no way this is real
>>217125126Power makes em wet.
>money>confidenceall it takes.t. ugly fuck who has never been without a girl for the past 5 years
women don't really find men other than the top 10% gigachads attractive, dating app data has shown that time and time again, so instead they choose men based on the hierarchy that men rank themselves by
tony had mad rizz tho even if you take away the money and power, his aura was mad bars fr fr
>>217125275If you want to talk like a fucking mulignan, we'll send you to reddit
>>217125135>>217125259i'm a discord mod, what can that get me?
>>217125126>powerful>confident>tall>funny>rich>extreme sociopathIf anything I’m surprised Tony didn’t get more ass
>>217125126>WE'RE HERE TO TALK ABOUT OP BEING A FAG, NOT MY FUCKING PERSONALITY
>>217125419The whole irony of the Sopranos is that Tony’s danger-filled life of crime only affords him the lifestyle of a successful orthopedic surgeon or something. It’s not like he was Scarface rich.
>>217125419>I’m surprised Tony didn’t get more asshe could never get the ass he truly wanted :(
>>217125571They were a glorified crew
>>217125126>OP
>>217125571He was just a dumb ass with money.
>>217126205>Doctor Milfywhat did David Chase mean by this
>>217125571I've seen those guy's wives, they're sexy but trust me they weren't fucking anyone as hot as the Mercedes saleswoman.
>>217125126Do you realize how crazy a woman has to be to be both single and fuckable at that age?
>>2171251266ft+ tall moneypoweryou tell me why she went for him, asshole
>>217125135/thread
>>217125259I wonder about this, and I really think that its because the majority of men simply do not put effort into looking good. It's not a priority for them. Naturally, they will just not look good unless it's an accident.Women on the other hand spend an insane amount of time looking good. It's like the only thing they care about.
a react channel i follow watched breaking bad and they sperged out every single episode about how much they hated walter white. but they instantly fell in love with Tony even though he's a way more evil character.
>>217125383solitary confinement if you don't piss off the guards too bad too
>>217128507>a react channel i followI'll pray for you nigga, life can be better than this
>>217128507Why do you watch old hags reacting to stuff
>>217128652>>217128664'People' like that anon are too far gone to save.
>>217125571That's the irony of all the good mob movies though, even shit like Better Tomorrow, you risk your life for upper middle class living.
>>217125126He wasn't even 6 foot 5hollyWEIRD is so unrealistic
>>217125259Dating apps are merely a small fraction of all females. Dating app users are all lazy, entitled, greedy and eager people who overestimate themselves while underestimate everyone else. Its a gamification and gatchafication of relationship, engineered to engage users in an app instead of really helping people be happy out of it.You're not wrong about its data, but remember that life happens out there.
>>217128507>but they instantly fell in love with TonyDid they? I'm pretty sure they just appreciate the writing and can see the insecurity and conflict of every main character. And let's be honest they are not at the point in the show where Tony actually does commits truly degenerate things out of spite. Like making Bobby kill someone because he lost a fight. They sympathized with Walter in the first 2 seasons.
>>217128507>I’m watching people that are watching an show
>be me>bald>under 6 foot>have a gf Literally doing better than 95% of you freaks lmao
>>217128906Fat gfs don’t count.
>>217128898it's just rewatching movies with commentary track
>>217125126Did you miss the part where she was fucking insane?
>>217128921Begone, you disgusting ghoul.
>>217128943i would catch the steak in the air with my mouth and eat it
>>217128943>OH NI-
>>217128912>he thinks the architects don’t also mog him ohnonono
When did men become so self conscious about their looks, back in the day all you needed was status, now every fag is worried about their weight/hair/height. What happened?
>>217128971Uh huh, knew it.
>>217128921Commentary tracks are performed by the actors and directors though, not a pair of random stupid ugly hags giving their opinion on whom they would fuck
>>217128977I’m not gonna say I haven’t fucked a chubby slampig or two but if the tits, ass and, face are right then there’s literally nothing wrong with it. My current gf is not a chubby though, she’s tiny. You on the other hand have already lost by setting your standards too high, I can only imagine what a hideous beast you look like. There is nothing you can say will prove me wrong btw.
>>217129030So in other words fat gfs don’t count like I said.
>>217129129They do though. I respect a man that fucks a fatty more than I do a kissless virgin. It’s not even close.>inb4 christ cuckery excuse
>>217129328I respect the occasional plap, but you don’t actually date them.
>>217129328You don't even respect yourself, autist. Considering your opener itt.
>>217125126Did you forget she's mentally ill to the extreme? Those types will go for anyone.
>>217128507Tony made efforts to be a better person and was deeply insecure, while Walt just went full retard because of his extreme ego and didn't give a fuck about anyone.
>>217129493Tony did make superficial efforts but he was so fucked as a person that none of it even made a dent. Agree with Walt though he was a bigger sociopath and egomaniac.
>>217128507because walter doesn't whine about his parents all the timemaple and arianna are deep into gay zoomer (even though arianna is like 33) mental health crap so they immediately connected with the literal psychology in the sopranos more so than anything in breaking badwalter is less endearing over all than tony besides that
>>217125135>>217125201But they fall for Tony almost immediately at first sight
>>217129384>you don’t respect yourself because… because you laugh at the incels memeing on bald niggas o my science kek
>>217128973>every fagThis right here, only fags care about that shit. Just look after yourself, have money and don't be a sperg. It's the terminally online retards and faggots who obsess over surface level shit.
>>217129558AND insecure about his hairline to boot. I guess hambeast gf didn't fix the mental issue. Try a real one.
>>217129566>have money wheredoyouthinkyouare.png
>>217125126i thought you said bald personality so i laughed but then i reread it and saw you actually said bad personality which is not funny and i didnt laugh
>>217125259This is bullshit. Assuming there’s any truth to it, it would be more than women generally find only the top 10% of men hot enough to fuck on looks alone. Women are very driven in attraction by other factors than simple looks.
>>217125126He's an alpha male, it literally does not matter how he looks like.
>>217129621>you’re insecure bc you admit that you’re bald rather than living in denial and letting it hold you back or using it as an excuse.good luck out there incelkun. no more (You)s for you today.
>>217129546You think aura is just a meme don't you?
>>217129731>y-yyeah I'm bald but I slay more than you fucking anonymous /tv/ posters>see see how it doesn't stop me from slaying pussySure hon. You go girl. Definitely no self-esteem issues about your appearance. Consider for one what compelled you to even post in the thread.
>>217129621You do realize that sitting back in complete anonymity, offering no details about yourself and railing against those who are in happy relationships says something about you?
>>217129796And claiming something with no proof in complete anonymity should be believed unequivocally?The entire site is just a grandstanding playground with no consequences. That's the appeal. I don't believe a single thing anyone of you says when it comes to personal. Neither should you. Take it easy, Pete.
>>217129493>Tony made efforts to be a better personlol
Tony is masculine and alpha and in fact has a alluring personality. Fun guy to hang around regardless of your gender
>>217129546Yes anon. That's how attraction works. And Gloria was a bpd whore which makes the whole thing 1000% more believable
>>217129789But this thread is specifically about a bald guy who gets pussy. Are you stupid?
you retards realize he's like 6'2'', rightno woman gives a shit about the top of a man's head if he towers over her
>>217129328> I respect a man that fucks a fatty more than I do a kissless virgin.AgreedUnless they're fucking Gilbert grapes mom, bexause then it's a survivors envy the dead situation.
>>217129908I take him golfing with my doctor buddies so he can be the token guinea. We all think he's a retard.
>>217129959This thread? No. This thread is about an incel agonizing that a bald fictional mafia boss attracts women. Do you even know how regular these threads are? Second only to Mr. Robot and incels agonizing there that a sperg Elliot fucks a drugged up whore in the first episode.I'm sorry that you lack shitposting literacy. Read a tiktok.My issue was entirely with YOUR coping. Which is much more pathetic than any wailing of an incel.
Tony is heavily statusmaxxed, and all this stuff took place in like 2001, well before women had dating apps and a whole simp economy encouraging them to be hypergamous. He's also a very rare example of pulling off balding well and not looking like a pedophile or basedjak because of it.
>>217128973Looksmaxxing is men taking the path of least resistance to sexual success or a simulacrum of it. No, it's not a natural state of affairs for grown men to be dying their eyebrows and taking weight loss drugs to appeal to the fucked up preferences of roasties on birth control. But it's a more feasible goal for them than trying to repeal the 19th and similar past mistakes.
>>217125126I sometimes wonder if Gloria had a financial angle being with Tony. Tony would have been a local celebrity, on the local news all the time. She was a local car saleswoman. Being the mistress of a local celebrity could turn into a local news story which would help her car sales.
>>217129546They wanted Ray to play Tony.
>>217128921>it's just rewatching movies with commentary trackI can't believe this sentence was written.
>>217125126And he was way happier with the mare.The moments with mare represents how Tony was really happy with someone who evokes innocence. Nothing sexual, just pure innocence.
>Muh shitposting literacy! Jesush chrisht anon
What was the point of this?
>>217130799>so assblasted by the joke he couldn't even respond directlyDo you also think I actually told you to read a tiktok or maybe it was some ornate writing device?It's not my fault you get bruised by a template incel thread and start chanting>IMBALDANDGETPUSSY>IMBALDANDGETPUSSY>IMBALDANDGETPUSSY>IM NOT INSECURE ABOUT IT!I don't know how you can possibly one up and exceed an incel getting felted by Tony hurt but you somehow achieved the impossible and got felted by that very same incel.
She works for Dwight "The General" Manfredi now
>>217130844tony just so happened to find a gun in a fish thankfully before having to whack chucky, simple as. commentary on the absurdity of life
>>217125571That's sort of the point. He got into the upper end of the game right as the lights were getting ready to go out. He was a big fish in a really little pond. The money and influence the mob wielded in decades gone by were now being held by faceless corporations. He was captain of a rickety ship in a rapidly sinking fleet. It'd be harder to be more on the nose with the metaphor than they already were in the last couple seasons.
>>217131002Damn, her end really wasn't cinematic.
>>217130967Yea I’m not the anon you think I am kek. Keep having a schizo meltdown though I’ve enjoyed it thus far.
>>217131002>qt mousey italian turns into an italian momit's not fair
>>217125571That's a metaphor for the US eoncomy in general.
>>217131496>made in americadamn...
>>217131198>i'm just carrying the conversation in the most passive aggressive manner lmao kekaroooExit with dignity at the very least.
>>217125126Its a tv show. It's that realistic.
I literally am tony sopranos height, weight and ethnicity yet I have never gotten pussy. What went wrong with me?
Your looks, height, weight or dick size doesnt matter if you cant be charismatic, this is the true black pill
>>217125126Women prefer bald men. It’s why we persist after so many thousands of years. If you’re not bald just know she settled for you and I could take her if I felt like it.
>>217132448okay baldieHAHA YOU'RE BALDBALDBALDIEBAAAALDBAAAAAAAAAAALD
>>217132394you never had the makings of a varsity athlete
>>217132448baldness is purely from the female side, its impossible to tell if you be a baldo or not, it only passes down from the mother
>>217125126Tony is tall and violent and somewhat handsome as well.
>>217132825only incels, jeets and blacks think women love violence in a man
>>217125126Tall, rich, dark triad and powerful.
test
>>217125383a discount on HRT
>tfw retailwagie with beergut and 6/10 face>Eject shoplifters and junkies with sheer force>2 Stacy coworkers have a crush on me>1 High School Stacy customer flirts with me while being with her Chad male friend>2-3 50+ mature women want to have sex>Lose the weight and get sober>Lose all the attractionWhat did these w*men see at me while being an alcoholic fatty?
>>217134294nothing, you were so drunk, you had a warped view of realityor you're cooler and more laid backed while slightly buzzedbut i know on what i'd be betting my money
>>217128507is that aoc?
>>217125126You only need one of three things to get women: 1) Looks. 2) Personality. 3) Money/Power
>tfw platonic relationship with a Stacy (lol)>She admits she looks a man after money and penis girth than facials. Attraction is a plus though.I think she's a slut but she has no reason to lie to me.
>>217134294They saw a casual fuck with you and due to your violent nature by ejecting junkies, they wished you strangle them during sex while your beergut rubs their anorexic tummy and thinking on their mind: "don't tell daddy.">Older womenUnhappy marriage
>>217128042Good post. No attractive woman Gloria's age should be single. Tony could smell her insecurity and destructive tendencies like blood in the water. Melfi literally spells this out to the audience after her death.I really like her rant about her nephews and Christmas. Scarily realistic writing of a mentally unhinged childless roastie.
>>217129882This scene is so hard to watch. Like the spirit of Livia possesses him or something. What a fucking asshole.
>>217125126nothing is more attractive to a woman than rich and powerful bad boyand not just in the show, a lot of irl women love tony too
Stacies in their 30's are lunatics if they are still childless. >Realize that being a career woman and feminism is a psyop>Become extremely jealous to 18+ women dating Chads at their prime>Lose your girlfriends because they are spending time with kids>Quit the pill and get knocked up by a Chad, Tryone, Muhammed. Doesn't matter as long he is over 6'2 and handsome>Have a 2nd child because you get free money from government, your husband and your parents.>Get a meme career like nurse, cashier while living on benefitst Europoor.
>>217128836Stop destroying my cope. Someday I will find my chaste nippon waifu on tinder.
>>217134653My former Stacy coworker liked Ralphie for being super funny. She found the mole joke gutlaugh funny.
>aggressive>violent>sociopath>rich>criminalThis is literally what women desire. They pretend not to. Be they do be like that.
>>217134651He was right though. Janice was just pretending to be a better person for personal gain, as she always did, while her son was homeless in another country. Can't really blame Tony for calling her hypocrisy out. It was nothing like Livia, who just talked shit and lied for the sake of it.
>>217125126Tony should have dumped Carmella and married the Russian bitch.Carmella is just toxic energy.
The most normal woman that was with Tony had extreme BPD and daddy issues. Every other chick was a literal whore hanging around with the mafia. None of them were valuable.
>>217125126I've asked out like 10 girls last year and they all said yes, I'm unemployed and I'm missing my front tooth for the past 2 years
>>217134918Did she get the ick when his toupee came off?
>>217135637>It was nothing like Livia, who just talked shit and lied for the sake of it.She gave her life to her children on a silver platter.
>>217136052Alright, but she's gotta get ova it
>>217125135This
>>217125383>Discord/reddit mod>PowerNothing screams little man syndrome more than some egotistical faggot acting like they are some big shot. When in reality they have no strength no charisma they are unable to manipulate/bend the will of people easily. The worst of the worst tho are the "fake it to you make it" low test betas that pretend to be rich buying high quality bootlegs everything rent sports/hyper cars. Acting like millionares when you are easily able to tell if someone has money for real just be the way they act and mannerisms.Rich people dont waste money on stupid shit, poor people do. Weathly people understand the value of time&money. There is no point to show off, thats the most beta thing one can do.Tony is a mob boss that has murdered people many many people. He gets his way with the power of his mouth or the power of a crowbar. He is a man that takes what he wants when he wants, a man that does not take no for an answer.People like this when normalfags are around them for awhile. End up being amazed by how they are able to get there way,make money, just do shit boss people around because they are right and its for the best. They are a literal king/emperor and it shows this person is not normal, this person is not a "leader" or a "manager" this person is a ruler and will do what it takes to stay in power and make those under him happy he is in power, by feeding them off his aura empower said people. That standing with this ruler is the best thing that can happen in lfe... for the moment.
>>217135651Carmella was only good thing in his life lol>>217135637No. Tony could not stomach see Janice happy. Even if it was a facade, a trick - or whatever. It PAINED Tony to see anyone happy if it didnt come from him, it was like he was entitled dips to everyone elses happiness. Tony being quest in his sisters home and being such an asshole is not normal.I think this comes right after Junior calls him 'small hands' too? Its the only time Tony cries in the series; Junior is like his father to him, his sage and guidance, and when he goes away Tony begins to deteoriate both as a boss and as a father.
>>217136424>Tony could not stomach see Janice happy.Sure. He was also in the right calling her out on her hypocrisy. Not mutually exclusive.
>>217129908>Fun guy to hang around
>>217129328it's not an accomplishment to fuck a girl you aren't attracted to. there's also no point in doing it when you can jack off to way hotter chicks for way less effort.
>>217133420yeah Genghis Khan got to be the ancestor of like half the human race by being non violent and in touch with his feelings, didn't you know?
>>217134651It's not the first or the only time he has acted like Livia. Janice might be Livia Jr. to a T, but Tony got a lot of her traits too, like when he says "Poor you!"
>>217136149you can just tell her pussy turning into niagara falls from being manhandled and choked like that. every female watching the show secretly shlicked to that.
>>217129546Most of Tony's pulls are whores and BPDs that cause more problems than anything.He had an aura of confidence, but Melfii quickly saw through. Any normal person quickly sees through his shit.
>>217125383Cat AIDS
>>217125383Silly goose, the anon said power
>>217136664>>217135637I can tell you're a spiteful fuck.
>>217125126If you unironically say things like “____cel” “____maxx” or “____pilled” you will literally, in every sense of the word, literally never have sex with a woman
>>217125126Money it's all you need woman don't even like you treating them well
>>217125126I've watched plenty of women react to the sopranos and not a single one of them finds weird that Tony is landing all of those qties despite being fat and balding.
A lot of the women Tony falls in love with resemble Meadow
>>217137516That is just how Italian women look, the actress who played Meadow notwithstanding
Its almost as if their ancestors all hail from the same sunny peninsula
>>217125275Slip N Fall school valedictorian over here
>>217128973Jews
>>217133420In other words all 4chan
>>217128507Maple and Arianna didn't like the Melfi rape scene
>>217138625And neither did Milena and Lola
>>217125126>baldcelBalding celebate? What do you mean?
>>217125126Anyone who has watched The Sopranos with a woman will be able to tell you how wet Tony makes them. It's real
>>217125383A young femboy
>>217137145Tickets. Bermuda. Lodging at the Elbow Beach Hotel!
>>217128507Waltuh is a little bitch, he's a boomer chemistry teacher playing gangster. He's insecure and shitting his pants the whole show. Tony lives the life of a mob boss and acts like he deserves it.
>>217137480as a hookerpilled hookercel i've had sex with hookers
>>217129328shut up hamplanet
>>217138796this anon broke the writ! whiny complaining faggot bros… what do we say to this?!
>>217138944>he immediately starts his James Dean face
>>217136149used to date a girl like this. she would wind me up to the point i'm about to put hands on her and start grinning like a cheshire cat before I fucked her brains out. it loses it's charm very quickly tough. the sex is NOT worth it lads.
>>217125126Nigga she was crazy, crazy women are naturally attracted to "bad boys"Jesus Christ its 2026 and we are as millennials having to explain the most basic shit to zoomiesFuckin patheticStart with learning how to use a can opener ya useless fucks
>>217138758The guy couldn't use em! What'dya want me to do? Trow em away!?
i just self-insert as all the wives and goomahs every time i end up watching this show and i've imagined sex with tone and gobbling up his thick canolli at least hundreds of times.
>>217125126>baldcelhe has hair, that's not bald it's a massively receding hairline.cel means celibate. he was constantly fucking.
>>217128507>react channelhow lonely are you nigga?
>>217128906b-b-but the redpill says you need to be 6ft 6pack 6figure income to even have a girl look at you
>>2171251266ft, 6figures, 6 plates of gabagool
>>217139530maybe you're a fag you ever think about that
Rigatoni ala Tony. Heh-heh.
>>217128507You need friends or a gf or both, Like ASAPFuckin hell
>>217125126Tony literally has all traits women like in a man >>217125201Fucking 2/10 gooks does not count
>>217139530always with the scenarios
>>217139530think about it, tone, the sudden weight loss...
>>217129328>They do thoughThis is copium and you know it, you already conceded this in your other reply
>>217128507How have none of the repliers to this post ever come across a react channel thread here, we have them all the fucking time. Fucking tourists, man. Kys normalfags
>>217128507>react channelnew bottom
>>217145587AIDS?!
>>217139086yes it is faggotunless she does it in situations where the outcome will never result in sex, then shes just a bitch
>>217147171>new bottomcatching? not pitching?
>>217125126You obviously have never been here to Jersey
>>217129546in the old days before the interwebs people read local newspapers and watched local tv programming and would be keenly aware who a figure like tony soprano was.
>>217138625>>217138680Wet as October
>>217125126It is real the women are middle aged they play for scraps.
>>217125259It's just a negotiation tactic anon.... like pretending the car or house you're buying sucks. They rank men they know normally but strangers get the BS ranking. They also pretend all women are 10's for the same reason. Negotiating.
>>217126205He wasn't really interested in Melfi other than her being another potential conquest. He was using her to be a better criminal and he directed mommy issues towards her.
>>217125126>Power, money, beauty, fame. >chose your weapon to beat the gameI don’t remember what song that was from but it’s true.
>>217149121>local tv programming
>>217149293>He wasn't really interested in Melfi>Tickets. Bermuda. Lodging at the Elbow Beach Hotel!
>>217125126She was deeply mentally ill. Most of Tony's mistresses had defects.
>>217139086yeah had that shit mindfucking me for a couple years until i walked out on her because i couldn't handle it. i just wanted a couple nights a week after to work to chill man.
>>217149367She was like 70 too.
>>217149346>other than her being another potential conquest.yes he wanted to fuck her like I said
>>217149368>>217139086I'm the opposite. My girlfriend cowers if I pick my drink up too fast.
