new Robin Hood trailer just droppedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlSDDuWxO_0
k. keep us posted.
>guy who robbed from the rich and gave to the poor was le bad actuallydon't look up the sheriff of nottingham's early life
>>217159506>4 seconds in>racially ambiguous person appearsDropped.
Seems like dogshit, albeit I have fatigue with the redditors that think RH was a socialist hero. Unironically he aligns far closer with a lolbert
>>217159592I watched a King Arthur tv show recently and half of the Britons were West African. Casting directors and the people who hire extras are trying to outdo each other. Fucking Merlin was black but the show was bad anyway
>>217159506>robin hood did bad stuff>reddit hates this because they think the elites are using this movie to push the agenda that robin hood wasn't heroicbut I'm sure they wouldn't put any stock in what religion the two A24 founders adhere to
>>217159662If a Bri'ish production they are either mandated by law to have diversity or it is required for some funding/grants. Can't remember which, latter I would guess. Either way the system is rigged to include heckin valid noble properly British BAMEs (MORE British than us icky whites actually)
>>217159662It’s your fault for making racial diversity legally required for funding. If you didn’t want it you would have stopped it.
>>217159506>Im Robin Hood>I have a shitty American accent
>>217159619>anti invasive oppressive government>steals back the poor's own money extracted via tax to return to themIt's unironically. Not that modern lolbert's aren't shit retards, but to assert Robin Hood is socialist/communist is not only a fundamental misunderstanding of the character but also old school English history and culture. Dystopian though modern UK may be, the whole individualism, individual rights, anti-taxation, anti-government invasion ethos that hits all the broad libertarian talking points is deeply embedded within the English nation. Where the hell did you think the American emphasis on all these things came from? The OG English colonists, and the old USA as a frontier society ended up displaying these traits even more intensely than the home country.
>>217159592so every Robinhood adaptation?
EVERY TIME THEY MAKE UH ROBINOOD MOVIE THEY BURN OUR VILLAIGE DOWN!
>>217159809This is disingenous because Morgan Freeman's character was an outright foreigner, people reacted to his foreignness, he is called the "painted man", etc. Modern wokeslop propaganda has these blacks, jeets, etc. milling around as totally ordinary things, presented as English as the rest of them. The Costner movie was far from perfect but it actually got it right when it came to having Freeman walking around 12th century England.
I declare her to be A MUTT'S LAW!
>>217159809This character made sense as a Moor who followed Robin back from the crusades. There's even a scene where a child ask if he's painted. I thought Morgan Freeman was really good in this
>>217159852Remains to be seen, either an actual mutt or some bong uggo akin to arya stark, that abomination from the last of us, 11 from stranger things, etc.
>>217159742It's all that guy's fault?
>>217159851>>217159857lmao racist's and their hivemind
>>217159506>Stealing from Rich is Bad: The Robin Hood movie. They don't expect any money from the viewers with this crap, so they have been financed properly by you know who just send a message.
>>217159506remember beloved character robin hood? well he's actually the villain, get it chuds?
>>217159851>>217159857it really didn't make any sense at all and when it came out the film was a joke - an anerican Robin Hood, a muslim african in medieval England?itt was absolutely retarded then and still is, you just accepted it because you must have seen it when you were 5.
>>217159857>made sense as a MoorMoors weren't sub-Saharan Africans, they were Berbers. Casting Morgan Freeman as one in the 1190s makes about as much sense as Denzel Washington in Gladiator 2.
mfw Robin Hood makes a poorly ciphered critique of an in-universe Trumpian figure, and the Reddit audience cheers
>>217160022It was also parodied in Men in Tights
>>217160019The real Robin Hood was actually a Black African American Lesbian womyn and if you disagree you're racist
>>217160022>>217160028Like I said it's not perfect, in fact I don't really like it at all despite how entertaining Rickman is. But my point remains is that Freeman in the movie is not at all equivalent to modern day wokeslop. At least in a broad contextual sense, it still did irritating shit like having the Muslim talk down to the whites as backwards.
>>217160028It doesn't matter, he did a great job, morgan freeman is always great, random black actors/actress aren't and it sucks to see them everywhere now
>>217159662If imperialism bad, race swapping isn't correction but erasure of Britain's imperialist past. Kids don't know what east Dutch india company did if they think blacks ran everything. Those gen of looting now on choice hands were never shared with Africa's heirs so raceswap is LIP SERVICE.
>>217160028Hollywood slop. Don't act green. Rhino's in glad2 it's slop.
>>217159931YesGET HIM!!!
>>217160013I'm gonna watch it because I want to see Jackman murderous kino
>>217159870When they have those wide flat noses and black pit eyes there's some foul play at work
>>217159506wonder how people from the uk would react to this?
>>217159592Yep.
>>217159506>white character who used to be known as a great hero is old and weak>has to protect a young girl who will take over his mantle eventually>has one last hoorah and only becomes what you remember him from the past at the very end before dyingWHY ARE THEY MAKING SO MANY SHOWS AND MOVIES LIKE THIS? THIS IS JUST OLD MAN ROBIN HOOD AND MORE SURF DRACULA BULLSHIT
>>217160183It will be 'heh looks kewl' and then politically charged 'it looks like iconoclasm' is split between the nationalist right and socialist left being miffed for different reasons
>>217160183
>>217159551It's unlikely Robin Hood gave to the poor, since most medieval people were serfs and redistributing wealth to them would be easily noticed and get them into all sorts of trouble for aiding outlaws.
>>217160231They made a teen novel series of this called Rowan Hood but basically Robinhood impregnated an elf and had a daughter he didnt know about. I liked it as a kid, mostly because the daughter was super flat and pretended to be a boy and the dad kept teasing her about it "straight as an arrow eh?" One of my early tomboy influences.Honestly could be an interesting show if anyone ever cared about Robinhood in 2025+1. The love interest is white though
>>217160231how many times can they re-do the old robin hood shtick
>>217159506Sarnoski made Pig, which was pretty good but then immediately sold out to make A Quiet Place spin-off sloppa and now this bore which looks like discount Robert EggersA24 needs to fire the people who pick projects to back up cause they've been fucking up a lot lately backing up very obvious duds
>>217160290>get them into all sorts of trouble for aiding outlaws.They did address this in an older robinhood show. He didnt give them back all the gold he just gave them food which would be less likely to be noticed. And more often than not serfs would be caught aiding him and there would be a plot point about Robinhood having to save them. Eventually he had to create his own mini village cause the conflicts got to be too much
>>217160290>robin hood is made upyeah no shit
>>217160298Is their choice tho, do something original
>>217160325Has there ever been a take on Robin Hood that involves him in the Baron revolt and Magna Carta? Seems like a logical climax as part of his stuggle against King John. Can't kill the King but you can be instrumental in helping to cuck him.
Was that Guinevere singing in the trailer? Does he get Excalibur again at the end and it powers him up?
>>217159506Why does a robin hood movie have a grenade tinnitus soundbite? Can someone tell the pajeets to switch it off?
>>217160339Robin Hood was real. But he wasn't male he was a FEMALE cause Robin is also a FEMALE name and she was the best archer in the world and i'm tired of pretending Robin Hood was MALE
doubt it'll beat the OGhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GTXXfZR8IE
Read every reply ITT and this youtube comment funnymogs all of you. I would be ashamed.
>>217159506Predictive programming
>>217160479This site is filled to the brim with friendless autists who think they are funnier than they are so no shock
>>217159506Unforgiven but with le Robin of le Hood.
>>217160365wanst the magna carta or something similar at the end of the russel crow movie?
>>217159592I think that's just a ginge.
>>217160365>>217160516Robinhood adaptations afaik always stop short of the full on Baron Revolt. Like the Russel Crowe movie ends right when it would've started.The Robinhood BBC adaptation >>217160325has a season where they wage guerilla warfare on King John but also ends before it reaches a conclusion due to low ratings.
>>217159551>>217159705>>217160013My first thought.Subversive as fuck.Eat the rich.
>>217160625Huh. Well it's a good route to go. Would also lend coherence to Robin, Marion, etc. being to live in peace openly and happily as some secret clause the Baron enforce on John. Give their stalwart ally in this struggle amnesty
Should have made an urban modern reimagining about an evil billionaire in Detroit who wants to gentrify the entire city and about the black heroes who stop him called "Robbing Da Hood"
>>217160625>>217160723P.S. I grew up on BBC Robin Hood as I was getting early teen hormones and I recall getting horny whenever Lara Pulver showed her thigh. It's the fucking meme 'corr look at that ankle lad!' meme about Victorian England
>>217160730Anon....I....
>>217160723I think the issue is that everyone of these movies were expected to become full blown franchises so they always need to start as prequels/origin stories but then they flop. I didnt even watch the latest robin hood movie but just from looking at the wikipedia article its about the same idea
>>217160339How did you infer that?
>being a savage subhuman by killing someone merely because they have a physical object you want is badtruly groundbreaking concept
>>217159748But he is Australian
>>217160810Crowe, that shitty Afghanistan allegory one, and now this one are all grim n dark. I'd lean into something like the tone not too far off from The Curse of the Black Pearl. There is room for pathos, romance, drama, whimsy and humour, some darkness, and minor fantasy elements. No it's not an endorsement of some Whedondialogued MCU-tier slop either before I am strawmanned as agitating for that.
>>217160938Absolutely agreed, Robinhood shouldnt be grimdark. Thats actually why I loved the BBC adaptation. Its Robinhood and his merry men after all.But I dont think we're in the cinemascape right now where you can make fun films instead of cinematic experiences
>>217159852i think this is the actress, not a mutt
>>217160257remember when they had to play music loud asf to cover all booing to this shit lmao
shan't be watchinganother killing of a strong archetype
>>217159551Stealing is illegal and morally wrong. Why would the economic status of the victim change that?
>>217159506Jackman is fucking amazing in these type of roles. I will be seeing this day one
>>217160971I don't have the most concrete memory of the show but I do remember some fun stuff like, IIRC, the villains of an episode are a troupe from the Holy Land and as they are fighting them at the end the Sheriff comes in out of nowhere to help fight them off because the troupe of menacing him too and they're like 'wtf the sheriff is helping us?!' - I think that was the episode with the guy who could snap the rope binding his wrists.And when I say TCotBP influence, I did consider earlier the idea that the Sheriff has been cursed by a witch so some of his actions are about undoing that. He's not a good guy or tragic villain, he's a bad but charismatic man like Barbossa but he does have a understandable motive animating his actions. The poor getting fucked over his incidental, not something he's doing for malicious kicks or to blindly follow Lackland
>>217159506I'm pretty sure Robin Hood was black.
>>217161038looks like a strong patriarchal figure in the film though
>>217161623not really strong, he's an old fart, teaching a lady to be stronk, she will be the hero at the end post robin hood dying, mark my words, robin hood the last dance edition
>>217159980You are brainsickModern diversity doesn't make sense in a pre modern setting
Another gritty blue movie set in... the dark past
>>217160290>It's unlikely Robin Hood gave to the poorIts a romanticized story based on old english "outlaws" (bored knights) that would steal from the rich (anyone with money) and would give to the poor (themselves)Theres documentation from Ye Olde Scriveners Offis about who committed what crimes and how, and a name that appeared a lot was Robin Hod/Hode and people went with it
I... guess no one's coming
>>217162505Robin Hood was used as a general alias for various outlaws and criminals, I'm guessing? Does the folk tale arise from this or is it the other way around?
>>217160816Yeah, rich bastards are evil.
>>217160919Bollywood-tier editing
>>217162505Anon it’s a legend built around the Magna Carta and what had to be done to get it signed. That’s why they suddenly need it to be subverted. Like how Arthur, excalibur, and the lady of the lake is anglos finding an easily accessible iron deposit and making steel weapons.
>>217159513>watching trailers
>director of pig and quiet place day oneday one torrent desu
>>217159506Another bitstarved 1080p piece of shit trailer. Death, death to Hollywood.
>>217159506Looks awful desu. Picrel still holds up and is a much watch for all true Saxons
>>217159662The Warlord Chronicles adaptation?Yeah, it was going to be interesting how they would have adapted Merlin's screed against non-celts from the second book when they cast a black guy for the role
>>217160183seems rather standard and generic
>>217160625>The Robinhood BBC adaptationwhich one?There have been like five
>>217159506Oh god and it’s directed by the guy who directed Pig? I guarantee it will be awful, probably just lazy GoT trashJust watch this >>217165456
>>217164646Arthur is a Welshman/Briton, not an anglo/saxon
>>217165583*Brythonic celt
>>217159506I don't know what to make of this. It doesn't look like Robin Hood at all. Having an australian play him seems dumb as fuck. But some nice shots in there
>>217159506How many god damn Robin hood movies do we need
>>217160183Sneering disdain. Yet another modern woke Robin Hood. Pass. I'll stick to Prince of Thieves.
>>217159506>hero was a lieMore jewish revisionism.
>>217165834Up is down, good is bad, war is peace etc…. that’s your brain on leftism. All that matters is how they can use it to hurt white people.
>>217159506I like Hugh Jackman, I will watchWhy is /tv/ getting so bent out of shape over a fucking movie
>>217166163because just like lanthimos Α24 """""challenges"""" the viewer with prepackaged highly consumable middlebrow "weirdness" or "bleakness", from colour palette to montage style every movie is highly predictable not unlike two different ernest goes film
>>217166163Because it isn’t just a movie. It’s the bastardizing of a pre-existing piece of art that’s historically important to a foreign culture. You don’t see anything wrong with a bunch of asshole Americans stealing it, changing it for their own political reasons, and even “correcting” its message?
>>217159551>>217161045Robin Hood stole taxes from the tax collector (a rich dude who collected tax on behalf of the crown) and returned them to the community. He wasn’t really a thief.
>>217159506>ackschually Robin Hood stole from a charity for KIDS WITH CANCERThat sounds too comically evil.
>>217161045Taxation is theft, when their usage is imposed from the top down + doesn't serve the people's will
>>217161045The Norman nobles are foreign occupiers, what happened to indigenous rights?
>>217166709Wow somebody besides me actually knows what they’re talking about for once. Good job, this board needs more posters like you
>>217166619Ah fuck me, so this new movie isn't really a deconstruction of an old myth, but a commodification of the current Burger zeitgeist.
>>217166799I wonder who could be behind this post
>>217166619>>217166799From>So what if we elected a robber, Robin Hood was one too!It becomes>So what if Robin Hood did saturday morning cartoon villain shit, our president did too! Here's my money Hollywood Jews!I can see it
>>217167077Imagine if trump didn’t even exist. What would you guys even have to think about?
>>217167126Ikr? These people would prolly be talking about Rick Scott or sum.
>Hugh Jackman as Robin HoodAWWWW YISSSSmother-fucking KINO
>>217159662if it's made in the UK they are legally obligated to cast minorities and fags.
>>217166799It's a Burger world you're only dining in it.
Many Robin Hood adaptations could be argued to be the best however there is only one that is the worst.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z07sCX7OXBo
>>217167341this just makes me wonder why Guy Ritchie did a King Arthur movie of all things and not a Robin Hood movie which would actually fit his portfolio.
>>217160022>it really didn't make any sense at all and when it came out the film was a joke - an anerican Robin Hood, a muslim african in medieval England?It was dumb but Morgan Freeman is not a bad actor and it's a big hollywood movie. Best Robin Hood is the one with Errol Flynn.
Retards go with the>they trying to subvert a hero, because he stole from the rich and gave to the poor!!!line of reddit thinking, when in reality it's just another in the long line of>Popular European culture was actually miserable, dark, grey and muddy and all your classic male heroes sucked and needed to be shown the way by wise womensubversion movies.
>>217159506why there no black folx in this?
>>217168898moshe the merchant's son replaces much the millers son
>>217168898It's a movie about being a murderer and a thief, we can't cast the noble black folx here
>>217168898>inb4 a scene takes place in the town square and we see that half the crowd are bipocs
>>217159980no, sure, let's change history, y'know like the nazis wanted
A24 keeps trying to make eastwood's unforgiven (again) but their smarmy a24 jewishness means they cant embrace naturalism wholesale there always has gotta be a psychologization gimmicky archtypes that the rlmite sleuths can sniff out i.e someone is toxically masculine, someone is manipulative, someone is schizotypal etc
>>217159506>A24More Goyslop.
This one from the 1920s is probably much better and you can watch it for free right there in its Wikipedia page
