny how you're pretending not to be a faggot tranny nigger lover
>>217040114He always knew what he wants. When Derek hugged it looked he had a light bolb moment. He loves kids, women and Hawkins. Planning of buying house at Hawkins, has a girlfriend. Dude pretty much is settling for his forever home.Only Mike and him are staying at Hawkins the rest are leaving Hawkins:Joyce and Hopper goes to Montauk;Jonathan and Will goes to New York;Robin and Nancy goes to Massachutts.Jonathan, Nancy, Robin and Steve decided to meat once in a month in Philadelpia.
>>217040331I just find it funny, it's so easy to bait and troll ppl with it. I'm just a troll at heart, not an interracial mixer.
>>217040245yeswhat we saw at the ending was naive mike's imagination
>>217040220Damn Erica glowup is wild
>>217040295>Become Ted but poorHe's the Duffer bros self insert but has the worst ending
>>217040262I looked at the wiki because I thought I missed where the glowing rock came from. It’s explained in the stage play that I’d never heard about
Max and Lucas really making this dude crashout
>military plot didn't matter>nancy didn't get court martialed>will is still a sorcerer (his powers are innate) but nobody followed up on this>the wormhole getting destroyed did nothing to the town despite it having gates under the steel plates all overso many plot holes
>>217040331hitler was a loser who killed himself and so should you
>>217040308Erica is prime piece of chocolate Why did they have to uglify her in the show
>>217040343>Only Mike and him are staying at Hawkins the rest are leaving HawkinsMike was in a college dorm room though
>>217040340See my reply here >>217040345
>>217040343>Only Mike and him are staying at HawkinsMike isn't in Hawkins at the end he's in a college dorm it looks nothing like his room
>>217040228There are spinoffs including the animated prequel
>>217040161It reminds of this scene when Will gets mad that they don't want to play DnD and would rather talk about girls.
>>217040207I wish the show had went for an unambiguous sacrifice but no, the story doesn't really work unless she's alive and they put a surprising amount of work into setting up her escape. I understand having a preference for her dying but I genuinely do not think that was the intent of the show whatsoever.
>>217040319It's suggested as a possibility.
>>217040331Hitler killer himself m8
Did you not need qualifications or anything in the 80's to become a teacher?
>>217040295Ironically Ted was probably the biggest supporter for MikexEleven.His son being alpha male and plowing a nice body teen girl who barely talks. And is daughter of the sheriff.
>>217040394shes dead anon, Mike literally says its a story
>>217040173>women ageYeah it’s called biology you incel faggot. At least she was attractive once, you were hideously ugly and kissless in your prime
>>217040370>Yeah dude, I just pretend to be a nigger loving degenerate!!! It's ironic!!!Literally the tranny thought process. It's ironic, until it isn't. Fuck off or drop addy so I can hit you with a tennis racket
>Army... just let's them go....WTF WERE THEY THINKING
>>217040394Kali or whatever was dead at that point. How the fuck would she have used her illusion powers
El is low key cruel to leave Mike and Hopper if she isn't actually dead.
>>217040394Kali was already dead and wouldn't know when to set up her illusion. Mike's story doesn't make any sense.
>>217040406you dont now either, Philip Rivers is a teacher
>"FUCK CONFORMITY">next scene>all the characters in their 20's conformingWhat did they mean by this?
>>217040395Not the part when it is zoomed on her fingers
>>217040298That helicopter was using the power negators on the whole lab building until Murray blew it up.
Season 5 is bloated nothingburger, the whole thing should've been a 2.5 hour movie at best
>>217040441Yes it literally is. Fuck and stop replying to me
>>217040260songs been huge in the social media space for like a year now lol
>>217040438kids love performative non-conformity
Maybe the real Stranger Things is friends we made along the way
>>217040417You are so mentally weak
>>217040430Just let them have this cope for a few days. She's clearly dead they're just at the denial stage.
>>217040406You really didn’t. If you were capable of reading from the teacher’s edition of the textbook you could just walk into any school and get a job.
>>217040461Millie really did hate it didn't she
>>217040262Why did they have notes about the wormhole and the strange matter in the lab? Wouldn't those notes be from after the first gate opened? I'm so confused
>>217040295Have the twitter trannies not see the dad in real life
>>217040468Projecting now lmao. Where you at? So I can kick you in face, faggot
Eleven, 1970something - 1987Stop coping, Mike
>>217040362I actually prefer Dustin x Erica than Dustin x Suzie
>>217040454Watcha gon do about it?
>>217040487those were convenient exposition notes
>>217040187OH MY SCIENCE THIS IS SO HECKIN WHOLESOME AND ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF HISTORY AND SOOO POWERFULME, A DISGUSTING WHITE MALE CHUD, CAN ONLY STEP ASIDE AND WATCH
Will didn't even use his gay powers in the final battle, just basic psychic stuff. What was the point?
>>217040448Should have been an email
>>217040319no it wasn't retard lol, its a visualisation of Mike's story
>>217040377>Mike isn't in Hawkins at the end he's in a college dorm it looks nothing like his roomPardon, my mistake.
>>217040501Dustin x Stacy
trannies and their insane demands have ruined this show
>>217040494Up yo butt :3
>>217040246The spider thing was the mind flayer just in a physical form, pay attention
>>217040255Barbara died too soon
>>217040501>>217040362friends fucking each other's siblings is icky in Harry Potter and it woud be icky here.
>2 hoursBruh...
>>217040516Yes he did, he snapped off Vecna’s arm
>>217040427She had to or all their lives would be ruined.
>>217040529The Internet was a mistake and authors shouldn't live in fear of pissing people off.
>>217040519This. Media illiteracy is running rampant these days.
>>217040461NGL I fucking love the epilogue aesthetic
>>217040555>The Internet was a mistakeso much this lol
So did Hopper become the police chief after he came back at the end of Season 4? Did the military, who quarantined everyone in Hawkins and also covered up his disappearance after Season 3, not notice he came back? If so, why would they let him become police chief after telling everyone he died in the mall fire? If he wasn't police chief, what was he doing for work during season 5 and the 18 months after the military left? How could he afford to move across the country or buy an engagement ring when things went back to normal?
>>217040483More like the rest of the cast hated herThe final Party DND session was how it looked behind the scenes
>>217040549An allegory of how AIDS destroys your body
>>217040353Hopefully in the spin off Holly and Josh will be just as happy once they get a bit older
>>217040483What is this I keep seeing about millie hating st? Did she have issues with the duffers and cast or some shit like that?
>>217040558The lack of MBB really does make everyone look happier
>>217040265
>>217040555>authors shouldn't live in fear of pissing people offWhy not? "Subverting expectations" to piss people off has ruined everything
Why do I keep reading some assumptuions that Millie has bad relationships with the rest of the cast (besides Noah)?
>>217040555the internet was a huge mistake, picrel
>>217040478It was a scene of Eleven hiking, she is alive.
>>217040417no I said I was a troll and I enjoy the lulz
>will dies of AIDs >Mike becomes a vocel fantasy writer
>>217040114>we didn't see robin and vickie on their date>we didn't see their breakup>we didn't see steve becoming a family man>we didn't see suzie again or even be referenced at all>we didn't see the jocks that beat up dustin ever again>we didn't get an explanation about the army leaving hawkins so suddenly
>>217040609See >>217040519
I want to make a meme template for the coming out scene. I need a SS of the boys' reaction to him saying he doesn't like girls.
>>217040281Which is funny cause they just walk back the play by having Henry go "Nah I wanted this"
>…and Will, he goes to gay bars every night to score drugs and get his ass pounded, just like he always dreamed of!Did they intentionally write this to be fucking hilarious?
>>217040583MBB and Noah are best friends
Will the Faggot is going to get aids picking up randos at the fag bar
>>217040636Every woman needs a gay best friend, he barely counts
>>217040653bit nippy out
>>217040131They actually could have given us a real battle if Owens was in charge of the military and they were allies so we didn't have the tedious villain military subplot. The Owens army would actually fight the monster hordes
>>217040370>I have no actual beliefs and just worship being a disruptive plague for its own sakeNot helping your ass there
>>217040356Not addressing Will's powers is kind of wild. Unless it was hivemind specific and kinda useless.
>>217040199maybe the demos were the friends we made along the way....
>>217040537I am in love with my best friend's younger sister so I hope Dustin and Erica get together as he was always my self insert
Why did Max sperg out and have a tantrum what the fuck was that?
>>217040628you're a week too late the internet has moved on.
I don't care anymore. I'm here just for a paycheck.
Do you think HIV started because of the Mindflayer?
>49min remaining after killing the bad guyOkay what the fuck is this?
>>217040537Never icky. It's the ultimate connection."We're such close friends I'm literally joining your family"
Love how everyone ITT is saying things like will would die of aids…AIDS ISNT STRICTLY A HOMOSEXUAL ILLNESSYOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKERS PROBABLY THINK M-POX IS ONLY A “GAY DISEASE” TOO
>>217040163>beheads the ebil impotent monster man in front of children to traumatize them furthervery selfish joyce.
>>217040602Because the rest of the cast hung out a lot together during the filming of 5 going to the movies concerts and just spending time at each others houses. Millie didn't do any of this. During press she only did about 4 interviews all with Noah and went home, the last few weeks she's said she sprained her arm and avoided everyone totally. There's also the fact you get the feeling in Mike and Eleven scenes Finn and her genuinely hate each other.
>>217040639Wonder if he’ll have a faggot diaper arc? I would unironically start watching
>>217040549>Yes he did, he snapped off Vecna’s armYeah, with psychic powers. His gay powers did nothing.
What was with the pesticide found in the Upside Down lab? I mean, I know it was used to keep the vines at bay or whatever but it seemed like he would use it for something later.
>>217040674She was impatient waiting for her BBC treatment
>>217040602Internert, they just like to hurt her, because she is this show's main character. First it was is tgat Millie is a loud show off that doesn't let other kids in interviews to speak, her costars doesn't lime her. In reality they good friends an no hates each other, except internet wants to get at her for being a star in a TV show.
>>217040199I was expecting Vecna to give all demogorgons a last order to attack the main cast before he died just to spite them and then have eleven sacrifice herself holding them all off while our main cast escape back to earth.The whole final battle was stupid, the evil demon king who has a five star general that keep getting rekt by kids and a non-existent evil army that never showed up when it mattered. What a shitty DnD story.
>>217040673Shoot your shot, friend. Rooting for you.
>montage of character deaths>Barb is forgotten againLol
>>217040673it can work IRL but in a story that starts out with everyone as kids? idk.
>>217040668I know I should be better but at least I'm not lying about it
>>217040688Mad Cow Disease isn't strictly a bovine illness. But it is still a bovine one.
>>217040700That’s how his daughter got cancer
>>217040700Come on speedwatcher, it was agent orange because Vecna was fucking with him.
>>217040690i like the semen demon sticking her tongue out on the bottom left. i must go to that medieval times and make her my wife.
>>217040409so he just imagined meeting in her mind? because if they did meet and said goodbye then that meant she had full use of her powers, even though she had at least 3 of those devices trained on her and for whatever reason wasn't bleeding from the nose like every other time.
>>217040700It was Agent OrangeThe specific thing that makes Hopper feels like he's cursed cause Nam fucked him up
>>217040689>show feels it needs a montage to remind everyone why the bad guy is badalways a strong sign that the writing is working.
>>217040700It was a Vecna vision, you dolt. It was Agent Orange, the shit Hopper PTSDs about in most every past season.
>>217040624>we didn't see steve becoming a family manYou sort of got it, he says he has a girlfried that is the one and trying to buy a house in Hawkins.
>>217040530>>217040599>>217040618Ok, you got me. I don't actually care about those characters kissing. I've never even seen the show. It was a lark
>>217040205at least hopper was teased at the end of the season it happened but THAT was the worse, it got explained in the last season with that the army just... put metal doors and thats it this apocalyptic event got forgotten and every civilian forgot about it
>>217040425>>217040430She wasn't dead.>wouldn't know when to set up her illusionI agree that this is a contrivance, but no less than the alternative. This is Stranger Things. Do you actually think that >The entire tension between Hopper and Eleven>Hopper's speech>Kali having a change of heart>The suspicious cut when Kali "dies">Eleven fucking vanishing, befuddling the soldiers>Mike's memory of the supression speakers being treated as a revelationwas just a big con? They brought Kali back for an elaborate fakeout? They even set up the Radio Shack tunnel. I repeat: this is Stranger Things. She's alive.
>>217040529Trannies defeated the south in the civil war and made race mixing possible for all generations and that's why we can't have discussions about tv shows without someone going off on race mixing and woke
>>217040173She’s 75.
>>217040558>>217040461Finn still owes me sex
>>217040706kill yourself jeet
>>217040572>How could he afford to move across the country or buy an engagement ring when things went back to normal?He couldn't until he got a job offer. As for funding the trip and ring, credit cards.
Steve got best ending HM to Derek for getting Holly to suck his fat one
Netflix won't let this cash cow die.So what is their spin off?
>>217040558It gives major early 90s sunny optimistic vibes
So why did military let some civies spy on them from a church which was basically on their territory?
I would have cared if Mike and El had more than 5 minutes together in a scene for the last 2 seasons
>>217040690This photo is a DnD campaign.
>>217040783And also very proud of her aging and the fact she's never had work done. Good for her, she was sexy even in her 50s.
Sadiebros...
will wouldnt guaranteed get aids you dumb fucking idiots. aids isnt a 100% for sure thing in every gay mandid yall even take sex ed??
>>217040755no they did meet and El literally tells him shes sacrificing herself, the bit at the end is a visualisation of the story Mike is telling his friends, he explicitly says its a story, you and 90% of the board are retarded
Why was the mind flayer alien rock king the only bug that wasn't immune to bullets?
>>217040690>Mike and Eleven scenes Finn and her genuinely hate each other.Iirc there were some reports of her and Hopper having a pretty bad argument before Season 5 premiere.
>>217040245if ypu think she is dead and blew up in a million pieces that's fine, if you want to believe mike's cope that's fine tooit's up to you
>>217040771Don't worry I think the interracial spam is getting out of hand too
>>217040690Odd to see keery and gelman hanging out as keery is part of the pro palestine gang and gelman is a zionist
>>217040837He had no mana left to cast physical resistance.
>>217040156I admit I chubbed a little when he grabbed and pulled her in
>>217040759It's pretty easy to forget such things when season take two years to come out, nigger.
>>217040840We all know the true answer (one that will be explained in the inevitable reunion in 10 years) is that she somehow escaped into dimension X and managed to live there the whole time until something new opens another wormhole.
>>217040662>Owensshame he didnt appear
>>217040601They shouldn't actively seek to piss people off either. The Internet is also at fault there. Look at the fucking metanarrative mess that was the Joker sequel.
>>217040833well then none of it makes sense then, cause if she was really standing there with those things pointed at her then she should have been dying on the ground, but they had zero affect on her, because she was an illusion
So who exactly survived Hollywood? It ssems like Lucas, Dustin and Steve did it at least.
The official account just dropped another nuke for the byler losers
It was an illusion; They all struggle to not be sucked in while eleven stands like nothing is happening then she instantly disappears from the gate before it collapse.
>>217040871Three. And that's on you for not rewatching. It's the one thing the Duffers showed and not told this season so we need to give them credit where it's due.
>>217040220Erika is a baddie. Holy.
>>217040886they weren't pointed at her, they were pointed at the truck, I swear to God the average intelligence of this board gets lower every year
>>217040743That's Robin's actress I think
>>217040220Why is she wearing literally plastic?
>>217040901Loving the white boys
>>217040889when the fuck is that meant to have happened?
>>2170408122 cartoons and 1 live action.One western cartoon takes place between seasons 2 and 3. Using the Hawkins cast. (New voice actors).The other cartoon is anime and takes place with twin brothers in Japan and has to do with the abyss.m (dimension x).The live action spinoff has to do with the government. At most we may see Dr Owens. It has a whole new cast and is not in Hawkins. Has to due with other government experiments and conspiracies. Think Area 51-ish.
what happens to their acting careers?I can only see mike, dustin and eleven and maybe the red girl having any, the rest can't act to save their life
>>217040681>rush through the final confrontation with the villain >drag everything else out as much as possible >”and FUCK YOU, Principle Never-mentioned-before!!”Baffling decisions.
>>217040899I'm not a sadist.
>>217040888Lucas will get small but steady roles.Dustin's condition will limit his work, but he'll still get some.Steve will be the success story.
This was our Breakfast Club
so happy that will got out of that shithole maga town and became himself in a big city. My guess is he went to sanfran or NYC
>>217040923>>217040889Oh its schizophrenic Mike Wheeler I get it why they're wearing weird clothes now
>jew didn't dieHis character arc was a complete nothing
>>217040719Wasn't she there for Nancy's flashback while Joyce killed Vecna?
>>217040912>brunette>not druggie skinny>no dead stareDoubt
>>217040930Henry/vecna was a head above everyone else this season.
>>217040719she wasn't. put your phone down.
>>217040930Lol nobody is moving onto a serious acting career. They’ll get bit parts and do the comic con circuit.
meme away boys
>>217040889They must have paid Millie another million for this photo alone
>>217040774They are not exactly subtle.The way Derek distracts Mike for no reason. Her disappearing from the truckNot reacting to the sound weapons.All the explanation is contrived, but as a last trick, I have no doubts that's the intended ending. Eleven is alive.
>>217040930Maya Hawke is set for life with who her parents are. Probably in a better position than any other actor on the show honestly
>>217040954NY Hopper said Montauk was close to the boys
Girls don't fart, and if they did it'd smell like roses.
>>217040820They didn’t count on civilians being so smart. They were focused on the upside down shenanigans.
>>217040930Dustin should try to become buddies with adam sandler. Sandler tried making the werewolf from twilight a part of his gang so maybe he'd do the same with Dustin. Also dustin is probably the same age as sandler's daughters so he could always play the boyfriend or brother or cousin or something like that
>>217040978memes have been flying since christmas anon
>>217040483I think she was done with the show by season 2 and wanted to do other projects
>>217040954Mike said Will was going to Milwaukee
>>217040889>bacon waffles with butter on themdo...americans....REAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLY??????
>>217040912Aren't the cast all in the middle? I don't think it's her.
>>217040978Replace Will with Fuentes and Mike Lucas Dustin with Tucker, Cadence and JD
>>217040837Good question. Why were there no bats or demos anywhere? Why did burning the alien mindflayer rock spider thing not affect Will at all, when every other time he was close to a hivemind member getting burned it made him collapse in agony?
>>217040572How did Johnathon buy one?
>>217040973Dustin already has a career outside of stranger things
>>217040954NYC like Jonathan
>>217040954>DUDE LE HECKING EPIC BIG CITY WITH BARCADES AND EXPOSED BRICK WALLS….NEVERMIND THE HOMELESS DRUG ADDICT NIGGERS AND AIDS POSSESSED FAGGOTS
>>217041002more like Willwaukee xD
>>217040934It was Eddie’s graduation plan, was just an homage to him
>>217040992>Oh yeah? Sit on my face and prove it.
>>217040597The reaction after harrassment claim against Harbour by MBB was pretty telling
>>217040870A guy in my theater said "woah" really loud and we all keked
>>217040973Honestly, I'd love that. Having to put up with some fans is probably annoying, but I'd rather do that than my current job. Travel the country, get paid to talk to people.
>>217040930Finn will probably get roles here and there, Sadie already has roles coming up, Gaten is too weird looking but will probably find a niche in that, Joe will probably get around too. Maya is nepobaby so she's fine. Jamie is going to be Joeseph Quinn 2.0 and end up in major roles real soon.
>>217040980For me its the fact she looks like she just came straight out of wardrobe and said "you have 30 seconds GO"
Kek! How is this even possible?
>>217040774>>217040983She’s alive. I agree with everything. But what did Derek’s wave have to do with everything? That confused me.
>>217040934>”and FUCK YOU, Principle Never-mentioned-before!!”later shown continuing his higher education. keep stickin it to the man, Dustin.
>>217040978>guys I don’t like to masturbate the same way everyone else does. it goes on for hours, sometimes an entire day until I cum
>>217041037Pants off
>>217041002No he doesn't he says Will the Wise goes to some random fictional city that sounded like that. Will the gay goes to New York.
>>217040997Noah was already in film with Sandler 3 years ago.
>>217040889Damn, she must be a cunt because why wouldn't the photographer edit her legs
>>217041073Why do you keep saying this?
>>217041056>dis is spaata :3
>>217041056Never underestimate what BBC can do for snowbunny.
Are you guys going to watch the Arcane-looking cartoon, or are you skipping it?
>>217041073Fictional city called Vallaki. I just checked the subtitles.
>>217041056The enemy creatures were so hilariously ineffective this season. Except when they're attacking the other bad guys of course.
>>217040930Finn will be doing indie shit for the next 5 years
>>217041103That’s an insult. Arcane is beautifully animated. This looks like shit
>>217041103Would rather take a blowtorch to my testicles than submit myself to more of this, animated or live action. I got sunk cost fallacy'd into watching all of S5.
>>217041103Mi pussywagon bumboclart no have anyting to do wid dis ere series henceforth
>>217041088Because I have fucking subtitles and can read you retarded nigger
They really need to release the uncut version, I do not care if it adds an extra 4 hours to the run time, I do that with Lord of the Rings, the edits are beyond retarded
>>217041113The Replacements are a great band but holy shit I’m tired of biopics about musicians.
Eleven fought all kinds of soldiers and interdimensional shit when she was a little kid, but suddenly Kay’s goons are a problem… also wear earplugs or something so those sound waves don’t fuck her up
>>217041139I've seen subtitles wrong plenty of times
>>217041113Finn is the insufferable indie kid who "thinks" everything is garbage (while secretly enjoying it) and purposefully doing the most obscure shit imaginable
Joshua is so lucky
>>217041147You clearly missed the entire point of the military in this season my dude
>>217041156It's literally a creative job at Netflix.
>>217041156And the fact it even sounds like Vallaki, Hopper and Joyce are specifically moving to New York to be close to Will and Jonathan?
Actual screenwriter here. This is how Stranger Things SHOULD have gone:>Season 1 has El murdered by the Demogorgon, showing heroism is fantasy and doesn’t exist here.>Season 2: the Upside Down controls Hawkins. The boys are split; Mike swears vengeance, gathers the schoolkids, and declares the school a free territory. Dustin stays at Mike’s house. Lucas is captured and held in stasis. A new general launches an invasion, but Vecna destroys it, proving the good guys still lose.>Season 3: Erica betrays Mike to free Lucas, not knowing Lucas is already dead. In revenge she gives Mike a gun; he tries to kill Vecna, fails, and dies to a Demogorgon. Lucas, Mike, and Erica die. Dustin trains Holly at the Wheeler home. Will drifts from house to house as Vecna hunts him, showing life from ordinary Hawkins’ eyes, and that sacrifice can change nothing.>Season 4: Will trains with Kali in Chicago to kill Vecna. Max and Billy warn the Wheeler home is doomed; Dustin, Holly, Max, and Billy flee as the Wheelers are killed, showing war destroys the innocent.>Season 5: Will faces Vecna, but Holly lands the final blow. Dustin becomes mayor, Holly his advisor. Will (now Williatte) becomes Billy’s housewife, and Max dies. The ending shows how the past shapes us but doesn’t define us, and that we can changeNow THAT would have been a fucking story.
>>217041167So he's a /tv/ poster but with Hollywood agents?
>>217041175but derek won
Stop being mean to her
>>217040828she looks like she has smoked about 75 million unfiltered Camels
>>217041140The final confrontation felt so insanely rushed. It’s what we’ve been waiting for all along and half of it is Vecna trying to keep his footing as the flesh spider wobbles around. I was waiting for the fakeout ending to be a fakeout, mind flayer smoke to pour out of Henry and abandon him, SOMETHING.
>>217041147>>217041189>You clearly missed the entire point of the military in this season my dudeThe point is that they represent an oppressive world view against homosexuality, and the wave crippling device is a reference to how they would try to cure homosexuality with electroshock therapy and other such methods.
>>217041212he quite literally is a /tv/ poster btw
Is Winona good actress outside of Stranger Things?
>>217041214derek will be holly's hubby and WATCH while she makes out with a strong African man
>>217041251She’s never been very good, least of all stranger things
>>217041251I dunno but she's always been cute (still is)
>>217041214Derek got the other two girls in a threeway.But Holly got Josh.
>>217041259Sauce?
>>217041060Unless there is another reason that is escaping me, it's just a random scene without importance...so it needs to be important.
>>217040930Lucas will be fine. Netflix keeps a steady production of black-focused films. He was good in Concrete Cowboy.
>>217041211It took me a while to get it
>>217041232Why would smoking 75 million Camel steaks make her age ?
>>217041251No. She's just memberberries because she was in a bunch of millennial childhood movies.
is being gay the new hip thing these days?
Now the real question is... Will they be able to deliver a decent follow up sequel based in the 90's in 10 years? You gotta get that cash rolling in to pay for the WB merger.
>>217041274>finale>jeet is still going on
>>217041275What?
>>217041259brutal for timmycels
>>217041301>in 10 years?Give it 5 at most.
>>217041301>Will they be able to deliver a decent follow up sequel based in the 90's in 10 years?not watching
>>217041103>"Duffer bros: We want to evoke the feeling of an 80s cartoon".>Then they play clips from the show and it looks like a cheap Spider-Verse clone
>>217041301It will be in 20 years.Mike and El will meet and have a second time marriage in life, similar to Hopper and Joyce.
>>217041301Considering how bad some of them are at acting now compared to when they were kids, imagine how rough they would be at 30.
>>217041211>Will (now Williatte) becomes Billy’s housewife
How did the gang run to the mountains so far in the distance and then climb the mountains to attack the spider so quickly
>>217041234Joyce the ax woman was based though.
>>217041352Gatorade
>>217041103The animation is so ugly it bothers me also its presumably out of canon given nothing happened between s2 and s3
>Jonathan caught SteveGenuinely good moment.
>>217041301Why the fuck would anyone want a sequel to this? It's like they keep serving you shit and you keep asking for more
>>217041366Oh yeah I missed that
>>217041352The friendly AI NPC's rubberbanded up to the spot when they were out of camera view.Show runs of video game logic in S5.
It's not The Godfather
>>217041390The sequel has nothing to do with anything regarding the original, so it's not really a sequel.
>Flew MBB and the crew to Iceland for a 5 second clipThat budget went in some real weird directions
>>217041390don't worry, Netflix will keep doing audience research and cut the budgets of spinoffs based on how fed up with the IP everyone is.
Zoomers please don't become like my generation is with Harry Potter. No one wants to see your 35 year old ass buying Stranger Things merch like I see with other millennials today.
>>217041440This
>>217041352huh? mountain?climb the spider?that was a hallucination caused by vecna.
>>217041440apparently there are now "Bluey Adults" too. pop culture is gigafucked.
>>217040908At no point in the series is it shown that the range on those speaker-like things acts like a cylinder. If you were to treat it similar to any other waves coming out of a parabolic antenna (hell even a regular sound speaker could have similar coverage area) it should expand away. It's not impossible to believe that she could be affected by the waves anyway.I prefer the explanation that the waves wouldn't affect her because she is in a different dimension while the generators are in another and no one saw that coming. Sounds like a duffer-tier explanation to me.
new >>217041456
He dor sure would because he is obviously a bottom and will be getting his ass torn up raw by dozens of dudes.
>>217040260YOU TAKE THE NIGGA OUT THE JUNGLE NOT THE JUNGLE OUT THE NIGGAI’M GOING BACK TO CHICONGO
>>217041513I'm glad the show has given you something to think about anon
>>217041384Agree, I also like their talk about Steve wanting six nuggets, even he would have the said that he wants four kids it wouldn't change the result, he and Nancy would stay friends.
>>217041211Stranger Things: Rebuild coming in 2036
>>217041475timmybros...
so in a few years when netflix runs out of other ways to make money...90's version with that fat kid and hope those lolis stay sexy?1990s is when black culture started to take over USA so it's right up netflix's street. occasional cameos from whichever characters careers are faltering (all of them lmao), someone has powers somehow blah blah, evil something or other, eleven is alive etc. I'd watch it.
>>217041597>a few yearsin at most three years
A sequel series would have to be a new set of kids, cant be having the same cast trying to play college kids in their 30's that would be insane
Why the fuck would they go back through the portal in the military base? Why wouldn’t they use one of the rifts? Why would they be surprised there were a bunch of soldiers there waiting to capture them after they smashed into the base and killed their comrades? And then the soldiers just let them go? I can let everything else slide but that was profoundly retarded
>>217040356>all those pregnant women getting bamboozled in the rift>murray not even getting a second worth of closure
>>217040295Mike-father was feeling out Mrs Wheeler in HS. He was one of them chad jocks, with Ur-Steve.Steve and Nancy could spawn some Kwisatz-tier Chad, alas, the project got shelved.
'flayer was much better when it wasn't some oogabooga spider
>>217040572can someone explain to me how the bridge world of the upside down went to russia when it was retconned to just be a portal between Hawkins and Dimension X?
When AI can do TV show edits, I am having Eddie come back as a fucking vampire that gets redeemed by the love of dustins blood.
>>217042112Did it go to Russia? I thought they just captured some demidogs and some black mist particles and flew them back from hawkins
>>217042112It never went to Russia
>>217042264So the russians somehow flew hopper and a fuckton of demigorgons all the way to russia? How did the demigorgons even work if the upsidedowns influence went away in california for will who is connected to the hivemind just like them? Shouldn't they have stopped functioning?
>>217041232precisely, all that smoking self-mummified her once suple body
>>217041435It has the Iceland banner in the credits, so the government probably paid for it lmao
>>217042565Vecna can control the monsters globally but also only locally, stop asking, Russia bad, etc,
>>217042565Russian mindfalyer Vladomyre Hivemindsky
>>217041100you need to kill yourself
