What was your main issue with season 5?
It exists
I've never watched a single season of it but I know it portrays homosexuality in a way other than the sodomite getting his head bashed in with a rock while cheerful music plays and therefore I hate it.
>>217060414everythingthe show should have ended with season 1
>>217060414Number 1 misstep is the forced gay scene right before the finale which impacted momentum a lot but other than that is the weak dialogue and forced character conflict. It was the weakest season, it was still fine.
>>217060414White genocide agenda covers all the issues from gays to race mixing to the completely demoralizing ending everyone got.
>>217060707/thread>>217060785All those specific failures are downstream of the fact that the story had already hit all its notes by the end of season 1. The longer the zombie shuffles along the more it falls apart, hence why Season 5 is a flailing mess that desperately tries to save itself with the 'fag icon criticism deflection' technique.
Not enough Mike or tying up loose ends pretty much it
>>217060823Eh while it’s technically true that Season 1 was the peak and it could have been left alone, there was enough good after it to retroactively justify the decision to extend it.
Lack of demogorgons...Lack of military presence in upside down world 's base in last episode..........Government just letting everyone go at the end..WTF happened to Suzie?!
>>217060414The gay caminh our scene. They spread genocide agenda to wipe the white race. The only they care is shit on poopdick and young man licking older man ass. I did not remember anything from season than gay poopdick shit. It ew so horrible
>>217060414Too many callbacks, too much dialogue in certain scenes, Hopper giving his good bye speech for the 30th time.
>>217060414It really didn't have to be so many episodes. Also, the Upside Down and Mind Flayer didn't seem particularly scary anymore. But I liked how sincere the ending was without becoming too saccharine
>>217060785It didn't even matter.Like, I can see an argument of all the main characters (too many of them for this to work desu, but maybe the REAL main ones) having to come to terms with their worst fears so that vecna couldn't use them against them... but then vecna didn't even do that. It was basically just>vecna told me if I told you I was gay that you'd all laugh at me>"Don't worry about it. Vecna's a dick" And then he never tried to mess with anyone's head other than hopper.
Demogorgons reduced to low tier grunts. The rest of the upside monsters suddenly missing. The "Hive mind" rules no longer matter for some reason. The military focusing solely on Eleven while ignoring Vecna for the entire show. Dr Kay introduced and forgotten in a flash. Despite the story hinting the Mindflayer had psychic powers, his true gigantic complete form was just a giant spider who only stomps and bites. Easy to defeat.
The overall plot was stupid and full of retcons, holes and just poor writing.>the military can't find 1 person in a cordoned off small town, is generally just homer simpson tier of incompetent >pajeeta/pregnant women being held in upside down instead of alaska or zone 51 for some reason>show just forgetting Derek's family/pregnant women>Robin's useless gf>knife hurts demos but boolits dont hurt them but boolits hurt big spider>upside down/mexico planet retcon with mexico planet just being completely empty>unproposal>vecna just wants to destroy the world for some reason>holly being older than rest of the kids>mikes mom combat scenes>boring ass memory world>timing of will coming out>vecna for some reason makes a big spider>they just roll up to the spider and hit it till it dies>military just lets everyone go because whatever>dumb "eleven died... But actually didn't... Or didn't she???" endingAlmost everything sucked, the only part I liked was them exploring the upside down lab. The sonic weapons were cool too, they should have used those vs vecna or something.
>>217061332>vecna just wants to destroy the world for some reasonHe wanted to create a new pure world because the Mindflayer showed him how evil and corrupt humans were. Even though the mindflayer has never been on earth.
>awful writing>awful acting>awful cinematography >awful vfx>awful final fight
when go around the room and everyone has one line of input and its just filler shit to give each character a reason for being thereits simply the absolute worst
>>217061451He had his new pure world, the abyss. Instead he goes and tries to slam it into earth because clocks are evil or something.
>>217060421/thread
I enjoyed it overall but>Jonathan, Joyce, Hopper, Mike, Dustin, Steve and Murray (and possibly more main characters) feel pointless (Still a Stevechad though)>Kali didn't need to come back>Military plot was utter dogshit and nonsensical (This is probably the worst thing)>Robin has become downright insufferable>Nancy is awful at this point, completely unlikable>The Duffers can't resist giving small characters just too much screen time (The teacher + vickie for example)>Mid season lull (Not a lot happened in vol 2, I didn't mind Will's coming out though)>Too much Holly, she's a good actress but her character role was outsized>Underwhelming final battle (No demos?), I did like Vecna vs Eleven though>Stop advertising your fucking prequel play>No balls to kill anyone (Hopper has been begging for a big sacrifice for about 4 seasons now)>Odd stupid scenes (Karen and the demodogs, Max and Holly's podcast)>Epilogue a bit too long, I was happy with the endings the characters got thoughI rank the seasons 1 > 4 > 3 > 5 = 2
>>217061332>>the military can't find 1 person in a cordoned off small town, is generally just homer simpson tier of incompetent>Kali: The government is going to find you and kill your friends like they did mine El >El: That's a you problem, my friends all have plotshield the government just let them live normally after getting in their way in Season 4. So you can kys if you want I'm going to live the rest of my life with Mike here bye!Fixed the ending
>>217060414Every plot was rushed and sloppy despite them spending 3 years on it, for instance the plot with Will could have been more significant if he were unable to control Vecna until the final battle, could have spruced it up even more with an arc where he falls under a Vecna mind control spell. Mindflayer was nerfed to hell, no psychic powers, no minions of any kind. The past Hawkins served no purpose. The s4 cliffhanger was just glossed over. In general the character actions and dialogue were very meta (not realistic behavior, acting like they know they are in a show).
The fact that they started with two Strange Things: the demogorgon and Eleven.Then instead of having more and Stranger Things, they combined them so it's really only one Strange Thing and beating it just took all the exact solutions they have been applying the whole time.There was only one Thing and by the showdown, it had become Normal. This process took 17 years and all the children were in wheelchairs an hearing aids by the end.
I only watched the first four episodes, but my takeaways from it were>Nothing in S4 mattered>Henry is a completely different character and is even more of an absentee villain/retard than he was previously portrayedThat's about it. Anything else I could mention is redundant because they're the same issues from S2 onwards. The show is cyclical, wherein very little seems to carry over except the same thematic story beats that just repeat. It's like Westworld, but somehow even worse, and the repetition was actually a plot point wherein here it's just indecisive writers.Actually, that's what the show as a whole feels like; a writer who has a decent idea with very obvious influences who then continues to scrap, rewrite and update his idea to add in more influences to make it seem more original, but fails miserably. Except instead of scrapping, they actually spent hundreds of millions adapting each "new" idea over a decade.S2 is just a gayer version of S1, S3 is just a gayer version of S2, and so on. They're the exact same fucking thing with very little to distinguish them. Every gimmick-of-the-week ends up being resolved the same as the last one. Each season is like watching an eleven hour episode of Scooby-Doo.What a fucking travesty.
>TIME2PLAN>UWU SADSCENE>wrap up fight halfway in>1+ hour of everything works out for everyone
>>217060414Not enough Holly
Written like a radio drama.
>>217060414>The status quo reset was annoying. We were promised the monsters actually invadng our world. Didn't get. >military subplot tedious and unneeded. Could have simply had Owens in charge and the military are allies but even then they can't stop the UD>the scary alternative realm is a piss coloured desert, it's not an iota as scary or metal as the UD once was>Vecna and MF were both retarded and overall sucked, we never needed all this dicking around over who was in charge in the end seeing as how Vecna finding out he was corrupted didn't change anything - should have had it be clear MF = Palpatine and Vecna = Vader in s4>all the time on fucking Holly>feels aimlessHonestly they could have had all out war in 6 or so hour+ episodes without a retarded staggered release schedule, which has ended up damning this season even further in the eyes of audiences because any momentum kept being interrupted
>>217060414None. I did not watch this piss and Netflix isn’t seeing a single cent from me, ever.
>>217060414Too many characters, too much time spent on exposition, half the actors are either terrible to begin with or totally phoning it in, too many pointless subplots, terrible execution of what should be key moments, a complete and utter lack of stakes etc.
Not enough Erica
>>217060414that it makes season 4 look like prestige TV
>>2170604141.) They just had Nancy just be Ripley with no build up at all.2.) Robin did the coming out scene better with Steve and it was just uninspired to make another character an lgbtpedofile.3.) Muh illusions bullshit. Fuck off Ell is dead and Mike is copeium. 4.) Everyone including Harper who lost a second daughter got over it off screen except for Mike who was sad but also copium muh illusions bullshit. Ell could use her powers because she was in another fucking dimension where the sound machines weren't.
>>217061451>Mindflayer showed him how evil and corrupt humans were. Even though the mindflayer has never been on earth.Sounds like your average /v/ user
>>217060414the people who made it. I think they're all queer or something.https://rumble.com/v10jopa-dog-turns-on-television-experimental.html?e9s=src_v1_cbl%2Csrc_v1_ucp_v
>>217060414It's not a continuation of S4By now the show had jumped too many sharks to where it could never go back to S1 kino, but S4 salvaged what it had become and put it back on the rails as best it could with a satisfying finale that sets up the final showdownAnd then S5 starts and just ignores all that>1 and a half years pass>Portals covered up with metal fucking plates>No fallout from the spores and smoke infecting Earth>Vecna fucks off to the piss dimension for all that time and does nothing>Life goes on as normal except there's the odd military goon squad>Retcons upon retconsSure the S5 finale wasn't as shit as expected, but it doesn't make up for the absolute slog the season was as a whole.
>>217062937>I am so cool and redpilled but I also need to post about it so everyone on my website knows about how cool and redpilled I am
>>217060707>>217060823You can really tell the show was only meant to last one season because Eleven’s fate is basically the same as at the end of S1 — apparent self-sacrifice with the possibility of her still being alive and out there
>>217060414"I'm going tell your friends you are a fag*
It turned the show into marvel slop, and a very poorly executed one at that. There's 0 grounding and 0 emotional impact. The big emotional scenes (hopper suicide bombing, unproposal, coming out, el suicide) all failed, the antags completely failed as threats (??? military, vecna just being hunted by el, mf being just a big mindless monster).
>>217060414That Hopper and Nancy didn't go to prison for>domestic terrorism>raiding the USA blacksite>killing American soldiers with illegal assault rifles> endangering all citizens of Hawkins
>>217060414No one ever suggests the extremely obvious act of making an alliance with the military. Yes, the military wants to abduct 11. But you know what the military also doesn't want? Earth to be fused with another dimension controlled by a psychic hivemind of monsters. OBVIOUSLY there would be a betrayal along the way that they would have to outmaneuver or outsmart, but the stakes at the end are SO HIGH that not at least making the attempt to reach out to the military and warn them about whats going on is just irresponsible. Personally, I'd expect that the military would respond by putting a nuke in the Upside Down, ready to blow if things got too hairy, and then it turns into the main cast trying to rescue the kidnapped kids before the government blows the bridge and traps them in another universe forever to save the rest of the world.
The ending felt like the ending to season 5, not the ending for the entire franchise.No one died. Even Eleven may still be alive.People leading the experiments are still out there.Mindflayer is still out there.There's explicitly other ways to create wormholes as they russians were about to.Half the characters don't even feel like they got a happy ending. Mike didn't.The problem doesn't feel solved, and none of the characters really got any concrete closure as a result. It feels like there's supposed to be one more season.
>>217060414The pacing was awful, way too many scenes of characters walking around and bantering about nothing or starting pointless arguments