>get the secret traitor outGet in here, lads. Who do we think the secret traitor is? Personally, I think it's /ourgirl/ Jade.
I like the secret traitor twist as it allows the audience to participate in the traitors pretty much. Cause I know a few people who always say they'd prefer the traitors to be secret to the audience too so they can guess along. But then others like to know the traitors so they can root for them and see how they decide stuff. So this twist is kind of the best of both worlds.
>>217070680>Personally, I think it's /ourgirl/ Jade.No doubt
>>217070737The problem is, the faithful act so retardedly that often you wouldn't be able to tell without the show directly telling us who is and isn't. It'd get boring if we couldn't see the BTS with the traitors scheming. >>217070762She was having a fullblown meltdown after the roundtable.
gentlemen, one of the contestant's old Instagram handles has been leaked, and if I'm quite honest I'm a bit flummoxed. @headstandmatty if you want to peruse
>>217070680Happy my taxes go on Alan Carr and Amanda Holden renovating a villa in Greece they will presumably sell for 10x the profit.
Joe's gonna be on Uncloaked. My fave Traitors thread moment is still the thread going ballistic after Nick threw Joe under the bus after the faithfuls were so close to winning.
>>217070837>ed makes minor joke to which Joe ends up beating the shit out of him in front of a live audienceKino.
>>217070791Yeah I agree it's why I prefer it this way, as just a cheeky season twist. So we get to join in with the guessing, while still seeing regular Traitors plotting. I wouldn't want it to be an every season thing though.
Hope Maz is murdered. Twat needs go back work(ing from home doing fuck all - can’t wait for total civil service to job centre)
>>217070762You just KNOW.
>he's a bit of a cheeky pakiI beg your pardon, Hugo?
>>217070883Based Hugo
>>217070791>>217070870The show wouldn't be at all engaging if you didn't know who the Traitors were.
Evening gentlemen
>>217070875Bosh.
>>217070917@girlcock put her in a micro bikini
Has that "I have a stutter girl" stuttered once after her introduction?
The episode is on at 7:45 tomorrow just to let you know.
>>217070955Bumped up to Saturday now eh
Who convinced her to wear a sweater?
>Roxy and Jade side by sideBueno...
>>217070946She stuttered a little bit after the round table but not a lot. Defo putting it on, the little benefit cheat.
>>217070762please continue posting throughout the episode
Deep loathing for Stephen. I would even be able to look at him if in the same room
Ross's complete look of panic on hearing his name lmao
>>217070975>ywn experience them telling you to stop staring at them
>>217070680I love how being honest to your fellow faithfuls opens up nonstop suspicion. >>217070972I think it's only for this week.
>Annoying twat still inFUCK
>Maz survivesAngrily worded letter to 10 Downing Street incoming. How the hell this guy’s annual leave got approved
Need a collage of Ross's faces from this breakfast
>James on the cuck table
>>217071019The best tactic early on is to shut up. Works on the apprentice too
>>217071043Likely a term time working arrangement given his many children, I.e. he has school holidays off and only works when the kids are in
I know a bloke with the same facial structure as Ross. Cunt's got a smile like he's about to eat you.
He keeps digging a fucking hole doesn't he
>>217071043It's okay, there were no grooming gangs to cover up during the fortnight of filming.
>>217071077Venom phrenology
Sad that the exotic milf has gone
>cheeky touch of Jade's arseCunt thought the cameras wouldn't see.
Right I’m on team Hugo. Bet he’s a great laugh at the pub
So there's going to be racism cries on xitter again isn't there? Black woman murdered first and Black guy going to be banished
>>217071114Rachel's still there though lad
>>217071154He probably lets off violent drill rappers on grounds of creative expression.
I've got a sneaking suspicion this season is going to get particularly vile. Splendid
>we got along very well but I voted for Ross simply because he’s black
>>217071208Claudia was hyping that up in the press a couple days ago. S3 already saw some people getting actively nastier than the first two, wouldn't be surprised if that's an upward trend as the show goes on.
>>217071208Celeb edition was so shit because they were all buddies outside of the show. Strangers going against each other makes intriguing telly.
>>217071208Which has been the most toxic season so far?
>>217071241First was pretty intense. Especially when that bitter bald faggot started lashing out at the handsome autist over literally nothing.
>>217071241Season 2 and 3 had moments. 2 with the girl telling the winner to fuck off. 3 with the girl voting off Alexander because he was rich
Fiona is gunning for every ethnic
>missionZzzzzzz
>>217071235As more seasons happen, more people learn various tactics, learn what works and what doesn't.
Jade>POWER GAPRoxyEllieRachelJessie>POWER GAPNettyFionaHarrietJudyAmanda
>>217071261You also had the weird retard dating the girl who was leading on the skater boy. That was pretty toxic. Wonder if she ended up leaving him for ruining their chances of winning.
>>217071286Whoops forgot to include Hugo at the top lol
>>217071240The voting was so targeted too, all the less famous ones out first and everyone else kissed the more famous one's arses and were too scared to vote for them, hence why Wossy managed to get through for so long. And if someone voted Stephen Fry or something they'd have to do like 5 mins of arse kissing apologies beforehand.
Roxy over Ellie is insane.
>>217071316>everyone calling Stephen Fry a genius every time they spoke about him>he was completely clueless the entire game
Hugo and Maz really are the only men not coming across as gay
>>217071353I personally liked the historian who was a complete detriment and personality vacuum the entire time. If they had got rid of him day 1 it would have been way different
>>217071353All the "smart" ones got completely btfo that series
>>217071362The indie looking bloke seems alright, and straight.
>Where's the chivalry?Rachel you're literally a fucking Traitor, why would you care about the shield?
Powerful
>>217071404When they had him on Uncloaked they revealed all of his guesses were incorrect. There was definitely a misconception of "Oh they're book smart so they'll be good at this game" even though the game is a lot more about deduction and people skills, which they sorely lack.
>>217071426Added to my Timmy folder
Elegant
>>217071426>the British social contract
>>217071470It's a nice jacket tbf
Plot twist : there is no secret traitor until the semi final when one player is told that’s what they are
What phenotype is Faraaz?
That lad looks like lingard
>>217071592Islam
Get Fiona in her thong swimwear
>>217071592Generic third generation middle eastern
I hope we get to see Ellie in some skimpy outfits this season.
>gaming has made me super-analytical>my favourite game is The Sims
Hate Amanda tbf
Roxy has a proper northerner face
>Of course she did.Starting to think Amanda might provide some reality kino, if they keep her around.
Did that just fuck up for anyone else or is it my signal?
Reminder of analytical Jade's fave games:>The Sims>Stardew Valley>Animal Crossing
>gaming is my super powerFucking hell.
>>217071729She was actually born in Amsterdam
>>217071748Did for me too
>>217071748Same for me. I’m on old fashioned bbc1
>>217071748Mine messed up as well, mate. Thought it was just me.
>>217071754Spoken like a genuine sperg
>>217071748Oh good, thought it were just me.
>>217071783Shut up!
>>217071749Errr she said Resident Evil!?
>>217071764Weed baby.
Yeah this gonna be a fucking NASTY season>>217071749>>217071802Item box management means you're great at people skills.
Feed didn’t fuck up they purposely messed it up so Jade didn’t say “gamer” live on tv
James looks like he dresses like a fag in order to pick up tarts from Goldsm art uni.
this is such a womans show>yapping and lying
Amanda is clearly the secret traitor, yes?
Were I at the roundtable, I would simply vote Claudia for eviction. Henceforth nobody would ever suspect me, the based retard
>>217071842Nah it's good crack
>i'm a oondred perscent faithful
>>217071885I'm voting for yerself, Anon
Hugo defo supports refugee NGOs and opens the borders for raping third worlders. Smarmy prick.
keks if they get the secret traitor on the first round table
3 white traitors so probably a BAME super traitor
>Ross doing the Homer Simpson stepping back into the hedge play
One of them should come out and say there’s typically 3 traitors and there are 16 of us at this early in the game it’s a shot in the dark
LEAVE JADE ALONE
>>217071920this would be my strategy going inonly one woman as well
>>217071941She's kinda annoying and not as fit as Ellie.
>>217071962no
>>217071962Nobody fancies her except for you
Let’s just banish Trisha she’s boring
This is gonna be a season where they genuinely dislike each other
Jade is so Warwick university, can just imagine the Oxbridge interview she fucked up by being too quiet and wooden
STOP PICKING ON JADE YOU TWATS!
>>217071996I'm a man of partrician taste, it seems.
>>217071962Who? Jade is the only fit one, have no idea what the other women are called as they're irrelevant
>>217071938That wouldn't change anything. You still have to vote someone out. Might as well feel righteous and justified about it.
>>217072008Bet she couldn't even get into Durham KWAB
>>217072020The bimbo psycologist.>>217072007Apart from Ross everyone seems like they have no time for anyone else. No chemistry or charisma.
>>217072009I bet she’s shit at RE. Never done a knife only run
Kill that lesbo now
>>217072013She’s ogreish
Looks like it's Judy then
Personally I got an E in RE
She forgot that she has a stammer, it seems.
>>217072104Knew it was fake
>>217072094You only played it once?
>>217072007100%, this is the 'Traitors didn't learn from Caroline Flack' season before the mental elf stops it all. Enjoy while you can fellas
How do they all get so convinced? Sheep I tell you
Should have known Judy was going when they shot their wad early with the mother/daughter reveal.
That was rough Jadebros
im a self admitted reality competition tv junkie and traiters fucking sucks. the concept is a snoozefest
>>217072126Religious Education anon. They probably call it Belief Studies or some shit now.
Glad she’s gone. Was boring
>>217072145The faithful always are, especially this early. It hilarious yet frustrating.>we seriously need to start playing our own game and stop following the crowdI wonder how many times this phrase has been spoken in the show. They say it multiple times a season.
>>217072145They spend hours with her, she was obviously giving off weird vibes to get such a majority
Well now, I'm not gonna talk about Judy. In fact, we're not gonna talk about Judy at all, we're gonna vote her out of it.
>>217072183It’s philosophy religion and something else nowadays
Roxy is a gigamong, fantastic viewing incoming
>>217070680Am I the only one who thought picrel was from a video game?
>>217072201Followed by>I genuinely have nothing to go for so I went with everoyne else and voted for you..
>RIGHT WE NEED TO STOP THE HERD MENTALITY HERE>so we’re agreed, banish Ross tomorrow
Ben is so retarded
>when the rapist pakistani you let off on a suspended sentence goes out and rapes again
Someone needs to screen cap all the blackboards and compare the J in Judy to the J on James on the secret traitors letter.
Rachel figuring out Fiona as the puppet master
>>217072316Barristers don't sentence people you melon
Whoever the secret traitor is they really have it out for Maz
>keeps putting the Muslim up for the chopBased secret traitor
Haven't watched any this season, is it worth catching up?
ST was in the room with Ben and trying to set up Ross more.
>>217072366Its only one episode
>>217072366You’ve only missed 2 episodes
>>217072400>>217072405Doesn't really answer my question lads
You can tell we're in for a spicy one this season by how its first roundtable and they're already freaking out.
>>217072347I meant get off* you pedantic cunt.
>>217072420No you don't need to catch up. The game only really starts after the first couple of murders.
https://x.com/hashtag/TheTraitors?src=hashtag_clickMeltdown live right now.
I can't believe Alex is still with that mong after humilating them on national telly and completely destorying both their chances of winning by having a melty at breakfast.
Alex legs
>>217072515Can't even remember what happened in S1. I don't recognise her at all.
Its Fiona I reckon
>>217072548Basically they went in as a couple but kept it secret, where she proceeded to lead on this skater looking bloke who really fancied her. Eventually her gay boyfriend had a meltdown and confessed they were a couple. Alex looked visibly disgusted by the act, the guy she was leading on broke down crying, and her bf went on to start randomly accusing people and saying:>I'm a magician, reading people is my job! Trust me on this!Only for him to be wrong and humilated and voted out the following night. Basically, he was a fucking mug.
>>217072515she looks like a bird i work with and want to have sex with
fuck completely forgot about this series, gonna watch e1 then e2 and scrollalong as if i was watching e2 live
>>217072621Yeah he's just talked about it again lmao
>>217072633https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/217045174
>>217072656Did Alex look like she had the ick like she did all throughout season 1 whenever she had to be near her bf? Not really paying attention to uncloaked.
Netty is kind of adorable desu
>>217072692Kind of yeah. Can't be arsed to rewind, but Gamble asks them if it works being a secret pairing in the game and she just gives a flat fucking "No"
>>217072683cheersman for a second i though jessie was pretending with the thing
Hoping we'd have more moments of Tom Mahler being a big bully tbf. Was my favourite part about the celeb series.
>woman with one and a half hands plays basketball
>>217072877you only need 1 hand for a layup and a finger roll
>>217070680Is she a mongrel?
>>217073242She's not a dog, so no.
>>217071426This is a traitors thread, not a documentary about Roman Britain.
>>217072316Apparently this fat cunt was at my sister-in-laws wedding.I don't remember him, pretty much everyone there looked like this.
>>217074489>my sister-in-laws wedding.So, your brother's/sister's wedding?
>>217070680>/ourgirl/some zoomer video game streamer (i assume) with an army of simps who lives life on easy mode? fuck her
Just caught up with episode 2I was worried for a second that they were going to banish the only cute female in the game (Jade)Was the thread worried?
>>217071160It's absolutely rife with it. Full of darkies posting about how the "poc"s are being targeted. Maybe if the cast wasn't so fucking full of them.
>>217071911yet everyone is suspicious of him and is predicting him to be voted off early, lowkey because he's a straight white man
Why do they call them >the castInstead of >the contestants???
>>217072515he's got some online status and she's hitting the wall
>>217075406It’s basically a blurred line between reality tv, game show, and scripted seriesThey reshoot the same breakfast scene like 5 times.Also note how they always complete the tasks with 20 seconds remaining…
>>217075217Nah she wasn't in danger really, it was always looking like either Judy or Ross, with Sam as an outside chance.
I’ve just watched the Traitors at the Proms music concert on iPlayer that aired on NYD.Loads of former cast members were in attendance. I can report that:>Paul still comes across as a knob>Alyssa the hapa from series 1 was in the crowd dressed all slutty. Seemed to be a bit drunk. Worth watching for that alone.
