Have you ever met or had a photo taken with a celebrity?
>>217117050sure
>>217117050Why would someone want a copy of this? This guy presumably went to get this photo because he wanted a copy of it but who would want to remember that? Hyper-obese, balding, wearing a bedsheet that's got holes and visible stains; why would this guy want a copy of this moment to put on his wall?
>>217117092>Even shorter than BernthalI hope you're just underage.
Me on the left.
Remember when Carl's Jr. put hot chicks in their commercials?
>>217117159Remember when Carl's Jr made edible food that wasn't absurdly overpriced?
>>217117050Yes, at a few cons
>>217117050Can someone please post that picture of Brie Larson with that nerd guy at the theater that claimed he’d seen Captain Marvel like 100 times?
>>217117109I think coomerguy with makeup could make a good rasputin
>>217117176The Six Dollar Burger was like 3 - 4 bucks. We did not know how good we had it.
>>217117050Those stupid lacked girls should have forced to give him full body topless hugs and stash thier boobs all over him, that is what they are paid for, to be little lakerfan whores
>>217117050>hot vs uglyIt's the contrast.
>>217117135Man I like her foreskin fetish talk, and her tits look amazing covered. Less so bare.
>>217117109That coomin' burning in, digging in, eyes sinking
>>217117597>Less so bare.Say what you will about her but her tits are 10/10 nude or not.
>>217117382The average national price of their original Angus is now $10.20.
>>217117096>Why would someone want a copy of this?There's a lot of events where it's basically mandatory, or at least you're funnelled into that experience, even if you don't care for it. Theme parks and zoos can start taking pictures of you at the entrance or on rides just to try to sell you that shit later.I get this might be news to basement dwellers around here, as well as the idea of being socially pushed into something you don't want to do is an abstract concept for the autismos.>>217117602>>217117109It's good to see Der Coomer hasn't slowed down. He has a wife and family btw so he manages to be a degenerate while continuing a family legacy unlike 99% of people here.
>>217117730>He has a wife and family btwnope
>>217117730This was a meet and greet specifically to meet the Lakers girls and get your photo with them. No one was funnelled into anything they didn't care for but by all means keep lashing out at the "basement dweller autismos" haunting your nightmares.
>>217117159>>217117176>>217117382>>217117694Two goyim discussing their fast food preferences.
>>217117597>Less so bare.One of the gayest things I've ever seen here.
>>217117050Post the AI edited video with him making out with them.
>>217117239Whos the famous person here?
>>217117995I love this stupid whore.
>>217117382And it was fucking good.
I met and got photos with Henry Rollins, Kevin Smith, and Dan Aykroyd.
>>217117979
>>217117115they have him stand on a kind of wooden box when taking photos
>>217117092did you m'ask him summin?
>>217117135wait. You're Dino?
>>217117050No
>>217117109>>217117135>>217117995She got weird cosmetic surgery that barely changes her face but makes her look offputting and shiny all the time now
>>217117050Sometimes cruel celebrities force unwilling participants to be in pictures with them
>>217117979the jews took away the hot chicks from the commercials you stupid moron
>>217118221She's 41 years old. Considering her profession it's astonishing she isn't bogged six ways from Sunday by now. She still looks good imo but I can see her going too far soon enough. They never know when to stop.
>>217118373Never seen him look less cheerful in a picture
>>217118336porn is inherently self destructive and shameful and thus attracts self destructive women. After you finish and the eroticism fades its best to just stop thinking about it. That's part of why coomers are so disgusting, i can't imagine making porn a part of your normal waking life. If I met a pornstar in public I'd probably be too grossed out to be within 10 feet of her, let alone hug and kiss her like these weirdos do. Makes me nauseous just thinking about it
>>217117050Newt a cute get in my boot
>>217117050i had a photo of me with paula deen. actually snuck past security and hid out behind stage for that one.
>>217117050They're so pro, no judgement of the fans
>>217117092was he burning local
>>217117050do the disney people that dress up as the characters count?
>>217117050I've met our finance minister once back in the early 00s. He's today sitting in prison for corruption lol.
>>217118654Why would they?
>>217117050They hide their disgust well.
>>217117050
>>217118764idk
>>217118842>ChuckMovie sucked n fucked but the sequel “Sneed!” Was better.
>>217117096it boggles the mind
>>217119438Top left and top right might be the same guy just changing outfits to get more pictures. Honestly based
>>217118108>Henry RollinsDid you tell him to get in the van?
>>217117092Haven't been airsofting in a few years. Good for you anon.
>>217118308imagine having tons and tons of cash like Harrison Ford and still being expected to do this, there's no way they don't have dirt on these people.
>>217119491>top left and top rightkek
>>217117092>t. Global freezer
>>217118061I think that's the guy who played Pugsley Addams grown up.
>>217117096I had forgotten about this. Getting height mogged by an Asian woman is rope fuel.
Yes
can anyone post the hugh jackman one.always makes me laugh
>>217117050kek didn't zoom in and thought the celebrity in this pic was a young Harvey Weinstein
>>217117050its crazy that this guy is even in public. im 400+lbs and mostly a shutin. i cant imagine parading myself outside
Does Till Schweiger count as celebrity?
>>217117096Is it unironically over for this kid?
>>217117730>He has a wife and family btwHe in fact does not.
Almost got in that pussy, too. I could tell she was hungry for my cock but some player hater fucked me over.
>>217121052Sorry to hear that anon. She strikes me as a good lay.
>>217121052So you're the Shane Carruth poster. Nice cap
>>217117050I once met Andy Serkis at my workplace (an hotel). I stuttered when I recognized him. He was nice. Got a photo with him and autograph.
>>217119788Harrison Ford is a known grump. He will take obligatory 3 pictures with fans and then will wave them away. He understands the obligations of being a celebrity and accepts them.
>>217120589GIWTWM in the dress
>>217117135>>217117109AVN convo is at the end of the month, I just bought a ticket and invoiced my business for it as an expense (I work in reprographics and the people who actually run my company are boomer retards who more or less don't know that I exist)I went with the all access pass. What should I expect, other than seeing a lot of familiar faces and perhaps hugging them? What's the BBW scene like? I'm Black and so fat white-ish chicks like Lexi Luxxxe, Sasha Juggs, Mandy Majestic, Alexxxis & Eliza Allure, Glory Foxxx, Kristina Curves, Karla Lane, Maria Moore, etc are my bread, tallow, duck fat, grapeseed oil, and BUTTer.How bad is the cocaine going to be? Do I have to microwave/acetone it or can I just do bumps that people offer? What should I expect? How should I present myself? They all will fuck for money, right??? Pic unrelated
>>217118308He makes then all uncomfortable except Sophia who is just grateful to have a other fan eve if he is a weirdo.The exception being fatfuck james corden who makes creepy fan uncomfortable.
>>217118495who would she do it, now the creepy ones will also ask and get offended when she has to say no.
>>217122852
>>217122877Good point, they’re all gonna want to paw at her
>>217119334chuck was a show not a movie
>>217121052kino t-shirt
>>217122996I forgot to ask who is she?
>>217122852if the adultdvdforum is still a thing post this shit there
>>217122852>sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit nigguh where da huwyte wimminz at gimme dat cokeaverage /tv/ poster in 2026
>>217123051Kathryn Newton, she was in the last Ant-Man, Ready or Not 2, Abigail, Three Billboards, Detective Pikachu. Gets posted a lot around here because she golfs, weirdly
>>217118308If you were missing a front tooth, why would you always pose slack jawed? Is this a weird power move?
>>217118495I’ve met her but didn’t do that. Damn it
I'm Mads Mikkelsen, so all the kawaii Japanese girls get their photo with me, being strangled by me.
>>217118842whose the black lady in the middle?
>>217123231And she was great in all of those and she will be great in Ready or Not 2
>>217121530biden get off 4chan
>>217119438These are shopps right?These basement dwellers could not possibly be this unaware
>>217124607who? wannabe insta thot
>>217117050I saw Jared Leto walking around the locker room with his cock out at a climbing gym called Cliffs of Id. I audibly said “what the fuck” and he looked at me before continuing to change or whatever very very slowly.
>>217123353Damn, Liam Neeson looking bad.
>>217117050god I miss /sp/ from 2010-2014
>>217119438The old chinese tourists LMAO
>>217117096
>>217124929He did turn into a leprechaun
I used to live in LA so I'd cross paths with celebrities sometimes and even have a bit of small talk here and there but I never asked to take a photo with them.
>>217117050I saw Richard Lewis on Martha's Vineyard once. He was sitting at a bar in a restaurant. It was around lunchtime and he jotted something in a little note book. Must have been working on a new comedy bit!
>>217123323Why is this even a trend?
>>217117050No I have dignity. I've interacted with multiple celebrities professionally in a time when selfies were super popular. My coworkers indulged and they always looked irritated the second they turned away. If not flat out declining because a bad image can ruin a career.
>>217125733“I have dignity”, he bragged, to 4chan
>>217125733>a bad image can ruin a careerYeah, they say a shitty fan picture kept Hitchcock from ever winning Best Director. It was slightly out of focus and framed weirdly and people felt if he was that good, he would have made suggestions that might have saved it
I got a picture with Greg Sestero when he was touring around at showings of the room to advertise his book
>>217117096GIWTWM
>>217117597t. cheesedick
>>217126039I don’t remember him looking like that
>>217126039who is the poor terrified woman
>>217126534>>217126039Can’t we just be happy for her that she got to meet the distortus rex?
>>217122852>doing cocaine at the place where almost everyone has herpesI hope you have a good time putting your black ass into Lexi Luxxxe's tits but you probably shouldn't do that
>>217117135Dino is such a coomer
>>217126039Supervillain phenotype
>>217126039wrestling fans are always the worst for this kind of shit
>>217126039I hate to throw out the phrase...>five head...but...
Today’s tv threads are yesterday’s fa threads… https://warosu.org/fa/thread/12374957#p12375022
>>217120802Not really. I found out he has a youtube channel and is doing pretty well. He has a gf.
>>217117050>t-shirt sleeves so long they hang down to his handsThis is an XXXXXXXXXXL shirt made for 8ft giants? wtf
>>217120589im so lonely
>>217125934>“I have dignity”, he bragged, to 4chana cautionary tale to not end up like these guys. If you play it cool they will too. Pretend to not know who they are and they act more naturally. >>217125971Actresses stupid.
>>217127107C'mon I think she's cute.>>217127952It's a car cover for a Humvee.
>>217119438
>>217117050maybe
>>217128082why is she so popular with old men?
>>217118145I believe it
>>217124777The guy is one of the main characters in the Heated Rivalry show, a show about 2 gay hockey players getting it on like Donkey Kong.
>>217117782>This was a meet and greet specifically to meet the Lakers girls and get your photo with them.Now you know why he wanted a photo with which to remember the experience.
>>217119438Mid left is kino
>>217118487There isn't an original thought left that's allowed on the internet
>>217124777That's the guy from the gay hockey show she's a Fujo
>>217118061You do not recognize Cedric Diggory?
>>217128864is the person on the right a guy? looks almost exactly like my lesbian friend.
>>217129132based
>>217129132The Lakers arena is in downtown LA so naturally you'll see lots of homeless people trying to get free things
>>217117050Not me, but Kevin Spacey visited some neighbors a couple of years ago. They have a few kids, all of them boys.
>>217117050>>217117096>>217119438And these were the highlights. Commiefornian mutansts really look like this and then call others flyovers
>>217123353You met Mandy Patinkin?
>>217129272>flyovernigger (majority black states btw) starts seething about California again out of nowhere
>>217128082grim
>>217129342>out of nowhereThis event was in Commiefornia. Don't try to deny your fellow mutants and ghouls, anon
>>217122996The kind of woman Greek niggas used to go to war for
>>217117050Is this achievable natty?
>>217118654when I went to disney goofy's glove/hand came off when I shook his hand and it scarred me. I was afraid of mascotts for a while after that and when I went to a friend's birthday party at chuck e cheese I also tackled the rat when he approached me and knocked him down on the folding table and it broke
>>217117050yes
>>217117050>>217119438>>217129132i wonder how thoroughly these ladies showered after a day of this
>>217128833That's explains why they went, which is obvious, why they would want to remember that moment is still a mystery.
>>217129132realistically what does a homeless crackhead need with a nice pen?
>>217129782Anon, they're literally prostitutes, the question is how thoroughly the dudes should shower.
>>217129824Well the guy in OPs pic is obviously a BIG fan
>>217129782If those women had any respect for themselves they wouldnt be cokewhores working some burger King promo job.
>>217129915For you
Yeah I met Sam Hyde a few years back lol
>>217130112what is that hairstyle called?
>>2171301302005 guy who works at gamestop
>>217117092You're a real one.
>>217123231I liked her in Lisa Frankenstein
>>217129949Anon those are cheerleaders for the lakers they don’t work for Burger King lmao
>>217117050Simu Liu passed by the place I worked and when I told everyone that Simu Liu was outside they all asked who tf he was and I said the guy from Shang Chi and they still didn't know
>>217117050I had 4 different zoom zooms over the last few years come up and ask for a photo with me. They get really excited run off to tell their friends.Either I'm secretly a meme and don't know about it, or I look like a celebrity.
>>217130297This retard FUCKS
Why do threads like this get to exist when i just got a three day ban for making one that was discussing actual tv shows?
>>217117602That smile, that damn smile
>>217130373Should've said the gook in Barbie.
>>217117096I thought that was a shoop for years until I saw this clip.
>>217130510Wasn't out yet
>>217120589Super wholesome
>>217128049>Only white boy is allowed to grab her hipIt's unfair
>>217120790Why she became a lesbo
>>217123353The Liam Neeson look
>>217130342I just realized there isn't even a burger king logo. It's Carl's jr kek I'm retarded. Well anyway the point still stands.
>>217127288> found out he has a youtube channel and is doing pretty well. He has a gf.
>>217130217wrestling fans are something else
>>217124777Hudson Williams from Heated Rivalry
>>217125518because Asian women want to be strangled by Mads? duh
>>217125518>>217123323Bitches love Mads Mikkelsen, it's probably because of Hannibal and all the gay shit in it.
>>217132096Kek
>>217130130the squidward
>>217130935>Well anyway the point still stands.well, no, it really doesn't
Me on the left
>>217129132Don Cheadle looking rough these days
>>217118308That's a chubby Tom
>>217129642yes but it takes discipline, you need to do minimum 2 solid Carl's Jr sessions a day 6 days a week with maybe like Sundays off to give your jaw muscles a rest
>>217128082Is that boxxy?
>>217130112i remember the day this was posted
>>217117135Do porn stars really let fans fuck them for money?
>>217126534Laura Sanko, she’s a UFC commentator
>>217117050No. I could since dad has all the important contacts, but I don't give a shit.
>>217132606the fan part is irrelevant
>>217132606In AW’s case I doubt it since she’s one of the richest in the business
>>217132220god damn i will never forget the moment this pic dropped. some of the absolute most hilarious shit ever
>>217123323ibuki aoi?
>>217132699this>>217132735you're a retard
>>217119334KEKd and also fuck the new captcha
>went to the US>figured I had to go to Walmart for the full cultural experience>saw at least one doppelganger of every single person posted in this thread while wandering aboutIt was absolutely fascinating, I wanted to see what the denizens of Target looked like for comparison but I didn't have time. What creates these types?
I met the Chuckle Brothers.
>>217117092I too was at Burnloc Fest '24
>>217133469He looks like fat josh from Drake and Josh
>>217129272yea because if thats how bad they are in libardfornia or whatever the fuck youre saying, imagine what the cousin fuckin moonshiners look like over there in oklahomer!
>>217129486'fornia is still way healthier than every shitty flyover state but keep seething anon...
>>217133083post a selfie you ugly fuckin brown
>>217132606Not really, only the very few ones in between the 'literal fuckin who' stage and 'im actually getting paid by producers and not just being pimped out by cletus'' so no not really, not outside publicity stunts
>>217117979Are you being jewishly retarded on purpose or did you really not get the larger point about economics?
>>217118413He had to get close enough to smell that unwashed dravidian, can you blame him?
>>217132470No that is Consuela on her lunch break.
>>217117092god he's such a fucking poser it's crazy
>>217117050I've met Tony Hawk once about 13 years ago, does that count?
>>217133469shoutout Book of Sands, for all the oldheads out there
>>217117096Girl on the right looks like she could bitte off his whole head, is he just freakishly small or is she freakishly tall for an asian?
>>217129132YOU GON' GET RAPED!
>>217133513uh huh... these people posted are the epitome of health
>>217117096I've been laughing for two minutes straight. Good lord.
>>217133507Your first mistake was believing the lie that libtards are inherently healthier. They are absolutely ghoulish, dysgenic freaks, trannies and fat women
>>217117109All hail the King and Queen of /tv/
>>217118145seacrestmaxxxing
>>217117050no besides sports players for my state teameven if i did see a celeb i think i'd be too scared to ask them for a photo or anything/not want to bother them
>>217118308ford is doing the guy's face that's fantastic
>>217118308Whos the peace sign tittied is that anne hathaway
>>217133513I have to assume they're lying about it, given that their population is 70% beaners, who have the second highest obesity rate in the US behind africans.
>>217134203yes
>>217133513I've been to Hawaii. 95% of Hawaiians are obese. This chart is bullshit.
>>217134213indeed, most of those "yellow" states don't actually make sense when you account for racial demographics and obesity rates among them. the south is for sure fat as fuck tho, both the blacks and whites. visited there back in 2015 for a few weeks and oh man were the hamlards on parade everywhere.
>>217132220I still have this saved when I need a laugh.
>>217117096>>217134140Me too. Every time I see this it just blows my mind. I can't wrap my head around it. How fucking small is that guy? He doesn't have typical midget features. Are those women like over 6''3? I don't understand.
>>217117050I met Ella Purnell several times and thought her name was Enna or Anna.
>>217117050I need to know who is the girl on the right, she's pure coomerfuel
>>217132096imagine the smell
>>217134570Well he's a kid so
>>217135171A kid with sideburns and five-o'clock shadow.
>>217129664>so when did you find out you were autistic
>>217135605I get some kind of genetic need to rush in there and save her.
I met Emma Stone the other day
>>217133479what's his name again?
zoomers going full virgin ITT…
>>217135736sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit
>>217117096Imagine
>>217134609I met her once. Super adhd but very friendly
>>217134203Yeah it’s Hathaway, wisely keeping her distance
>>217118308Celeb Manchester, what a freak. They say Chris Brown’s security knocked the tooth out
>>217122852>Lexi Luxxxeaw yissss
>>217118308the fuck is going in ryan reynolds pic kek
>>217117109A sitcom where these are your parents
>>217120790And then she hulked out
>>217124607>flawlessly goes back and forth between gay romance for fat women and hilarious shitpost sketch videos
>>217135736I bet she acted extra nice to that mongrel. Like being black and ugly is a disability.
>>217129213that fuckin' Dr. Giggles dude
>>217129213She's hot in Call of Duty
>>217136138>Like being black and ugly is a disability
>>217122965kek
>>217132606Sometimes yeah. Some of them do it for free. Some of them end up dating and marrying their fan if they're attractive and charming enough. Good luck
>>217125456which ones?
>>217132470Thought it was Karen from the office
>>217135605
>>217136056Trapped em in a big cage
>>217136623
>>217136635
>>217136653Hope you taught him how to grill cheese
>>217135171>t. low testI had a beard in kindergarten
>>217132735https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6mGC_JN4-0
>>217126534Anna Jay
>>217118221>dis nigga looking at her face when there are bodacious tiddies swinging in front of him
>>217130108>the blonde has the look of disgust kek
>>217117050>can I take a photo with you?Unironically, why are people like this?
>>217133513>ms >wb oh lawd>tninsufficient data
>>217135450this is what filming stranger things for 10 years does to zoomer brains. they can no longer tell the difference between fully grown adults and kidskek
>>217136623damn shes a baddie
I was in with the mayweathers back in the old days in southside GR
>>217136623Bro that's fucking tight damn I want to go to the shows next year
>>217117239the nostromo shirt looks pretty cool
>>217118308>people can't tell it's aithe terry davis in ryan reynolads pic while they're somewhere in EU?
>>217136060How about a sitcom where she's my wife and he's my wacky neighbour?
>>217134321>95% of Hawaiianssure the locals but they are a small % of the makeup of the pop. its mostly chinese, japs and whites.
>>217117995I could never date a big tiddied woman because I would be unable to maintain conversation or get anything done. My whole life would revolve around her tits.
>>217132096kekerino
>>217136883She's really charming, wow, I love the way she talks
>>217117109>>217117135she looks so good when she was a chonky homely looking girl
>>217137836My wife has gigantic boobsThe key is to find a big titty girl who finds it fun/endearing. 99% of non-serious conversations end with "now put your face in my boobs" and her jiggling her chest
>>217136883>tfw will never have enough rizz to just meet and fuck a pornstar
>>217136883>>217138745If she wasn't the one telling the story I absolutely would not believe it.The guy must have been a 10/10 to attend a porn expo as a fan, wait in line for a meet and greet, give her his number, and actually get a fucking text.Wild
>>217138745I'm not watching that right now but If that is the same incident I'm thinking of she's spoken about it before and the "fan" was a literal male model and artist of some kind so it's not like it was some average fanboy that just sweet talked his way into fucking her.
>>217136883>worst experience fucking a fan>final straw isn't that he immediately shoved 4 fingers into her asshole without warning>not that he tried to fuck her raw>not that he was obsessed with watching him fuck her in the mirror>it was that he tried to take a picture of her sucking his dick
>>217119438I assume this is a Carl's Jr in LA, how do all these toothless retards and spics even afford to live out there
>>217138864Even Chad only gets four strikes.
>>217132096>i will now attend your lunch
>>217126039still not as bad as this pic
>>217120589>his smile and optimism, returned
>>217132606Slightly off topic, but yes. I live 30 min away from a major international tourist hotspot, where B and C list porn actresses come on holiday to party. And apparently the very first order of business is rent a room in a brothel under a fake name and get to work lmao. There's even a community of local whore mongers who keep tabs on who's coming and going, a mailing list, and a review hub. The entire thing makes sense to me: fuck for a few hours and your trip has been paid off.My dad was right. Once a whore, always a whore.
>>217139029We are overdue for societal collapse
>>217138509Jeff the killer lookin's ass.
>>217117096This made me want some Carl Jr.'s
>>217129132There's a zombie in the House of the dead game that looks exactly like this nigga
>>217117730What the fuck is wrong with psycho bitch karens like this
>>217133546They can't help it
>>217133479Benedict
>>217133979please delete this>>217134561damn
>>217132096I can't believe that guy is actually Canelo Alvarez's cousin...
>>217139029This guy is less gay and ruins society less than every single Allied soldier in WW2. Let that sink in.
