Just turn your fucking brain off, it's that easy
>>217164597That's my secret, anon. It's never on
>>217164597>more nu Bethesda slopIm tired boss
>>217164597i liked season one for the most part but season two has been awful. three episodes in and all we've got is a pocket sized legion and some exploding mice.
>>217164597Yea that's what movies and tv shows are for
season 1 was alright, waiting for all episodes before i watch season 2
>>217164597I did and season 2 is still fucking boring.
>>217164597>Let's just turn the 15-20 meter dinosaur to whatever position suits us>Don't worry Redditors will shame those that don't comply with our stupidity
I don't really care about any of the shit I see autists complaining about. "Muh lore". Yeah, don't give a fuck. It's a fun show that captures the fallout spirit. Vibrant wackiness that makes a cold brutal world enjoyable and comfy.
installed new vegas and shitloads of mods and I can safely say the game aint good either
>>217164597thats how you play the game too.
Pass
>THE DINOSAUR IS 5 DEGREES OFF-CENTER! REEEENVfags really cannot be appeased, can they? Episode 3 was the best in the whole series yet
I remember the first season being pretty popular but no one's talking about this one
>>217164910This is the autism I'm talking about. I played through NV a few times. It never occurred me to analyze which way the dinosaur is pointing to make sure it lines up with what the show did. Having something like this upset you is actual mental illness.
>>217164970See>>217164910
season 2 is kinda ass so far, s1 was pretty goodI don't really give a fuck about NV trannies caring about their lore.
ITT; Bethestards bragging about how little standards they have
>>217164597Episode 2 hasn't grabbed me emotionally too much but its got a lot of solid action and the Warhammer-like religious army guys are pretty interesting to me. The attempts to make certain characters Super Evil have been cringe and weird so far. I prefer to see the camp life.
>>217165014
>>217164995>Dinosaur is used as a watch tower for a sniper character >You had to lead a target Infront of said dinosaur outside the settlement>Out fucking sideYou think this requires autism or an overly analytical person? You're thick as shit and probably projecting to, get fucked.
>>217164597>Just turn your fucking brain off, it's that easy you fucking GOYcattleNo.I just can't get over this casting decision. It just seems so fucking bizarre. Why in the fuck did they cast a washed-up child actor from the 90's? Guy went from home alone to Rome alone. What;s next, fucking Danny De Vito as General Oliver or president Kimbal?
>>217164597Yeah, I mean the show can't got 10 minutes without having another absolutely retarded thing on screen like the bottling machine and the kids being used as slave labor to remove the bottle caps from the bottles the machine spits out because bottle caps are currency in the world of fallout, and most morons won't think twice about this, but anyone with half a brain would realize that the bottling machine isn't creating bottle caps from nothing it has a hopper filled with bottle caps and all you'd need to do is open that hopper and you'd have all the bottle caps the machine will ever spit out without having to first run the machine or use kids as slaves to remove those caps from the bottles.So yeah, just shut your brain off and enjoy the practical effects and the power armor busting down walls, and oh look its a deathclaw that's the thing from the game, clap if you know what that is, if you can do this, turn your brain off you can enjoy the show.
>>217164597stfu jew pedo
>>217165153They should've gotten his brother, at least he can be comedic and the 'Roman' connectiion is cheeky.
The thing that pisses me off is that they had to use areas already done by the games.I would absolutely love a fallout in the middle of the US. Kansas city, St Louis, Iowa, something that hasn't been done yet.
>>217165124case in pointyou're like when chris chan had melties over the color of sonics arms and maced a gamestop employeenobody fucking cares
>>217165405>A religious cult in St. Louis worships the ArchCould be kino.
>>217165153I don't know who played the second guy Maximus offed, but he was also in some commercial recently. I'm guessing that's another cameo.
>>217164597why don't (You) turn your brain on and stop being a fag for once in your life
>>217165225See I actually don't care enough to watch every inch of the show...I was assuming watching it the kids were taking the bottle caps off the bottles not some bottle capping machine I never even thought of it. They show kids taking off bottlecaps from bottles I don't know where you got this machine thing from.Maybe you are too smart for tv and should give yourself a lobotomy or something.
feels like all popular burger tv shows of the past years have all been really fucking awfuland yet my coworkers insist on watching them because it's the new popular thing which must be consoomed
>>217165485>mfw imagining them hanging hundreds of bodies in the arch and watching them dangle like khipu
>>217164597>Doesn't even get gangraped after meeting the legionWas that even the real legion?
Is episode 4 up on any of the thirdie sites yet?
>>217165647This Anon gets it.
>>217164597People crying about some overrated games from before they were born will never stop being funny
>>217164597>turn your brain off and slurp in all the jewish propaganda slopYeah, you're part of the problem, fuck you!
>>217164597Reminder only Fallout 1 and 2 are canon and sometimes NV.
>Fallout: St. Louis>cairo is inhabited by egyptian LARPers
After watching mid shows like All Her Fault or Chair Company in the weekend I just noticed how bad Fallout is, holy shit this shit is directed by a 70 IQ director.
It's a good enough series without the retarded autism. The people bitching only notice half of what's going on and won't bother with what has gone right.>"The dinosaur is turned wrong!">Nobody talks about the ghoul having the bloody mess perk or reverse pickpocketing a grenade. >"Macaulay Culkin shouldn't be there! It's immersion breaking!">Doesn't mention Lucy immediately catching on to what Caesar's legion plans to do with her because of her education in the vault even though their intent was spoken in Latin, or the fact that she knows ancient Rome better than they do for the same reason.>"Bottling machine? Just tear it apart and get the caps!">At this point in time only the Enclave and BoS understand how a bottling machine works, and the people working the machine wouldn't dare anger its machine spirit and cause it to stop spitting out caps or Sunset Sarsaparilla. >"That inhaler turned Thaddeus into a ghoul! That's not how it works!">That was FEV. He's not becoming a ghoul, he's becoming a mutant. Only without heavy radiation to cook the DNA its effects are very random.
>>217165804>Hannibal, MO is full of cannibals
>>217165694BUILT FOR THE B.B.C. (BIG BLOATFLY COCK).
being a fallout fan is hell thank god cyberpunk 2077 exists
Ah yes I really enjoy the same thread everyday, waiter more ragebait please!
>>217165860>thank god cyberpunk 2077 existsRelax, Season 2 is already doomed based on leaks on 2chan.
What Fallout game should I play first if I'm enjoying the show? Thinking 4 because of the dog.
>>217164825https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aj5Umx98z5g&t
>>217165977Wow you must be fun at parties.
>>2171659254 is the shittiest one so yeah it should capture the feel of the show in terms of quality at least
>>2171659253, New Vegas, 4, and assume the rest don't exist. Just throw mods at them.
>>217166004but enough about new vegas
>>217166004What's shitty about it? And please remember to follow global rule #3 in your response.
>>217165463kek I was gonna use that exact example. how the fuck can anyone care that much?
>>217165839Wow, almost every point wrong
>>217164597All shows should have the pacing of Pluribus. I'm tired of quick edits and overstuffed plots.
>>217165925Play Fallout 3 and New Vegas. Only play Fallout 4 if you're into FPS. If you really like RPGs you can try Fallout and Fallout 2, I've played the first one and it's good. Do not touch Fallout 76.
>>217164597If it was so easy to turn my brain off, I wouldn't be struggling to get to sleep easier at night and I wouldn't find everything made post-2000 to be slop. Sadly, I was cursed with intelligence.
>>217164995The dinosaur is facing the right way in the official poster. So why the fuck did they change in the show?
>>217164597There needs to be a word or term for that specific kind of person who is just automatically going to hate things no matter what, whose opinion is already formed before the release of whatever product it is they plan on hating. Contrarian isn’t enough, and neither is chud because that’s a tranny insult. Whatever you could call them, they’re the exact type of person hating on this show, which is just a 6/10 show, regardless of how hardcore of a Fallout fan you are.
I dont see anybody talking about this shit. Did Strange things suck all the air or is it shit
Redpill me on the dinosaur controversy.
>>217164597>female protagonist Won't watch it
>>217166803She cute though.
>>217166780Dino is turned one way in the game.Dino is turned the same way in the poster.Dino is turned a different way in season 2 episode 1.[Autistic hissy fit intensifies]
>>217166780the dinosaur isnt facing the same direction it was in the game and autists are having a meltdown over that
>>217166827>>217166832My God...did Jews do this?
Audiences are getting stupider so shows have to accommodate that.
>>217166880everyberg singlestein timeowitz
>>217166780Obviously, the implication of the dinosaur facing the motel instead of outward to the wasteland is for the sniper to shoot directly at the residents. It's not that the director needed a dumb memberberry setpiece with Lucy in Boone's perch so it had to be rotated to accommodate it (even though she didn't kill a single Khan because durr let's talk them down even though Ghoulie was strung up and she already had a gun in her hands). Nah, just autism.
>she gooood?*thumbs up flies in from bottom frame*>IM OKAYThis invalidates all defence of this slop.
>>217164995I don't know anon, if you actually remember playing NV you'll remember that the dino is pointing out because the sidequest asks you to snipe someone from inside of it and while you're in there you get a big beautiful view of the desert. It didn't bother me in the show though because the little tribal retards do stupid shit all the time and it wouldn't surprise me if they pushed the dino in a different direction.
>>217164995>novac as a settlement: gone, random raider motel now which serves as a setpiece for our little action scene with our OC ghoul guy>also lul spin the dino around, sniper spot for Helios One nowWelcome to Marvelslop Fallout world, where everything is just setdressing for our dumbass action scenes. Disappointing that people's entry to the series will be WOAH DUDE NUKA COLA, WOAH DUDE POWER ARMOR. What if I enjoyed the franchise because of its worldbuilding and story and wanted more people to share it with? Sorry if my giving a shit about anything is "uncool" to your zoomer mind.
post ass
>>217167219>sniper spot for Helios Onewith how many fanwank nods to the game were present I actually thought that the Brotherhood was setting up at Helios One. When the giant struts came out of the sand I expected them to fan out into some solar arrays or something. It's for the best because a giant solar laser weapon is too retarded of a plot device even for this show.
What's more offensive to /tv/? Slightly turning the dinosaur, the Brotherhood tranny, the Poo, or the interracialisms?
>>217165463>>217166108>Pointing out an inaccuracy is the equivalent of having a mental health crisis then macing someone>MfwYou debate like children.
>>217165839>what legion plans to do with herThat they don't do because "well what are we gonna do, strip her on TV?" Their plan is: capture new female slave, put her up on the pole, ????, profit. Remember how Carla Boone was sold for 1000 bottle caps and her unborn child for 500? Yeah no they have no interest in acquiring 1000 caps + 500 every 9 months from Lucy, especially as an educated Vault Dweller who would be of limited stock and high demand... Does the Legion know what Vaults are? Why isn't the Legion torturing her for the location of her vault where they can acquire more unsullied high-value female slaves? And that's ignoring the resources of the vault itself with food water and security.
>>217164597rock and roll mcdonald's
>>217164597all five plots being juggled at the same time, with no sense or purpose behind the transitions between them. The beauty of nepobaby writing
>>217164934maybe the borderlands movie is more up to your speed bro
>>217167405Watch it with the logic there. People seem to take issue with that in this thread, suppose fallout attracts more plebit fuckwhits.
>>217164597she shoulda been gangraped last episode
>>217167348The show being conquered by Maximus' BBCThey even named him Maximus, "The Biggest." It was in front of our faces all along
>>217166208>All shows should have the pacing of Pluribusnothing happens in this show after Carol gives the plurb a seizure
>>217164597Progressive of /tv/ chuds to not mention the transgender actor. Unless chuds are incapable of recognizing FTM trannoids because they don't know they exist
>>217167348all of the above
>>217167462It's not "epic" without too many fucking protagonists
>>217164934>captures the fallout spiritit captures the quirk chungus childless soilennial who talks about "adulting" spirit
>>217167635ftm trannies just look like dykes
>>217167635imagine choosing to look like a man, AND keep all the female mannerisms. Just cosplay at this point lol
>>217167701The moustache from the testosterone is what sets them apart brotha.
>>217164749It's really, really slow. Season 1 had a lot going on and some mystery to it to keep you interested with vault 31. So far there's been half an episode of content spread over 3 episodes, same as all the star slop series where they stretch an hour and a half of content into 8 episodes.
What happened to Israel though?
>>217167813>valley of the dry bones if aliens didn't come down and resurrect the jews after
>>217167813got nuked during the resource wars
>>217167813never happened
>>217164597
this show feels like taika waititi slop
>>217167862i can see this. You can even see it as James Gunn-esque due to the spam of music each episode
>>217167796I think they've overcommitted where production speed is concerned. If it continues at this rate it will deteriorate rapidly, no amount of member berries will fix it.
>>217167858>this cause /tv/ to angrily jerk their tiny little cocks
>>217167172>she already had a gun in her hands Lucy is not allowed to be anything but a mental retard incapable of accepting reality. If you thought it through, in order for her to be up there, her and the Ghoul needed to have a plan beforehand, which would have been "you shoot the bad guys" because I assume the Ghoul wouldn't count on Lucy's ability to shoot the rope. We already HAD this scene of "oh Lucy wants to try negotiation without violence" with the bridge scene last season! Y'know, where it also didn't work out with the druggies and they had to shoot and kill them. You'd think after 100 scenes of Lucy "learning how the real world is", she'd progress as a character AT ALL. And she'll never learn how the real world is because she lives in a cartoon land where Legion are essentially cavemen but without cavemen instincts.
>>217168096>why isn't there more rape though?Every argument, for every film and television show, boils down to this on /tv/
>>217168121I would be far more willing to turn my brain off and give in to letting drool spill down my chin while I stare at videogame icons I recognize, if said icons also had their tits out. Also I have yet to hear an argument against why the Legion didn't enslave/use her when that's what they do to every other female, and the slave woman she befriended explicitly was like "WARNING, RAPE AHEAD".
>>217167405The poor writing here isn't her being on a cross. It is that it never addresses why she was up there. A single line by Macaulay about her being up there until she's ready to obey would have solved the issue.I don't remember a great deal about New Vegas, but didn't the Legion sometimes tie people to crosses explicitly to break their spirit?
>>217168292They never put someone on the cross for spirit-breaking in the whole game that I recall, and I have 1k hours on NV. Also, spirit-breaking isn't required for what purpose she would serve in the legion, she could just be overpowered by the legionnaires or collared and sold for 1000 caps as a way to get her to fuck off. But this also assumes they all don't know about Vault suits or Vaults, which once again they should be torturing her for the location of. If you think the cross is their way of interrogating her, that takes too long and they could just use regular violence to get her to talk. Basically without lore-breaking or the Ghoul coming in and saving her, Lucy should have been absolutely FUCKED in her situation
>>217167348Turning BoS into a fucking dude-bro frat house. Showing enclave is alive.Making it seem like it was the west that started the war because muh capitalism.Making making ghouls turn into ferals unless they sniff some fucking juice.
>>217168174>didn't enslave/use herThey were busy. She was only there a max of two days.
>>217168514Busy with what, not being the legion anymore? It takes longer to set up the pole and tie her up there than it does to toss her in the slave cage, or literally just say "recruit dumbass, here's your new wife, thanks for your loyalty to your new caesar during these trying times, go fuck off with her"
>>217168496>Making making ghouls turn into ferals unless they sniff some fucking juice.I'm still waiting for the plot twist that this heavily implied truth is completely untrue and that the ghoul is just addicted to jet. Lucy is the one who said it and she's been wrong almost the whole series.
>>217165153I like Mac
>>217168514>>217168572Like sorry but the only thing that kept Lucy from being a mother to many Legionnaires over her life is a random act of God where they decided to throw away something of value rather than make use of it.
>>217167813They made up the nuclear strikes that blew up America and named it Fallout and if they didn't we deserved them.
>>217164597If it's that popular and valid, it won't need one more viewer. I won't watch it, bro.
>>217168496Eddie Winter is now non-canon in the TV show universe, as he would have been a ghoul for 210 years without supply nor resupply of Ghoul Juice. Kid in the fridge is also non-canon now.
>>217168948>Kid in the fridge is also non-canon now.good
>>217168959Kang in the fridge is canon, however.
>>217165694My brain is off yet my neurons are activating.
>>217168572>Busy with whatThey were on the front lines of an active civil war.
>>217169095They've held a ten year funeral, hardly a civil war. Also, failing to kill the remaining 3 NCR troops in the area is laughably poor.
>>217169095And read the rest of it too dumbass, still takes longer to set up the pole and drag her out than put her with the rest of the slaves which is INSIDE THE CAMP. Or, also literally no further effort required on their end, they could gift her as wife to a legionnaire in exchange for loyalty to the new Caesar. By way of saying the words. But no, not only are they throwing away the new potential origin of 100 soldiers as well as free money, they're also throwing away access to and knowledge of the location of her vault and THEIR women. But whatever, Legion hurr durr dumb machete men, put her on the cross ave true to caesar
>>217169194She must have specced into luck.
>>217165463jewsh? is that you or your fat old gay lawyer orbiter?
What's this obsession with wanting Lucy impaled on Legionnary cock?L-Like anyone wants to see that? Get real, this is a kid's show...
>>217169209Yeah lucky she was born into a world of mental retards who apparently are slavers but not smart enough to see value in potential slaves, smart enough to see the use of a woman in army-building but too retarded to apply the logic when it comes to white women.
>>217167779>pooner posting>in year of our lord MMXXVI
Frog
>>217169261>L-Like anyone wants to see that? Get real, this is a kid's show...This. Some of us watch this show with our daughters.
>>217169261It was literally the only reasonable outcome for this non-important woman being brought to Fortification Hill. Even with the Mark of Caesar and directly enacting the will of Caesar, in NV the female Courier is warned by the slaves that the soldiers were talking about "trying you out". The only realistic ending for Lucy in the Mojave is glowing with pregnancy in a red tent.
>>217164995you are criminally stupid.
>>217164934>captures the fallout spirit. Vibrant wackiness that makes a cold brutal world enjoyable and comfyConsider me successfully baited Todd
>>217164995yeah manthe dinosaur was facing the other way and Sonic's arms are bluethis aggression will not stand
feels about the same as season 1 to me. So far I probably prefer season 2.The show was always pretty mid but it's watchable and I actually like Lucy. Ghoul is cringe and the black guy is a black guy.
>>217167635I do find this performer really off-putting since the first time on screen in Wheel of Time, but I view the contriving of trans performers in shows as yellow flags rather than red flags that the product is going to be complete trash.I do think the show would be objectively better with a less gross looking actor and even most of the character's scenes cut or adjusted, but it wouldn't actually save the show to do that either.
