Vertically shot filmmaking is how we get gen z interested in cinema again
is this one of those Quibi shows?
apparently you're right with "microdrama" trending on tiktok, but it seems to be aimed at largely women for now with typical love triangles etc
>>217168557Gen Z are sheep. You need someone they accept shilling this shit to them. There's a reason why "influencer" is a job now, because there's a lot of shallow young people incapable of thinking for themselves.
>>217168557This is common in China
>>217168593There are some filmmakers doing more with it beyond social media content
>>217168650>conquered and colonized almost every single corner of the earth>whites cant fightHuh
Microdramas are a thing in Asia and they’ll try to bring the format here eventually
>>217168557>>217168619this is so fucking stupid4:3 is great but this is just autism
>>217168650That's why they run and shoot
Men and women's entertainment interests will be split further. This is more the type of content I'm interested in>ohh noo he has to become his sister's and her friend's personal assistant
>>217168835Women are already making their decision
>>217168557I'd rather cinema die a dignified death once and for all.
>>217168557I don't know who invented this choreography for women flipping and spinning on dudes like a monkey but it's ruined action films
>>217168557This is worse than jump cuts and shaky cam
>>217169042You can watch older kinos while the rest of the world moves on. Or you can take the vertical pill with the old classics like vidrel
Mighty stupid.
>>217168557Yeah, forget all that technical bullshit like framing, just make it vertical lmao
>>217168650We're a damn fine shot and we're techniclogically advanced over our targets. We don't think spears but we have enough Javelins for that bitch ass.
so, they literally just don't know how to turn their phones sideways?
>>217169087Unironically pro wrestling. It's supposed to read as building up momentum to throw larger targets but it is really a lighter person being moved around like a prop. Although when she was swinging around and upside down, it would have been sweet if dude dropped to his knees and hit her with a wicked Tombstone.
>>217168557We shouldn't give two fucks what Gen Z wants from cinema, and I don't want to watch movies on a fucking cell phone. Awful idea. Everything about this format is completely wrong for cinema; imagine trying to show a landscape or wide-angle shot.
>>217169237It's more comfortable to hold a phone in vertical. Mind you, Gen Z is the post-PC gen. Everything is a phone or a tablet. It is also why typing is dead.
>>217168557why does he punch 3 feet above where her head was?
I know some people that make money by adapting Asian soap operas to vertical tiktok videos. It’s already being done
>>217168557I know a few actors who have been involved with verticals. From what I'm told, they shoot like 30-60 minutes worth of completed content each day, and then chop them up into small chunks ('episodes') for phone viewing in Asia. Because the process is so fast, there's very little time to make it good so the actors are basically just reciting their lines awkwardly and then having badly-choreographed action scenes.OP is actually considerably higher quality than I expected
>>217169128>zoomer doesn't understand framingAll that extra shit on screen doesn't make it look better. It's just dead space.
>>217168557Anyone involved in that faggotry deserved to be severely beaten. Why the fuck would any actor even agree to that gay shit?
>>217169204>framing doesn't exist in vertical modeRetard
>>217169378The industry has massively slowed down since the last strike. You don't notice it as a viewer because hollywood still has a similar output. But commercials and lower budget films/shows have dried up a lot. A lot of agents have been dropping clients because of this too.Verticals will hire just about anyone in the west. The pay isn't great but it's reliable (unlike bollywood shit) and at least you're making money from acting instead of working retail just to pay your bills.
>>217168706Yes, but the British and Dutch (two biggest and longest lasting modern Empires) were (((mercantile))) empires and primarily used trade, bribery and trickery to expand. >bbbbut but RomansThey were meds (brownish)>bbbbbut WikingsThey were literal snowsomalis>bbbbbut but but SpaiHa ha ha ha ha ha
When will Baker get on the bandwagon?
>>217168619Imagine watching 90 minutes of this slop.
>>217168557I remember when vertical videos would get clowned on
>>217169365zoomers just think more is better. they think that point of life is just to have more of everything.
>>217169547It's not just zoomers, that's basically the basis of the modern world and the mantra that allowed the US win the cold war.
>>217168619yeah, because they're being paid to shill smartphones
>>217169259>We shouldn't give two fucks what Gen Z wants from cinemaBout who's going to buy tickets?>and I don't want to watch movies on a fucking cell phone.You don't own a vertical TV? No wonder you're so upset
>>217168619that's literally an ad you moron
>>217168557you might be onto something here
>>217169768>it's too much trouble to write good stories, maybe we can try rotating the screen?
>>217169520That was merely to push the gullible out of the market
>>217169793They're not mutually exclusive
>>217169717It's the bts/intro to the vertically-shot short film The Stunt Double you dumb fuck. It's on imdb
>>217169705>1000$ TV>20$ motor to rotate it>Either fix it yourself if the motor breaks (lol zoomers won't)>Buy a new one>Pay a repair guy 600$ to fix itlmao
>>217169931Middle class consoomers don't care.I have a monitor that rotates but it's done by hand.
>>217169931>pulls numbers from ass>I made a funny hurrdurrBoomers are retarded
How fucking hard is it to turn your phone sideways?
>>217168557we're talking about people who spend $500 a month on perms and uber eats and think you're supposed to hold lavaliere mics with your hand. who fucking cares what they want or think.
>>217170015>mad zoomieKeep sucking corporate cock as they start to make the right to self repair a criminal offense. >numbers out of his assI work as a car mechanic this is how manufacturers operate and they have been becoming more cunty as time goes on. I can easily take a headlight cover off on older cars to replace them or the headlights but newfag shit has me taking out the entire front bumper assembly because they want to fuck you in the ass to go to their dealer for repairs and upcharges. Its not a personal attack faggot, your generation lets these companies do this and you don't care to fight back but come to their defense instead.
>>217170053The numbers are in and Hollywood is on suicide watch. Cope.>>217170117>I work as a car mechanic>that means I know how much it costs to swap home electronic parts from India using ebay and YouTube tutorialsBraindead boomer
>>217170265>Not listening>Mad because muh numbers weren't 100% accurate>Buzzwords and strawmen>BraindeadI can fix things when they break little zoom zoom, you'll go into debt rebuying them, then whine abut muh no house
>>217168557>>217168571>>217168593>>217168596>>217168619Quibi was ahead of its time, that's why it failed
>>217170265kek if you think manufacturers aren't making things harder to repair yourself, you have not been paying attention. it has been a trend for a while. google Right To Repair.
>>217169365What extra shit?
>>217169931>20$ motor to rotate it>Either fix it yourself if the motor breaks (lol zoomers won't)>Buy a new oneSo buy a new $20 motor every 6-7 years. I don't see the problem here
>>217170758>he thinks that shit will be easy to installHad an Apple Ipod classic that needed it's battery replaced, turns out Apple even back then was pretty shitty as it had 20 separate locking pins in it that you could tell was designed to make you go to their store to charge you for the repair plus replacement parts.At my last job in a warehouse we had a little tractor with a seat sensor that needed weight for it to operate, sensor broke and it took me and another guy 2 hours to keep the sensor linked while trying to get the seat down because the boss didn't want to take it to the manufacturer since our work hours to fix it was far cheaper then taking it there. I cannot imagine how fucked Samsung purposely engineered that thing to be a bitch to fix on your own.
>>217169975Step your game up>>217171016Motorized mounts are sold aftermarket as complete sets or in modular parts, gramps
>>217171047>Chink techAnd they told the Venezuelans that their radars they bought could detect stealth but missed dudes in helicopters. I see you've never done business with a chink either.
>>217168557Zoomer coded choreography
>>217168557Gosh damn filmfags are obsessed with including a hurricanrana for every woman fight like they’re Rey Mysterio. Just make them a chun-li bitch that likes to kick to at least mix it up. Watching these action scenes in painful. At 0:03 the guy isn’t even swinging at her and is trying to knock out the ghost of Andre the Giant instead of a short beaner. At 0:05 he parries/catches her arm mid punch and stares at her until she does a joint lock at his wrist.
>>217171155You're the kind of anon who'd invite a girl over to watch a kino then spend 2hrs fiddling with the hdmi cable while she's on her phone
>>217171325Nice projection, not going to happen since I don't buy chinese garbage that won't seat cables after 2 months because the knockoff ABS plastic and sheet metal they used melted and warped.
>>217171395is that what you rant about while you're plugging it in?
>>217170265>Hollywood is on suicide watch. and?
>>217171241kek
>>217171464Yeah your mom loves it.
>>217169475Nigga was already ahead of the curve shooting a movie on an iPhone more than a decade ago already.
>>217168557Joke in 2010, real suggestion in 2016+10
>>217171604We need a vertical cut for Anora
This fight choreagraphy is in every fucking movie even dramas. Reminds of watching X file episode where Scully does a bunch of kung fu shut because the matrix was huge and every one in hollywood hired some hong kong stunt crews. Now every cop drama has some cringe ground and pound grappling nonsense.
People really love their gimmicks widescreen was a gimmick that should've died. Now you have to pay extra for 4:3 aspect ratio experience.
>>217171855I miss when dudes would just hip fire through rooms now everyone has to pie the door.
>>217168557let it die. please.
>>217171241Sorry papi. Girls have more fun
Soulwax made that cool tribute to David Bowie’s life all vertical:https://vimeo.com/53207758
>>217169518just turn your tv on it's side
>>217172364Kino!
>>217172267>fighting them one at a timeSomeone have the realistic fight vid?
>>217172267not so fast
>>217172578If its not a documentary don't whine about realism.
>>217172267This style of camera is dogshit and anti art.
>>217169705umm Shmup bros??
>>217172650It's not and you're just being a goober. And it's a stunt reel, not a proper film. She works in real movies
>>217172617>movie doesn't have the flippy dippy inverted leg lock to suplex move that all women use
>>217172781Every fucking action movie is shot choreagraphed like this now fucking christ.
Goycattle watches this shit, no way? People, real people watch this microdrama shit? No way, I dont believe it. They watch this shit? No fucking way, can I get stats here? No way people watch this shit? They do? They watch this shit?You're not fucking with me, people watch this shit? Normalfags watch this shit? I am actually puzzled irl, I had no idea this is what they were watching all this time. THEY DO?
It's pretty crazy when you think about it. How a collection of shorts can make as much as Hollywood movies on a fraction of the budget and marketing
I still thought there was potential for screen-recording kino but then War of the Worlds came out and kind of kicked that idea in the ballsWhatever it's cool in my head..
>>217173635There is potential for it. The Life in a Day documentary still stands out. Also Cloverfield. Ice Cube said WotW ended up the way it did because they filmed over just 15 days during COVID and without a directorhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaFVr_cJJIY
>>217173046And now you know
>>217168557LG had this cool monitor that's kind of both vertical & horizontal aspect ratios
>>217174481Yeah a few companies have put them out. And there are tv mounts with a swivel to support that feature
>>217172617gorillatards can definitely only picture the first one
>>217176121?
>>217169128omg more grass and sky!!!!!
>>217176388>omg more grass and sky!!!!!
>>217176447horizontal will always be better because it's how humans naturally see the world
>>217176556Humans live in large caves now and watch the world through portrait glass
>>217168760Give it time, you'll get it
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>>217169365It depends on the shot.I can see vertical framing working if the shots were intended to be shot that way. You would change angle and position to account for it.Taking a widescreen shot and adding all this empty shit on either side makes no sense.The second shot of the army is a bad example. Adding all sky and ground adds nothing
>>217168619>>217168794Damn, Babylon bombing at the box-office really fucked up Damien's career.
>>217172364>Soulwax made that cool tribute to David Bowie’s life all verticalThat looks closer to 4x3 aspect ratio than vertical to me, square instead of rectangle.
>>217169547they have been trained from birth to be conzoomers
>>217168557this stupid shit with some tiny ass woman doing all these stupid movie fighting will never not be hilarious. Pure garbage
>>217178818But it's ok when a guy of similar build does it?
>>217178982if you have to ask that then you're a brainwashed faggot
>>217179219Not an argument
>>217168557this make no fucking sense...we made wide screen because it matches our vision, and now zoomers are looking at lengthy screen because it suits a pocket and they don't figured out they could turn that 90 degrees
>>217179525>and they don't figured out they could turn that 90 degreesWhy are you guys always posting this nonsense
>>217179607because it's fun to pretend zoomers are this retarded?
>>217179616Dishonest post
>>217179626because 70% of them are brown
>>217168557are they also 3 mins long?
>>217168557At least they're putting some effort into choreographing it accordingly though it still requires massive suspension of disbelief. The problem with many of these "tiny girls fighting men twice her size" is that the director usually always has them fighting like men especially in the last 10-15 years and it's just so lazy. Ballerina was praised by shills for Armas kicking a guy in the balls in the trailer after her trainer told her to "fight dirty" and correctly pointed out a woman is always at a major disadvantage when fighting men and of course a lot of morons bought into it but when you watch the actual movie they quickly drop that angle and she fights like a man the entire rest of it and she only loses to Keanu because even the woke writers and director didn't dare go that far.
>>217169128Looks great for establishing shots but doesn't really highlight the focus of the scene.
>>217180815It's about the idea really. They can make it better when it's shot for that mode specifically
