What would've happened if Shelob got the ring?
>>217164992As a spawn of Ungoliant Shelob would prob just bring the Ring right to Sauron, why did you make this stupid fucking thread? There you go.
>>217165047what if goku got it
>>217165693he would go invisible and really strogn
>>217165047No. She was not Sauron's minion. Sauron just put up with her because she was handy. A few orcs to feed her every now and then was nothing. She'd likely get the ring on herself somehow, but since Sauron is the ring's master, he'd be able to get it from her pretty quickly. If she's a bit smarter she'd hide it, but then Sauron would win the war and eventually find it anyway.
>>217166069>nolisten you fucking zoomer nitwit, her allegiance first and foremost was to Morgorh because her mother, a primordial being, served Morgorh. By extension, Sauron (his most loyal lieutenant) would be the next logical choice to give the Ring. So yes, while she wasn't a "minion" she often worked in the interests of Sauron.
>>217166437tolkien is very explicit about shelob not serving sauronshelob probably just wouldn't care about the ring similar to tom bombadil.
>>217166437>listen you fucking zoomer nitwit, her allegiance first and foremost was to Morgorh because her mother, a primordial being, served Morgorh.They had a bit of a falling out you might recall.She stopped being his "Servant" around the time he had to call in an army of Balrog to keep his ass from being eaten after she overpowered him.
>>217166437mmmmm gotta disagree, this is a big spider living in the mountains not sauron's buddy :) she also eats orcs
>>217164992>Christopher, my son, did I ever tell you the full story of Shelob? You know, the monstrous spider - descended from the vile Ungoliant! - which I used to read aloud of in our Oxford meetings of the Inklings? Well what I didn't mention back then was Shelob could also transform into a totally hot babe: all pale and dark and wan like Rebecca in Ivanhoe or what will later come to be known as the goth subculture. In fact she looked very much like the pornographic actress Stoya who will be born 13 years after I die. Christopher, I will be entrusting you with my estate. If there is ever a videogame adaptation of my work you must make sure they get this Shelob right - make sure she is what the Anglo-Saxons would have called a hæða ecge, a real sexy bitch.
>>217165047>>217166069>>217166437>>217166533>>217166615Where is that stated in the movies?
>>217166437>listen you fucking zoomer nitwit, her allegiance first and foremost was to Morgorh because her mother, a primordial being, served Morgorh.Maybe keep reading a bit.
>>217164992transform to Evelyn Claire or Sasha Grey
>>217164992shed probably be abke to control suaron due to his weakened form
It's a giant spider it don't know shit.
>>217166648>In fact she looked very much like the pornographic actress Stoya who will be born 13 years after I dielmao
>>217166650I don't remember but they don't mention her mom either and I think the orcs do mention Shelob eats them.
>>217164992What if ungoliant got the ring? Seems like she is several orders of magnitude more powerful than Sauron
>>217166811She'd probably eat it. And Sauron.
>>217164992Transform into a Stoya lookalike and have all kinds of wacky and salacious adventures.
>>217165693>flies directly to sauron>"I heard you'd be really strong with this.">*tosses it directly to him*>*watches him power up*>Piccollo:"goku, you idiot!">"Hehe, just as I thought. It's time for you to fight.....Pan, my grand daughter. Don't take it easy on her."
>>217164992What was Shelob's tax policy?
>>217164992Stick it up her ass
>>217166811She'd just devour it because that's all she cares about, if Sauron tried influencing her she'd laugh him off like she laughed off orders from Morgoth not to try to eat him.
>>217165693Goku is pure of heart.
>now I too can become invisible and defend gondorwhat would happen in boromir took the ring?
>>217165047Ungoliant hates Melkor so as a spawn of Ungoliant she'd probably take it to Mt. Doom out of spite. Sauron used her by placating her, but he didn't control her.
>>217165693What if Sauron got aids?
>>217166437>served Morgorth Morgorth begged for her help. They made a deal and then Ungoliant attacked him after it concluded demanding the Silmarils.So they were not allies.
>>217166676NOOOO HELP ME BALROG-MAN
>>217166908Why did no one respond to this kino
>>217166648kek but I believe Christopher was already dead when the game came out.
>>217167160what if Mr bean met Keith lemon
>>217167150The real power of the ring is that it allows you to enforce your will on others. Making invisible is a secondary effect and I think in the novels, it is only Hobbits who become invisible when they wear it (the movies got it wrong with humans turning invisible as well)
>read the Silmarillion>read about the Valar >the god of chads marries the goddess of tomboysWhat did Tolkien mean by this ?
>>217164992she would turn back into a woman then rape Frodo
>Hey Melkor wanna wrestle bro? I'll take it easy on you this time.>Melkor fled before his wrath and his laughter, and forsook Arda, and there was peace for a long age.
>>217167315It's kinda like all Goku greentexts, seen one seen all
She would probably ignore or try to eat it, like her mother ate elvish jewels and wanted to eat Silmaril. That after drinking the 2 trees of Valinor.>>217167655No, humans also turn invisible. Isildur used the ring to flee the ambush in the gladen fields, only after he removed the ring he was shot.
>>217167315It's missing a "waku waku" or two.
>>217165693original intended saiyan programming kicks in and then he gradually weakens enough for sauron to get it back as he becomes a wraith
>Mirkwood Spiders can speak>Shelob is muteSo is the spider queen less intelligent than the low-level spiders in The Hobbit?
Is it ever actually stated that Shelob is an intelligent being with motives
>>217167938She probably didn't had any reason to speak to her food. That said Gollum did had some kind of rapport with her, so theoretically she could spoke to him offscreen.
>>217167938do you talk with your tendies before gobbling them up?
>>217167987Yes. Who the fuck else am I gonna talk to?
>>217167871I remember that in the books Isildur fles with ring but I think it made him invisible only in the movie. I might be wrong though because I don't remember well
>>217167987Only the ones shaped like dinosaurs.
>>217167655everyone "becomes invisible" because putting the ring on sends you to the shadow realm. It's just that sauron's form existed in both realms, but when he was defeated only the shadow form remained.
>>217167938It was wearing the ring that allowed Bilbo to understand the spiders language. Without the ring, he only heard clicks from them
>>217167150Unironically I thought these games did a cool job of portraying the rings. They allow you to wield your willpower like a weapon and shackle others to it. Celebrimbor is possessed of an immensely powerful will, so the Ring grants him the ability to channel it into supernatural speed and strength and to literally enslave the minds of uruks.
>>217167964Tolkien wrote en entire paragraph in the books about it, so yes
>>217168120Yes exactly, that's how the rings work, the video game made a better adaptation of it than the movies
>>217167972Im genuinly wasted right now so Im not sure of anything and Im sorry if I get things wrong but, didnt the mirkwood spiders only "speak" when Bilbo had the ring on?And didnt Gollum have the ring when "conversing" with shelob? I thought that was a major part of it, just like how Sam could understand black speech when eavesdropping on the orcs later on. the ring gives you passive buffs or some shit i dunno
>>217164992Is that Pennywise ?
>>217164992Here's my rings, nigga
>>217165047She would have eaten it
>>217169165No, it's Samwise
>>217169310Deepest Lore
Balrogs: wings or not?
>>217164992I only ever watched The Hobbit trilogy why the fuck is the ring so important, it just turns you invisible
>>217169639Sauron poured a lot of his power into it as he could control the others that wore the other rings
>>217169639>only ever watched the Hobbit shit slop films why...? The Trilogy is right there.
>>217165047Ungoliant jobbed Morgoth thougg
>>217166437lol Ungoliant betrays Morgoth and he cries for his Balrogs to help because she's about to ki him
>>217165047
>>217165047retard
>>217166650S11E5
What if Jesus took the ring?
>>217170048Hobbit is better. Everyone takes themselves way too serious in the trilogy but the dialog and plot is childish, so it ends up looking like very expensive LARPing.
>>217167315browns typically don't participate in lotr threads
>>217167926>It would break the SaiyanLmao it would be the exact opposite, Saaron would have a mental breakdown meeting a being with the power to just blow up planets, flatten mountains and break swords against his bare skin and just blast Harrenhal right off the map and fly around all day cookin dem eagles for dinner.He would scream and cry about how unfair it was that something like a Saiyan exists out there and all he's got is some stupid gay ring that can just be lopped off on a bad day.He would stomp around and then in a bitter fit of tears throw his ring into the lava pit while crying out like that deformed freak did his father's shield in 300 did when Leonidas told him he couldn't join the Spartans because they don't take crippled freaks.It would be completely demoralizing to put that much effort into becoming powerful just to have some space monkey come along and show you that to him your ring of power was just a lightbrite toy to entertain toddlers by comparison
>>217170378>What if Jesus took the ring?He would invert it's power and purpose and use it to Redeem saaron
>>217164992she would take her stinger and slowly insert it then pull it out of the ring, simulating sex. she would also be softly moaning while doing this. whenever her spawn would catch her she would get embarrassed and pretend to do something else
>>217170860>Harrenhal
What would have happened if the Black Knight had guarded the bridge of Kazad-dum instead of Gandalf?
>>217166648It is crazy how much she looked like Stoya
>>217165693What if Goku had a baby penis
>>217172155ikr
>>217166437ungoliant mogged morgoth hard
>>217170434people are still baiting over lotr in 2026 huh
>>217167987I make them fight each other, the losers get eatenI used to do this when I was 9, I miss it
>>217171827>"i move...">*moves*>"for no man"
>>217165047With the ring she would be more powerful than Sauron.
>>217173266"I AM NO MAN!"
>>217167315I'm not latinx
>>217166676>served Morgothlol...lmfao even!Ungoliant was waiting for an opportunity to sideline Morgoth. If her daughter had the ring, she's either become Ungoliant MkII and challenge her mother, or give it to mom and Ungoliant would try to challenge Tom Bomb or even Eru
What would happen if the fellowship were given guns?
>>217172155ugly man faced version of stoya anyway
What would happen if the fellowship had just rode eagles to drop in the ring?
>>217165693It would turn him into a psychopath similar to Perfect Cell. Obsessed with achieving greater power and getting more fights, he'd destroy his universe leaving few candidates alive in the hyperbolic time chamber to train forever, unable to die. Would use the dragonballs to grant them all immortality, so they'd never break and bring him endless entertainment to fight over and over again.
>>217165693He can finally beat CHADhan (low diff)
>>217166648Ok but why was she able to transform into women?
>>217164992It becomes like The Mist and it gets all misty and big cthulu monsters everywhere and spiders cocoon everybody and inject people with spider eggs and when they hatch, spiderbabies go everywhere and eat the paralyzed cocooned people
>>217164992she would have eaten it and then she would have her shit pushed in by sauron to reclaim it
>>217164992Everyone gets eaten by spiders
