What would you do with a time-stopping watch?
>>217157773Spend a day ogling women, feel bad, and then dedicate the rest of my time to petty crime. The kind the IRS wouldn’t notice.
>>217157792>The kind the IRS wouldn’t notice.Like what?
>>217157802rape
>>217157808Why would the IRS care about rape?
>>217157773NONSTOP ASS RAPE
>>217157808till the damn cows come home
>>217157773
I’d do all sorts of things to her.
>>217157802Stealing like $20 every couple days to buy stuff. We don’t live in a world where you can just show up with enormous amounts of cash anymore.
>>217157773How does this shit work? He couldn't pour milk but he could drink it through a straw.Does that mean nothing works like machines or computers?
>>217157946why buy? Just take
>>217157946If Saint Floyd was martyred for possessing a fake $20 then what hope do you have.
>>217157773Just like my Japanese movies.
>>217157949There's no logical explanation to time-stopping, it makes no sense in a physical point of view.
skim cash registers at local stores
Rape.Heh, just kidding, folks.
Isn't it a little concerning that almost everyone would rape if there weren't ramifications?
>>217158710We're animals. Most animals don't have consensual sex.
>>217158710why would it be? Women have made it abundantly clear they fantasize about getting raped, why the double standard?
lets say a couple powerplants in india are catching on fire suddenly
>>217157773Used to fantasie about this all the time as a kid. I'd be sitting in class and wish I could stop time so I could have a nap or pop to the shop to steal some sweets. Nothing has really changed, as I'm still a fat lazy fuck.
>>217157773Let's just say all my attractive female neighbors are going to be missing a lot of panties and bras
>>217159584>panties and bras>not shoes and socksFag
>>217157773I would become the guy who had the most sex with women and maybe some extremely hot trannies in world history.
>>217158710It's more concerning that you find rape concerning you oversocialized fool.
I'd just stop time and never restart it.I'd spend my days sleeping and studying.
>>217157773Take random shits in people's houses. Sometimes just right there on the floor, in the toilet unflushed, or hidden in drawers and such like. It's important to me that people understand my shits.
>>217159710Imagine one day you unpause time and you've acquired the world's entire knowledge
>>217159774I wonder if you could simply cross the entire planet, gathering resources. Like if you can cross the ocean without drowning since gravity doesn't work
>>217158710My favorite doujin which explored time-stopping suggested most perverts would get the rape “out of their system” within a couple days because the lack of reaction (and her pussy being unable to grip) would make the novelty wear out fast. Without the woman holding you and her body reacting to you, she’s pretty much a flashlight at that point.Personally, I’d be more into the groping and ogling. Imagine how many women you see where you want to know what their bodies look like, but you don’t necessarily give a fuck about banging them.
>>217159838>FlashlightYou know what I mean, I hate Satan and I hate Phoneposting.
>>217159838You type like a retarded women trying to sound like a guy and failing terribly.
>>217158710It is what it is.
>>217159887I spend a lot of time on fanfic forums writing ERP with whores, of course I do.
>stick finger in butt>ever so gently rub inside people's nostrils>unfreeze time and surreptitiously watch as they go about their day with poop scent in their nose
>>217157773It depends. If I stopped time for 20 years did I physically age 20 years?
>>217157792Why not take a few years to eliminate every IRS employee in what seems like a couple minute span to the rest of reality?
>>217157773I'd sneak into the Whitehouse and nuke Israel.
First I'd steal as much money as possible and just keep it in a vaulted room like scrooge mcduck, then I'd just fuck around and entertain myself, do stuff like take pictures of every famous woman I can think of naked and create an uberfappening.
>>217160084No. Time stops
Fuck my crush (.)(.)
>>217157773>The episode where his friend's pet rat dies so he uses the watch to cheer her up by getting a new one, only for her to point out that you can't just grab ones out of the gutter to use as pets.
>>217160777Ungrateful bitch
>>217159991Mmm ok anyways your fantasy about guys not being in to rape because "lack of reaction" is false. There's a reason why" sleeping woman rape" and passed out drunk/nodding heroin hooker porn is so popular.
Its Ber Nerd not Ber Nard
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>>217159795Wasn't there an episode where he took some girl and they sneaked into a hotel swimming pool but he had to restart time for them to swim?
>>217160896>thee's a reason why 'sleeping woman rape and passed out drunk/nodding heroin hooker porn is so popularyeah it's called fantasy, people of course are going to obsess about the things they can't do in normal society. People also watch porn about horses banging people but how many want to get split in half in reality? I think anon is correct, there is nothing actually stimulating about rape, the female won't be aroused and will be dry and won't reciprocate or pleasure you and the male has to act fast with the anxiety and effort of restraining while also having the consequences hang over them. There is a reason that it is only niggers who ever do it, they are desperate for the sub-minute of ruined pleasure that is all they'll ever know and have no life to ruin.
>>217157773Obviously, the first step is to get some money. Once they know they have a monetary safety net, most people would probably start fucking around. If there's no aging while time is stopped, I'd probably try to figure out how it actually works. After that enact world peace by assassinating anyone I don't like. And no, I would not rape, because why rape anyone if I can get easy and willing pussy with huge amounts of cash and limitless charisma obtained from my years of learning from every book about psychology while the time is stopped.
>>217162196Ok sure live in your fantasy reality then peabrained princess.
>>217162009Cool premise and character design, amazing it's from 2003. I will give it a read.
>>217159838The most enjoyable timestop rape porn are the ones where they unfreeze time halfway through so the woman can freak out at what is happening to her and then refreeze it with her frozen in horror while they finish the job.
>>217163885>The most enjoyable timestop rape pornDo you feel any shame typing that?
>>217157817exactly why they wouldn't notice
>>217157792i'm reporting you right now to the FBIyou can't stop m..
I would become a porn star, and a nano-second after I came on my actresses' face, I would freeze time, and take a break. Ages would pass like this, me unfreezing time, busting on her face, freezing time again, taking a break... After centuries I would unfreeze time for the last time in this series, and lo and behold, the world's longest and most unexplainable money-shot, with the girl completely buried and looking like more of a jabba the hut-type creature than a girl.BONUS: My hair and beard kept growing the whole time, so as I am spewing out this monumental money shot, my hair is literally blowing out of my head, and turning grey and white at the same time. People would talk about the moneyshot that changed the world for milenniums to come.
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>>217157808>third replySlow
>>217159838I'm going to use a fleshlight anyways, a real woman is probably preferable.
>>217164446I feel like after the 40th or 50th rope someone will probably try to stop you
>>217162196>there is nothing actually stimulating about rapestrong disagree
>>217157773I'd put a cherry in everyone's mouth just to see the news report about how everyone suddenly had a cherry in their mouth
>>217157773nothing substantial because that noncey fucking postman would just confiscate it from me if I did.
>>217164743Devilish
>>217159761Would the shit freeze in place as soon as it leaves your anus though?
>>217157808But wouldn't stopping time, fucking someone then unstopping time just cause them to explode from all the time stopped friction hitting them at once?
>>217157773What would be possible though? Would the sea become solid enough to walk on it? If you threw something, would it stop in midair as soon as it let your hand?
>>217164563How could anyone possibly stop him with, they'd be immediately immobilised by a facial
>>217164446I'm sure I've seen this post before
>>217157773Timestop is for ENF. I never saw the point of fucking them.
>>217157946Mf really using his time stop god powers to make an extra $1000 a year lmao.
>>217157773I wouldn't use it for anything, I'd listen to what time had to say and that's what nobody does
the question isnt what would i do with a time stopping watch the question is what wouldnt i do with a time stopping watch
>>217157773Probably lose the watch while time is stopped and spend years trying to find it again. ANd rape
>summon genie>sock him in the mouth because i know hes going to trick me
WHat pisses me off about that Twilight Zone episode The Last Man On Earth where he's the last guy and just want to read and his glasses break and he cries. Your in a fucking city with probably several optomotists and you're not totally blind so goto the fucking glasses shop retard
>>217157773As a 30 year old boomer, my answer would be that I would stop time so that I could get enough hours of sleep, have time to exercise, and have time to read recreationally.
>>217164835i wonder about this too. how exactly it would work, do cars and planes stop mid-road/flight?
>>217167627You could think that you're moving above the speed of light which makes everything seem immobile, so cars and planes would be froze mid-road/flight and gravity wouldn't work on you, making you able to walk on water
>>217157773STATUTORY
>>217157773I would become a superhero/serial rapist.
>>217164773not my problem
>>217164097tits or gtfo
>>217167627It wouldn't. If we pretend it was possible to have a magical time stopping watch, the number one issue you would run into is just air. You wouldn't be able to move, you wouldn't be able to breathe. Mind control so people can't perceive you is far more sensible than time stopping.
>>217167410as another 30 year old boomer I have time for all those things I just choose not to do them, I don't think a magic watch will change anything
>>217167370the city was nuked, he only survived because he was inside the bank vault
>>217165765It's from like 2006.
>>217157935Is it just me or is her ass?
>>217167946I'm not sure if I can see anything except what maybe looks like a tail growing but it's otherwise a great ass
With timestop abilities I would travel around to every sperm bank I can find, dump their existing stock, and wank off enough to replace it all with my own material.
>stop everything but myself>I retain the velocity from being hurled across space on earth while earth stops so I just get smashed into the ground at hundreds of thousands of mph or get catapulted into spaceNo thanks
>>217164773They'd explode from all the cum, maybe.
>>217168282just jump in a field before you do it
>>217163885Sauce?
Without photons moving from the sun to objects and then into your eyes, how are you going to see things?
>>217168439Nobody cares, faggot. Just watch the movie Click to see what we mean by this thread.
Someone post that comic about this one time-stopping dude's arm getting huge from constantly fapping to girls by peeking under their skirts.
>>217168439I'd just remember where things are, I'm kinda smart like that
>>217164773No, it would cause a mind blowing orgasm from all the pleasure rushing at once.t. thin book expert
>>217168439Easy. Just move in the direction of the thing you want to see
>>217157773There would be an outcrop of "virgin" pregnancies. A bumper year for messiahs.
will my garden grow if I pause time? that's the thing I've been getting into recently, it'd kinda suck if I spent a bunch of time frozen only to die of a heart attack before my flowers blossom
>>217157773You'd look glitchy and jump around so you'd have to be super covert about it when no cameras or people are watching
if I ate a load of mints and jumped then shit at the same time as freezing time would it be like pulling a poo popsicle out of my ass?
>>217164446I'd do the same but pause it right after making an identical post on here on every board on every thread for weeks, so suddenly they'd all be filled up with my posts
>>217167902I guess given the user is unaffected by it, there would be an aura around him meaning anything in direct contact would also be unaffected.breathing would then be fine, and a vagina would part, food would be edible, objects would move when touched, clits could be snipped off
the only episode of this I remember, in fact it was just one moment of the episode, was that his watch breaks and starts freezing time by itself. it happens while he's in class so he 'did the sensible thing, and started reading a book'. I remember it because I cann't fucking believe how incredibly boring they were being with a premise that automatically captures anyone's interest.
