How do I avoid Bloatmaxxing like Jesse did?
Do everything you possibly can to not get older. You could start today
>>217066916Take ozempic
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>>217066916Don't get druk
>>217067045he's not fat thought, hes just all bloated...
>>217066916No alcohol
>>217066916Don’t get cornered by the pizza rapist
>>217066916Stop drinking alcohol like a pig.
Lots of people that are moderately successful just get fat because they lack self-discipline and live in the suburbs. It's not about hitting your 30s. I am 35 and I look better than I did in most of my 20s.
>>217066916I'll be 30 soon and i'm starting to look kind of bloated like that too, it sucks. I really don't want to exercise and diet more than i do
>>217066916A high pussy low fat diet
>>217066916>>217067106>>217067116Low carb diet + cardio
>>217067383Fat makes you fat
>>217066916>hallucinates his dead gf>it's the white one not the more recent latina gfWhat did they mean by this?
>>217066916More proteins and veggies and less refined carbs As little alcohol as possibleLess car riding and more walking
>>217066916ExerciseGet enough sleepStay hydratedAvoid eating trashy and/or processed foodIt's basically that easy..
>>217067502A friends dad used to get gout and it was extremely painful for him
>>217067502>that person experienced something nobody else experienced>must be the diet
>>217067561>What did they mean by this?Jew pussy is better than brown pussy
>>217067739for you
>>217067759Kristen isn't jewish tho
>>217067383>Low carb diet Fad from 2017. The new meme is high protein, get with the times unc.
>>217067561I think they wanted to do something with the latina but she turned out to be a meth head irl and was in rehab or something, go figure.
>>217067823youre a retard
>>217067046From where is picrel?
>>217067792She is in the show. Her dad is a landlord.
>>217068139korean slop, Miss Granny
>>217066916Don't drink alcohol and get lots of sleep.
>>217068918I can control the first but not the second, I think Ive averaged 4 hours of sleep last month.
>>217068955stop drinking coffee dude, that's not normal
>>217067383Yeah, this really works. I dropped like 7kg in 3-4 months (from 75 to 68).
>>217069216>fat people can't interact with discussions of food in any way except "THIS MADE ME GAIN/LOSE WEIGHT"my least favorite meme
>>217067082>>217067107>>217067383>>217068918Its literally theseAlcohol will always give you fat bloat face
>>217067823it's the same thing you fucking retard keto was always high protein with fats for energy
>>217067079Avoid a high sodium diet. Excess sodium causes fluid retention
>>217067561The latina was a rebound
>>217066916I know they didn't really concern themselves with visual continuity and the shows were better for it, but it was still weird how they didn't even try to make him look younger for the flashbacks in El Camino
>>217068801They have Greek surnames (Margolis)
>>217069845The entire thing felt so fucking cheap looking like it was made in one afternoon. Todd's actor didn't even bother to lose weight and looks completely fucking out of place
>>217066948My now on off girlfriend who I barely see is a bit older than me.I tried giving her the comfy life and all the easiest ways possible to maintain her youth. Instead she drinks everynight, beer, vapes at the literal same time, when she didn't even smoke, never eats and when she does its garbage. I would find stuff like steaks etc I'd buy her still in the fridge out of date, she eats goverment meds on and off and washes them down the the beer and vaping. Shes not started to get fillers and vape stuff thinking its the easier way. She's getting visibly older by the day and her body is disgusting.
>>217066916When he showed up in BCS I was really confused because I literally didn't realise it was supposed to be Jesse. I thought it was some weird bit where they got a fake Walt and Jesse
>>217067107it's thisI'm within 10 pounds of my pre-COVID weight but I started drinking heavily during lockdown and never really stoppedmy face has bloated up and I look terrible compared to 5 years agolet's see how long into 2026 we can go without a drink, I did two months in 2025 and felt measurably better
>>217069845>>217069882I was super excited for the movie and it straight up just felt like an extra episode of the show, like a TV movie that's was hyped as an event but was later just bundled into the box set, like Burn Notice The Fall of Sam Axe
To all my fat faced alcoholic anons, white claws are your friend
>>217066948Now it's time to guess! Is this a :>healthy living motivation postor>a suicide joke30 seconds on the clock!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3lLYOGDsts
>>217070035Its vodka or nothing. All that fizzy shit makes you bloated like a woman.
>>217070035now why is that? I don't drink beer but most of my alcohol comes from bourbon. is it because seltzers are basically just vodka sodas with flavor?
>>217070093>>217070116dont listen to that retard. Inflammatory garbage is inflammatory garbage, dont drink it
Just lose weight.
>>217070356All alcohol is inflammatory retard
>>217070410thats what im saying retard,
>>217070035Is it really alcohol bloat?
>>217067561Trauma has fucked with his brain. Even though Andrea was a single mom she was still leagues better than the druggy girlfriend who was using him to get a ton of cash and run away from her responsible dadWalt was right, had Jesse kept the money and Jane lived they'd both be dead in less than a week. But then again Jesse also looks up to Mike who wanted to kill him off for quite a while so yeah drugs and trauma fuck you up real bad
>>217066916>Actors who play methheads age gracefully>Maya… oof!
>>217069889>vapesvaping is just nicotine, it's not harmful just a stimulant like caffeine> never eats and when she does its garbagecalories in, calories out. the food doesn't really matter it's more about how much you need to survive, though there are nutrients our body does not produce or get from a typical diet, a simple multivitamin daily could go a long way, also fish oil is a big one people should take.the single thing that's ruining her is the alcohol, her liver is probably not having a great time, cutting it either down or out completely will have an incredible impact on her appearance.
>>217066916no smoking no alcohol no drugs, stay lean (eat at a slight caloric deficit) stay active, dont have to be psychotic about it but you want to maintain muscle mass, and take care of your skin, moisturize, retinol, sunscreen avoiding too much sun etc
>>217070730peak dunning krueger post
>>217070840happy to hear anything you think is wrong with this.
>>217070920>vaping is just nicotineIt's extremely inflammatory and the vasoconstriction is worse than caffeine. Just look at a before and after pic of the skin from vaping vs. quitting.>the food doesn't really matterInflammation from chemicals, excess sugar and other bullshit in processed food, fluid retention and high BP from excess sodium and lack of potassium, collagen from meat/eggs, antioxidants from fruit/vegThis is just the shit I can think of off the top of my head. All of these are important for skin health and what you eat matters a great deal.
>>217067792Yes she is
>>217070730jesus christ, how can you be so confidently wrong
>>217071291incredible counterpoint
>>217066916Lift weights, do cardio a few times a week and watch your diet on the weekdays.
>>217071332you seem to be under the impression vape juice is just pure liquid nicotinethat's peak tard
>>217067079Some people just store a disproportionate amount of weight in their face, probably worsened by age.
>>217071431yes please share with the rest of the board the incredibly harmful chemicals in vape juice and your peer reviewed studies with actual sample sizes that show how debilitating the one other ingredient is.
>>217068955Try to get 10k steps a day, see if it helps.
>>217071514>the one other ingredient
>>217066916Alcohol and some sugars will do that.
>>217070730Calories in and calories out is almost 15 years dated, the foods you eat are absolutely important
>>217071694That’s about 1 hour of walking a day. But getting up to shit counts
>>217067502gormless gout gamer
>>217067561Jesse's true love was Jane. Aside from the relapsing, Jane was pretty cool with Jesse. Unlike Andrea who couldn't take a single joke like every latina.
>>217066916No processed foods and sugary drinks. Consume lots of antioxidants.
>>217067079Same happened to Di Caprio. HIS face became huge o_O
>>217067561The latina actress that played Andrea looks terrible
