Cinematic Universe Edition>>217060909
>>217063568For me, its Harrison & Henderson: Paranormal Services
It was a great ending, this puts the show in the big leagues with the likes of got.
>>217063568why? they should focus on improving their writing so they can make one decent story first. >reminded that this shit got called the number one show in the world in its season 5 trailer
>>217063568I'm scared I can't tell if that's real or not
I accept your concession
>>217063633it cant be real... right?
Twitter is really pissed everyone just got on with their lives rather than spending the next 18 months relentlessly sobbing.
>>217063568>>217063631Looking forward to the Hawkins Sex Diaries of Holly and Joshua series. I hear theres a cuckold episode involving Derek.
>>217063672Netflix just lost its cash cow. Anything is possible now
>>217063678You just know his BBC is nutting deep in that yt womb daily
personally this show jumped the shark for me when they had hopper 1v1ing a demogorgon in a russian gulag with a conan sword
>>217063679I'd like to welcome our first American poster of the day.
is this Akira reference
>>217063624This.
>>217063695Sadies or Noahs?
>>217063719pure fucking kino
>>217063678Finn looks good in that Cuban shirt
>>217063568
Cant wait for Erica Sinclair - Teen Detective: The Hawkins Highschool Murders (featuring Dipshit Derek) Chapter 1
>>217063631>>217063675Samefag
>>217063694The animated series seems like a desperate attempt to soften the blow of cancellations the next days. What have they revealed?
Cant wait for the Karen Wheeler MILF Manor spinoff
Can't wait for the revival sequel series with the same cast in 10-15 years from now
>>217063791the animated series just feels like>hey remember when this show was good
>>217063763just wish they'd given him a better haircut
VEC-EL NOOO
>>217063679KEK
wtf is this
Cant wait for Police Chief Hopper vs the Montauk Machete Murderer
>>217063832they did our nigga so dirty
>>217063835I never got this complaint Noah overacts Gadot underacts are people genuinely unable to tell the difference?
Joshua is so lucky
now that the dust has settled, we can all agree it was the best season
>>217063631Lot of blatant samefagging jeet posts
>>217063817
>>217063835ONE THING I DON'T KNOW WHY
>>217063631>>217063675>>217063679>>217063726>>217063767>>217063866SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
Does anyone actually give a fuck about this IP beyond the current set of characters?
>>217063884>>217063888>t.timmy
Why did he have to get a special kill?
>>217063847my wife
>>217063902chud being good at his job and shit
>>217063902eleven got a sick thrill out of making him kill himself
>>217063897I dont. I only really care about these guys, but their story is done and dusted now. I literally do not give a fuck about the origins of the mindflayer and henry creek and le evil space rocks.
maybe one of you can explain it to mei thought it was>vecna was actually a pawn of the mindflayer>the mindflayer was/is the real big bad, not vecna, who was defeated in season 4>however, season 5 they are once again fighting vecnawhat happened to the mindflayer?
>>217063854This photographer must have been following him round
>>217063886>nancy running out of ammo in the cave
>>217063933she should have at least wanked him off first
this show had more than 1 season?
>>217063914>most teen girls nowadays use protectiononly with timmycels
>>217063902Because he deserved it.
>>217063568Why does papa have a 3rd leg?
>>217063884>waaah you can't call us timmy
>>217063959My vision is augmented
>>217063902Because he was a toxic straight white man
wtf are those wrinkles? it's like acting in this show aged everyone 50 years.
To racebait poster: No one cares about your shit gimmick, go waste your time doing something else
>>217064011*Because he was a bootlicker*Fixd, no need to thank me for my service ;^)
>>217064020have you never tried to strain your facial muscles shouting?
>>217063568Who won in the end?
>>217063957They also mentioned something along the lines that Vecna was the mind-flayer all along in season 4 only to reverse it this season and make it a corpser from gears of war for some reason.
>>217064063the viewers
Didn't sleep well today, woke up with Purple Rain and Running Up That Hill in my head. I didn't even like the show that much, music really is strong.
>>217064063King Derek and his wife
>mfw even the death ending doesn't make fucking sense
>>217064084I like Purple Rain but I think the song is distracting. It overshadows the scene and the dialogues
>>217064087>timmy's this angry that Stranger Things is pro BMWF while they seethe on /pol/ in their mothers basement
I ship it.
People were crying in the packed theater when Purple Rain started playing. Everyone collectively knew what was about to happen. It was collective empathy for one moment bros…..I never thought I would have a theater experience like that again.I was so sad.
>>217064115Show me a scene with Joshua and Holly talking to each other. Thanks.
>>217064129sauce?
>>217063957they are basically one in the samemind flayer is an interdimensional traveler that eats worlds and integrates them into itself, the world it lives on used to be alivethe mind flayer gives vecna powers in exchange for bringing it to earthvecna was corrupted by it willingly and the two became cohort entities (vecna's coping) in order for the mind flayer to destroy earth, something henry is convinced he wants
>>217064087She sucked his fat one.
>>217064130Blow your brains out yt cuck timmycel
>>217063206how can he kiss
>>217064063Lumax and Jopper.
so, El...>clearly gets grabbed by soldiers>Dr. Kay clearly notices her in the truck>she magically flees from the soldiers and goes to where the portal is without anyone noticingwhat is this writing?
>>217064063The Duffer Brothers
>>217063695>yt wombYoutube womb?
>>217064063it doesn't even matter
>>217064087Is Holly destined to be a trophy wife like Karen?
>>217064088They went for more vibes than reasoned thinking
>>217064196
>>217064087>OH N-
>>217064187YT = White, got that timmy?
>>217063720Indians will never be American.
>>217064174Kali camouflaged her anon.El is alive.
>>217063678>Sadie is a drinker yikes
stranger things ending
Holly got tentacled for days
I know we all joke about Byler fags being cringe but their reaction to the show is seriously disgusting and shows the Cluster B traits of gay people. They can’t just express disappointment that the show didn’t go the way they wanted, but they have to create this narrative of anger and outrage about how the writers “betrayed” them and deliberately “queer baited” them out of the ending they “deserved”. After decades of claiming that gay people just want to be left alone and “aren’t trying to shove it in your face” they are doing exactly that.
>>217064142>the mind flayer gives vecna powers in exchange for bringing it to earthBut he already had powers just from touching the aids rock. Formite transmission of aids giving him the power to blow that poor merchant's eyes out.
>>217064236Are these byler fags in the room with us now anon?
>>217064216>watch the plot go right out the window
>>217064218How is it going to help making India great again?
>>217063568Any webm requests?
>>217064087We won
>>217064216>main characters have to go through the portal so they can fight the raid boss in a special environment
>>217064236No they’re all over X, Reddit and YouTube. Are you ok now? Are we cool? Now that you know the answer to that, do you think you’re going to make it through this?
>>217064247That's because MF was somehow in the rock.Probably a MF dropping that was stuck on the waship when it returned from the Abyss.
>malding timmy now samefagging himselfohonnonoonononono
>>217064222but the soldiers fucking grabbed her
>>217063694>>217063791Wednesday season 3 will come out.But the golden age of Squid Games, Wednesday, Stranger Things, OITNB, etc is over.this is why Netflix needs that WB as property.
>>217063568No way any of this happens past the cartoon.
>>217064130>show me when they sit, hug and kiss each other>show joshua entering his glistening, shiny Somalian BBC into holly's pristine white girl womb>Im also gonna need to use a color picker on his dick to make sure he's truly a BLACK and not a grifter yteoid with Blackish skin enough to phish us
>>217064273Meant for this tranny >>217064248
>>217063898Look at my boy Josh there…. You just know.
>>217064288>Wednesday season 3Is that me or nobody discussed Season 2? I really didn't see anything about the show unlike Season 1.
>>217064165Turns out it was all just Foah
>>217064087>gets friendzoneduseless fat fuck kek
>>217064291>>show me when they sit, hug and kiss each otherJust one dialog, I'm sure you can do it saar
>>217064282Then Kali camouflaged her….duh
>>2170635682031 is a long ass time away lol
the pajeets ruining this thread by coping with bragging a fictional race mixed couple
>>217063568Needs a British spin-off called "This thing's a bit odd, innit?"
>>217063624For me, it's taking comfort in knowing they're gonna remain bros and never watching any more of this shit.
>This was the last time he was happy>it lasted for half a second
>>217064313???are you being retarded on purpose now?
>>217064319racemixing is very hotness
>>217064236They’re even saying they’re better writers than the Duffers and they would have had a better ending.They say Mike’s character is ruined.Whatever Bylers…….I hope you choke on your own vomit the next time Purple Rain plays.
>>217064356Who are you arguing with? There are no "bylers" here. Take your meds, schizo.
>retards think every irrelevant detail not explained is a pothole
>>217064343NTA, but that’s clearly what happened.
>>217064270Honestly, I miss the finnposting more than anything.
>>217064216Carcosa..
>>217064236They're so delusional it's funny
>>217064197;o;
>>217064373I see them all over my YouTube, Reddit and Twitter feed right now.It’s gross.
>>217064319>not me, a timmycel, seething over a canon couple
>if you agree with the "el is dead" side you have to find some sense in why the soldiers let her escape to reach the wormhole and kill herself and why no one ran to get her before that>if you are with the "she is alive" side you have to agree with the complicated pajeeta visions cope and explain how she got away from the country by herself with no connections, why she didn't just stay hidden since the people looking for her are incompetent and why she wouldn't try anything to contact her friends after a couple of yearsthere is just no winning with this ending
>>217064197Were they dancing together at the show wrap up party?
>>217064216If these 20 retards were able to take that thing down with a bunch of small arms then why was it even a threat to begin with?
>>217064356>They say Mike’s character is ruined.He's a manically depressed 18 year old boy stuck in his parents basement attempting to become a writer forever longing for a dead 16 year old he never even porked while his friends move on. How is that not a ruined character? Even Hopper got a more hopeful end
>>217064431Your second point is the most logical. So I say it’s that one.
>>217063957Mindflayer is galactus vecna in his silver surfer
>>217064197"Hey Josh! Youre finally here! Uh sorry Derek, I gotta go! Were going to study for that exam. Um see you at school tomoro? Bye"
>>217064440They didn't take it down with small arms. Do you even know what thread you are in? Are you lost?
>>217064319>no incel Indian reaction image Why are you playing softball with these guys
>>217064313>>217064383Explain how1) Kali powers suddenly had miles of range2) Kali knew when to use her powers
>>217064442Quiet Byler.Mike isn’t gay and he ain’t following Will to the gay bar.
>>217064442I choose to believe that Eleven is dead. Oneitism will cripple him to lifelong loneliness, depression and chronic illness.
>>217064473Kali always could use her powers miles away. We saw that when Hopper was driving her and El away and Dr Kay thought she was still contained.El and Kali can communicate telepathically. Duh.
>>217063883>best vibes>better antagonist>a much better ending>not that much science mumbo jumboyes
Why were there 0 monsters in the Mind Flayer’s dimension? Not a single demogorgon? What the fuck?
>>217064215>we just decided to ignore it lol. Lmao. >>217064088>death ending>11 had to magically slip past a million soldiers while getting her brain melted by sonic cannons >live ending >kali had to survive for at least an hour after getting shot in the torso, with no assistance or medical treatment>she then had to sense exactly where 11 was, miles away, make her invisible at the critical moment, and project an illusory version of her>11 and kali also had to plan this out ahead of time and know the government would be waiting to ambush them as soon as they left the upside down>they also had to not warn anyone else, even though the most likely ending for every character would be Guantanamo Bay or death by firing squad They easily could’ve had Kali’s gunshot wound be an illusion, which would’ve helped. And they could’ve had some ambiguity about when 11 got off the truck, which would’ve helped. But they didn’t. Neither ending makes sense when you think about it.
>>217064477Good I hope Dustin Max Lucas and Will leave Hawkins and never look back but that doesn't change Mike got the shittiest ending of the entire show
>>217064473Explain how she remained conscious after copping a bullet at close range? Bitch would have lost consciousness after she started to bleed out. She couldn't have a second fucking wind and pull off the most magically expensive trick she ever performed. Stupid gay shit. Eleven is dead and Mike is coping.
>>217064291>>glistening, shinyFucking faggot
>>217063883I prefer the first one. Maybe because I was still a teen at the time, but idk, the ambiance just feels better.
>>217064515that'll be explained in season si- I mean the prequel
>>217064515The budget just couldn't allow it, sweaty.
>>217063568I hope these two get severe cancer and any children in their family do as well.
>>217063902Notice how every soldier killed this series was white and the one black bad soldier guy actually survived his encounter with Vecna. Really makes ya think
>>217064533We never saw the soldier shoot her.Murray blew up the helicopter and saved them. Kali then faked the shot she took with her illusions powers so Hopper thinks she’s dead.
>>217063678Redditors are literally seething that Millie wasn't at the theatre with them. The absolute fucking losers
>>217064515Its doubly retarded because all they really had to do was just go "yeah Wills in the hivemind so he can shield us/ward them off as a solution if they wanted to keep them out of the big battle.
>>217063928jesus christ I made a joke that her ending would be her at the radio tower doing le epic messages to listeners and her girlfriend whilst playing an epic reddit 80s song playing alongside scenes of everyone. Did that actually happen lmao
>>217064373>>217064248>“hurr durr I didn’t know the Byler discourse was happening so that means you’re just some chud imagining it in your mind!”Ha ha, you were so smug and confident.Turns out you’re completely wrong, there is actually a massive Byler community on the internet having a hysterical reaction to the finale and multiple people in this thread have encountered it independently. Ha ha, you’re a stupid person who thinks you’re smart but actually gets things wrong. Ha ha.https://old.reddit.com/r/byler/
>>217064442whatever way you look at it mike's ending is definitely depressing, although that goes for the rest of them as wellyou go from saving the world from a cosmic force to working a 9-5 as a wageslave like everyone else
>>217064570>Kali is alive guys!>she was right behind El like Solid Snake!Kalifags are something else.
>>217064585Millie is too big for them and also has a kid to look after now. Why be so big mad about it?
>>217064011>just doing their job>lol dieJews really keep on conditioning kids to think all this violence is natural lmao
>goyim are people too
I’m sad we never got a Ted/El scene.Or a scene of Ted happy that his son is an alpha male porking the police chief’s hot daughter.“Way to go son.”
>>217064373There's literally one who posts here all the time
>>217064600>jesus christ I made a joke that her ending would be her at the radio tower doing le epic messages to listeners and her girlfriend whilst playing an epic reddit 80s song playing alongside scenes of everyone. Did that actually happen lmaoShe was at the graduation and on top of the station with the rest of the elderly crew
The finale felt like a season finale, not a series finale.
>>217064614>Millie is too big for themYeah who knows when Electric State 2 will start filming
>>217064601>https://old.reddit.com/r/byler/Jesus Christ, what a hive of scum and villainy...
>>217064636This is sad and pathetic.Dudes really thought the whole show was about gay boy loving
>>217064393it's been a while but did will even ever fucking interest with eleven since season 1? I don't remember them ever forming some friendship or anything. Then all of a sudden they're best fwends in s5
>>217064600Her ending is her being a lone lesbian
ONE THING
My name is Wolf and I'm very hard
>>217064662She actually looks nice here. They should have ended up together (if she didn't have stupid dyke scenes).
>>217064521I watched the scene, and they only turned on the sonic canon after they got everyone off the truck. still doesn't make fucking sense how she escaped the soldiers though.
>>217064660They were kinda adoptive siblings for a year after Hopper "died".
>>217064653It's funny that all Bylers are basically just Will fans. None of them actually care about Mike
>>217064570>We never sawI sure as fuck did lmao you blind fucking faggot. He was aimed at her head, fired but got her in the gullet as the result of bomb going off. It's why eleven gave him the personal death. She's dead and so is eleven. Mike will die of loneliness and chronic illness. Cope.
>>217064393I'm pretty sure they're saying his acting is better than Finns flailing in this scene. Which to be fair Schnapp has one acting talent its crying
>>217064570She got shot. If she didn’t get shot, then there’s no reason for her to be useless in the battle against Vecna and no reason to sacrifice herself. I know she wanted to sacrifice herself and 11, but there’s no reason to if 11 is going to survive anyway. In fact, coming along and helping them both escape with illusion powers would be obvious. The wound is definitely real.
>>217064662that face screams "this is fine"
>>217064662Lesbians get what they deserve.
>>217064704>None of them actually care about MikeNo one cares about Mike he's done fuck all post season 1
>>217064690Another anon pointed out that a soldier grabbed her and everything, so both endings make no sense. For a second, I thought maybe 11 was never on the truck in the first place, it was an illusion. But no, she definitely was and got grabbed.
>>217064704They genuinely think his character has no depth, purpose or meaning because he didn’t end up getting fucked in the ass by another man. Gay people need to be kept in cages
>>217064601>Ha ha, you’re a stupid person who thinks you’re smart but actually gets things wrong. Ha ha.>says the guy unironically browsing twitter and le redditKysNot your personal armyGo back
>>217064714He just has the same constipated face he has in every other scene
>>217064622He asked for it ;^)
>>217064764>not your personal armyI never told you to raid the subreddit, I was just showing proof that you were wrong. That’s really stinging you isn’t it? You were sooo smug too. Let’s go back and have another look how smug you were so we can laugh at you some more:>>217064236>>217064373Ha ha, so confidently wrong. Embarrassing. Man you’re lucky this forum is anonymous otherwise you would have no choice to kill yourself after that brutal face plant.
>>217064815You sound really butthurt. There are literally no bylers ITT. Why are you linking reddit? Nobody cares lil bro. Go back.
Blacked
>>217064601Hang on a new I'd seen that link before do you just sit here all day complaining about faghags?
Will Purple Rain hit it off with Zoomers like Running up that Hill?
mike's only anchor to the plot was being eleven's sort of boyfriend, which they forgot in season 3 and 4 and had to bring back to give mike something to doif only there was another 7 episodes
>>217064857No thank God. If I came across Kate Bush in 2022 I'd have hit her with my car in revenge
>>217063817im srprised nobody has made a meme image of this fentanyl babe with a Rambo poster... its just there to grab, someone wuick make it i want on my desk today by 1pm EST.
>>217064855Jesus christ. That's so sad and pathetic. Literally nobody cares but him. Absolutely mindbroken.
2 redditors arguing on a 4chan thread2026's defining moment 2 days in
Felt like S4 was supposed to be the real end of the show but Netflix wanted another season
>>217064857They've already cancelled Prince
>>217064866>which they forgot in season 3 and 4No that's when he's definitely her boyfriend. s5 is when they forgot it for 6 whole episodes I think Finn and Millie must have just refused to film scenes together or something.
>>217064891Some /pol/ schizo chud having a melty over some subreddit lmao
>>217064866Season 5 especially the finale feels like a straight continuation of season one. Which makes sense if you consider 3 and 4 are mostly fillers for Mike's storyline
>>217064905lmao, based Prince
>>217064727cant wait to see his new movie soonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgwpL2trC3w
>>217063883I like the summer feeling of season 3 but the best season is season 1 and it's not even remotely close. I can nitpick it, but the overall way the story is structured is miles ahead of what would follow. There's room to breathe but there's nothing wasted, the characters and their story threads are all appropriately distinct while true to the characterization, the performances are more natural, the plots intersect at appropriate moments with only occasional convenience. It's genuinely good TV.
>>217064897Nope. You’re wrong. Season 4 was the “Empire Strikes Back” or “Infinity War” of the series.The Duffers knew that.
>>217064857No. Running up that Hill gained strength by being used effectively during a pretty cool moment. Purple Rain felt jarring and out of place and actually detracted from the moment and it’s not a very good song.
>>217064570you can still see blood on El's hand after they left the building
>>217064910Ha ha look even other people are posting Byler stuff from X now>>217064905Have you decided on your method of suicide or still workshopping it?
>>217064939damn it looks like garbage
>>217064939I wonder which of the young actors will find the most success after STs. Millie seems to get a lot of hate for some reason and Gaten(Dustin) already had a failed pranks show.
>>217064969>and it’s not a very good song.Kill yourself you fucking tranny faggot
>>217064970
>>217064909Threads implied that Finn prefered Sadie when MBB had a crush on Finn.
What 10 years working for netflix does to people.
>>217064566It was hilarious how white the army was. Netflix is something else.
>>217065000Prince was a poor man’s Michael Jackson.
>>217065014in conclusion, none of the endings make sense. either the Duffers fucked up in their writing, or they have a secret ending that somehow works
>>217064388
>>217064855>you post about Stranger Things on the internet in a LAME way!>you don’t post about Stranger Things on the internet in a COOL way like I do!Nice try faggot, I will never stop exposing your community. Go take your HIV meds and cry into your AIDS quilt
so career wise this guy is easily the most fucked right? imagine him trying to play any other character, the theater would burst into laughter seeing the fucked up stranger things kid
>>217065030tbf she humiliated him first >Matt and Ross are basically kids, so they would always tease us about it: “Hey, Finn, you ready for the kiss?” [Makes kissing noises.] That kind of eased the tension. Once it happened, it was just, whatever. Millie's reaction was the funniest thing I've ever seen on set. We didn't kiss until the first take, and we did it. It was a really good take. They yelled cut. Millie got up and just looked, like, disappointed. Then she yelled out, “Kissing sucks. That sucked.” That's what she said. It was the funniest reaction I've ever seen on a person, because I was her first kiss. I don't know, it was really, really funny.
>>217065129why do his hands betray his face so much?
>>217065114Take your meds schizo. Nobody cares about your Reddit link.
>>217064662you just know she will hook up with steve if things ever fall apart for her
>>217064848Sadie is a lucky girl, that African stallion is filling her yt womb with his African seed every night. Hope she has a safe delivery for the baby!
>>217065129You must be ugly because good looking people never punch now on ugly people. It’s always an ugly person coping like “At least I’m not THAT ugly! Everyone look at this guy and make fun of him instead of me!”
>>217065039Joe Keery won.
https://x.com/i/status/2005275257435738363
>>217065185youre right
>>217065160Except the people who reacted to it each time and also my deeply emotionally invested biographer who just dig through old threads to screenshot it
>>217065129He's set for life. He could do voice acting to stay busy.
>>217065129He can always pull a Joe Pesci or DeVito
>>217064939>Quipfest and lack of sincere fearInto the trash it goes
>>217065145>Then she yelled out, “Kissing sucks. That sucked.” That's what she said. It was the funniest reaction I've ever seen on a person, because I was her first kiss.Ok now I kinda get why she's pissed at him even if she's retarded.
>>217065206You don’t have to be like that, being bitter and nasty and cruel to people just makes you less attractive
I don't understand the Byler meltdown. Like sure these freaks really wanted Will and Mike to fuck and suck and are a bit sad their fantasies didn't come true but in the show it has only ever been a gayboi having unrequited feelings for an oblivious and straight friend who is all about his superpowered gf. At least with Johnlock I couldn't semi-understand because the fag showmakers did engage in "queerbaiting" but this was never a thing with ST.
>>217064970>>217065014It was just her menstrual blood, sweaty. It was the time of the month
>>217063568Thank god this isn't real
>>217065233>then some random terminally online kid said i was not attractive as a cope
>>217065254>mf technically still alive>le ambigious ending for 11>lot of the cast ain't gonna have anything else better to do in a few years>90s if not early 2000s nostalgia>le new generation of holly, derek, and co.Oh they are 100 percent going to do something down the line be it an actual seson 6 or reunion special or whatever the fuck. Sure as shit not the last we've seen of ST because there are shekels to be made. Personally, if they had to continue it any form, ditch all that noise and do a Steve/Dustin buddy cop movie
>>217065216>just do what the boomers did in the current year broDude is a fucking manlet and I don't say it as a dig, kid is talented and deserves roles but roasties made the collective decision to shun manlets. I'm sure he'll have enough money as one of the original 4. I'm sure the original 4 still got the biggest pay cheques.
>>217065166Lesbians aren't real so yes this will happen given it's the 90s she can't have children so easily like lesbians in the current year can
>>217065315>I'm sure the original 4 still got the biggest pay cheques.Lol doubt, it becomes all about the older kids. Could remove any one of the youngers and not notice.
>>217065166Yes, but you also know that Steve will find the right girl before it, kek
i like the part were will taps into vecna when they are all in the abyss because he wants to protect the children. then he proceeds to do literally nothing and just lets vecna do whatever he wants while he watches through his eyes. it's not until moments before vecna's death that he even tries to control vecna's body. and at that point protecting the kids is no longer relevant since the final battle started
Biggest problem for me is the fight with the mind flayer and vecna was so fucking bad that it felt as if it was just a fakeout and midway through the epilogue there will be one last thing they have to deal with.Still feels like that, and that all of the characters don't really have closure as a result.
>>217065284I’ve had sex though. You haven’t even kissed a girl. The actor who plays Dustin fucks and you don’t. And you’re online making fun of his appearance
>>217065340>it becomes all about the older kidsThat doesn't change their contracts, retard. The 4 still got the longest parts of the epilogue for a reason.
>I’ve had sex though. You haven’t even kissed a girl
>>217065166Since she is a lesbian that means she was canonically abused by her father
>>217065384>I’ve had sex though. You haven’t even kissed a girl. The actor who plays Dustin fucks and you don’t. And you’re online making fun of his appearanceYou should try to become a writer for a comedy show
>>217065366I guess the party overlevelled and made the final boss too easy kek
>>217064897S1 was supposed to be the real end of the show.
>>217063568>no Holly's Jolliesdropped
>>217065384>Dustin fucks and you don’tYeah, just like Chris Farley fucked — with prostitutes and cocaine. Rich roasties don't need his pithy cash they can just fire up the onlyscams or instagram account.
Why did every girl wanted to fuck Derek? That was so weird.
>>217065366>military should never have been villains this season but allies because Owens is in charge>the military vs. the demo minions>the party stealth their way into the tree to take on vecna>MF returning is their time to GTFO, that thing can't be beaten but they can flee and close the gate forever>final battle is a mixture of Hawkins and the Upside Down because the Abyss is FUCKING LAME and everyone wanted to actually see Hawkins get invaded en masse by monstersI'll also add that seeing as how Vecna having his reality shattered meant nothing to the story because he didn't contribute to MF's defeat, that means that nonsense was pointless all along and they should have had the characters and audience clear as crystal in s4 that Vecna is Vader and MF is Palpatine
>>217065441>he didn't want to fuck DerekLiar
>>217065441>he doesn't knowLet me guess, you also believe the "fat ugly bastards" are just a meme, right?
Unironically, where did rumors about Sadie and Finn sleeping together come from?
>>217065450>more people died and more carnage was wrought in hawkins in s2/s3 when mf had limited access to our world vs. when a giant massive gate is open across the entire down for 18 months>and this is for the finale season toolol no sense of elevated stakes at all in s5
>>217065424>overleveledDid they start coming out quest too early?
>>217065450>Vecna having his reality shattered meant nothing to the storyBut that's the hook for the next three seasons.
>>217065475>she cute despite being monkee>he hot despite skeksis noseHow do they do it? Legendary. ICONIC.
>>217065450>licks boots
>>217065441Anon, it's fiction. Just like a white girl being interested in a Somalian is fiction. Both are fake and gay and will never happen unless they're being paid because women are whores.
Bravo Duffers
>>217065475them being close or right next to each other in group photos and some photos with just the two of them, pretty much that's it, oh and Millie suddenly not hanging out with Sadie anymore when for a time they looked likes best frens
>>217065539Ebin bravo like pottery this is better than the sopranos fr
>>217065537>Just like a white girl being interested in a Somalian is fiction
>>217063694they have one piece
>>217065642>t.
>>217065539How come they never used that creepy makeup on El again. Now she just looks normal with a nose bleed
Holly's two friends were way hotter than her
>>217065475I started it
>>217063679Derek bros....
>>217065402>>217065419Virgins always have to get abstract and creative when they cope because there’s nothing you can really say to defend it directly
>>217065440>haha I bet he just fucks PROSTITUTESDo you want me to tell you how I know you are a virgin or do you want to figure it out yourself
>>217065181Dude, separate the character from the actor.This is Max were talking about not Sadie
Season 5 of Stranger Things was the gayest thing I've ever seen and I've seen Lemon Party.
>>2170635685 more years of saving the world with the power of friendship, '80s songs, moms, epic slow motion running, crying, and sentimental flashbacks? Sign me up!Jokes aside I would actually watch the shit out of a Steve and Dustin Ghostbusters show
>>217065582It is better than the HBO shows made by Jews that you pretend to laugh at
>>217063959Dios mio..
>>217065748 i habe had sex, you didnt ;^)
>>217064533Let's be real, both options have some massive gaps in logic, she either magically managed to teleport from the truck to the portal after clearly getting caught, or her dead sister manages to come back to life, cloaks her and she shacks up with Bobby Fischer in Iceland with no money, no means of transportation, no identity documents and the entire US government looking for her. Either path is half baked and riddled with holes.
>>217065713The girl in the glasses was a cutie pie but also looked a couple years older than the other kids. Odd casting.
>>217065713Tina > Holly = Holly’s glasses friend > Holly’s other friend > Mrs. Wheeler > Joyce Byers > crippled Max > Max > Robin’s gf > Robin > Rambo Nancy > Eleven > jeet
>>217065713Josh gets HollyHolly’s 2 best friends both get Derek
>>217065938Keep in mind by the time of the graduation in 1989, Holly and her class would be in 7th grade. Same age as Mike and the Party in season 1.
>Timmy on suicide watch
>>217065765I just gave you an example of a famous but fat and unattractive man succumbing to the fate society had sentenced him. Do you think Nicolette Sheridan was busting down his door after filming? Did she care about him beyond working together? No, she was nowhere to be seen when he died in front of a prostitute who, even though he'd paid her, left him to fucking die.
>>217065938The girl with the glasses looked like a young version of Leana Lovings
https://youtu.be/WCgXC3o4heI?si=iIj-z_a5UQ4ncleOWSQK final moments
Steve and Robin should've ended up together. Robin should've been bisexual instead of lesbian.
>>217066081Robin's ending is all girls college Smiths.
they didn't do anything with the military afterwards because the sequel is going to be them and the russians opening up the wormhole againsee you in 5 years!
>>217066112See you till the cartoon.
>>217066027>Jeet not making creepy posts about underage girls challenge:
>>217066133Thats not a derek poster
>>217066038A famous lead actor on one of the most popular shows for teens of all time is absolutely getting pussy from girls who are fans. It doesn’t have to be a literal famous female co-star you autist. If you’re in deniable about this you’re just trying to cope so you can sleep better at night
>>217065778>Jokes aside I would actually watch the shit out of a Steve and Dustin Ghostbusters showWould be so fucking kino
>>217064673Hello Wolf. My name is Millie and I am brown.
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>>217063568Where’s the Stranger Things Telltale/Supermassive story game
>>217066185How is having pity for Dustin's predicament me "trying to sleep better"? I don't sleep well. I take many medications just to get to sleep and also to try quell my catastrophic tinnitus. I had sex years ago back when I was a teenager, like you are now. Sex is the least of my concerns and that's how I know you're a teenager because your world and self-worth still revolves around it. You are the only one coping here and persisting in the delusion that money makes you attractive and can compel someone to care about you.
>>217065778I thought you would say you'd watch the shit out of them fucking
>>217064219Why do you think of whites so much, are you jealous?
>>217064126Nice. Also Will going to gay bars for hookups in the 80's right as the AIDS epidemic was hitting.
>>217063678the most forced group of friends everzero chemistry
>>217064126Will x AIDS?
>>217064962season 1 felt "real"it didnt really feel like i was watching fantasy
>>217063994>you see i drew you as the-
>>217065412Hot
>>217065129He's got the best acting skills out of the main group. He obviously doesn't have the looks to play the main star, but I don't see why he couldn't play supporting character in movies and tv shows. He's actually not that ugly as he used to be as a kid. Looks like an average 5/10 modern muttmerican.
>>217067244Past performance is indicative of future performance. He will get no roles and continue to do voice acting just like the rest of his filmography. Cope and seethe.
