I BYPASSED THE COMPRESSOR!
>I sense a plot to destroy the Jedi
>>217061794Great. Now we don't have the aircon.
somehow the compressor is bypassed
Cool. I compressed the bypasser.
>>217061794Cool now everything will melt because a compressor is needed for the cooling you dumb cunt.
so now everything is uncompressed?
They bypass now?They bypass now!
>*Sigh* Somehow the compressor returned.
>>217061794HEY HAN, CHECK IT OUT! I DID SOME SCIENCE TO THE COMPRESSOR, NOW IT’S ALSO A BYPASSED COMPRESSOR!I GOT A BYPASSED COMPRESSOR, HAN!
>>217062722Yes.>ship asplodes
I bypassed the character progression and am inherently good at everything!
>>217061794https://youtu.be/DHl6Jsgq600Classic.
>>217061794Why didn’t she just pick up new power converters at Toshe station?
Did Kylo Ren fall in love with bypass the compressor girl? How did he know she is funny like this if they don’t have scenes together?
The dead speak! The galaxy has heard a Fortnite broadcast, a threat of REVENGE in the sinister voice of the late COMPRESSOR.
You what the what?
>>217061794Reminder that she's going to return in the new movies, and she'll be the new face of Star Wars, no matter how much is upsets the chuddies
>>217061794I am so glad i never watched this gargabe
>DAD! THIS IS TH SPACESHIP THAT REY BYPASSED THE COMPRESSOR!
>>217063281I am glad that I did, because now I am never watching any new Star Wars movie again.
>>217061794imagine bypassing her panties with your cock
>>217063217There won't be anybody in the theaters watching it so how could it upset anyone?
>>217062533LOL
>>217062916LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>217061794>mfw the millennium falcon wasn’t naturally aspirated
>>217061794I would bypass her undies if you know what I'm sayin :D
So did I. Now what?
>>217062513just roll down the windows
>>217063603just roll down the windows
>>217063603watch those wrist-rockets
>>217063603Now you don’t say anything. You listen to the track with transients and full dynamic range. And that’s what nobody did.
>>217063805I don't have tracks though. I sightread MIDI patterns and sound them out in my head.
>>217062788Kek
>>217062916Fucking kino. This dude made the best Star wars vids. His rogue one is the funniest shit ever
>>217062677The Millennium Falcon was retrofitted with fluidics, so it's even worse because without hydraulic pressure, none of the logic circuits work.
>>217063305In how many parsecs?
>>217063353Every Rey movie made more than a billion. You are delusional.
>>217061794i hate how everyone says TFA wasn't bad when it had constant shit like this in it. TFA was just as bad as TLJ and Rise.
>>217064717>i hate how everyone says TFA wasn't bad when it had constant shit like this in it. TFA was just as bad as TLJ and Rise.Rare truth comment.
>>217063341I'd compress her tongue by passing her tonsils with my cock iykwim
>>217061794what if she farted into the compressor?
>>217064936Is the compressor my mouth in this scenario?
In English, doc!
>>217064073You actually think star wars with Rey as the lead will do well now? Post that awful trilogy and post all the tv slop? People are beyond upset over star wars. They dont even care anymore.
>>217061794
>>217065029why not
>>217064073made so much money they stopped making them for 6 years because too busy counting up the money
>>217062788haha
>>217062722>my balls expand by ten times
>>217061794>I BYPASSED THE COMPRESSOR!
>>217062916>I can fix thatClassic JJbrams "things are happening fast no one will notice"
>>217066782How long was the break between the OT and the prequels again?You incels are insane.
>>217064073now compare the gross profits to the budgets of the movies
>>217061794I like the edit with her holding a condom. Shows she practiced safer sex.
>>217067035Since she makes such bank and is so hugely popluar, post her filmography after SW.
>>217062916Kek.
Rey trilogy was cancelled Girlboss acolyte was cancelled Bringing in Ryan gosling in a desperate attempt to regain the male audience I’m thinking it’s over and chuds won
Daisy deserves better than Star Wars
>>217061794It would have been good if bypassing the compressor got them out of their immediately problem, and then 5 minutes later half the ship shuts down because there's a reason they had that in the first place. It was clever thinking in the moment, but didn't think ahead to the consequences and created more problems. Thats how you introduce a young upstart character: clear potential, useful, but not yet perfect has hurdles they need to overcome.
>>217061794Watch the plinkett reviews of the prequels
>>217067306Except that wouldn't have happened and you're a literal drooling retard. I hate Force Awakens and nuWars but this scene was NEVER as stupid these memes make it appear. They said a dozen times that there is a compressor there and that installing was not a good idea. Both Han and Rey are established to know it is there well in advance and both agree is fucking stupid. Han did not install it. Rey advised against installed it. Is Compressor a stupid name for it? Yes, but who gives a fuck. It's there and they beat you over the head that it shouldn't be. All leading up to Rey ripping it out. But a decade later you mouth breathing buffoons still act like it came from nowhere, Han put it in, and Rey just somehow came up with taking it out on the fly.
>>217067306>>217067437LLM-ass posts
>>217063604>super advanced space ship>roll down windows
>>217067437>All leading up to Rey ripping it outShe didn't rip it out. She bypassed it. Did you even see the film? God
>>217067472Fine, press the button that lowers the windows.
>>217067496I was complaining what a dogshit ship it was not your choice of words
>>217065073>imagine if you were trying to get fluid from one system to another, but the distance is too great >if you fold the tube in half and yank out the compressor, you cut the distance and the ship will go faster
>>217067437Just because they explain something, doesn't make it stupid and boring. This explanation makes it even more stupid and boring.
>>217061794I can't believe a girl that pretty got a retarded, trashy, generic, cheap, ugly tattoo on her foot.Women don't deserve autonomy.
>>217064073
>I bypassed the sequels!
>>217061794If Ray was going to be Luke’s daughter who would be the mom ?
>>217061794>camera cuts to Han Solo looking scared >The Millennium Falcon immediately blows up
>>217066875lol
>>217067645Very good foot though
>>217061794I remember when I was at the theater everyone laughed at this joke when she said it. It took me a few seconds to get it and I laughed later after everyone stopped and some people turned around and looked at me like I was stupid :(
>>217063603
>>217061794>Ai boipassed the conpressa
>>217062677Just open a window and let some space in to cool shit down.
>>217063805
>>217067182You just made me realize they brought in the misunderstood loner character AAAAAA list actor to satisfy the core fanbase
>>217061794I REFUCKULATED THE CARBONATOR!
So she decreased the pressure in a system that is pressure driven. Bold move.
>I assed the compressor
I bypassed having sex :(
>>217062749kek
imagine how stinky she would be in that ship for days on end with no ac
>>217061794Is the compressor used for gassing those wretched kikes?
Put a chick in it
BYPASS THIS
>>217063217They intended the fallen stormtrooper to be the Jedi, not her. She’s obviously meant to be former junker turned new Han.They scrapped it cause audiences don’t like black.But yeah; owned the chudds I guess.
>>217067645Look man, I hate tattoos on girls as much as you incels do, but what you seething retards fail to realize is that they unironically are getting tattoos specifically to gate keep guys like you out of their dating pool.Career women fight for high paying jobs because they think that will make them more attractive to wealthy company owners. Same goes for these chicks that lift, they want dudes that lift.Girls get tattoos because they think guys with tattoos are hot and they think getting tattoos themselves will attract them.
>>217071086Good. Save yourself for marriage.
>>217070950Oh shit the first order is catching up. What the hell is going on? It's like we're losing energy
>>217071448I sincerely hope you're under 25. If older, go get some experience at all costs.
>>217071572Oh look the fake chad virgin is talking down to me as if he knows something.Never stop being funny /tv/
>>217071448>that they unironically are getting tattoos specifically to gate keep guys like you out of their dating pool.No, they get them because women find tattoos attractive on dudes and don't even realize they only work on dudes. Women find men who have fucked many women slighty more attractive, and men find women who have fucked many women slightly more unattractive. Tattoos increase your "I have fucked many" appearance.
>>217070950obviously not, the falcon had zero problem after thatshe probably added the compressor before the movie starts as a safeguard if anyone tries to take the falcon without her, remember it was sitting there parked on her planet for a long time
>>217071561*beep*
I forgive her.
>>217071448lollmao
>>217071680What do you mean she bypassed the compressorREEEEEY!
>>217071774Okay, bad idea. I can fix thisIT'S NOT MY FAULT!I can fix this.
>>217071298And make it gay!
>>217067419Kill yourself and tell your family to use the estate money to buy an ad
>>217071854>1448
>>217071925Sh-shut up man...
