I will now watch your live action Zelda movie
>>217147666guy pheromones on the left has disgusting hexagon shaped bolt ons and probably has mutilated genitals alsoabsolutely disgusting
>>217147666
>>217147666Keep seething and dreaming faggot.
>>217147666>666Truly demonic thread
>>217147666>>217147731white guys>white girls with a penis>white girls
>>217147666actually not bad
The last Zelda I played was the one for Super Nintendo. I tried playing the one for Wii when I was at a friends house but it seemed kinda gay. What would this movie even be based on?
>>217147666>transangels.com
>>217147731Zelda is permissably accurate and the lady is cute, but Link looks absolutely perfect. Really spot on. They did a good job and clearly took it very seriously. No homounless.. ?? :o
>>217149256>>217147731This is the real casting, right? Id be happy with it if it were, at least
>>217147666Diamonds
>butthurt tranny mods deleted the first postkek
>>217147666K I N OINO
>>217147666>Height difference
>>217147666>no bulge (for sydney)ai SLOP!
>>217147666When a tranny fucks a girl, is it a gay or straight sex?
>>217149754depends on who tops
MAKE IT HAPPEN HOLLYWOOD
>>217149800>no jack blackHard pass.
>>217149754It's an abomination
>>217147666I'd like to play Ganon.
>>217148140Ocarina of time and Twilight Princess are the only 3D zeldas worth it. Links Awakening is one of the best 2d ones
>>217147666>man as Zelda, woman as LinkHuh?
Fixed that for you
>>217151020w-what is that??
>>217149286Yep, those are real set photos too. We've also seen a bit of Impa leaked to us also.It's looking genuinely pretty good.
>>217149860Who were you thinking of casting him as?I think he would be good as the king goron. Dancing around and acting like a faggot. Also would be comedic seeing him get eaten by the dragon.
>>217151020What exactly was the Grok prompt like
>>217151020now I'll watch it.
>>217151093>"Make Zelda in this image get an erection, still covered by her dress, but it's a clear she's fully torqued under it"Wanted it bigger and more pronounced, but that was the best I could get it to generate with flagging it for restricted content
>>217151020Imagine if you magically got transported into the world of Zelda and you were in Sydney Sweeneys body as Link and you were so small and busty and you were with Hunter as Link and had to give her a hand job wouldnt that be so weird haha
What is this from?
>>217151111Nice quads
>>217147666Sorry, Satan. No troons for based Nintendo.
post it. you know, THAT image
The country voted, in its majority, to harm you as much as possible, and following this, even the democrats refuse to platform you, and it's permanent.
>"Imagine, if you will, a moviegoer who goes to the theater for one thing. It's not to get out of the house, nor to be entertained. Rather, they watch movies to stimulate their genitals to and then post on online image boards of how much the movie made them want to masturbate. Tongiht, on The Twilight Zone."
>>217151020
slit your throat open, disgusting freak
>>217147666Seethe on, faggot.
>>217147666i require boobs in my face
>>217154445Fake news. Hunter has a feminine micropeen.
>>217147731I really hope Link uses that line in the movie. It'll make theaters go wild, like chicken jokey
>>217154543I thought Link was supposed to be a mute? If they make him some chatterbox I'm immediately turning 360 and walking away.
>>217149800Great cast for a Zelda movie in 2016
I could legit see Hunter Schafer as link, the elf boy is already pretty androginous and doesn't say much. It could even be an acting challenge.
>>217154445>cut Yuck!
>>217154608>Great cast for a Zelda movie in 2016AI means any time can be today.
>>217154445That's a penis
>>217147666Why are Americhuds so obsessed with troons?It's the weirdest thing.They spend half their time seething about them online, and the other half wanking over them online.
>>217148140the wii was the shittest console ever made with the worst controller ever sold in volumenitendo sucks anus
>>217147666why this kinda works though...
>>217151353She cute.Name?
>>217154654switch elwes and cruise
>>217147666>HunterWould watch anything this fuckmeat is in. If I ever caught her in a dark alley at night she wouldn't shit right for a year.
>>217154654I kind of like Matthew Broderick for Starlord.
>>217155870Hunter Schaffer
>>217149800>UrbosaGiven that most of the characters are OoT, and the woman doesn't look particularly tall or buff, why didn't they label her 'Nabooru'?
>>217151075This.
>>217147666Is this /v/ approved?
>>217151075Oh god, there's so much they could do with him as Darunia; not only could he get a musical moment but I'm pretty sure they'd be able to sneak in a 'lava cucco' reference somewhere
>>217155870Hunter biden
>>217151075This sounds good.
>>217149860Jason Momoa should be in, too.
>>217150718Disregard, I meant to write Minish Cap.
>>217147666>666Die devil Troon.
>>217154654Kurt Russel as Nick Fury is great desu
>>217157063>Jason MomoaHe's obvious casting for Ganondorf. Large, Tanned, intense eyes +eyebrows.
If this happens, Zelda will be a trans icon. I can imagine Rule 34 fanarts of Zelda on the Internet.
>>217151053an improvement
>>217151020except hunter has a small little button penis
>>217154654Absolute kino casting. Funny to think that we are almost to the point that this will be possible. It will look shitty but it will be possible.
>>217147666good morning
>>217154654>manlet Captain America
>>217149286ya dude those pics were official
Sex with Link
>>217158741straightest adult Nintendo fan
>>217151353Whenever I see a tranny trying to put on female mannerisms like that I bust out laughing, shit is like rocky horror kek
>>217158753nope, that's me and i would only fuck Samus after she spent 3 months inside her sweaty suit.
>>217158572yes, but when she gets hard (and yet, she still can get hard) it sticks straight out like the hardest little 4 inch bar of steel you've ever seen. soooo cute
>>217147666is this what you want to see in the year of our lord 2026
>>217147666imagine
>>217159382K I N OI WILL NOW WATCH YOUR 3 PART TRILOGY
>>217159382Decent but it's not what it could've been
>>217151093Good Morning Sir
>>217153416I don't think Rod would be phased by a bunch of coomers going to a theater to get their rocks off. He lived through the porno theater era.Crazy to think that a bunch of people watching full-blown porn in a theater was a normal thing for a while
>>217154704WELL EXCUUUUUSE ME PRINCESS
>>217147666i would actually watch this in theaters, and even buy a large cheetos popcorn
>>217154573They'll probably make him talk a little bit. If you don't make him talk then it really does just make it Zelda's adventure with Link tagging along as a pet.
>>217147666>Sydney vs. Hunter Goes Wet
>>217147666Only if zelda walks around with a bulge in that dress the whole time.
>>217147730/thread>>217158021delusional troon
>>217159239Based
>>217147666I wish Link had a massive futa cock in this pic and I wish Zelda was in a micro bikini with a chastity cage
>>217154654>1980>most of the images are from 90s
>>217164147
>>217162559This would have been a good option.
>>217158663>>217151058Bruhs I am pumped. Theyre really doing it and not slopping it. It could be as great as LOTR, not that it ill, but many things that would totally exclude the possibility dont seem to be oresent yet. Ive decided to let myself be excited.
>>217159382Is this all it takes to get people to go to the movie theater?
>>217165180No i can gen ai slop and watch porn at home. But this >>217147731 does the trick. Look at link's face. Just look at it. They took this shit seriously and are doing it right. I can just feel it.
>>217158021Lmao you wish tranny, you'll never be a woman and you'll never achieve the orgasm of a real women , you're just a loser faggot who got groomed when he was a little fagkid.
>>217165420>They took this shit seriously and are doing it right. Too soon to say that.
>>217147731Will Zelda be a strong princess who needs no man?
>>217159382>>217147666Hunter still produces sperm ????legit question
What would a blowjob from Hunter feel like? Asking for a friend named SWIM.
>>217165971Imagine in Zelda transformed into a man and rescued herself. That would be CRAZY.
>>217166579Like a woman except she knows exactly what you want
Will you watch her Blade Runner?
>>217147666Looks like a transfixed fantasy parody kek
>>217166689I was curious, now I’m intrigued. I think only really straight, high test men would enjoy her mouth.
>>217151353>>217166703Sorry chuds, but she successfully passes!
>>217147731Thanks for posting your grandma's Facebook memes.
>>217166781look at her hips
>>217167042>herYou admit she passes then.
>>217167042Anon, those are not child bearing hips, but cock taking ones!
>>217147666>tranny zelda The official stance of the United States is that there are only two genders: male and female.
>>217153363You people sound fucking psychotic with this tranny obsession. Enjoy the midterms I guess.
>>217148012Why are jojoniggers always actual literal homosexual fags?
>>217167132>the opinion of a country that doesn't even participate in most international organizations >matters to anyone but burgers
>>217151020keekk
>>217162559Miserable Link
>>217162559Shouldn't Link look younger?
>>217147731not really interested in zelda but it's great to see ultra-white people being cast in fantasy againi wonder how many negroes they'll add to balance it out.
>>217147666The great debate.
>>217154654>>217164457Winter Soldier didn't exist until 2005.
>>217164457now do one made in the 60s
>>217167212Your shithole relies on my “irrelevant” country for aid all the time. We just toppled a nation in six minutes, you don’t have a fucking choice but to respect my stance so long as you eat my food, watch my movies, drive my cars and use my internet.
>>217147731Where can I purchase tickets?
>>217147666It's funny how Hunter would have been an ideal pick for Link if he weren't a troon, but because he trooned he won't be allowed near LoZ.
>>217167995
>>217167995There is no debate. Ghouls don’t belong in movies, tv, video, books or even on a wheaties box. The only place for them is a shallow unmarked grave.
>>217168441but enough about you!
DINNER
>>217168217The only correct answer.
>>217151020:3 wuts this?
>>217168071Since Winter Soldier is just applying a super-name to "Bucky" Barnes, they can certainly use some variation of the character.
>>217169021Not unless it's a flashback/prologue. Bucky dies during WW2.
>>217168071And the MCU this is all based on didnt exist until 2008. Whats your point?
>>217169084But that's not what the images are about though, they're talking about if an Avengers adaptation was made in the 80s or 90s. When the MCU actually started is irrelevant, but not the creation of the characters. It'd be like including Kamala Kahn in an 80s adaptation, which would just be stupid.
>>217151020What was fixed?
>>217169167weird fixated autism bro
>>217166812But I am the Grandma
>>217168477
>>217154543I hope it happens just because people on this board will seethe
>>217147666Holy cringe balls, Batman
>>217169193No, the people that made those fan casting images are the kind of idiot that can't conceive of the reality where things were always as they are. Like talking to a child who can't comprehend living in a world without the internet or mobile phones.
Imagine being an introvert dudebro in baggy jeans and t-shirts and unkempt buzzcut hair living your life behind the screen, who uplift other men over yourself just cause those men "identify as female"
Its bad enough simping for women, but what desperation cause someone to simp for troons?
>>217169333desperation.
>>217169249Why?
>>217149800>Emma>ZeldaYou realize she's pushing like 50 now?
>>217169754Fans love her.
>>217168098>bragging about toppling literal who nations for their oillol and yet we don't mess with a single nuclear capable nation, ok.
>>217151353he moves like a gay man
>tfw I will never eiffel tower sydney with hunter
>>217169564because its Boomery/ Reddity/ pop culture/ nostalgia baitI mean its lame if they put it in the movie but it will be funny to read people on this shitty board seethe about it
>>217169977Well, he is
