>Because I played a lesbian, everyone now thinks that I am a lesbian. Let me be clear: I am not a lesbian, I am aggressively heterosexual. I love hot, fit guys with big dicks. I think about handsome men before I go to sleep. I stare at jawlines and bulges in public. But now, every guy who meets me thinks I’m a lesbian. “Nah Maya, I’m not interested in coming over to your house, you just want to hang out.” Bro, I don’t want to hang out, I want to suck your cock!What are some other examples of audiences being unable to to separate the actor from their character?
>>217058086Wasn't she the one who asked the Duffers to make the character a lesbian?
Why does she look so ugly compared to her mother?Ethan Hawke is a good looking guy I though attractive people made attractive offspring?
>>217058110kids are a mixture of both and there's no guarantee the resulting mix is going to be complimentarywrong features from one with good features from the other can still be fugly
>>217058110Uma isn't particularly attractive either
>>217058086As much as I want to believe, I also find it very hard to believe this is what she actually said. Anyone have a clip?
>>217058110Recessive genes. Example: my father, my grandfather, AND my maternal grandfather all have huge, aesthetically pleasing cocks. Mine's pathetically small and crooked
Is Hollywood just gonna be plain looking talentless nepo babies from here on out
>>217058273Big Harv will return like King Arthur to save us from this dark age.
>>217058225>my father, my grandfather, AND my maternal grandfather all have huge, aesthetically pleasing cocks.sounds like it was an awkward christmas
>>217058086Is Maya Hawke OK? She looks alarmingly different from S3. Yes, it's been a few years, but still
>>217058086so you're telling me that I have a chance?
>>217058359How big's your dick?
Gross dude
>>217058086
>>217058378wouldn't you like to know 6.75 / 5.2 CUT
>>217058086That’s somebody’s friend’s mother.
>>217058086She looks so good with long hair, it's like she's invoking the hotness of her mother and to think that as a teenager I didn't even rate Uma, until I saw Kill Bill.
>>217058855Use a tripcode, Maya.
>>217058086Fake
>used to look like uma thurman>now looks like jenny nicholsonkek
>>217058086she didnt say that
>>217058086Is she dying
>>217058086Xhe didn't say that
>>217058086Jesus, I wish she said that IRL.But the sad truth is… SHE IS A LESBIAN. It’s a well known fact in Hollywood where most LGBT actors are “outed,” at least in Hollywood LGBT circles. Christ, Spacey was a known fag in Hollywood for over 20 years before normies finally figured it out. From all signs, Maya isn’t even Bi, she’s straight up dyke. It’s easy to live the dyke life in LA, simple because there’s so many of them, especially in the industry. Can basically hide in plain sight as you club, brunch and shop with all your LGBT pals and lovers.
>>217058086No straight woman thinks like this. She sounds like a gay man.
>>217058086Sorry Maya, not interested.
>>217058086Fuck my 6 inch pencil dick is probably big inside that skinny bitch
>>217058855>as a teenager I didn't even rate Uma, until I saw Kill Bill.Ha me eitherThis bitch is ugly tho
>>217058086She now looks older than her mother.Uma looks fantastic for her age.I'm easily old enough to be Maya's dad. And yet, I'd fuck Uma before her daughter.Maya has more wrinkles than her mom.
>>217058086She's hot af. I very much want to rape her.
>>217058110Living the Hollywood life, cocaine, and "they" got to her when she was young so now she's self destructing now that's she's aged out of her youth.>>217058086Too bad, you sold yourself on lesbian in movies and did a lot of creepy feminist talks, now you're lesbian in the minds of people who don't even know you.
>>217059341Where you watching friendo?
>>217058086She's ready to steal roles from Toni Collette. Wth happened
>>217058110>>what is regression to the meanthe reverse happens too, ugly ass parents with beautiful children
>>217059527She hit the wall.
>>217058086>audiences being unable to to separateVarious villains in normie media, like the actors of Dolores Umbridge, Draco Malfoy, Cersei Lannister, etc..
>>217059510Seeflix.to with uBlock.Seeflix is quite good as long as you have a popup blocker.
what would happen if you binge watched Stranger Things s1-5 without having ever seen it before? Would the actors' aging be logical or way out of whack?
>>217059201She's got ozempic pussy. A traffic cone wouldn't be able to touch both sides in her pussy now.
>>217059636from season 1-3 it's a smooth transitionthe jump from 3 to 4 is really jarring though
>>217059636>what would happen if you binge watched Stranger Things s1-5 without having ever seen it before? Would the actors' aging be logical or way out of whack?The show sucks.
>>217059636It looks pretty ridiculous. Booby Brosn goes from 7 to 40 in record time, it's startling how much uglier Gaytano gets and how much Wolfehardowitz' nose grows.
>>217058086I do not take any women seriously that complain about their dating life or dating prospects unless they have some sort of genetic disorder or significant disability
>>217059341Uma Thurman looks better in Dexter now than Maya does.Seriously, Maya looks like a wrinkled old hag.Uma is out here at 50+ killing it.
>>217058110Her mom is ugly.
>>217059962Not ugly at all. She has an uncanny, rare beauty. That makes her exceptional, not ugly. The generically pretty masses of women are totally uninteresting in comparison
>>217058086Is this a quote?
>>217058086>What are some other examples of audiences being unable to to separate the actor from their character?All of them. Most people are fucking retards.
>>217059993She's pretty ugly. Her only saving grace is her light features. But overall if she wasn't a Hollywood actress you wouldn't look twice if you passed her down the street.
>>217060047You're a subhuman inferiority that can't appreciate the rarity of beauty when you see it. You're also not white. But that's a given.
>>217058086She didn't say that
>>217059962in mad dog and glory uma is probably the most beautiful woman ever captured on film.
>>217059341bro wtf... im a 45 year old alcoholic retard and i look 10 years younger than her.... what are they doing to them?
>>217060156yeah she is a beauty if all you are used to is trailer park trash and american hambeasts
>>217060222You're a subhuman inferiority that can't appreciate the rarity of beauty when you see it. You're also not white. But that's a given.
>>217058086She looks like this neighborhood kid I used to hang out with. To be fair, I did think about dressing him up like Chun Li and fucking his ass.
>>217058110>I though attractive people made attractive offspring?Well, look at Demi Moore and Bruce Willis' kids
>>217058086Link to the clip where she says this?
>>217059184>No straight woman thinks like thisbrother
>>217060229>you are a subhuman inferioritylolwut>that cant appreciate the rarity of beauty when you see itask me how i know your an ESL shitskin. uma thurman is ugly as fuck. you wanna know a truly ethereally beautiful actress who is a little different looking? shelley duvall. not basic ass ugly ass uma thurman
>>217060185I'm twenty years older than her, and she looks twenty years older than me.If she starts making MILF porn, she has a future.Her own mom barely qualifies as MILF age. Maya added thirty years since S3.
>>217059184sorry bro but I think you might be ugly
>>217059184Women turn into gay men if the man is good looking enough.
>>217058110Her mom wasn't that hot either. Always thought she had an ugly nose.
>>217060185its a combo of veganism and straight anorexiaprob cigs too
>>217058110Shes pretty, low % bf tends to fuck som3 peoples looks.
>>217058086Wtf she's based now Give another sexually frustrated zoomie gf
>>217058097Yup, could be that she fuckinh hated the actor who played Steve though (the were supposed to become a couple).
>>217058086Did she actually say this ? That’s pretty funny
is this site just faggots calling each other brown or ESL because they have the wrong opinion now? kill yourselves you fucking pieces of shit
>>217058769She didn't earmaxx. She didn't lobe-rotate before bed. She skipped canal day. Ugly bitch
>>217059640>more made up Ozempic side effects fucking based
>>217061366So you admit the vaxx effect is real too? You can't accept one boogeyman and not the other chud. Actresses look the same as ever, grow a brain.
>>217058086She sounds gross if this is genuinely how she thinks and talks.
>>217058086Post a link/source or this is fake as hell.
>>217058110Nah, most of the hot women I know and some of actresses I follow have ogre fathers. With men it’s usually a gamble though since I look totally like my cute mom but buddy of mine is pretty handsome and his father must be blind
>>217059962I've been fapping to Uma since the 90s.
>>217058110She's a living version of those old "If They Mated" skits from Conan way back when, where she somehow managed to catch all the weird traits from both her parents. Demi Moore and Bruce Willis' kids too. Two beautiful people who managed to spawn a bunch of Jim Henson creations.
>>217058086My best friend is a lesbian. I've been in love with her for almost 10 years now.
>>217059640This can't be real, you made this up. I'm not going to google it either.
>>217062010I managed to catch my dad's big nose and receding hairline, but not his 6'2'' thin build. Instead, I got my mom's shortness and propensity toward fatness unless I maintain a completely clean diet at all times. I really hope his cancer doesn't rub off on me, and I'm more like my mom in that way. He died from cancer at 61, and was clean living through-and-through, while she's been a junk food munching, chain-smoking borderline alcoholic for basically her entire adult life, and she's still doing fine.
>>217062329What kind of cancer?
>>217058769Attached earlobes are so fuckin weird. Like an outie bellybutton.
>>217058803Dicklet
>>217059962
>>217058893Fuck you! Jenny a CUTE!
>>217062312why haven't you cured her lesbianism with your weiner yet?
>>217058273Charlie Chaplin's granddaughter is good looking and talented
>>217058086>What are some other examples of audiences being unable to to separate the actor from their character?Steve Buscemi is a GREAT tipper
>>217061366Maybe look it up retard. I'm not that anon but tons of 40 year old women in Facebook groups are taking about what ozempic has done to their pussy lips making them hang more and some are getting surgery. Also YWNBAW.
>>217060827>>217060862My first gf turned into a fag for me, like the typical "let's move in together" after knowing each other for two weeks thing that fags and dykes do.I also woke up to her eating my ass several times and when I asked why she did it she said it's because I tasted like pussy, apparently.Does that mean I'm not ugly?
>>217059341She unironically looks hot as fuck here... if she was in her 40s. Lol
>>217058110Uma is gross she can only look not-gross with a ton of makeup / lighting / camera angles which Tarantino managed to pull off but its never been accomplished since.That being said, both of her parents have prominent facial features which work well for them but end up looking like a frankenstein monster when combined.
>>217058086This is the gayest thing ever written
>>217059962nah she has the kinda attractive goblina look going on here
>>217060286>>217060827>>217060827You will never be women. You have a penis. You possess the male gaze. You will never be women. You are male gays.
>>217058133Phenotypes don't work like that. It's not just a "mix of characteristics from both parents". It's all about dominant and recessive genes. Some people look only similar to their father or mother, others look more like their grandparents than their direct parents.
>>217058086Wrestling is like that. Fanbases there are parasocial as fuck. You got fat lonely men who constantly respond to fake accounts thinking those are wrestlers. You got lesbians who think female tag teams are actually together in real life when they both have husbands.
>>217066287 (Me)And others don't look anything like any of their family members.Let's say for a second there was a single gene responsible for beauty. The dominant allele causes beauty, the recessive allele causes ugliness. Both Parents are heterozygous (Aa), and are thus both attractive. The child inherits the recessive gene from both parents (aa), and is thus ugly.
>>217058225Big fan of your father's work Mr. Reiner
>>217059184The one thing I've learnt about women over the years is that a surprising amount of them are feral coomers
Nepo baby slammed the wall.
>>217066476Women are basically the opposite of what we vision them to be
>>217058273seems like it
>>217058110Like I said before, you can see it on their face when soneone is bulimic AND vegan.
>>217058086>What are some other examples of audiences being unable to to separate the actor from their character?The kid who played Joffrey in Game of Thrones got tons of hate mail, death threats, and public bullying because so many people thought he was a bad person and couldn't separate fiction from reality.
>>217065665She looks older than S1 Joyce Byers.You know, the crazy Joyce stapling fliers and playing with Christmas lights.Before they started putting makeup on her character to make her hot in later seasons.
>>217065777Umm, no.Uma looks great. I'm not just saying it because she got her titties out once, and they were fantastic, she has aged gracefully.Her daughter couldn't even make it to 25 without hitting the wall.
>>217065522>his granddaughter is a naviHe's so lucky that he got to pound that sweet blue alienussy.
>>217058086>everyone now thinks that I am a lesbian.and that's a good thing. you reap what you sow
>>217058297Fuck you kike Harvey was a leftie bootlicker and would be pushing exact same actresses if he were still around
>>217059962She looks fucking gorgeous here.
>>217067362She looks like Mr. Potato Head.
>>217058086Maya... they don't think you're a lesbian... they just think you're ugly...
>>217058086Holy shit is there something in the water? She was cute in S3. Fucking hagmaxxed>Btw her parents the same age she is now
>>217058097She never said what op posted you gullible idiot
>>217067520>Btw her parents the same age she is now.I had to look it up.You are right.Maya got the shitty end of the stick from both her parents genes.Not that we've seen the shitty end of the stick. Both Ethan and Uma still look great.But there has to be a shitty part.Because Maya got ALL of the shitty end.
>>217058110Uma has always been pretty busted, you just got fooled by Tarantino's lighting/framing and the fact that he actually gave her decent roles.
>>217058797We have the same threads every day, newfag.
>>217058855>invoking
