An escalator can never be out of order, it can only become stairs. You will never see an "escalator out of order sign", only "escalator temporarily stairs....sorry for the convenience"
>>217062346that's a Hedberg joke
Except when it's out of order the first and last steps are annoyingly short
>>217062367Hedberg just did Steven wrights act with a stoner druggie accent
>>217062346factually incorrect because they often have to open up the top or base to repair them
This guy is shockingly not Jewish. Probably the most impressive bait-and-switch by a goy I've ever seen.
Haha foolWRONG
>>217062346That's the guy on the couch
>>217062346Any other guys who do the Wright/Hedberg style? Much like the rest of pop culture, I haven't really followed stand-up all that much over the last 10-15 years or so.
>>217062404and I thought Weird Al being Catholic was one of the biggest bait and switches
>>217062346retarded kike
>>217063289Demetri Martin is still going. Though he does his own thing ofc.
>>217062408if you can't walk 15 steps without technological assistance should you really be outside?
>>217062438I always thought he was Dave atell with fake hair
>>217065675Man what the fuck happened to that guy.He was getting shilled a bit on Comedy Central almost twenty years ago and it seemed he was about to break out but then he never got a major project that I remember.Did he shit in someones Cheetos?
>>217065744I remember his "Comedy Central Presents", he wasn't great, not offensively bad but it wasn't stellar. The only traction outside CC I remember him getting is a brief, very brief cameo on Flight of the Conchords as Brent's replacement in the band.
I wasn't sure what to stick up my ass, so I just used a stick.
>>217065773I remember him as being mid too but that didnt stop Aziz Ansari or the Big Head jew or Paul Scheer wbo I remember being his contemporaries. Correct me if Im wrong.
>>217065744No, but he did piss in their Cornflakes.
>>217065916You're right but big head jew is a jew so obviously he was going to be fine, aziz is a useless brown twat (who I know remember also had a cameo on flight of the conchords) and hollywood loves propping up useless brown people. Scheer is the one I don't have an excuse for so maybe Dmitri just didn't suck the right kike dicks and Paul did, idk. But you are right, none of the people you listed are any more memorable or talented than Dmitri is.
>>217065699That escalator is clearly inside
>>217062346That's the artificial horizon
>>217062346No, the capital of Canada is Ottawa....
>>217062408
>>217065744>>217065773CC Presents was great for about half the guys that came on it. Normally the next step after that was to land a gig on another Comedy Central show like a bit part in Reno 911, or Key and Peele. Normally getting in one one of those shows helped lead to a career.
>>217063323Nah, it's gotta be Jason Biggs, the Final Boss of stealth goy.
>>217062369>>217062403Even when it's theoretically fine to use it they generally block them off.
>>217062408>>217067172people did not know about the dangers in china and india at the time
>>217067172I warned you about stairs, bro!!!! I told you dog! I told you man! I told you about stairs
>>217067172living in a country with hundreds of millions of braindead ruraloids must be tough
>>217067172I just realized.I think the escalator's handrails are moving much faster than the stairs. That can take anyone by surprise
>>217062346Who's that green guy?
>I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
>>217062404Are you retarded? Seriously.
>>217067831ID...?
>>217062367OP might be thinking of>"I met her at Macy's. She was shopping... I was putting Slinky's on the escalator."
>>217065744He wasn't funny.
>>217067816Maybe if you have never used one before and are retarded and oblivious to what is happening around you.
>>217068173That's very uncharitable, anon. We all have momentary lapses of judgment from time to time, and as you say, maybe she's not familiar with escalators.I almost got yoinked by one at an airport; I'm retarded yes, but I am also high above average IQ.
>>217068873She's probably one of those types that gets freaked by escalators and had a death grip on the handle.
