How do you make a movie about dinosaurs so fucking boring? There's been like a dozen Jurassic Park movies, you'd think this would be easy.
How do you make a dinosaur movie entertaining?
>>217122159More proof that feathertrannies can't make anything good to save their lives and will continue to have zero cultural impact.The fact of the matter is that Jurassic Park solved dinosaurs three decades ago.
>>217122357Spielberg did it 30+ years ago. Hell Id argue some of the older stop motion dinosaur films are also fun. It should be easy, but the makers of Primitive War clearly didn't get it.
>>217123170>Spielberg did it 30+ years ago.You ever see a clown get hit in the face with his own pie? Your post is exactly like that.>There's been like a dozen Jurassic Park movies!>Oh? How many do you think is entertaining?>Well the one made 30+ years ago...Slipped on that bananapeel, didn'tcha monkey?
>>217122159This any good?
Primal was pretty good.
>>217123170What changed? Why can't they make good dinosaur movies or even creature features for that matter?
>>217124482Because paleotroons are too torn between trying to depict feathered/accurate dinosaurs as "animalistic" (read: docile and chill) as possible or trying to overcompensate with feathered dinosaurs acting violent (see? feathers can be scary too!) instead of focusing on making a solid story that FEATURES dinosaurs, not one that's ABOUT dinosaurs. Jurassic Park knew this.
>>217124482We've had plenty of good creature features. Quiet Place, Alien Romulus, Godzilla Minus 1 if you're not some weird purist who doesn't count Kaiju, it's not like they're all Jurassic World 3 and Rebirth level bad.China has also been giving us an utter fuckton but aside from 1 or 2 standouts you can't call most of them "Great", just "Good if you want a creature feature"
>>217123399Jurassic World Rebirth > Primitive WarIs that direct enough for you Bozo
>>217125486Your first joke was enough, no need to double up the punchline of>So what is entertaining?>The one from 30+ years ago... oh also of these two things I don't think are entertaining, one's better!Dropping your pants after the slipup really wasn't needed
>>217123438Very much a B movie. But it's a fun watch.
>>217122159it was top kino until the ending attack on the base
>>217126789Yeah, that was goofy and over the top.
>>217123399>>217125665what a deeply deranged fellow you are, you are sentenced to be an incel for another 10 years
>>217122159Dogshit movie. Id take more Jurassic world slop over having to sit through this again
>>217124368no, it wasn't. It was a turd.
>>217123438pretty fun. definitely could’ve been a bit shorter, but if you like dinos it’s worth your time.
>>217126789oh shit i actually forgot about that. the very end at the helicopter. lmao.
