The film stars Sean Kleier (Odd Mom Out) as Chris, Ashley Williams (How I Met Your Mother), as Shanann and Brooke Smith (Bates Motel, Ray Donovan) as FBI agent Tammy Lee. Sony Pictures Television is producing the film for Lifetime.Did they fuck up by not including the chicken nugget barrage? The anal sex? The distance to the moon?
If they had any measure of artistic integrity they’d portray Chris as sympathetic & play into the theory that Shannan killed the kids and he’s simply taking the fall for her.
Anal ONLYChicken nuggets THROWNPushups COMPLETED
why is society and /tv/ obsessed over this particular case?
>>217064809It’s dark, and people are fallen i.e. addicted to the darkness / their own darkness.
>>217064809>>217064836Chris is a former fat guy who married the first somewhat attractive woman that came along. I assume many anons sympathize with him.
>>217064809because it's very very funny
>>217064809There aren't a lot of well documented cases of white guys going nuts like this. When rich or upper middle class people lose it, it's more interesting than ghetto blacks losing it.Hence the popularity of Columbo.
>>217064809They're completely ass-drunk
>>217064809Its absolutely absurd and Watts is definitely one of the dumber people ever to do the whole "family obliterator" thing. It's entertaining because of how incompetent he was with it
>>217064809it's extremely relatable and speaks to the everyman
>>217064851To be fair white people are also the only group that regularly does these mass family murders. Men of most other races just leave. It's the stereotypical white crime up there with bestiality and pedophilia
if a chris watts movie doesn't recreate the actual stranglings, body transport, ladder climb and carry, oil tank splooshes, etc, it's a failure. that whole stretch of a scene could be really dramatic and/or comedic. and then, as soon as he gets back home, the cops and his nosy fucking neighbors are all over the place.
For me, it's the Gabby Petito case. Women truly have no sense of self preservation >"Yeah let me do the van life thing in a van a third the size of what it typically takes for two people with the creepy autist everyone has been telling me is a creepy autist for years"Grim
>"Oh no bro that sucks, like for real? No way. I was just talking to them on fortnite, shit. Oh man its just, God I hope whoever it is, brings em back ya know".
Can't help but notice these Chris watts threads pop up whenever all the other ones get flooded with psychotic retards
>>217064843Exactly. Whatever is left of the lie of the “white picket fence” all-American family, this guy had it and murdered it. No sympathy. Didn’t even blink. He just killed his entire family for freedom and anal sex with some other woman. Killed daughter right in front of his other daughter, threw her in oil and then went back to do the same to the last one, confused as to what was happening and looking to her father for comfort, safety, and peace. If evil is real, it is here. And personally I see the hand of the evil one at the back of all this, twisting the threads of everyone’s darkness. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=R-LJBzVfNZ0&pp=ygUWYm9iIGd5bWxhbiBjaHJpcyB3YXR0cw%3D%3DThe television at roughly 5:15 or so…how coincidental.
>>217064709That's retarded and was immediately disproven tho
>>217064626I rolled my eyes at the attempted cinematic universe set-up.
pretty disgusting to make a movie about this case how money hungry can you get
>>217065255There are people who think the nine year old brother if JonBenet Ramsey raped and killed his sister then staged the entire thing so there's always dumb theories
>>217064809The level of raw documentation. You don’t even need to watch the goyflix documentary, just the bodycam from when the police showed up at his house and a compilation of the Watts’ social media / texts.Its basically the Chis Chan of true crime.
>>217064958if the cops had just arrested her after admitting to assaulting her boyfriend everything could have been avoided
>>217064626His wife actually deserved it thoughbeit
>>217064626Is there really enough material to make a movie out of this?
>>217064709If you saw her neon pink walk in shoe closet you know she was the real villain. >>217064809There is no inordinate obsession over this case. Wine aunties love criminal justice youtube because they're weak and evil.
>>217065261Stayvun will return
>>217065291Always a man's fault isn't it bitch
>>217064851All documented cases of this nature are about white people
Imagine how good her ass game must have been to get a guy to off his entire family for
>>217065270Hollywood is already making movies and tv-series about videogames, ie. they are scraping the bottom of the barrel and will take anything they can get. Not weird that some company would make a movie about a degenerate killer.
>>217065365lol
>>217064809For me it’s the google searches about how to get rid of her body like “where is the nearest volcano?”
>>217064809he’s like an absurdist caricature of the failed normalfag
>>217065365You are stupid and ignorant, but what else can be expected of shitskins.
>>217065371they're making movies about videogames because games are a much larger medium than hollywood. they're riding coattails of a more interesting medium.
>>217065371no scraping the bottom of the barrel is lifetime style movies about crimes in a recent contemporary window
>>217065365>b people are still pretending to be unaware they can't stop killing each other constantly & do every sort of fucked up violent crime 100x more often than even lower case b's>b people get pulled over once and think it's the racism their meemaw warned them aboutWhy are retards like this
>>217065303She was a total vitch. There sre so many videos of her being so passive aggressive and domineering over him but everyonr acts like she was a saint
>>217065355well, he did kill her, but my comment is about the cops letting a woman go after admitting to a crime you faggot retard
>>217065386kek he should have just taken her on a cruise and shoved her off the boat everyones doin' it!
>>217065416That's pretty normal though. Over the years there's been plenty of movies about serial killers and other criminals.
>>217065429I didn't know abotu that stuff but I saw the walk in neon pink shoe closet that was the size of a bedroom and filled with gross ugly shoes I knew she deserved to be raped and tortured to death. I'm glad they're all removed from society including him because he's a massive faggot for being with her.>>217065434r/woooosh!
>>217064809Chris was a bit of a chicken nugget scoon.>>217064843Also this. It's relatable to 4chinpo autists and also fucking hilariously funny how autistic and stupid he is, and the extremely kino way in which he was basically instantly caught. That and his wife being an awful hateful bitch doing the typical American female marriage implosion divorce gibs strategy of making his own children hate him, and him being an ass-drunk /fit/ autist cheating on her, it all just adds another layer of comedy and intrigue.
>>217064626havent we done this thread before
>>217065476r/gobackyoufaggotnigger
>>217065411Eh, Hollywood used to able to come up with better stories, or find a good book to adapt.
>>217065429>oh no my wife is a passive aggressive retard obsessed with facebook like every other normie woman>better murder her and, fuck it while I’m at it I’ll kill the kids tooOnly incels think this way
>>217065494YWNBAW
>>217065386What ab imbecile. Thats incredibly stupid on so many levels
>>217065496did he rape them or something or burn them?>>217065504YWNBAW Unc
>>217065504>she was a bitch.>THAT DOESNT MEAN SHE SHOULD BE MURDERED, CHUDYou live like a bitch you gun' die like a bitch
>Initial release: January 25, 2020Why is the whole thread talking about this movie like it's hasn't even been made yet?
>>217065395Not an argument, timmy.
>>217064836https://www.myinstants.com/en/instant/oh-wa-ah-ah-ah-disturbed-vocal-only-183/
>>217064626Instead of a shitty lifetime movie someone needs to make the slow burn dark hbo miniseries version. first few episodes are the build up to the murders with dramatic yelling arguing scenes (emmy worthy acting), then the murder and investigation
>>217064917>pedophiliaI would post the FBI stats by race, but I don't feel like wasting my time trying to explain per capita to you again, Edgar. That shit is overwhelmingly done by browns, usually within their own families.
>>217065622I’ve already got one cast member locked down.
>>217065365LMAO you actually believe this. 20,000 White women a year lost to you subhumans btw
>>217064958>bitch you live(d) like this?
>>217065274The fact that anyone can read the "ransom" not and not immediately clock the mother as the writer is stunning to me
>>217064731>ducking push up challenge instead of fucking me or whatever ugh!
>>217064917Shit attempt at gaslighting. You should educate yourself.
>>217064626Who's gonna play those kids?
>>217065684>when the cop told her to take a showerPonder the aroma
>>217065678>conveniently skips over the 'of this nature' partYou're a retarded faggot.
>>217065633So is family annihilating and spouse murder and abuse but he knows that first hand. Or he's a self hating troon.
>>217065684cool tattoo! hope you dont die!
>>217064958>>217065684>she was content with this little>her failed normalfag Reddit faggot boyfriend beat her and killed her anywaysSad. This one is infinitely worse than Stayvun or Chris, just senseless.
>>217065303/THREAD
>>217065710b people kill their spouses and family's way more often. No one cares. You're at odds with reality, racist.
>>217064626Will this be the first televised program featuring an assdrunk man? Also who is playing the most important character?
>>217065692His bitch wife was literally the :I pink hair wojak in human form, unreal
>>217065549TRVKE
>>217065710>3x more likely to commit murder than a White man in any scenario>shiet dat don't matter doeThanks for your input Daquarius. Powerful stuff
>>217064626>producing the film for LifetimeDOA
>>217064958>Literally just walk away ha hah ah how is domestic violence real, just close da door lmaoNo but I agree dumb bitch, I went camping once and slept in a car and tent with someone that was getting on my nerves and yeah I was done pretty soon after that.
>>217064843He did chase shanananananan for years tho and she finally gave in
>>217064809My 2 cents:Completely ordinary suburban family man with no history of mischief or violence doesn’t just snap but murders his own little girls in the pursuit of trying to “erase” his old life so he can “start over” with this new anal mistress.
>>217065811>let's move the goalpost No.>seethingGuess your family members better lock their doors
>>217065590You made a statement, just said something stupid and ignorant without anything to back it up. Not that you shitskins are capable of anything else.
>>217064809Because Europeans are low IQ retards who think making the same threads and posts every day is the pinnacle of comedy and yes it's mostly Euro faggots who spam this
>>217065878>it's irrelevant cuz I say it is nuggahCan't argue with that. Carry on then you niggardly rascal
>>217064836>It’s dark, and people are fallen i.e. addicted to the darkness / their own darkness.Much like a FEMALE ASSHOLE
>>217065270Can we get an early life on the producers of this film???? Gr0k???????>>217065274Man that one still freaks me out. I went there in person in 2013 and saw the actual house, it was still up for sale, idk how anyone could live in a neighborhood next to something like this.>>217065281the neighbor's door cam at 4am getting his ass, the retarded cop who was facing such an obvious guilty person but still too retarded to put him in cuffs even with someone being literally like I THINK HE DID IT to him>>217065303wife deserved prison unironically for fraud/scamming idk about death she's annoying, ask me in another thread and I'll say yes though LOL>>217065328There's enough material to make 1,000 4chn threads that get 100+ replies so yeah LOL
>>217065924Europeans have a higher average IQ than most of the world.
>babe, I thought about it and I pulled the trigger on that third mortgage… that’s right! Christmas in Hawaii!!
>>217064809theres just something compelling about it even though its horrific and chris was a retard a story about an unremarable guy who ends up trapped in the "american dream" paying off an ugly mcmansion he cant afford with an ugly wife who does nothing but disrespect him and put him further and further in debt and have to raise daughters who basically just mini versions of his awful wife and he snaps when offered even the smallest glimmer of hope of escape and starting overthen you have all the funny shit like the neighbor, him googling metallica lyrics after murdering his family, the anal mistressi hate true crime shit but its a fascinating story
>>217064809It's /pol/bait to feed femcels who hate men
>>217065344Soon.>>217065365per capita>>217065368She helped, probably?>>217065386Isn't he supposed to be high IQ he should know volcanos make you pass out and die if you get too close or you can't get out once you slide in>>217065429not everyone, plenty of people on youtueb think she's a cunt but it is considered bad taste to speak ill of a dead murder victim woman/mother
>overbearing parents won’t leave me alone!>i know! i’ll beat them to death with a hammer! then i can do whatever i want!>kills parents>throws houseparty with parents bodies still in the house (pic related)>bodies get discovered, he gets life in prison>was old enough to move out btw
he can get all the ass he wants in jail now
>>217064809It’s probably one of the most horrific and evil crimes we’ve had in the last decade, and the perpetrator is bizarrely personable and nonchalant about everything.Like he’s very stupid in a funny way, yes, but most criminals are. Chris is just so relax and laid back about strangling his pregnant wife, smothering his two very young daughters, a brutally shoving them in an oil container. And his reasons for doing so are similarly bizarre. He did it because he wanted to fuck his mistress, and thought no one would ask where his whole family went?It’s just so weird. So fascinatingly weird.
>>217065476that closet was fucked, I've shown my wife it and was like don't turn into this plox>>217065493I made it twice yesterday and had to reformat it w the right pic to get replies, i got zero yesterday i'm not the only person making these threads btw>>217065496dark but i lol'ed>>217065622damn if this was on HBO as a 3 part mini series that would be kino, they got to slander nicole though and work her into it as part of the conspiracy and include JIM too because she told the cops LEAVE JIM ALONE>>217065684So fucking nuts, that's enough space for one person to be homeless in, not two, get a fucking RV or camper. Poorfag dumb bitch.
>>217066119theres something darkly funny about that video of him pretending to search the house with that cop
>>217066119I think it’s pretty clear what his real motivations were. He felt trapped in a shitty marriage, had lots of debt, so he just snapped.
>>217064626>female fbi agentdropped, not watching
>>217066150If you're already poor what's the problem with just getting a divorce? There's nothing for her to take from you. Courts won't make you give basically anything at all in a situation like this in terms of child support.
>>217066085He got a song made about him pic and link relhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2wfIlIadjQthey made a watts song too but it isn't as good HOWEVER froggy fresh made a really dope onelink rel here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZijVdAp3PVA
>>217064958>Women truly have no sense of self preservationthey don't
>>217064809The horrific nature of the crime juxtaposed against all the honest to god hilarious facts of the case make the whole thing so god damn alluring. You have Chris suffocating his 1 toddler as the other watches, asking if shes going to be next which he coldly replies yes and the fact that his wife have a stillbirth while he was choking her to death. Then you have Chris googling how far the moon is, where the nearest volcano is, and the lyrics to a Metallica song.Also the entire thing is so well documented nothing is left to the imagination.
>>217066150His wife I can understand, many people murder their spouse, it’s an unfortunate reality. His daughters make absolutely no fucking sense at all and there’s no way to rationalize it.You don’t snap one day and kill your daughters and the next day act like nothing happened and smile and joke with tv reporters. That’s alien like behavior.
>>217066119Cops know that people usually murder people they know, so his nonchalance was seen through instantly, which makes his dumb obvious lies all the funnier.
>>217066206Chris had a decent job, they were just living beyond their means like plenty of people. If Shannon found out about the mistress, he would’ve been totally fucked in a divorce.
>>217066259I want someone to go deeper and look into Nicole, who Jim is and what they had to do with it. Nicole got away with something bad.>>217065709lol I'm actually very naive to this case but that sounds hilarious>click the image with exactly ONE empty oil drum
>>217066119>It’s probably one of the most horrific and evil crimes we’ve had in the last decadeWhenever this thread pops up no one talks about the horror of anything. It's mostly anons making jokes as the entire case is seen as comedy gold.
>>217064809Enough casual high quality interview footage of the killer after the crime, but before being caught.
>>217066263/tv/ never talks about this case. He’s the more successful version of Chris Watts:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_List_(murderer)
>>217066328teh Tiffany chandelier is how i remember this case lol fuck bro
>>217064809Im more obsessed with the case of the guy that faked his life and then killed his parents when it was exposed all so he could continue to play vidya.
>>217064626They cast LA Knight to play Chris?
>>217066328its not funny when he gets away with it for 15 years
>>217066313I think the horror is implied. These threads are filled with very dark jokes. The case is both horrific and weirdly funny which is probably why /tv/ likes it so much (Reddit loves this case too, as does YouTube and any true crime circle. Chris Watts is one of the most talked about murderers of all time)
>>217066328>>217066387BTK is also fascinating >Serial killer for years>Get away with it>Get away with it so long that people start to actually forget about the serial killings>Get mad about this and threaten to do it again>Get caught because it's not 1975 anymore and everything it traceable/has metadata in it
>>217066279Even if you’re 100% innocent the cops always first suspect the young able bodied male closest to the victim so these guys are always retarded af when they decide to talk instead of just being silent. Even an innocent man could talk his way to death row that way.
>>217066518Theres definitely a part of Dennis Rader that wanted to be caught. Hes such an insane narcissist that it probably ate him up inside that nobody knew he was BTK.
>>217064917Browns are the most molested and raped category that exists, they just don't consider what they're doing to be what it is.>https://psychohistory.com/articles/the-universality-of-incest/>So acceptable is sex between close relatives in India that uncle-niece and cross-cousin marriages were preferred among certain Indian groups.(100) As the old Indian proverb has it, “For a girl to be a virgin at ten years old, she must have neither brothers nor cousin nor father.” These sleeping patterns with relatives who live in common residences continue even after marriage, since husbands are often cold to wives, and sex with the husband’s younger brother is covertly encouraged by the family to give the wife someone to be “close” to.(101) Grandfathers often call the little girls “my little wife,” give them candy and “play the role of an old seducer,” teasing them by saying “Don’t you want to marry me?”(102) >Arab women, of course, are often aware that their spouses prefer having sex with little boys and girls to having sex with them. Their retribution for the men’s pedophilia comes when the girl is about age 6, when the women of the house grab her, pull her thighs apart and cut off her clitoris and sometimes her labia with a razor, thus usually ending her ability to feel sexual pleasure forever.
I think the fascination with this case is primarily because he clearly isn't a psychopath. He just wanted a different woman and nonchalantly decided to murder and cut up his own children to get it. And he did it with very little good thought put into it, like an actual caveperson that just does the first thing that comes to his mind. "uhhh idk, they are gone lmao"
Genuinely spooky.
>>217066527True enough, that's why you don't talk to cops, especially if you're innocent, but that still doesn't change the fact that Chris was the obvious suspect from the beginning.
>>217066263I think the Iron Sheik said the same thing about Chris Benoit. Killing your wife is one thing. Killing your innocent little child with your bare hands? That's another universe of evil.
>>217066567His first letter to the newspaper in decades was pretty funny because he genuinely believed he was a genius for being "guy who killed a bunch of hookers and got away with it" in the easiest decade ever to do so
>>217066579Vgh... we have so much to learn from them
They don’t call it the forbidden fruit for nothing
>>217066655You’re thinking of the green river killer I think. Dennis Rader broke into homes and strangled the victims he had been stalking.
>>217066567He would also recreate the crimes and photograph himself tied up like the victims. When they put the cuffs on him and it all came out I bet he blew the biggest load in his dockers.
>>217066599Honestly the fact that he was caught instantly because Shannan’s friend Nichole didn’t hear from her for 3 hours just feels like some sort of divine intervention to fuck Chris over because what he did was so evil.I don’t care if you believe in god or not, there is some weird shit in this case and this video too is one of the weirdest things.
>>217066678Ah yeah my mistake.
>>217066567100% yes. He clearly wanted the notoriety probably more than he actually enjoyed killing
>just turned 30 a few days ago>only a few days away from their first year wedding anniversaryWas that the catalyst for picrel? Maybe he thought it would never be that good ever again. Everlong
>>217066694It was evil forced upon him by society. Not everyone can remain pure when pelted by nuggies
>>217066694Nah... it is a story as old as the 1980s. Big dumb ape wants to run off with his butt princess, so he barrels up his problems and leaves them in his wake, only to be thwarted by his neighbor the plumber... it is a classic donkey kong arcade scenario.
>>217064809cautionary tale about dangers of anal sex
>>217066770Holy guacamole that's epic
>>217066767sometimes the tenders are not tender at all.
>>217066767
>>217066678Ridgway would have kept fucking & killing hookers up until the day he died if it weren’t for DNA evidence. He killed so many even he has a hard time remembering where all the bodies are. They tacked 49 onto him, he’s confessed to nearly 100 and he’s admitted it’s probably more.Dude was an absolute nonstop grinder.
>>217066812I actually heard rumors he wasn't going to go through with it, but when he was posting anonymously online about his problems someone said he was chicken
>>217066694not really, it sounds like Shannan was high maintenance and she also had a high maintenance busybody friend who was insufferable to be around. obviously it turned out to be a good thing because it lead to him being caught, but everything i hear about Shannan and her friends makes me thing that *I* probably would have killed her too if i had to be married to that.
>>217066808it is true... the game could be retitled "the chris watts story" and be released today.
>>217066837have you seen his recent prison pics? He had the boot, ball, bell and bone shapes tattood on his knuckles.
>>217066770>classic donkey kong arcade scenario.kek
>>217066470Has anyone tried to write to Watts? I had a thread printed out but realized the guards would just throw it in the trash. I had sent one of my friends in a fed prison some stamps and they threw those out too.>>217066518got caught copying that floppy, don't copy that floppy!>find exactly TWO empty oil containers
>>217065411>>217065497I remember when they used to make video games about movies. Not the other way around.
>>217066694>didn’t hear from her for 3 hoursShannan was supposed to get a ride to her OBGYN that morning for a prenatal checkup. Shannan was also diabetic (the I need a sugar pill every two hours kind, not the lazy fat fuck kind) which caused her friend to think she had passed out from hypoglycemic shock, hence all the urgency and why she was begging the cop to kick the door in before Chris got home.
>>217066567>hey cops, if I send in this floppy disk can you trace it back to me?>ummm no, send it in *actually believes them*
