"Shatner is trans" editionPrevious: >>217019735
fuck offt. shranposter
That's enough.
hello /trek/ happy new yearI just bought a resin printermy friend who printing things for me turned out to be an asshole and I don't talk to him anymore so I'm using the time until the first wave of nacelle figures ship to learn how to use this thingapparently modiphius released a couple stls for army builders like cardassians
>>217043332>>217043365u dont like the shatner OP picrel?
>>217043393>my friend who printing things for me turned out to be an assholeGo on.
>>217043429i'm also interested in some juciy gossip
ruh roh
marina sirtis has a weird penchant of appearing in garbage fascinating career development
Notice anything?
>>217043548i always wonder about these actors who don't retire. must be really good SAG health insurance or something.
Just two more weeks until we meet the cadets of the new series Star Trek: Starfleet Academy. Including The Klingon with the Bling On Jay-Den Kraag.
>>217043583It's because acting, by and large, doesn't pay squat. Only big stars in popular productions get paid very much. The rest have to work until they die. It doesn't help that almost anyone can act.
>>217043553"Big Mar!" Our girl made the grade.
>>217043553Contempt for the audience? Stupidity? Wamenz? Another hideous uniform design? A train-station-departure-board/Elite: Dangerous aesthetic? Be more specific.
It's all so tiresome when they ramp up the fake shilling with the intent of killing /trek/
>>217043429eh it was just time for an agonizing reappraisal of the whole sceneI suppose one of his sins was telling me he put the section 31 movie and lower decks on his media serverunforgiveableanyway, I wish someone made a bunch of ferengi with energy whipsthat was always their peak aesthetic and painting the glowing whips with the bright blue bouncing off the tans and khakis on their furs with their punchy rusty skin would look sick as hellcardassians are so god damn boring, just grey on grey
>>217043320SHATNER'S A TRANNY?FINALLY
>>217043693Why does the make-up look like plastic?
>>217043320Get ready for TRANS-WARP!
>>217043804it looks too human-centric. it's fitted for the comfort of the wearer rather than being alien so your brain doesn't fill in the blanks.
>>217043804Streamslop is cranked out like McDonald's because it makes the platform look more enticing to investors when there's more product
UNGH OOH SHATTYPOOKUMS YAS YAS
gay klingons
>>217043693Why do they think anyone wants zoomer klingons?
>>217043980They don't think anon.
>>217043320Jewish/transsexual what's the difference.
>>217044092Are you criticizing moderation policy?
>>217043980Everyone loved Alexander in TNG
>>217043553Admiral Harry Kim
>>217044256Worf didn't
>>217043393>my friend made things for me for free>NOOOOO he's such an assholeSomething's not adding up.
>>217044393I can't be friends with a transphobe
>>217043393I ordered a resin printer as well. Besides battletech minis I plan to print out and paint a lot of star ships. I might lay them all out like Picard's ready room
>>217043804because we've been in a talent drought for over a decade as all the old guard die off and new people don't have a clue what they're doing
>>217044428It's called a transporter. A working man's machine.
>>217044364Yeah, pretty sure he only took Alexander because honor and shit, not because he cared.
David Gerrold is dying
>>217044428you can't be a transphobe if you put section 31 and lower decks on your media server, those are tranny shows
>>217043320but but, he's star trek.... not star wars.
>>217044428I was thinking it'd be that, and of course it was. Lucky escape…for your friend.
>>217043693Now THIS is epic!
>>217043762They're hurting the community.
>>217044550Well, then he cared.
>>217043841Most of the "aliens" in Old Trek look like humans with a different eye shadow or minor nose appliance. The audience managed.
13% of posts in this thread were made by bots
>>217044482oh hell yeah there are a bunch of free ship stls out there. thinking about making a toy diorama with a window looking at a space station, with tiny ships docking and departing and mirrors on either side so it stretches out for infinitya different friend printed off this dwarf guy for me using a mars 5 ultra so I went with thatmaybe I can find some like barbarian type fantasy bodies and there's gotta be just like, a quark, a brunt, a grand nagus statue or sculpt out there I can just crop at the neck and make my own ferengi army
>>217044853Those had a budget of pocket lint and loose change, not millions of dollars
>>217044965you could make your own Marauder Moe figures
>>217044949Wow, that means a lot of new people joined the thread.
>>217044853Only really true for TOS, and that was low-budget all round, and made 60 years ago. With all the money they throw at nutrek, it seems odd to cheap out on the make-up/prosthetics.(Also, TOS had many fine qualities that made up for such deficiencies.)
>>217044563But now Shatner is trans. What will you do now?>>217044665Yet he's holding a light saber.
>>217045002/trek/ as been the same 12 posters for years.
>>217045022>TOS' many fine qualitiesYeah, like being a space-western kids' show with eye candy for the ladies.
>>217044853Most of them were awful to wear though. outside of cheap makeup and weird noses. if there was an ayylmao on screen it had fuck off prosthetics.
>>217044995yes and then army build a vulcan love slave resistance force to fight them
anyway whats this new faggot shit nutrek show aboutprobably not something as cool as marauder mo fighting the vulcan love slave resistance force
>>217045171Not enough chin. AI slop remains shit.
>>217045171Setting: The show is set in the 32nd century, the furthest point in the Star Trek timeline, where the Federation is rebuilding after a galaxy-wide cataclysm known as "The Burn".Premise: It follows the first class of cadets in over 120 years to attend the academy in San Francisco. The students train aboard the USS Athena, a starship that functions as a mobile extension of the campus.
>>217045087Yes, it was apparent that you hate TOS, but were pretending to be OK with one aspect of it because it was momentarily useful in your defence of nuslop.
>>217045221Oh my god, is that what Academy is? Jesus fucking christ.
Burn JitaBurn Local
I will fuck up the entire Klingon race
>>217044949This is one of them >>217045002
>>217045285
>>217045285not while I wield the sacred blade of kahless
I will fuck the entire Klingon race's females
>>217045285I will fuck the entire female Klingon race
show me your war face, /trek/
who would win, g'kar vs tomalak
>>217045356
>>217043553Why don't white men rank up anymore?
>>217045221>a dyke, a chubby negress and a gay laughing and sneering at the designated white whipping boy/Scottish traditionsI'll add "Scots" to the list of people excluded from the "Space for Everyone" policy.>The BurnDoes sound like a symptom of an STD.
>>217045221This sounds like shit, you and everyone involved should kill themselves immediately.
Time to explore the greatest moral dilemmas of our time: is enjoying being fisted in the ass great, or terrific?
>>217043787>so god damn boring, just grey on greydsn in a nutshell
*Probes your ship*
>>217045618someone edit this onto costanza
>>217045087Space Show is my favorite show in space.
>>217044965This might be useable if you know what you're doing. I saw another one earlier today that was just the facehttps://www.printables.com/model/1022458-grand-nagus-staff-from-deep-space-9
>>217045022>TOS was low budgetGrok, is she right?No way! Star Trek: The Original Series (TOS) episodes cost roughly $190,000 per episode in its first season, significantly more than the typical $15,000 for 1960s TV, making it an expensive show for its time, with costs fluctuating slightly in later seasons (around $185k-$170k). While some felt it looked "cheap," its budget was high for TV standards, especially for sci-fi, with the original pilot, "The Cage," costing around $600,000.
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>>217043553>lt nogNog was a general by the shitty videogame.
>>217045356>'klingon in the body of a' white woman shows up and fucks up their entire racial/cultural lore, with their most sacred artifactReally set the tone early, eh?
>>217045410We meet again, Londo!
The era of TNG, DS9, and Voyager was peak TV.Babylon Five is also a great franchise, albeit made by one man.Battlestar Galactica was the last truly great SCI FI series set in space.
>>217045954You think they remember he needs mobile emiter?
>>217045236Never said I hated TOS. I'm just pointing out that your reasons for hating nuTrek are hypocritical, and betray an epic deficit of self-awareness.
>>217045934Short answer: mostly yes—but with important caveats.When people say “TOS was low budget,” they’re talking about Star Trek: The Original Series (1966–1969). Here’s the nuance:Why she’s rightBy modern standards: Absolutely low budget. Effects were practical, sets were reused, and makeup/costumes were simple.Visible constraints: Cardboard-looking rocks, painted backdrops, minimal alien prosthetics, and frequent reuse of the same corridors.Per-episode budget: Roughly $185k–$190k per episode in the late 1960s—tiny compared to today’s prestige TV.Why that’s not the whole storyNot cheap for its time: TOS was actually expensive for 1960s television, especially compared to sitcoms and westerns.Money went to ideas: The show prioritized writing, themes, and concepts (ethics, politics, race, war) over spectacle.Creative problem-solving: Innovative camera work, lighting, sound design, and suggestion often replaced costly effects.Cultural impact > production value: Its influence far outstripped its budget, launching a franchise that still exists 60 years later.Bottom lineShe’s technically right if she means visually or by today’s standards.She’s missing context if she means it was cheap, careless, or unimpressive for its era.If you want, tell me who “she” is and what sparked the comment—I can help you frame a sharp (or diplomatic ) response.
>>217046184prolly advanced beyond that.
posting ai responses should get you permabanned and burnt at the stake
Imaginary Probe
>>217046184screencap this post: they're going to say something stupid like his photons are their own holoemitters
>>217046292It is rather lazy but I think many anons use it as a crutch.
Starfleet Academy will feature Captain Picard.
>>217043320He didn't pander when Liberace + Little Richard did it first, now he needs attention from zooms?
>>217046453>All those browns in the background
>>217046453I can't wait for WWIII.
>>217046453>New Avengers will feature Xavier>New Trek will feature Picard
>>217046453Looks like AI because they just copy/pasted the same brown person 20 times in the background
Did the Opera drop?
>>217046292In theory, I agree, but I only replied AI to the anon who did it first to btfoe him
>>217046789aye>>217040315
>>217046602lame CGI also does copy pasta's. MCU is full of grey enemies
>>217046882why make something this soulless?
>>217046882This shot was cool one time in Attack of the Clones and even then it wasn't grey on grey.
>>217046907money
>>217046907Denis has autism.
>>217047079bland crap
Why does everyone in Star Trek only listen to or plays public domain music.
>>217045356*ominous DS9 music plays*
>>217046833I think I used the wrong track for the codaThis one is definitivehttps://vocaroo.com/19s9sI1ejw0S
How offended would you be if somebody used the universal translator in a conversation with you to correct for the thick accent? That's probably a nice way to make others seethe
>>217043548She sounds acts and looks like an alcoholic
>>217047290thank you deeznutz 420 69Also I really do think you should release it to the broader Trek net. It's good and a lot of DS9 people will enjoy it. But if you want it to remain /trek/ only, I shall respect your wishes and not post it around.
>>217047322Alien races all get offended anyway so you might as well go full hog.
>>217047344You have earned my friendliness.
>>217047322Saaar why you do this, we from the same planet! My people have been white since ww3 ended racisms
>>217047374
>>217046498The ratings for his shows are down.
>>217047149Money.
>>217046221I never said you said you hated TOS. It was just obvious. Even without IDs, there were a couple of tells.
>>217047344yeah let's have it just be for us
>>217047722But there is no money in Federation.
>>217047397>>217047741I shan't post it elsewhere. But there is definitely one guy who farms /trek/ posts for karma on plebbit and well, I'd stop him if I could but what can you do really.
>>217047741>>217047763cast ye not your pearls before swine
>>217045934>>217046242By today's standards, you deflecting faggot(s). Regardless, your new (likely costing millions per episode) show's Klingon make-up looks shit, and it won't have any decent writing or anything else to make up for it.
>>217045954What bullshit excuse are they going to come up with for why a hologram aged?
>>217048078My guess is they'll ignore it, as they ignored Data being puffy-faced and old in Picard.
>>217048078They either already talked about it or referenced it in another piece of media: he just chooses to age himself to appear more human.
>>217047763>>217047803It's with the audience it was intended for.
>>217048221Doesn't make any sense. Why suddenly decide to do it after centuries of existence? And is he going to keep ageing - in which case, what happens when he reaches 130 or whatever in simulated years? - or "freeze" his new older appearance, which would surely draw more attention to him not being human?
Real Voyager Quote™>NEELIX: Oh. I'm honored, but are you entirely certain it would be safe?>KES: Safe?>NEELIX: Well, you're so young. Is it dangerous for you to conceive a child at your age?Bonus Real Voyager Quote™>TORRES: Get the cheese to Sickbay.This is your first Real Voyager Quote™ for 2026. Live long and prosper.
>>217048716I hope you're planning on posting the entire "Benkarans commit more crimes" speech during Black History Month
>>217047736See >>217045236
>>217047747That's why they have to listen to public domain music—because, without money, it's all they can afford.
>>217048496>hurr durr doesn't make senseYou do realize this is just a TV show, and that actors age, right?
>>217049535
>>217049588Miss.us with that Doylist nonsense. We the Beantown WatSTANS and we do Watsonian only
>>217049567Some of the very best music is public domain because it's 100+ years old.
>>217049607So now I'm a leftist? You get more desperate with each bleating.
>>217049662>gibberish nonsenseDid you turn ChatGPT's temperature up too high or something?
>>217049588It doesn't make sense in-universe, which is something the creators of Star Trek used to care about. Brent Spiner understood this when he said he couldn't imagine playing an ageless character indefinitely. But then, alas, he changed his mind, presumably because he needed the money.
>>217045401
>>217049673How convenient, in case I want to listen to "Nigger Loves His Possum" by Arthur Collins and Byron Harlan. https://open.spotify.com/track/17FZqKiimnbs2LfjTrjLKn
>>217049738Data's "mom" was programmed to appear to age. The EMH chose to look older. How are these not in-universe?
>>217049704You certainly behave like one. Pretending not to understand the difference between>saying someone said 'I hate X'and>saying it's apparent that someone hates XIt's all so tiresome. And all in defence of one shit thing in a show that's going to feature hundreds, if not thousands, of other shit things.
Meanwhile libertarians can't tell the difference between medicaid and literal slavery
>>217045087>kids show >originally aired at 8:30pm>would later be moved to 10:00pmDefinitely for kids!
>>217043548She gets her clothes ripped off and her boobs out in death wish 3.
>>217050052No one wants to see her sad body
>>217050257I do.
>>217043320honestly pretty based
>>217049891Dr S was attempting to effectively resurrect his wife in an android body without her knowing. A special case, and it makes sense in-universe: there's a reason why she's programmed to age. Again I ask, why would the EMH - who knows he's a hologram, and has presumably been living among humans without ageing for centuries at this point - suddenly decide to appear older in 31XX? Why would he believe looking 70-odd would make him appear "more human" than looking 40-odd did? If anything, the reverse would be true: he'd surely stand out more as a perpetual 72-year-old than he would as a middle-aged guy who could plausibly be anywhere from 30 to 50. Unless he kept the ageing going, in which case, again, what happens when he reaches McCoy-in-Encounter-at-Farpoint age? Is he going to commit digital sudoku? And why is he so concerned to appear human anyway? Is he suddenly ashamed of being a hologram? Does he think his students won't know who it is? As always with nutrek, the more you think about it, the less sense it makes. You just have to do what people like you do, which is pretend not to understand the meaning of "in-universe", or claim things making sense in a story isn't important.
inb4 he starts spamming marina sirtis nude webms like dude we have seen those a million times we do not care
>>217050257hairy greek butthole
>>217050626We call that Kallipygós
>>217050675How do find a really hairy (and fat preferably) Greek woman to marry? Everyone waxes their arms nowadays, it's ridiculous. I want very hairy forearms, happy trail, nips, armpits, legs, everything, on a 30+ chick.
>>217043320
>>217050038he's an insincere loser, it's not worth talking to him
>>217050706go to greece
>>217050775Ok and then? All I can see on Tinder is waxed prostitutes. I want a family woman who just wants to get married and maybe go to the EU with me or something.
Mike and Rich save Star Trek
Meet the Faculty of Star Trek: Starfleet Academy:Lieutenant JG Sylvia Tilly (Mary Wiseman). Thanks to DISCO‘s flash-forward epilogue, we know that Tilly will eventually become the longest-tenured instructor in Academy history.
>>217050828
>>217050828>longest tenureweird way of saying circumference but ok
Malfunctioning bot forgot to attach its pic
>>217050813georgia or Armenia then
>>217050828>Meet the FacultyI'm good, thanks.
Can we talk about the "Borg in Enterprise" problem?>stops assimilation>basically fucks all canon timeline that Q introduced them to humanity in TNG
An episode showing Odo and Brunt working together to take down Quark would have been kino.
>>217051555I can't imagine Odo working with that guy
>>217051555no wait I got it. Tiron and Brunt conspire to fuck up Quark's life but Odo busts both of them
>Wakes up January 1, 2026 Computer freeze programCOMPUTER END PROGRAM
>I don't like Klingons
>>217050813>tinderput him down guys it's terminal
>>217051392>Jordy>>217051552There's no real problem, it doesn't contradict anything.
>>217052044>it doesn't contradict anything.>starfleet knows about Borg in Enterprise time>TNG starfleet has never heard of itI mean I smoke a lot of grass man but that seems contradictory.
>>217043548She's also in Death Wish 3
>>217050830>>217050879>>217051392I wish I could run through the jungles of bajor with her slaughtering spoonheads and linking up cells of the comfort women resistance force
>>217052137women are more attractive than men
>>217052137>zefram cochran warns about cyborgs from the future>"oh that guy's a crazy old drunk">george washington of space runs into said hypothetical cyborgs during one of his hundreds of adventures>immediate problem is dealt with and filed away>hundreds of years pass>"hEy HoW cOmE nObOdY kNoWs AbOut ThE bOrg??"
>>217052433Nigger this would have been a big fucking deal in archer's time. Also the original crash site would be littered with other shit, possible tech. The debris from the destroyed ship. All of the Doctor's data. I find it super hard to believe it was not a seriously well-documented historical incident.
>>217052137Starfleet doesn't know about The Borg(tm), all they know is that some crazy cybernetic dudes stole a bus, assaulted some tea traders with it, and then blew up after sending a distress call into deep space. In the grand scheme of things, that was an average tuesday for them.
>>217052484Why would it have been a big deal? As >>217052503states, it's pretty par for the course in terms of insane shit the Enterprise gets up to. Don't forget that earth got hit with a death star laser - starfleet's got bigger fish to fry. It's also believable that records of the incident were lost, misfiled, or even redacted due to their implications. As for the crash site being littered with tech, that literally happens in the episode that you clearly didn't watch.>All of the Doctor's data.Why would the EMH's data be in the borg sphere wreckage?
>>217052599>Why would the EMH's data be in the borg sphere wreckage?Phlox's data on neutralizing nanoprobes. The idea that he just mary sue'd that shit is mildly infuriating desu.
>>217052701My brother in christ, he basically nuked himself in the microwave almost immediately after getting infected by a half-assimilated drone from a crippled and retarded collective, which still almost killed him.
>>217052952should've been august 47th
>>217051555Odo and Brunt are seemingly the head police officers of Bajor and Ferenginar. So, they're sent as liaisons as part of an INTERPOL-type organisation. Investigating a crime ring spanning those two planets. The evidence soon leads to Quark. They both get excited. Gleefully arrest him. Odo discovers that Brunt is framing Quark. Like, Quark is still guilty. But he's low rung. Brunt made him look like the head. So, Odo reluctantly helps Quark. Odo tracks down the real head of the organisation. Finds all the evidence and proof. Arrests him. The crime boss gets extradited to a Ferengi court. And promptly gets a slap-on-the-wrist after bribing Brunt. Which is A-OK in the Ferengi legal system. And it ends with a 'forget it Jake, it's Chinatown'. Because Odo solved this whole criminal conspiracy, but it's meaningless because it resulted in nothing. Which is fitting, because the vibe of the story is hardboiled detective
>>217053381>That dame had lobes you could play a spin of Tongo on. Acquire all the way round.
>>217053381>>217053572Would have been kino
>>217049941Wow, you're really splitting hairs with this argument. That's really all you have? This is like when the establishment press tries to explain how Elon Musk's hand gesture was totally a Nazi salute and Hakeem Jeffries' identical hand gesture was totally not a Nazi salute. Just sad.
>>217050038Technically a family show, but there's plenty of evidence it was oriented toward kids, e.g. the archetypal characters and the simplistic plots. https://medium.com/flicks-tv-hound/was-star-trek-a-childrens-show-53ede8e741ce
>>217050420Name an out-of-universe way for a man to look several decades younger in-universe. They could presumably use AI, but then you'd seethe about that instead.
>>217054433>family show in a 10pm timeslot in the 1960syou are fucking retarded, shut your gay faggot mouth
Star Trek: Law & Order when? It practically writes itself.
>>217054562that's basically just JAG in space
>>217054385>>217044853>Most of the "aliens" in Old Trek look like humans with a different eye shadow or minor nose appliance. The audience managed.It's subtle perhaps, but somehow I doubt a fan of TOS would have put "aliens" in quotes, or said "The audience managed" rather than "It was fine" or "It didn't matter" or something. There's a detectable contempt there - and the implication that you're separate from that audience. Couple that to the fact that you were defending nutrek, and yeah, I think it's fair to say it was apparent you hate TOS without you explicitly stating as much. It's called reading between the lines. It's notable too that you haven't denied hating TOS; merely that you said you did.>This is like how the media said two similar things were completely differentNo it isn't. But whatever. Nutrek is shit, and that gay Klingon's make-up is shit, and I look forward to the cringe-inducing webms once it finally airs.
>>217054477or they could still cast picardo and say he was a different model and not the same exact character for memberberry goodgoypoints
Klingon buddy cop movies would be kino.
>>217054477CGI, or maybe recast with a younger actor, or the best option by far: don't do it. And I doubt anyone's seething; I suspect nearly everyone's anticipating another shitshow and looking forward to deriving some amusement from how shit it is.
>>217054604Yes but Star Trek is Wagon Train in space.
>>217054914Yeah but Wagon Train is just mobile Gunsmoke
>>217054992okay but Gunsmoke is just The Importance of Being Earnest on PCP
>>217055038ENOUGH.Ensign! My ready room -- NOW!
>>217054914a wagon train of cardie corpses visible from space
>>217054490As if you didn't stay up past 10pm when you were 10 years old. Maybe you didn't... maybe your parents were abusive sociopaths. But not all of our parents were.
>>217054828I guess Paramount is hedging on their new fans not being as sperg as their old fans. After all, spergs just sit in the room in their mommy's house where they grew up, and don't have a job or an income, meaning advertisers don't care about appealing to that demographic.
Just watched Tattoo. It gets better every time I view it. Chakotay is extremely underrated by DS9 shitposters in this general.
>>217055580holy projection
>Chakotay is extremely underrated by DS9 shitposters in this general.This is the worst bait I've seen this year.
>>217054879CGI is expensive. It'd be totally reasonable for the producers to not spend that money when they could just make up a plot-related excuse. It was a sound business decision. Their advertisers didn't approve of appealing to jobless sperg shut-ins, since there's no viable return on investment.
>>217055618Very Ferengi post. 6 million lost latinum was not enough.
>>217055599You wish. I have kids, grandkids, and even a few great-grandkids. And your mom wants you to move out of her house, get a job, and stop bleeding her dry with your "needs".
>>217055580If preferring stories to - at least broadly - make sense and creators to put in the effort and not repeatedly rely on lazy memberberries makes one a sperg, count me among the spergs. (Though I prefer "someone who has standards".)
>>217055690How big of a market do you think spergs represent? Would any sane advertiser want the programs they're funding to appeal to spergs? Sounds like a sure road to bankruptcy.
>>217055670>>217055599
>>217055775>Would any sane advertiser want the programs they're funding to appeal to spergs?what do you call people who will eat up any slop as long as it has an IP logo on it?
new year, same troonophile
>>217055632>it's totally reasonable for the producers to rely on memberberries, make up some lazy reason for why the Doctor is now ancient, and ignore all the ways in which it makes no sense in-universe >>217050420Damn, you really do have no standards.>unprovoked insults, after accusing others of seethingDo one, you nobber. I hope you're getting paid to tirelessly make excuses for this slop, because if not, that's really sad.
>>217055815Don't worry, he'll probably die soon
>>217055804I call them "the majority", which is a great advertising demographic to target.
>You wish. I have kids, grandkids, and even a few great-grandkids. this sad role play is getting old
>>217055820You act like TV producers are NEETs like you, who can make decisions without any regard for cost or return on investment. Such real-world logistics were considered by the TOS producers, too, you know.
>>217055867You'd wish death upon someone for liking a TV show in a different way than you? Wow. You are truly an evil and petty shell of a human being.
>>217055902Well, we're talking about a guy who is probably actually in his late 30s to early 50s but is obsessed with Disney cartoons and kid shows who is also a confirmed pedo. That kind of person is never going to be mentally stable enough to carry on an actual conversation with. Best they can do is RP.
>>217055902>nooo u must be an incel NEET shutin like all of usYour sad life is getting old.
>>217055955I didn't wish death on you. I just said you'd probably die soon. I didn't give a position statement on it.It's just an instinct really. I have a feeling somebody is going to drop a grand piano on your head like one of those cartoons you love so much.
>>217055867Could be from:>cognitive dissonance (a Hitch-hiker's sort of thing where his brain rebels)>exhaustion after another fortnight of non-stop shilling>the usual for one of his ilk
>>217055957More jumping to thinly-sourced conclusions. I mention one Disney cartoon, and now it's "obsessed with Disney cartoons and kid shows" and "confirmed pedo". With pathetic logic like that, no wonder you failed to launch.
>>217055936Good writers who actually give a shit don't cost any more than terrible ones, and writing overall represents a small fraction of most shows' budgets. You're just making excuses for mindless slop.
>>217055991Well, sorry to break it to you, but I'm as healthy as an ox. I even still shovel my own snow.>hurr durr muh instincts>hurr durr drop grand piano on your headYou mean your schizo delusions. Aren't you embarrassed to be this pathetic?
Anyway, that's enough attention for our weird psycho tonight, even talking about him in the third person. Back to ignoring him.
>>217056093Oh, you sweet summer child. Writers don't make these decisions—producers do. Always have. You have a child's concept of how TV shows and movies are made.
>>217056130It's not my fault you don't like what you see in the mirror. It's also not my fault that you don't understand that argument. The problem is within YOU. The raging non-success of your life should be all the evidence you need, but instead you just pop more of your meds. What a lie you've been sold.
>>217056130Good call. Maybe I shouldn't have engaged with him at all, but he's such a contemptible shit he was asking for it.
nearing the end of The 4400 and something just came full circle on how contrived and dumb it all is. see if you can follow this logic:>there's a schizophrenic Summer Glau whose 4400 ability is to influence everyone around her to do her bidding>at the time you meet her she's in a psych hospital but she's full on schizo implying that she isn't medicated. which, you know, you would think would be a given for being hospitalized.>but her having schizo symptoms makes her see visions of blueprints in her mind for a tower that she uses her ability to force everyone in the hospital to build out of scrap metal>the tower doesn't do jack shit except short circuit and produce a god awful screeching sound>nothing happens to anyone except her hospital bestie Jeffrey Combs who was previously mute and suffering from some unnamed mental illness and is suddenly cured from hearing the screech>turns out he is a genius doctor who goes on to actually invent a way to give people X-Men abilities on purpose>cut to later and they are happy together being fugitives or whatever and she's on her meds and not schizo anymore>but then even later on for literally no fucking reason she's even MORE schizo than before and Jeff says that no medication works and he can't figure it out despite being a doctor??? huh?>she's taken people hostage inside a 50s diner where she's forcing them to dance until they die of exhaustion to Chuck Berry>so Jeff calls the healing hands guy begging him to come fix her>so he does and everything's fineso if his healing ability worked on schizophrenia why didn't they just try using it on her at the very beginning since they thought she was actually onto something at first with her schizo delusions?oh right it's so the plot of the entire show could happen even though it makes no sense. i honestly can't tell if this is one of those shows where they made it up as they went along or not. but sometimes Star Trek people show up so that makes me happy.
>>217045087People forget just how many 1960s femcels had the hots for Spock
>>217056256Cool story bro but what does this have to do with Star Trek?
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>>217043320where are the ai animations
>>217056321this was another show made by Star Trek producers so I was curious about it
>>217056216As I've said many times before, it's not my fault you don't like what you see in the mirror.
>>217052799wearing satin panties with gym clothes is illogical
>>217056352maybe her Vulcan cooter is so sensitive she needs satin to work out
Evil lesbian Mirror Kira
>>217043548She was also in the Grudge 3 kek
It's obvious this is just Pizza Anon trying out a new personality
>>217056719You're just throwing anything you can at the wall, hoping something will stick. Well, it's not working. And you know why? Because you're WRONG. Although it's very amusing to watch you spin out of control and self-destruct.
>>217055957Confirmed by whom?
>>217056719taking "new year new you" a bit far innit
>>217056811By the voices in their head, and the sloppiness of their thinking. In other words, not at all. Apparently they weren't happy that a Disney cartoon (in this case, Phineas And Ferb) made a parody of Star Trek.
>>217056943this was truly one of the more retarded things I've ever heard anyone say on Star Trek
>Now he's either pretending to be two people, both posting cartoons, or he contacted one of his other disaffected toonophiles from the discord of the /co/ LD thread
>>217056719more like cheese pizza anon
>>217057056Or it's just a coincidence. You may suffer from pareidolia.
Just a little while longer, then we can have a nice nuTrek-themed thread!
>whole thread always calls him a complete psychopath>he acts like he's talking to a single person
>>217056970Globohomo goes Galactic
>>217057129>claims to speak for others>so stupid he barely speaks for himself
What time zones do they use on a starship, anyway? How does that work?
>>217057253who knows
>>217057129Cognitive dissonance is basically his main attribute
>>217056719qrd?
>>217056811his own actions
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>>217057178when you really think about it, the Maquis were basically the Borg
>>217057407always a risk when the last 60 posts are offtopic schizoshit
>>217057407What's genuinely puzzling is that when someone is reporting a post, there's no option that corresponds to the reason given as to why those posts were deleted, which means that either one of the unmentionables is always lurking, looking for posts to manually prune that personally offend them (mind you, the posts they're deleting are merely responding to ones that are of the exact same quality, so it makes no sense as to why the latter are left alone), or they came into the thread after responding to something else, and decided to ignore every other shitpost from one person in particular. I'll probably eat yet another undeserved ban for pointing this consistent discrepancy out, while the real troublemaker goes unpunished, off to shit up yet another thread for the Nth time.
>>217057442not usually, no. usually they dont give a shit if a thread is near or at bump limit. the past couple of weeks have been different
anyone have this in trek format?
>>217057849it doesn't matter how many posts are already in the thread but when they're spamming back and forth it's more likely to get janny's attention.
>>217057883maybe. ive seen the resident troll on more than one occasion completely spam the last 20 or so posts off cooldown with utter garbage, and ive never seen those get dealt with
>>217057950i think it depends a lot on if people are actively reporting them or not
>>217057972i wouldn't know, i gave up trying after seeing what gets to stay and what gets removed. never the instigator, always everyone else
>>217057879If it existed, it'd have to be O'Brien
>>217057337Battle Bone.
star trek
sex with shran
>>217058485And cuddling
there's already a sequel thread why dehydrated grape this one
>>217059945my bad, dehydrated plum*
die stupid dumb idiot thread
