Why does Mulder get his ass kick so much in this show?
Maybe he picks up fights that he cannot win
all he does is watch porn and listen to conspiracy radio
>>217156201This couldn't work today with most of the actors fainting in ecstacy in those manly arms
>>217156201Dumb esl poster
>>217156201Skinner is too strong
Why does Skinner, the largest of the FBI agents, not simply rape the other X-Files?
>>217156299>oh no a typoGo cry some more you fucking baby
>>217156343>Mulder have you ever wondered why the pages are sticking together in all the files?
>>217156201Why do redditors love pushing the Skinner and Mulder are gay shit?
>>217157356she's so damn cute
>episode has Bruce Campbell in itkino incoming
>>217156201Was there a single fight he won in the entire series? Dude goes to incredibly dangerous places and takes no measures whatsoever to ensure his safety when even a toddler could beat him up
>>217157446he's supposed to be a nerd, and also a likable character. him suffering invokes your compassion
how could the lone gunmen simply walk into the FBI office as visitors and talk to Scully?
>>217156201Imagine the sweat
>>217156201Oh there is a reason alright...
>>217157490His stupidity made me groan, even when I was a kid. Self-inflicted suffering invokes nothing but schadenfreude
I've never bought Mulder being a nerdy guy. David Duchovny seems to like playing him more of a sleazy pervert who brags about celebrities he never had sex with than an outright office geek guy.
>>217156201Both Mulder and Scully suck dick at fighting and shooting.I was watching the Gender Bender episode yesterday, both Mulder and Scully get disarmed about 3 times each in that, at one point Scully gets disarmed, the guy that disarmed her is just there, and instead of shooting him, Mulder rusehes over and sees if Scully is okay while the troon aliens flee.
>>217156201Because he's1. A mortal, typical man, just like you and me, and2. NOT a hyper-lethal black-ops super-agent. He's not John Matrix, and he's not Jack ReacherHe's a typical field-agent. Likely physically fit and with some useful experience & knowledge that working such a job would inevitably bring, but that's about it.In a realistic setting with realistic writing, somebody like that isn't going to be an invincible super-being or a hyper-competant killing-machine. If they get outnumbered, outmatched, or even just taken by surprise, they're going to lose a fight.
>>217156201>>217156290>>217156308I'd let him open my xfiles desu
>>217157381It isn't just them. The faggots here do it as well.
>>217156201>it's ogre
>THE CONSPIRACY ISNT GOING TO BE THE ONLY THING BLOWN WIDE OPEN MULDER>YOUR ASS IS ABOUT TO BE A XXX FILE WHEN IM DONE WITH IT
>>217156201Skinner is a chad>>217156247literally me
>>217156247what about the occasional photoshop of Scully's head on nude models?
>>217157356No, not really.
>>217156201OP, are you aware how many times the Holocaust and Nazis are referenced in this show to remind the masses to never forget? Can't imagine why the white male lead would get his shit kicked in a bunch...
>>217156201Because Chris Carter could never have the heroes succeed. He may have taken some inspiration from the story structure of King Arthur but I think he's too cynical so the heroes could never succeed ever. It was probably this among with his greed and refusal to plan ahead that the series never ended, that the ayy lmao threat was never defeated
Why does this guy always win though
skinner joined the marinesmulder did his undergrad in psychology who do you think wins that fight
>>217160871Why did they change the ending to his story? Didn't they realize how hard he worked on it?
>>217156201Antisemitism. A tragic tale as old as time.
He's a non-patriarchal male, and that's a good thing, it's part of his appeal.
>>217157878Muldina, I....
>>217156201he was a fucking nerd remember that episode where it shows him when he's brand new to the academy and he has a shot on a guy in a hostage situation and chokes and gets the guy killed probably should have been let go then
I forget, but wasn't Skinner pretty much the muscle of the show that beat the shit out of everyone he tangled with?
He watches a lot of porn and brings it to work but besides that I never got a pervy feel from him he is just very focused on alien bullshit and his interests in that rub people the wrong way. He is usually very nice and polite
>>217162767Is the porn part ever mentioned in the series?
>>217162792Yep few times in jokes
>>217162807didn't notice it so far and I'm on season 6
>>217158954Holy mental illness
>>217160871Why is this guy alway smoking?
>>217162767>>217157658Yeah I think you're getting him mixed up with his Californation character
>>217156201He always wins a fight against Krycek, tho.
>>217163131As I understand it's the only pleasure he has left in life. At least that's how I would feel if his backstory in Musings of a Cigarette Smoking Man is true
>>217163131Nicotine kills covid. Not even joking. Google it.
>>217163504Bullshit, covid made smoking far less enjoyable since I couldn't taste or smell anything.
>>217156201me on the left...........
>>217156201He wouldn't stop saying the N word.
>>217163098every time scully interrups mulder watching something it's always an erotic vhs and scully references the tapes mulder has
>>217163098There were only two or three short, humorous dialogues. One in Mulder's office in the FBI building, season 1 or 2, and another in a motel room, probably season 2, between Scully and Mulder, of course.
>>217162792>>217162767Duchovny made Mulder a coomer. There are numerous references to this throughout the show. It's not exactly subtle if you just have the show on in the background you may miss it throughout the numerous episodes where it's brought up. It also doesn't often get explicitly brought up through the dialogue.S02E11Who is a bigger coomer IRL? Duchovny or Anderson?
>>217164574hard to say, at least Anderson is a very public coomer
>>217164574maybe we were the real coomers all along
>>217157386>She's so cute>standard healthy human femaleYou creatures really love your own opinions don't you?
>>217156201I just started watching it for the first time and now Im on season 2Scully is so fucking hot
>>217156201>get his ass kick so muchSAAR, WHY GET HIS ASS KICK SO MUCH?!!? SAAR?!?!
Skinner's alpha male energy + devastating BRUTE strength guided by a CEREBRAL mind like an alligator awaiting to POUNCE, is the RAW elixir of APEX MALENESS that's missing from "Heated Rivalry" -- more like warmed over leftovers.
>>217157714It's also propaganda/naive regurgitation in hindsight, as if a higher-up FBI is upstanding + responsible, not a cog in a reckless machine.
>>217166767I think there were plenty of cog FBI characters, you just didn't notice them, they didn't stand out. You noticed Skinner who is upstanding and responsible, and you noticed CSM who just cares about his own agenda
>>217166767The fact Skinner is between a rock and a hard place is the whole point of his character, though. "Zero Sum" is a great episode and it's almost entirely about that.
>>217164574There is an episode with a psychic and they bring up that Mulder is into Autoerotic asphyxiation.
Anyone play that X-Files point & click game from the late 90s? It was awesome actually. Most of the cast appear and Skinner has a pretty big role.
>>217157386her sister was 10000% hotter
>>217157714>He's a typical field-agent. Likely physically fit and with some useful experience & knowledge that working such a job would inevitably bring, but that's about it.I mean he also jobs to randos constantly though, like the would be victims of the vampires and stuff. It's one thing for him to lose to paranormal and all the black ops niggers, but he just loses to average flip off the street too.
>>217162624He didn't take the shot because it was against FBI protocol, which is part of what got him so many good boi points with the FBI. It also drove him to ignore protocol from then on.
>>217156299Nice punctuation, Jose. >>217157446Yes. He beat up the one legged dude that everyone said controlled the weather.
>>217163504i know like 10 pack a day smokers who have had covid
>>217156201He's a jewish nerd.
>>217169052That's one cigarette every 7 minutes for 24 straight hours, you sure about that?
>>217166053>t.
>>217167411>>217167595I'm assuming the whole lot of apples are rotten, not one is wholesome. Skinner gave us a glimmer of hope, as double-barrel chest use to be a man of imposing stature/strength that can be depended on (look at male physique in all the "nation building" posters.)
>>217167977I think I saw it whilst looking through PS1 games to download for my phone
>>217169126Not to mention that’s $100 a day habit.
>>217157446The Lord had his back.Amen.
You now remember the dogshit ending in the fake Navarro desert
>>217156290Faggot
>>217169758You're a gay cunt and should go back
>>217164574In the episode (Nisei S03 E9) Scully asks ' What are you watching?'Mulder says "Something that just came in the mail".Scully replies " That's not your usual brand of entertainment"....!
>>217170994Because Mulder purchases all his pornography from seedy video stores on the side of the highway
>>217171575he also enjoys group fap sessions in degenerate cinemas
>>217157381Fujos gonna fujo, they need a man to ship Mulder with and Skinner's the best option
>>217171847how much do hoes like this cost?
>>217157775underrated
>>217162660>I forget, but wasn't Skinner pretty much the muscle of the show that beat the shit out of everyone he tangled with?skinner sits in an office and grumbles at people. that's all he days for 98% of the fucking show.
>>217162792>Is the porn part ever mentioned in the series?there is a joke about mulder killing himself from auto-erotic asphyxiation.
>>217172959He was also insanely ripped and fucked up anyone who messed with him when it did happen; did you see him shirtless? Absolute panty dropper.
>>217173050Kill yourself faggot scum
>>217173352Calm down closet boy
so skinner DID murder that hooker right
>>217156201He's sort of a bitch to contrast Scully.
>>217163550That's why I switched to menthol.
>>217156201He's a lover, not a fighter
>>217157386I want to tell her something that she's incredibly sceptical about so she makes a funny face at me.
I don’t think people appreciate how different the X Files was to all the trope TV shows at that time. Mulder wasn’t some bad ass cop or Magnum PI or other ego shows. As said, he was a dork. Even Lynch didn’t go all out with Cooper in Twin Peaks. Cooper was a dork but still le bad ass
>>217174393she was an alien so it was OK
>Mulder, my orifice, now.
>>217156201>>217156308IRL Caius Cosades
hes an fbi profiler who sits in a basement reading alien abduction stories not super cop
>>217174870Kill yourself faggot scum
>>217174915Why are you so mad at a joke?
>>217174899would be good casting
>>217174899>yes?
>>217170143sounds plausible. well, if he can afford it
>>217156201Is this test footage? AI? That camera work is weird.Anyway it's because Mulder is LITERALLY the whipping boy for the FBI's weird shit division. Like that's literally his canonical job. They assign all the weird shit to the one turbo autist weirdo guy then beat the shit out of him to undermine any public concerns that any of it is real.
>>217156308This isn't ai. This actually happened, every day on set.
>>217162767>>217162792David Duchovny is a notorious sex addict and always has been, Mulder liking porn was an in-universe nod to the actor himself. People once thought "dude sex addiction isn't a real thing, you made that up" but a look at his actual career.. yeah man this guy is pathologically horndog and knows it. Red Shoe Diaries? Not one but TWO different projects whose titles reference going on a sex crusade across California? The list goes on, he just can't stop getting his bone on, and frankly I don't blame him.
>>217164574Fuuucking hell the show looked so goodthose warm film colors, those suits, gatdamn
>>217156308>>217175671Kill yourself faggot scum
>>217171575>those smileshng
>>217175757kek you are powerless to broach white culture and humor, jeetyou will always be the outsider and you will never import the rest of your caste
>>217175658They did everything they could to get him off of the xfiles you stupid fuck. As far as the fbi was concerned his talents were being wasted.
>>217175807>didn't watch the seriesOh, another one of these underaged secondaries, ehIs the X-Files up for another round of discord badges?
>>217175787Gay zoomers turning every xfiles thread into some >i wanna fuck daddy Skinner xd faggotry is white culture?
>>217157386She really is
>>217175836I watched the show when it originally aired and its a reoccurring theme, at least up to season 8.
>>217175807What kind of life does one have to get this upset over an xfiles post?
I could probably HEEM everyone in /x/, hell, I could HEEM them all at once
>>217175849I’m sure they’ll stop after you respond enough. A couple more oughta do it.
>>217175971Still not much of an achievement seeing as at least half the board is underage/lgbt human garbage and women.
>>217175913They literally explicitly make it clear multiple times throughout the show's run that the entire reason the X-Files exists and Mulder is permitted to live and investigate them is because he discredits them with his existence. He's a patsy.
>>217176062>the entire reason the X-Files existsYeah lets all just forget Arthur Dales.Its clear you just fundamentally don't understand the show.
>Skinner wears $1000 glasses
>>217176247>im a faggot who loves cock.
>>217176062You literally explicitly made it clear multiple times just how retarded you are.
>>217175856>hey Mulder I need you to examine my asshe stayed inexplicably professional in that scene
>>217177148Kill yourself
>>217171575This show is so comfy. I dont care if the ending was ass
>>217157634dude
>>217177164dude why are you so on the edge?
>>217156201Mulder is just competent at fighting. He gets his ass kicked often because he deals with monsters and super humans more than anyone else.
>>217157658mulder was also established early on as a sleazy pervert, they just didn't bring it up all the time
>>217175757Its just a funny meme vid bro. If this actually makes you seethe you need get out the closet mr faggio
>>217177535You're a fag
>>217177480it's like he barely worked on the files until Scully shows up. As in: he studied the cases and did the intelligence, but never went anywhere to investigate
>>217177480>sleazyHow often was he sleazy?>>217177557Another retard heard from.
>>217162792>>217164574
>>217164182But those were for research I thought. He was studying
>>217177553>no uMr intellectual here got a little too excited when he came from reddit and realised he can call people faggot and not get banned
>>217177557Not true. We get a couple flashback episodes where he goes into the field before he met scully
>>217177743You can pretend all you like that youre not a fag, but you're not fooling anybody. No straight guy would come to these threads every week to post gay shit because they think it's funny. That's fag/tranny/woman behaviour.
>>217177745That guy is a fucking retard who just makes up nonsense and then claims others havent watched the show when his retarded shit gets called out.
>>217156201Funny. Even back then a bald guy could easily pull out alpha Übermenschen look without an effort. All needed was a healthy appearance. A light tan and healthy skin tone, plus a slim, slightly muscular figure. this because he didn't fap and stare to pixels all day long and didn't eat goyslop. Today we have fat, bearded, bald stinky neckerbeards subhumans or twink faggits. I bet Gillian was more wet for Mitch than coomer Duchovny.
Milder was a top FBI recruit and become one of the best criminal profilers. He then stumbled on the X Files and sperged out because of his sister’s abduction. He was still regarded as a great investigator and profiler by the FBI who was wasting his career on the X Files when Scully came along. They were hoping Scully would debunk his work enough he would quit and go back to criminal profiling
>>217178000He married Anderson’s stand in
>>217178000Silence, faggot.
>>217157775Kek.
>>217178001Wow, finally someone with a clue about what actually happened. Not just another faggot lusting over Skinner.
>>217177370This. He easily overpowered Krycek or that lame vampire. He was a match for that black agent dude. He could even fight alien bounty hunter and win.
>>217178073Alien bounty hunter almost never fully targeting Mulder and just basically saying "fuck off already, human".
>>217178016Indeed
>>217178052I always wanted a flashback episode of Mulder catching Monte Props
>>217178016nice>>217177843that episode was pure gold. love how the guy immediately bangs a secretary afterwards and tries to seduce Scully next. All after Mulder last time telling her that he loves her and and rejects him
>>217178393You could almost make one with ai now.
>>217156201Because Mulder, despite Duchovny trying to make his character into something else, is actually a huge dweeb.
>>217178045
>>217179701Kill yourself faggot scum
for me it's Scully
>>217171575>that lighting, that beautiful play of light and shadowI want to go back bros
>>217180029You probably weren't even born
CSMs incompetent son and the test subjects with sewn eyes and mouths piss me off so much
>>217174510Thats such a lovable face
>>217163098>>217164198https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkkmRsyXfwYDude really?
>>217170513>survives heat-seeking missiles>killed by a gunshot
>>217180257yeah I have it running while I'm working on projects and it makes me oblivious to some of the finer details like this
why are the aliens a target for humour most of the time?
>>217174870sex files reopened
He got his ass kick every time he demanded it. An ass kick is no small favor
>>217181930with great ass comes great responsibility
Scully has unexpectedly nice pecs, hnnng
>>217180257kek
>>217174827but he didn't know that at the time
I love this episode
>>217166634>ONE TYPO!!! YOU FORGOT THE ED!!!!I think you're the only one suffering from ED problems here
>>217157446I seem to remember a fun moment in the tenth season was him not getting his ass kicked for once but can't remember the episode.
>>217178393Are any of the comics good?
pls dont die
gooners unite!
>>217185935One of my favorite episodes
>>217185935
>>217184650this one was fun
>>217177789Anon, did it move? You seem upset.
>>217186256
>>217156201
>>217186937
What the fuck was their problem?
>>217186976>punching a handcuffed manYeah totally a badass action hero
>>217187814I forgot but what did this demon woman monster want again? Or what was her point?
How can I be a chad like Skinner?
>>217181928>>217182468>>217185913>>217187994Kill yourself faggot scum
>>217187994be born with broad shoulders, a narrow waist, and do a lot of farmer's carry
>>217187994there's a lot of superficial advice to give, and you can figure out the most obvious by watching the show. now let's start with more a more specific angle: what do you think you're lacking that he has?
>>217188353why are you gay?
>>217188353Position of authority over Scully.
>He's right behind me isn't he?
>>217188465why are you gay?
>>217188584>posting Skinner in any form whatsoever makes you gayanon, I think you're really into him. otherwise you wouldn't get so unreasonably angry
>>217188615You are gay
>>217188615the best part is the first post that set him off was likely an actual woman or straight man since it referred to him as a panty dropper
>>217156201>I can't believed you suicided yourself. I cannot believe you suicided yourself. How could you have done this? I can't help you out of this one, Mulder.
>>217188665You missed the "You're way out of line!"
>>217178016based
>>217188429ok this will be a tough one to achieve. are you in any position of authority or responsibility already? basically look out for your colleagues/team, assist them if someone needs help, don't brag about it
>>217187857She was an actual satanic witch putting the beat down on a bunch of idiot satanist larpers.
>>217188903Why do you keep answering questions you have no idea about?
>>217184822The Millennium ones were good. Such an underrated show
>>217189992You're worthless
>>217187735just imagine all the freaky sex they had
>>217190073See>>217190047
>>217163131aliens told him it was cool
>>217163131>>217190179two more fags without a clue
