Here's your sex robot, bro.
Great, now where's my sex brobot?
but I ordered a switch 2....
>>217069620ThanksGonna spend like 2 weeks in my goon cave with it now
>>217069620Thanks bro!
>be 31 year old virgin>friend is 34 and his girlfriend at the time is 25>he abuses her and makes her work, cook and clean>eating lunch with him one day and he mentions how bored he is of his girlfriend and wants to leave her, tells me the sex isn't worth dealing with a person he hates>can't even understand why he would hate a woman who takes care of him, cooks, cleans and pays bills>he dumps her and buys 2 anime sex dolls>she even cheats on her new boyfriend with himI hate women so much it's unreal.
>>217069635Say no more
veiled soapy thread
Whose ready for some Refn ki… Oh no…
>>217070032tick tick boomwallbomb
SOAAAPPPPYYY
I prefer this model
>>217070487babushka'd
>>217069620thanks bro
>>217070708What type of fupa is this?
>>217070803The lipo kind
>>217070487stop
>>217070708mommy
>>217070708Disgusting.
>>217069751your buddy is a bad guy
>>217069620clicks mute button...
>>217069620Is this movie any good or just a meme? The premise sounds interesting.
>>217071985every movie with a robot girl is good
>>217070708The Fuckslut 4000? Holy shit broThat costs as much as a fully loaded Camaro and it's more fun to drive.
>>217071081Bro, are you gay??
>>217071985It's fun.
>>217069751If you interact with a woman long enough for her to form an image of you, and she's not attracted to you, there's nothing you can do about it. If you interact with a woman long enough for her to form an image of you, and she is attracted to you, there's nothing she can do about it. It's usually under a minute
>>217071627For you
>>217070708Realistically how would you have survived in this situation?
>>217069620It's got a glaring lip defect, take this shit back or give me a refund.
>>217071985It's totally average slop. If you want something decently fun but totally forgettable you can put it on. It's only 90 minutes so it doesn't feel like a waste of time even if you don't love it.
>>217073345I've never seen the movie
>>217071985sophie
>>217073345Keep fucking till I bust multiple hot ropes deep in that technogash.I don't have to perform and spend hours turning her into a sobbing broken pile of fresh fucked bitch. I can just slam fuck her till I bust and order her to go make me a sammich.
>>217071985It's good
We need special assessment boards in place to make sure all sex robots look older than 21 to prevent pedos making them
fyi, buying a pocket pussy or fleshlight or whatever is the greatest money you will ever spend if you plan on masturbating more than 50 times in the rest of your life.
>>217071985just watch it and never take /tv/s opinions on a movie or tv show seriously. if the premise sounds interesting that should be enough to give it a shot
>>217069620Give me a Hazel Moore sexbot and I'll be a compliant little goy
>>217074420Nice choice
>>217069640In 2036 a sex robot will be included in every consumption media purchase so you chuds would breed and produce more goy chudlets, and no you cant deny or refuse that bonus
>>217071985You'll end up liking it more than you think you will
>>217069620>here's the same thread, bro
>>217070708I prefer this oneThe superior sexbot movie
>>217075550She was perfect. It was always the humans that let her down every step of the way.
>>217074268I tend to wreck those things, even if I can fit into them(once size fits all my left nut, 75 bucks down the drain)
>>217074296I only recently realized that she's the girl from Book of Boba Fett.
>>217075614She's not even a robot unless you think Alex Murphy is a robot
>>217071627he dumped a cheater and dodged a bullet
>>217075743her willingness to change her style when the role calls for it makes her stand out. she's in Heretic too and looks pretty different with that hairstyle
>>217075855 Open the doorGet on the floor
>>217069620utterly implausable that a man could own that and be unsatisfied with his lot in life.
>>217069620you will have to share her with your comrades. did you really think you'd be able to afford your own?https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iUOHOtbIWhg
>>217071985it's a movie for iphone users. whoever wrote it has only a very surface level familiarity with technology. it's still fun for one watch.
>>217074268The good ones are way too loud
>>217071985It's trash but it has Soapy so you should watch it.
I ordered the vampire model
>>217075933She's 100% a robot. She's just programmed with Meredith's memories which is why she keeps running away eventually.
>>217069620Can I get one in the redhead from Mad Men?
>I … am not… BOGGED!!!!!!!!! *uses telekinesis to throw everything across the room*
>>217070708>too old>tits too big>obvious plastic surgery>too much makeup>visible abs>black hair>brown eyes>ugly black undergarments just not my type, i dont like old whores
There does not exist an anon who can watch this entire video while maintaining eye contact.
>>217069620What even is this movie? Is it about a guy that buys a sexbot and then lives happily ever after? Lol
>>217069620Sex robot? I specifically ordered a Cleaning robot. I hope Amazon can exchange it.
I'll wait for the two billion model
>>217069751Why couldn't she cheat on them with you? You were definitely in need.
>>217079077No shit, I have to avert my eyes every 0.3 seconds to read the fucking subtitles.
>>217079253That's okay, not everyone can afford the ten billion Soapy model.
>>217070708I told you Megan Fox is a tranny you can literally see her penis sticking out of her thigh
>>217079077Is her lip from a botched injection or is it just like that?
>>217078230>Alice Cullen
>>217079077Her lips and teeth are fucked. She should be ashamed of that.
>>217079702tuck level S+
>>217079196That would be good.
why do robots pet moneydoes she think the money is a cat
>>217079454>>217080661why are women so cute?
>>217080661she's showing respect to her fellow inanimate object
>>217080661cute little butt
>>217080740We would have killed them all if they weren't
A toast! To Sophie Thatcher and /tv/!
>>217070487not like this
>>217081098Don't drink and ride electric scooters
>>217081098videos you can smell
>>217078875AI?
>>217069620I'd ask for a refund cuz of the fucked up teeth
>>217069635oh, those have been around for ages. Go to your local pawn shop, you’ll have to ask for it by the “street name”. Just ask them for a “gun”. Make sure to get the batteries for it. They take a special kind (“bullets”). Then go home, and use it on yourself.>>217069620if there was a sexbot for sale like that, they wouldn’t be able to keep them on a shelf OP. I imagine society would collapse, because every man in the world stopped leaving his house/apartment/room.
