Wormhole Physics 101
>>217135353post this on /sci/
>>217135353What about the Physics of my BC-304 in Colonel Carter's wormhole?
>>217135353I want to launch a meat shuttle inside her black hole if you know wbat i mean!!
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>>217135353Didn't you hear what she said Nintendo's can pass through anything
>>217135353English Sam!
GOOLD?
>>217135472>>217135599dangerously based
I will poo in the stargate
>>217136612Saargate
>>217136226>The fold of the space moves the ship
>>217136612Saargate: H1-B
>it's another Carter in the desert episode
>>217136723She doesnt even look like Carter.
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>>217136612>>217136652>>217136689>Incoming IDC, sir!>It's India... https://youtu.be/6p08AEpdv_8?si=VJyxKmD_Gurl0eJz&t=56
>>217136865Kek
>>217136259
>>217136865Yes Mister President, we've removed that IDC code from the list, they'll never be allowed through the gate again
>>217136865>It's India...Close the Iris
Over 30 years of discussing this show over never had a bad thread on here or anywhere elseGod it's good So sad it's been rebooted
>>217137020Amazon is going to produce some LOL-worthy top tier shit. Personally I hope they do an episode where one of them team opines that every world they go to looks like Africa
>>217137058I'm coping since they have the original show runners and writers on board, and have involved Gateworld into it which are the biggest Stargate autists around. I have hope Amazon will shut the fuck up and let them cook.
>>217137099I doubt it look what they did to the expanse
>>217137133Never watched it. But Amazon recently fired the roastie that was in charge so I'm hoping Bezos finally realized woke slop isn't selling, and Stargate might end up being one of the products where showrunners get to call the shots.I'm really high on copium, I know.
>>217137183that's my hope too. Especially how they handled, and fumbled, Rings Of PowerIf they do it again, then it's clearly agenda driven rather than profit driven
>>217137183We copiumns mateGod I hope your right There's been no good scifi kino's for so long
>>217137215>>217137220We've lost so many good franchises over the last decade. We need one (1) win.
>>217137241It's gonna be cheaply made Indian ai slopAs opposed to expensive Canadian kino
>>217136864>Dial the Indian Stargate, sir.
>>217137268I don't think the show was that expensive to produce, was it?
>>217137344Because it was filmed in Canada vs the US, it was "cheap". But 24 1 hour long episodes in itself isn't cheap to produce.
>>217137099>original show runners and writers on board, Just faces, they will not write or showrun anything>and have involved Gateworld into itOne of the biggest piles of mentally ill leftists on the planet. Swcind only to reddit. I am talking tranny centralIt's over, accept it.. There has been only 1 (one) non-woke show to come out of Amazon and that's The Terminal List and only cuz Starlord has some weight to throw around.
>>217137543>my symbiote identifies as she/her, but I prefer they/them
>>217137634thanks, I hate it already
>>217137634That will be an actual line in the show, you can bank on that.
Jaffa calling
>>217137543>>217137634grim
>>217137543temrinal list is not woke slop?
>>217137743It really isn't. Very enjoyable and has high rewatch value. Like anon said prolly because of Pratt making decisions and not Amazon themselves. The creator of the story is an actual spec ops guy and is obviously normal (not leftist).
>>217137743Faustian white man goes around disembowelling people that harmed his family The only woke part of it is the muh-feelings part
>>217137543>episode on a planet with black slaves>episodes on a planet about indians (feather) and white oppression>episode on a planet about feminist uprisingcan't wait
I choose to believe nuGate will be good. if anything can break the curse, it's Stargate.
>>217137634>faggots and niggers in StargateOWARI DA
why...?
>>217137802Are you joking or what? These are all episodes in the original show.
>>217137945>Here's your new daniel jackson, bro
>>217137906I think the only thing that can save Stargate, unironically, is full Pentagon participation and turning the whole thing into an advert for USAF recruitment.
>>217137945that's the Roland Emmerich helmed reboot trilogy that was canceled years ago, we're talking about the new Amazon show
I've got detailed files explaining that SG-1 is incompetent and nearly didn't rescue the world 8 times.I want to hear the comfy tails of the Marine SG-5 unit fighting against all the lesser Goa'uld's
>>217138052The us military became woke central years ago.
>>217138178Agreed, but they have been putting the woke away because they want young white men to fight in the wars again
>>217138279based
Dial deez nuts
Will nu-gate have big Tok'ra tits?
>>217139250based tokra tits poster
>>217136864>>217137276>Be me>Stargate enjoyer>Have a Chappa'ai set up in my toilet bowl.>Open the lid, it dials the Indian alpha site.>Dump the fattest turds imaginable over months into the event horizon.>Indian alpha site has no iris. US didn't share the tech to make it less than a micrometer from the puddle.>Every day a fat shit or stream of liquid feces comes flopping out of the gate onto their ramp.>The gate network has no caller ID.>Been eating good, lots of hearty and rich meals.>Feels good man
>>217139250only if you consider lizzo hot
>>217139542They would worship you as a god
>>217139791Saarpophis
>>217139866Apoophis
>>217140068>>217139866>>217139542>>217137276>>217136864>>217136612>>217136652>>217136689>>217136865
>>217139250>My host's knowledge suggests you'll be more open to a suicide mission if I do this.
>>217139542S02E03 - Prisoners, but instead of the gruel coming thru the stargate and down the chute to feed the prisoners, it's poo.
>>217140681Why would they use F14s and not something like an F-18 or hell even a 16?
>>217140637Luuv british columbia, such picturesque land
>>217140836F-14s and 18s are Navy. Stargate is Air Force. F-16s are single seaters.
>>217140692Kinda like that yeah. Just them lined up on the ground and someone slopping it to them onto the dirt by hand with a bit of rice.
>>217139250As if Daniel wouldn't be staring at them
I've got an idea for kino cape slop.Hire the writers from Stargate to write a Fantastic Four show.A four person team that goes on exploration adventures with the level of sci-fi jargon that Stargate writers can bring. And every once and a while they deal with Doom pulling the strings instead of Apophis or Anubis. Oh, it's that Anubis/Doom again.I think the writers could pull it off.
>>217141525>Dr. Jackson, remove your face from her breasts
Love the Rand Protectorate / Caledonian Federation episode
>>217142324It's one of the better ones, and one of the few where SGC seriously fucks up and can't fix things by the end. There's a sequel in season 9 that's even bleaker.
>>217143147Neat. I love it when they go back. Continuity of the story is very comfy. Got the whole of S8 and then some Atlantis before I go back to S9.
>>217143344btw here's my ranking so farS4 > S3 > S2 > S1 > S5 > S6 > S7 > S8
>>217139250webm?
>>217143567Sounds about right.S9 really gets better than the previous 2 seasons>>217143147What a retarded plan they had in that second episode.
>>217137802>Episode where some ancient Africans were dropped on a planet and forgotten and it's a high tech paradise because there were no whites to oppresse them
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>>217142324
Hallowed are the Ori!!
>>217143937>that straining button
>>217144162holy shit that's amazing
>>217144162>>217144200That slop looks like utter trash.
>>217144216>t. Woolsey
>>217144228What makes you think that the horrendous aspect ratio will ever look good?
>>217143937>>217144185
>>217144286jesus christ
>>217144280i dont why it spit it out like that, was probably the screencap i took
I never thought I have a thing for chicks with square jaws like Weir, but recently I figured out a the women I like have that feature. Very fucking weird.
What is happening in this thread?
>>217144547GOOLD related stuff, you wouldn't get it
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>>217137543well gero did do shit on later sg1 atlantis and sgu, so if he isn't the showrunner that's gonna have to be another bryan fuller discovery situation.
>>217144824that's hot af. lold at the ending.
>>217143937Torri Higgins is a personal 9/10
>>217144725the virgin globalists vs the chad usa
>>217145097based>>217144725>>217145136fucking love Oneill's morality especially in the first seasons when he was a serious character
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>>217143914>>217144216>>217144286For real though, why is there no stargate porn?I searched for it yesterday, the only thing I could find was clips from the very first episode, and a 5 sec ai fake of Hathor milking a cock.With such a popular series there must be a demand? I could find more porn of Farscape than off stargate.
>>217145580yoooo wtf that's exactly how he looks irl
>>217140373>I'm not witty and women won't fuck me >I know, I'll call people brown on the internet!
>>217145663what's the issue with that?
>>217145580Holy fuck
>>217145623Stargate wamin aren't for lewding, but respectful appreciation
>>217137907That's the correct way to do "they/them".
>>217136689Kek
>>217146178Shut the fuck up, fag.
>>217146741kek
how will the new show deal with Earth having the most powerful fleet in 5 galaxies?
>In an unknown date, Jonas led a project to protect Langara using Naquadria power cells. He, alongst with Kianna and another scientist, Rahil, created a defense array. However, later was uncovered than Rahil was, in fact, a Tok'ra agent, and, intending to make better the Array, had incorporated Replicator technology, which took the array's control, threatening Langara. By then, Jonas had developed feelings for Kianna, but both worked together with Rahil and the SG-1 to destroy the Array. Later, Jonas, alongst with the last Naquadria cell, travelled to Valhalla, to assist the Asgard Odin. There he built a bomb with the cell, though it failed to destroy Surtr. Ironically, Jonas defeated Surtur with his words: when he suggested him than he absorb Odin in place of killing him, he finally gave peace to the Asgard and its creations, as together they found a way to Ascension. Jonas returned to Langara, and to Kianna. (book SG1: "Valhalla")
>>217135353Do anons know about Ashton Forbes? Healthcare IT guy researching MH370 for years. He postulates "black project tech" that can make wormholes: https://x.com/search?q=%22wormhole%22%20from%3Aashtonforbes&src=typeahead_click&f=live
>>217147531the bad guys will have.... more powerful ships. it's that easy.
>>217143914Jaffa kree, kek
>>217147736the pouch is disgusting
>>217147736humans simply don't move like algorithm
>>217147695expanded universe a shit
>>217140699It's like they're flying at 40 knots lmao
>>217144162how did the aspect ratio get fucked up this badly?
>>217137099>they have the original show runners and writers on boardwhich means SHIT!!!because they don't have ANY fucking say!the Netflix woketard is running the show and it will fail accordingly
>>217137099>involved Gateworldas already noticed,pretty much ALL internet fandoms are INFESTED with wokie (((faggots))) who faschistically gatekeep any semblance of old school sanity and common sense
>>217135731Rest in Peace Hammond of Texas>>217136669Lmao
>>217136733i got you senpai
>>217151594m-mama
>>217152149Private! Lick the sand from between my toes
