What secret chef tips do you think he shared?
the baguette dipped in piss thing
They modeled the zucchini based on him.
>>217132428>the burns on cooks' armskek, is that what he told people when they saw the track marks?
>>217132650damn anon he’s already dead
>>217132428Oh, so he was paid to have this opinion? I'd kill myself too if I were him.
>>217132428reminder that Guy Fieri trained in France among experts and "Tony" was a nepo baby hipster
i'm a cook and i never burned my arm again after the first year on the job. you gotta be really clumsy and careless to get burned a lot. stick to writing books and doing heroin and killing yourself over a broad
>>217132725he was killed for rejecting pizzagate style gigs, to his credit, but other than that you're correct
>>217132778He witnessed the drug induced death of a young Dominican boy in a hotel, property of Senator Adam Schiff
>>217132817being famous doesn't seem worth it. you can just accidentally make yourself a liability
>>217132428This is the first time in my life I read about a "Thank You" credit outside the context of the credits themselves.
>>217132428have a credit, have two
>>217132817he did post lots of ig stories from a hotel that were weird. his ig was mostly creepy stories before he acked.
>>217132428>realistic detailI actually watched this recently and was shocked by how many times the rat stood on the rim of a metal pot that is actively on the stove cooking food without burning his toes. They could have just made the pot handles wooden and have him stand on those.
>>217132428Gay.
>>217132725He was probably drunk and high on heroin the majority of the time he was cooking food.
>>217133624line cooks should be asked to stand during sports national anthems like veterans
>>217132817It was a shame he couldn't save that 8 year old niggo child that Obama had his way with on a yatch cruising around in Italy. Anybody remember those pictures and how quickly the mainstream media ignored it?
>>217132817it was the villas or cottages which they call them now i think at Chateau Marmont and the boy might have been Schiff's property but the hotel isn't.
>>217132428>Watched the big short with friends during christmas>Bourdain shows up to explain something mid movie>Mfw couldn't focus on what he was saying because my brain just kept thinking about having multiple negronis
>>217133624>you are able to make $100 a plate food while drunk and high on heroin The restaurant industry is a scam
>>217133739wait wut
>>217132650damn bro he's supposed to be a cook, not cooked
>>217133739>>217132817what the hell are you guys talking about, adam schiff is a married man
>>217133876So was Vito
Did j*nnies preemptively blackhole this thread? I'm getting a lot of connection errors here
>>217133803Then it might assist you to know that he never actually said anything about having two negronis. That entire speech was made up by a fan.
>>217133912With a Goomar no less
>>217132428I think something got lost in production. Bourdain clearly told them to hire a voice actor who would take his life over a woman, and instead they got somebody that killed his wife.
>>217133985>literally posting a lieI have it on VHS in my deck right now.
>>217132428I wonder what he was consulted on...
>>217133151based
Put a zucchini in your ass.Put two.
>>217132650i didnt know fieri posted here
>>217132817Fake story made up by niggers.
>>217132778>he was killed for rejecting pizzagate style gigs
>>217132650Oooof maron
>bourdain posting is deadtragic, it was pretty funny
>>217132428The secret to being a chef is.Never working the line. Always being pissy.Put in the least hours and complain you work too much.
>>217135585I would ask for a tumbler full of šoy sauce and dunk my entire piece of sushi in it while I maintained eye contact with Phony Bourdain. God what a cunt.
>>217135709>have a giant orange hat>havs two
>>217135585>fake story to market meme product he was barely involved in creating and just put his name oni hate this world, truly
somebody's going to post it, aren't they?
>>217136493Eat a local peasant tonight. Skip the garlic sauce. Have a warm pint at 4 o’clock in the morning in a mostly empty Castle. Go somewhere as a wolf. Listen to someone you think may be trying to sell you real estate. Order the stake rare. Eat a lawyer. Have a bride. Have three. Be open to a world where you may not be able to see yourself in a mirror but have them around your house anyways. Blehh slowly. Tip your henchman. Check in on your coffin. Check in on yourself. Enjoy eternal life.
>Buy a rope>Buy two
>>217132428>Burns on cooks armsI cook at home all the time and I don't have burn marks on my arms. I burned my fingertips once on a glass cake pan, but it didn't leave a mark. Are professional cooks just in such a stupor from all the narcotics that they leave their arms on the rims of hot pots and pans and don't notice it or something? I glad I don't eat out at restaurants, I would hate to bite down on a used needle in my salad or something.
>>217136493Theres a picture of irl girl that looks exactly like her
"Time for me to become a REAL chef."
>>217136936your busy and you have lots going on and sometimes you touch something hot, reach into the oven and put your arm against the shelf and get a burn. one day i took a tray from the oven with a cloth, but it on the surface, put the cloth down, done something else for a second and then picked up the tray with with no cloth, just my hand and burnt my whole hand. every finger and half the palm on my right hand. i was totally sober, just busy. got a tub of ice and water to dip my hand into every few minutes for the rest of the shift and carried on.
>>217136936if it's an actually busy or abysmally tiny restaurant, reaching over one pot in a hurry to stir another can easily result in a burn.but to have a ton of them is absolutely a signal that you're a doped up retard
>>217137043>your busyyou're*
>>217137043i once took off the big mitt to adjust my collar and then dunked my bare hand right back into the hot deep fryer.that sucked
>>217132650took his ass to flavortown
>>217137001kek
>>217136643Being in a relationship with him must have been tiring. Imagine your SO gets paid millions to fly all over the world 40 weeks a year while getting filmed shoving food into his face, then when they come home they’re a whiny, moody bitch.
>when someone comes into the restaurant and orders a meal you put on the menu, and now you have to make it
Anyone have the complete set?
>>217137067That seems retarded, not distracted, or even tired. Even with the mitt on why dunk your hand into a hot deep fryer?
Where do I find a girl to give me the Ratatouille treatment?
>>217139016Pull your hair and order you around? Buddy, those kinds of women are a dime a dozen.
>>217132428>Anthony Bourdain Reviews The 1st Robo Restauranthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2tKrVS1rg8
>>217139016You mean sit on top of your head and control your movements by yanking locks of your hair, allowing you to feign competence at complex tasks?Wish I knew, man. Wish I knew . . .
>>217132725yeah
>>217135709>>bourdain posting is deadIt hanged itself in a hotel in France.
>>217132650SPOON AND A BIC LIGHTER
>>217132725He killed himself because he was tired of working for CNN
>>217132650too soon
>>217135585then why did the chef give them basedsauce?
>>217140396uh uh uh>hangs self
>>217138355I work in a lab and never have I thought "I have adjusted my collar, now time to immerse my hand in boiling water"
he'd beat you in a fight
>>217140663>BJJ = fightingNuh uh
>>217140663he can't beat anyone in anything anymore
>>217140828still beats (You) in notoriety even as a dead man lel
>>217137606>retard does not understand he is in the wrong thread for the memeLurk more faggot
>>217135709AYO LIL DONNIE
>>217132428Chefs are faggots, cooks who think they're important
>>217135585lmao those two chad “meatheads” wouldn’t even budge from that gay jap’s karate chops
