Jeffrey Coombs EditionPreviously on /trek/: >>217057319
star trek sex with shran
Nutrek is gay.
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>>217069238jeff coomb bleobrd
>>217069314Careful, now, careful! You don't want to upset anyone.We must be very careful in /trek/ now. Very careful, Ned.
>>217069341Damn you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rM8GbQQNH2o
/trek/ used to be an oasis.
>>217069384they both fucking suck. it's like saying a turd that floats is better than one that sinks.
>>217069314is this image real
>>217069397>they both fucking suckKlingon dick
>>217069397WHY are you gay?
>>217069384>>217069397You can fix DS9 completely by gender swapping Dax and Bashir.Think about it.>the only time Dax was good was when Rene played Kurzon>suddenly, Dax and Sisko's friendship feels organic and meaningful>Bashir's character doesn't suffer at all for being female, actually makes the Garak relationship more interesting>ejects homo shippers from the fanbase
Let's settle this.
How are you guys solving these asshole captchas so fast?
>>217069488>Klingons and Romulans = Beta>even though it's said 1000 times in DS9 they're Alpha
>>217069486but then we lose O'Brien/Bashir broship and I'm not willing to give that up. Dax could be fixed by casting an actually good actor.
>>217069486I will do this with AI.
>>217069514TOS fans are more intelligent than you I guess.
>>217069486Blame Dax (the symbiont) for picking a bimbo as his next host
>>217069546>turns out the Dax symbiote is just an old pervert who switches between weird old perverts and bimbo hosts continuously on rotation
enterprise s03 is fucking amazing, obliterates voy*ger to ashes
>>217069534;____;
>>217069581If you watch TOS, you will be able to solve them faster.Reject Shatner and be blessed with his longevity.
>>217069331God, I wish that were me. Imagine sniffing Troi's chair, haha
have you ever met a nutrekker?I'm curious what the people who enjoy STD and SNW are actually like Dare I say there could even be Section 31 and Starfleet Academy fans out there. You never know.
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>>217069581Would you consider doing a livestream with some toys for 10k?
Everyone shits on TOS for hammy acting then turn around & love the Wrath of Khan where Shatner & Montalban do nothing but hammy act to each other via screen. No more excuses, go watch the show.
>>217069603My retro sci-fi series is 0079 and I regret nothing.
Enterprise is racist. I'm watching the S4 eps about the augments and when all of them go to the facility to get the embryos they leave the two proud african american augments on the ship.
>>217069610In my experience the people who "enjoy" NuTrek are people who just watch streamslop every single night. They don't actually care about Trek or watch the older stuff, it's just whatever new slop that gets put on their top page
>>217069683they would probably equally enjoy keys being jangled in their face
>>217069683Frankly, if you're subscribed to a streaming service in 2026, you should do a core level reassess.
>>217069701jej
>>217069714how could anyone do that>Apple TV if you want your Severance and Pluribus>Netflix if you want your 90s shit >Max if you want the newest blockbuster tv series>Paramount, Disney+, Amazon PrimeWhat are you spending per month if you want it all? $2-300? and what did cable cost back in the day boomerbros? fucking insanity. and then if you're a sports fan you get double fucked
>>217069802I'm spending nothing because I pirate everything.
>>217069610Only once - kind of. An American girl (I'm a bong), and it was when STD had just come out. I don't think she was that into it, though - I think she was doing a female version of negging, because she knew I hated it. Fun, but not quite my type... If she'd stuck around we might have fucked/I might have fucked some sense into her.Other than that, no, never. I think they essentially don't exist.
>>217069837I don't often side with BF but here, she's on point.
>>217069837but that's illegal
>>217069895Indeed it is.
>>217069895So is smoking weed and I do that all the time too.
>>217069964you can't get that from a replicator
>>217069964Don't they execute you if you smoke weed in Japan?I know they chopped off Paul McCartney's hands or something for it
>>217069994You can get Bhutanese shadow grass from a replicator.
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>>217070016no you're confusing Japan with Singapore
>>217070128They put a Beatle in jail for weed and Japan has some of the strictest anti-drug laws in the world. I was using hyperbole but I'm pretty sure the penalties are stiff as fuck.
>>217070155Conjecture and guesswork, is this all you have to offer?
>>217070180>ask a person who lives in Japan if weed penalties are strict there>...uhhh conjecture and guesswork!Did you smoke some bad granola this morning, Herbert? The hell are you talking about?
>>217070204You're dismissed.
Does someone have a list of the filler episodes of Next Generation?
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what the hell am i watching
>>217070270A pretty based midget character actor to be honest senpai
>>217070247Yeah right here
>>217070270>>217070302Season 3 was such a clusterfuck it's not even funny All Our Yesterdays is absolute kino though
>>217070347>tfw can tell what season it is instantly by Kirk or Scotty's sideburnsThey really relaxed sideburn codes as the show went on
Uhhhh is this Japan or Singapore?
>>217070396You're not actually smoking weed in Japan, surely. That's risky business and I'm not talking about Tom Cruise.
>>217070476is that an 8472 or...?
how did the borg beginwho was species 1
>>217070347that, The Empath and Is There in Truth No Beauty? are all top tier episodes for me.
>>217070546>The EmpathDeForest Kelley's favouriteShatner and Nimoy's was Devil in the Dark
>32 posts deletedjust what the hell happened here?
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>>217070745Why does he always wait until the thread hits bump limit to start deleting half the thread, so it doesn't fall off the board?
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How did we come to this?
>>217070847I'm fuckin around in a sandbox on second life right now and it looks like I can export all my starship rooms and files and maybe print themit's mostly modular stuff like chairs, consoles, and corridor parts so I might be able to break away walls to move the camera aroundI wonder if there's a way to print my SL avatar or print crew members
>>217071127I'm going to request images of this.
>>217071193I'm waiting for the first wave of nacelle's figures to ship so I know what scale to print things at but yeahthere will be picturesso far I only have this holodeck arch and a Ro
>>217071270lighting is on point.
>>217071355thanksI made another one I'll use as Dixon Hill's office with tiny buildings behind a window and mirrors on either side to create an infinite reflectionplanning on making something similar with a window looking out at a space station and a bunch of tiny ships flying around, and mirrors to extend everythingnext project is figuring out a transporter room with the same mirror trick magicians use to make planes and elephants disappear, like the old playmates set that came out in the 90's
>>217071552Those are out of universe.
>>217071594well I'd love to be posting nacelle's new trek toys but they all melted in a transporter accident and we have to wait until february-ish
INGONYAAAAAMAEGAMA LAYO LINGU MAQUIS
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>>217071918That'll be all.
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>>217071965why are there so many doors in the background
>>217072006>what are closets
>>217072042You would know, since you are in one.
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>>217072042I will never understand the whole crucify toys to the wall aestheticmixed style shelvesat least there aren't a bunch of doors everywhere
I had to drop Enterprise. I can't suspend my disbelief that a total Stacy would give up the cock carousel to join starfleet in the early years.
>>217072325>I had to drop Enterprise.You can't, it's a core iteration.
>>217072256It's over.
>>217072256Funny, I will never understand the whole grown man buying toys aesthetic
>>217072572>I will never understand grown man doing what they want with his lifeBecause you are a woman.
When did trek come to an end?
who's the doors of star trek?
Plots that just plateau with boring endings.
>>217072736When JJ Abrams and his subhumans from Bad Robot laid their eyes on it.
>>217072566He was in the pool.
>>217072767Star Trek Voyager is absolutely identical to TNG in terms of episodic construction. Largely the same writers with a few additions and subtractions, same creative leads in Berman, Piller, and Jeri Taylor that had creative input on TNG.None of the writers who also wrote for TNG are thinking "Boy, this is Voyager, so we better change how this episode ends and let the plot plateau boringly." No, their approach to writing was exactly the same as a TNG episode, just with the lost in space scarcity gimmick showing up every now and then (though never strictly adhered to).You might find the characters boring or uninteresting or the cast less charming than other shows. That is a more valid complaint.
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I don't know exactly what will happen when Academy hits streaming but it will be big.
>>217073121Truth
>>217072598>I don't understand how wanting some things is bad once you become mature Go consoom your Funko pops, trash
>>217073694unlike camping in a mature star trek general on a tibetan basket weaving forum, right?
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>>217073770Correct.
>>217073793Does this guy ever shut up?
>>217073694>>217073770That's enough.
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