>I’m really frustrated, confused, and I don’t understand. Somebody set up some kind of foundation or fund for me to donate money, like in a charity, and that’s not me,” he said. “If I needed money, I wouldn’t ask for no f—ing charity. I’d rather stick a gun up my a– and pull the trigger.
https://ktla.com/entertainment/mickey-rourke-slams-gofundme-to-fight-eviction-i-wouldnt-ask-for-no-f-ing-charity/Link
I wouldn't have given money to some cracker anyhow
>>217164358>If I needed money, I wouldn’t ask for no f—ing charity. I’d rather stick a gun up my a– and pull the trigger.based?
>>217164358>I’d rather stick a gun up my a– and pull the trigger.Unorthodox suicide method. I'm not sure it would even kill him.
respect restored some dumb cunt woman set the GoFundMe campaign for him.
Based
Okay but will he take the money?
>>217164474Probably not even for him but some scammers
>>217164469Who said anything about suicide? It's about making money
>Guys… I’m good I don’t even need to pay rent wtf
>>217164469>I’d rather stick a gun up my a– and pull the triggerWill he do it??
>>217164469>I'm not sure it would even kill himit would be extremely painful
>I’d rather stick a gun up my a– and pull the trigger.zesty
>>217164358>I’d rather stick a gun up my a– and pull the trigger.Even on his way out this nigga thinking about buttplay
>>217164694why does he wear the mask?
>>217164358Has no one considered that its not that he doesn't have the rent money...he just might not want to pay it
Up the Ass and Pull The Trigger: The Mickey Rourke Story
>>217164358why the gun up the ass? wtf
I'd stick a gun up my ass but I wouldnt pull the trigger.
>>217164814To hide his identity while being the main antagonist in a series of excruciatingly brutal snuff films
>>217165442would he die if i took it off?
>>217164358>I’d rather stick a gun up my a– and pull the trigger.Anytime, Mickey
>>217164815He did a reality TV stint recently where he admitted he was only there because he's dead broke
>>217164358DAE Mickey sticks objects into his butt? FInally a former heartthrob ADMITS DA TROOF
>>217165521No, but it wouldn't feel good.
>>217164618for you
>>217164358>Okay, the story goes like this. One day, this big asshole comes in, he calls up a bet. Bet on Buffalo to win the Super Bowl. That's to win, okay. Now, l know what you're thinking. This story's hard to believe, right? l mean, what kind of an idiot would bet...on Buffalo to win a big game like that? It's true, I swear to God it happened. I mean, this guy was so out of touch he didn't even have the ten large to cover his bet.>Hey, tell somebody to turn up the heat.>So, Billy. What happened was this bookie got so sick of him and everybody's excuses. I mean, they're all the same, you know? Everybody's got an excuse. Anyway, this bookie got so sick that he just had to throw up. And the only way he could make himself feel better was to...to do bad things. To do very, very bad things to the excuse maker. And very, very bad things to the excuse maker's mother and father. So, what do you say? Why don't we give this story a happy ending? l got an acquaintance, a friend, a very good friend of ours, and he just got arrested. Of course, he's innocent. His arrest is a goddamn injustice, a tragedy. So, you, the asshole, will confess to the crime of which he is accused, so as to free the innocent man. Now, if you fail...to convince the court, or if you refuse to try to, then very evil and very bad things are gonna happen. Very evil, and very bad things. Oh, and, Billy, if Buffalo ever makes it back to the Superbowl, bet against them. Now, get the fuck out of my sight.
>>217164358I thought all these Mickey Rourke posts were joke posts because he was dead. Is there another bogged party guy that died in recent years I'm thinking of?
Why didn’t he kept that 2009 vibe going? When the wrestler and iron man 2 came out? He wasn’t an a lister anymore but he could have been the quirky villain/side character actor for years to come. Kinda like jason mamoa rn
So you're telling me the Rogue Warrior royalties aren't enough?
>>217164358I’m going to start a fundraiser to help Mickey Rourke not be confused about the purpose of fundraiser to help Mickey Rourke not get evicted
>Managed to revive his career back into stardom>Pisses it all away againHas anyone else done thisMost people who went down and got up again usually stayed up like RDJ or Travolta
>>217165305Why not?
>>217167509>When the wrestler and iron man 2 came out?I would say he was definitely an A-lister at that point. he just proceeded to bog himself even more and do other stupid shit presumably.
>>217167520Never thought about about using gofund me to troll people. I'm going to raise money for my boss because he's retarded
>>217167543Travolta is more washed up now than ever
>>217167543I wanna say Eddie Murphy>icon of the 80s>90s: guy that banged a tranny hooker>then tens of millions of Shrek dollars>now nothing
>>217164358By not paying his rent he's taking charity from his landlord. Even worse than charity since it's forced rather than voluntary.
>>217165305some people will pay good money to see that
>>217164358> He then detailed what he called “a really bad situation” with the place he was renting.>“Everything was good for five or six years, and then two scumbags from New York bought the house, and they wouldn’t fix anything. So I said I’m not paying rent because there’s mice, there’s rats, the floor is rotten. One bathtub, there’s no water. One sink, in two different sinks, there was no water, and this has all come at the same time,”So everything was fine until new owners bought the home then suddenly it’s trashed? And so these slumlords then start a go fund me to avenge him not paying rent? Makes perfectly sound mental sense to me. I used to train and am thinking about getting back into it. I got knocked out once and it scared the shit out of me. I doubt your iq goes up with every knockout.
>>217164469If powerful enough and angled correctly it could
>>217167736Eddie Murphy is still worth 200 million
>>217164635POV: you're hanging out at a cafe with picrel having a negroni. Is regular conversation even possible? Or is the allure of one's farts impossible not to sniff
>>217164815> Has no one considered that its not that he doesn't have the rent money...he just might not want to pay itYep. Anyone that read the article that was linked in the second post. But thank goodness we got you to suggest it.
>>217169445The ethnicity of these two NY scumbags?
>>217169756>he clicks on clickbait
>>217164358What happened?
>>217169794LA news site = clickbait. Nigger please.
>>217167509The steady work in high-profile stuff Momoa does requires discipline. He minds his kid(s), his dating, lots of promo, shows up for long shoots. Mickey can't even keep up with rent + doesn't downsize?
The Trump Curse strikes again.
>>217169781>here’s obviously bullshit story that defies logic told by Irish Catholic >muh Jews Take your meds
>>217167514>GODDAMN COCKBREATH COMMIE MOTHERFUCKERS
>>217164469It will kill you, it's just a matter of how long. Any perforated bowel will immediately cause sepsis in the stomach cavity. You have shit where it shouldn't be, and it is infecting every organ directly and you're going to get a life threatening infection even if you get medical aid immediately. You are also very likely to hit some other organ or major vessel on the trajectory, or maybe nick a lung going out the back, in any of those cases massive blood loss will kill you. Normally the perforated bowel cases are "survivable" in that the shot is coming horizontally and is thus more likely to miss all those vital organs, or you've got stabbed through the gut, but they again missed all the major sources of bleeding. If we assume he didn't nick something vital, you are now "ok" for some time as you get more and more ill from the sepsis. The most direct way of death is the sepsis entering your blood stream and getting transported directly into your heart. That's fairly acute and immediately causes issues. Barring that he could live for many days, maybe as long as a week. But he's also old, so say a few days max. All your tissues being infected and dying from the inside out (necrosis) is about the most painful thing you can experience.
>>217170199this guy shoots buttholes
>>217164358An obvious lie to save face. Fucking retarded boomer. Ugly mother fucker should just an hero
>>217164358I looked up the Gofundme and it has already raised over a hundred grand. Is Mickey really going to turn that down? I guess it is kind of embarrassing if he accepts it, but he'd probably be lucky to get paid that much for a role these days. Can't believe he squandered the money from Sin City/The Wrestler/Iron Man 2. Those would have surely been big paydays for him.
>>217164358>IfHe owes 60k In back rent. he literally needs money
>>217170273Kek
