>Stranger than Paradise>The Tin Drum>Dekalog>Whitnail and I >John Cassavetes collectionHow do you cope with the fact that the goofball hack actor has better movie taste and knowledge than you, drooling for the last Stranger Things season or the latest caleshit?
The picks are always fake for PR
Has this guy done anything after Bojack ended?
Will Arnett's closet picks are a bunch of black twinks because he's a fucking faggot
>>217079491>John Cassavetes collectionAs they all do
Cant stand how pretentious actors are. >oh yes my favorite film is a French silent picture about the trouble of deaf children in 1907Like stfu and say Rush Hour.
Someone needs to do the closet and purposefully pick stupid titles, or ones that are extremely recognizable and not show offy. >oh yeah silence of the lambs, princess bride, breakfast club. Good stuff here guys. Thanks for watching.
>>217079917They'd probably kick me out for asking where Hudson Hawk is
>>217079895>>217079599they do this to pretend like they arent utter retards btw actors unironically need managers and shit just to make appointments and get groceries. and not because they're rich, but because they are out of touch subhumans who belong bagging groceries
>>217079895This is why Christian Bale is the most based actor
>>217079870yeah what the fuck is up with circlejerk over that guy, his movies suck ass and make me sleep
>>217079975The 4 films id pick are >back to the future >once upon a time in the west>my neighbour totoro >curse of the black pearl
>>217079660he just made a movie about being a stand up comedian in NY
>>217080058for me, >texas chainsaw massacre 1974>the good, the bad and the ugly>seven samurai >the land before time
I would just take four copies of The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
"hey wheres the Twilight Trilogy?"
>>217079491he lookin a lil jacked for being like 80 years old
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>>217080797literally everyone is on TRT nowadays
>>217079599>>217079895Why so insecure Timmy?
>>217079491>John Cassavetes collectiondidn't know they had this. i'd swap Faces for Love Streams but still to get that for free is a steal
>>217079491I'm butthurt at Criterion for not releasing more strange and off-beat moovies. Their catalog is becoming painfully pretentious. They should spice things up from time to time like they did in the old days. Sci-Fi and Horror used to be in the release rotation. Now it's boring month after month... And I still want a damn Freddy Got Fingered release!
>>217081176atleast we got intentionally sabotaged blu rays of the showa godzilla...>fucking giant blue bars at the bottom of the screen every shot change>every fucking second the screen flashes with a blue bar>toho told criterion they couldnt remove itdont forget the fucking glue in the case melting and fucking up my discsso why the fuck did i buy godzilla vs biolante 4k. i am stupid
>>217079491>>Whitnail and IThis is a bit problematic, isn't it? It's the vile Scottish White supremacist antisemitic genital wart spreading blogger Millennial Woes's favorite movie.
>>217079599100%>>217081003You're in the closet. Not Criterion's.
>>217079491Sorry dudes I don't get this. The company that makes 4k bluray remasters, with maybe some special features, also have a youtube channel where they just have actors pick their favorite movies? Is that it? What makes them so fucking special?
>>217080868Kino
>>217080058>>217080442Good films
Do people really rewatch Television & Film?
>>217081273For me, the trick with Criterion is to only get kino that you truly love, for whatever reason. If you don't plan on watching it multiple times in the future, it isn't worth it. I waited years to get a stand-alone edition of The Last Picture Show because I really love that film, but I wasn't going to pay for it in a boxed set package.
>>217081317>>217081415Here's your attention, now get out.
criterion is entry level even elementary school kids have seen this shit
>>217081465I'm serious. I know them as a company that produces remasters of movies. What's their deal in general, and with the stupid "closet pick" YouTube shit? I've never watched one, I just see people post "oh look it's x actor's closet picks!" and ignore it. It looks like some pretentious shit, but I'm honestly curious as to why "Criterion" specifically is so fucking special and seemingly this well-known "stamp of approval." I've never paid too much attention to it because like I said, it looks like your run of the mill "artsty people getting high off their own farts" type shit, which seems to be common amongst film
>>217081176We all do
>>217081540because they are a well established and well respected company that specializes in high quality restorations of older films that often get overlooked, you stupid fucking retard? i swear man, is everyone retarded nowadays and cant put two and two together or something?
>>217081642>they're respected because they are, duh! and they restore films!Gee whiz, you just paraphrased what I already know. Gosh anon you are so smart and cultured!
>>217081864what the fuck are you asking you stupid cunt??? they make good high quality restorations and have a great reputation because of it. what fucking more do you need, man? they pioneered the "special edition" concept where DVD's would come with packaged with trailers, commentaries, documentaries, alternate endings and deleted scenes. what is so hard to understand about this? people watch the closet picks because, unlike autistic retards that dont understand humans, people generally are curious what people they like think about other stuff, so if there is an actor you like, you probably wanna see what movies they like in a non-pretentious fake setting. the closet picks are good because they get to chose literally whatever they like and dont have to dance like a jester in front of an interviewer.
>>217081864What would you like them to do? Look at it as Architectural Digest but for movies. AD is also very fake. So is this. And yes, most of it is just aimed at celebrity obsessed idiots.
>>217081273mothra vs gozilla is the only one i remember this happening
If it were me I would just pick random movies and just say random shit about them. I'd be an hella epic troll, haha.
>>217080868This doesn't count he's black
>>217079491>fellowship of the ring>spiderman (2002)>curse of the black pearl>bee movie
>>217079491What the hell, that's not will arnettwhen did will arnett die and get replaced with a double
>>217081588Maybe if we all work together and make Criterion aware of our wish to have it, Criterion will make it happen. I, Anon; son of Anon personally pledge to pay full retail price for a copy of this proposed blu-ray.
>>217082105both of them are black yet one is cringe and one is based. what do you make of this?
>>217080044Watch Gloria
>>217081984>they pioneered the "special edition" concept where DVD's would come with packaged with trailers, commentaries, documentaries, alternate endings and deleted scenesNow see, this I did not know. Maybe you should have opened up with this instead of blowing up like a seething edge-lord child. This is why I legitimately can't stand autistic people and their little meltdowns that people try to handle "softly." You weirdos would learn a thing or two if you got smacked in the mouth more growing up
>>217079491He cheated on Amy Poehler
>>217079491Generic slop choices
>>217083504I bet she doesn't put out
>>217080190Hes a Oscar nominee for this movie
>>217082276People age, Arrested Development was 20 years ago .
>>217079895>t. PlebStick to your superhero movies, little guy. The adults are speaking.
not all movies are criterion released, so the picks are limited to begin with. i'd just pick the zatoichi box and thats it. simple fun, awesome action, japanese vibe, gambling, bitches. you dont need anything else. everthing important in life is included in the zatoichi collection. this is a fact.
