>Chaperone.2024.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DD+2.0.H.264-playWEB>Chaperone.2024.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DD+2.0.H.264-playWEB>Chaperone.2024.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DD+2.0.H.264-playWEB>Chaperone.2024.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DD+2.0.H.264-playWEB>Chaperone.2024.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DD+2.0.H.264-playWEBhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSjlXnw4RzA>Set in Hilo and featuring an entirely AANHPI cast, Chaperone follows Misha, an unambitious 29-year-old woman who finds a dangerous acceptance in a bright 18-year-old athlete who mistakes her for a fellow high school student. FINALLY A MOVIE ABOUT A WOMAN WITH NO FRIENDS AND NO AMBITION AND...WAIT SHE GETS TO FUCK?IS THIS FEMCEL KINO?DIRECTED BY ZOE EISENBERGJUST CAME OUT FOR VOD FRIDAY IN 2026!
>how do you do fellow uni students?This hapa femcel kino was based around my (male) life.
>>217074029>DIRECTED BY ZOE EISENBERGHAG MAXX
>>217074049Those are some aggressive eyebrows
>>217074411I like big boobs and big eyebrows
cutey alert on the lead actress!
>>217074506i will now watch your moviealthough 29 and 18 isn't that big of an age gap for the movie to feel as weird as it probably wants to be
>>217074506Not Hawaiian enough, what's the fucking point of an all islander cast if you're going hire the whitest chick you can find to play the lead.
>>217074090>>217074506She even works at a movie theaterThis is a /tv/ movie
>>217074835>viva>majorcard
>>217074982it's called Product displacement
>>217074982They also taped over the third sign above those?
>>217074835They missed the AmEx one though, lawsuit inbound
>>217074578switch the genders and people would be begging the lead to die in the end
>>217075228remember all the excuses people made as to why this was ok? and the kid was literally underage
>>217075282gays are pedos
does she show her tits on it or not
>>217074029>AANHPIA fucking WHAT
>>217076602rice monkeys
>>217074029hapas look like downies
>>217076602Sad to see asians going the lgbqptia+ hiphop goyim route
>>217077263This is true
>>217074029>AANHPII have no fucking idea what this means I am convinced that most people don't and that lefty normies have just been socially conditioned to applaud at bullshit acronyms
>>217076602>ya see if ya put all your races into one alphabet blender y'all can get billions of dollars fore free!
>>217074090>>217074835Yeah this was strangely relatable for me since I worked in a kinoplex too
>>217077951Its a joke group for asians
>>217074029>AANHPIah yes i know what this means don't i fellow /tv/ enjoyers
>>217074578>29 and 18 isn't that big of an age gap11 years is a giant age gap. even 8 years is a lot. like a 36 and a 44 year old? i'd be lookin at niggas like what you doin blud, can't get nothin your own age?
>>217079048oh so it's like their BIPOC?
>>217079134I'm 33 and having an angle for 20 yo. Have a date with her tomorrow.You can't stop me.
>>217079186best of luck. not saying age gap is wrong just weird.and if you have any kind of maturity matching your age you're gonna find out how childish and inexperienced 20 years old really is after a few weeks hearing her making mountains out of her tiny little problems.
>>217079234>making mountains out of her tiny little problemsPeople do that all the time regardless of age.You seem to assume that majority of people are rational beings that grow wiser with time.Can't be far from the truth. Most humans are emotional and just burn through life
the sex scenes and nudity were to much for mewho is this slop for
>>217079344>People do that all the time regardless of age.yes but the scale of the problems in a 20 year old first world girl's life are generally pretty laughable to the point it gets really frustrating that you can't just hand her your brain to make her understand it's not a big deal and there are really simple solutions."life experience" is such an important thing to be on a mostly same level with a partner.but again if you just want to get your dick wet with this kid enjoy but anything long term is going to be the most frustrating relationship you've ever had and her lack of lived experience due to her age is going to be your single biggest issue with her once the infatuation days are over.
