https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-TLqoXnvZ8>Clock in at seven, minimum wage>Tearin' your ticket, point to the stage, >Smilin' through trailers, popcorn smell in my clothes>Butter and salt from my head to my toes, butter okay?>Low pay, long hours, feet start to ache>Poppin' and pourin' till my hands shake>You want extra layers? I drown it in gold>Then sweep up the mess when the credits roll, butter okay?>Kernels are flyin', the machine never stops>Burnin' my fingers on bucket tops, butter anyway>Extra-large orders, they drip down the side>Spill on the carpet where popcorn has died, butter okay?>Lights come up, aisles look like a war>I grab the broom, sweep row after row to the floor, >Dreamin' of quittin', a better someday>But rent's due tomorrow on this takeaway pay>Tips jar is empty, free movies are fine>Still smell like a theater at closing time, butter anyway
>>217126350When is this fat faggot going to get on ozempic and get a real job?
I don't want some fatass playing with my food
>>217126405His name is 'The Big Popper'
>>217126350exceptional harmonica
>>217126405popcorn isn't food so really your paying for the juggler to put on a show
>>217126450>John Popper>he makes popcorn for a livingThis story writes itself.
>>217126427>But you>Why you wanna give me a run-around?>Is it a sure-fire way to speed things up?>When all it does is slow me down
repulsive creature
>>217126350Why do you always make threads for this worthless lardass?
>>217126889Guy has soul, he's the spiritual inverse of pic related.
>>217126889On this board John Popper is a hero, end of story.
>>217126889Everyone forgot about this fat fuck after a week so he's making threads here gassing himself up for acting like a clown at his wagie position
>>217126350legendary popcorn dispenser
>>217126952you think robert would laugh if I tried to make a racist joke?
>>217128580No, and if you say something racist he has a legal justification to murder you.
>>217128653Dats rite
>>217128710Know your place boy
>>217128738I have mad respect for the kid. It isn't about the corporation fucking him in the ass, or hating your job and being just another whiner. He's gotta do what he's gotta do, and he's just going to own it. For himself, nobody else. We all attack him for the silliness, but it's only because we've become the adults we saw on TV as a kid we said we wouldn't. No fun, no magic, etc etc God I hate my life.
>>217126350How come that band wasn't bigger? I had no idea who they were until the scene where the CEO took over the jam band in The Office
>>217128892Because they have like one song anyone gives a shit about.
>>217128786You should kill yourself
>>217126350I actually encountered someone like this once, at Subway. The store had a tip jar in violation of corporate policy (used to work at Subway) and the guy was doing tricks with the sandwich ingredients. He had a routine where he dropped the cheese on from a height like Salt Bae then mock-tossed it into the toaster oven. Then he'd jerked his hand away and say "OUCH" like he got burned from touching the hot oven, but this transitioned it into a pre-planned 5 second dance (he had never burnt his hand). I saw someone put a dollar in and it pissed me off.I don't need this when I'm trying to get fast food (keyword: fast). He was holding up the line trying to squeeze a tip out of every customer with his little jester act. I don't like messing with people but this didn't sit right with me, I sent an email about this to Subway's corporate office. He did not get fired, but when I was in a week later, the tip jar was gone and the service returned to a dignified state. And, as a moviegoer? I don't want to be delayed by a showboating concession stand employees either. Why should I suffer just for their soliciting tips with ridiculous flailing and spinning? Do your job for the wage you signed up for, period.
>>217126350They call him "The Slopper"
>>217129319Lmfao I was waiting for this
>>217126350>>217126549>>217128738MAN THE HARPOONS!!!
>>217128653oh it's like that?
>>217126350In the history of serving popcorn to movie goers there stood one man above them all
>>217126350fatoids aren't human
>>217130120Made his name in the popcorn game before retiring to live the quiet life homesteading. Wonder if still has any juice in the tank. Maybe will one day come out of retirement and shock the world once again with his above average popcorn skills.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tab8fK2_3w
For what they charge for that bucket of corn, it SHOULD provide entertainment.
>>217126889He’s kino.
>>217130432>You know all there is to know about popcorn, so there's no sense us going down that same old road again. To beat this guy, you need speed - you don't have it. And your knees can't take the pounding, so fast serving is out. And you got arthritis in your neck, and you've got calcium deposits on most of your joints, so spinning is out. So, what we'll be calling on is good ol' fashion blunt force trauma. Horsepower. Heavy-duty, cast-iron, pile-driving popcorn bowls he will have to lift so slow they'll rattle his ancestors. Every time he lifts them to eat, it's gotta feel like he tried kissing the express train. Yeah! Let's start building some popcorn bombs!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fm5q-PAdBjg
>>217128786Keep living
>>217129319>but when I was in a week later, the tip jar was gone and the service returned to a dignified stateBased. I can't stand unprofessionalism from service workers.
