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There's no comeback for this.
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>hicks and the LT both got redemption in the end
I enjoy that shit
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>>217172612
Jonahbros...
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>>217172612
>pisses self
>starts sucking thumb
>"Mommy! Mommy!"

What now bitch?
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>>217172612
woke dei character
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>>217172612
No, there isn't.
At such a moment, you can only gracefully admit your defeat. It is what it is.
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>>217172612
Rape her.
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Of course there is.
> No, because I always get mistaken for a stud.
*swish*
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>>217172612
"If I wasn't a man could I do this?"
>whips it out, prematurely ejaculates into hand then eats it
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I'M A BIG MAN, AND I NEED A BIG SHREDDER
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>>217172612
>Not a man, I'm a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus.
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>>217172612
>Haha good comeback but you are still a masculine woman and in reality I could kill you in 30 seconds with my barehands if I really wanted to. Women don't belong in the military. You don't meet the physical aptitude requirements for this role and were only allowed to join because recruitment numbers are low and the top brass are woke DEI retards beholden to limp wristed politicians who don't believe the woke shit they espouse. Imply I'm a woman again and I'll rape you like a real man would which you never will be you proto tranny fuck. Make America Great Again and Hail Trump!!!
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>>217172612
Come out as transgender and get her fired for hate criming you.
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>>217172827
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>>217172612
>the perfect comeback doesn't exis-
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>>217172612
SARRRRRRGE, I'VE JUST BEEN MISGENDERED BY HER AGAIN. THIS IS WAAAAY PAST DAILY MICRO AGRESSIONS. I'M FILING A GRIEVANCE THIS TIME AND THE COMPANY HAVE TO DO SOMETHING. MY DAD KNOWS MR WEYLAND AND HE WILL NOT BE HAPPY IF SHE ISN'T DISCIPLINED.
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>>217172882
i think you mean this
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>>217172612
I wouldn't have spoken to her to begin with
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Tickle her armpits
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>>217172612
If I want my come back you’ll have to scrape it off the back of your mom’s teeth.
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>>217172843
>squad member wears a dress
>kick all the foids out
>effective fighting strength remains the same
Xisters, what do we make of this?
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>>217173223
Only good post ITT
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>>217173368
Frank Herbert was right. Sexual degenerates don't belong in society, they belong in the military
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>>217172612
>Hey, Vasquez. Have you ever been mistaken for HIspanic?
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>>217172612
>"Did you assume my gender, jew?"
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>>217173891
Operation Human Shield
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>>217172612
Sometimes you should admit you got one-upped, which is what happened. Nobody likes the guy that can’t stand being humiliated.
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>>217172612
It's not fair bros he just needed more time
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>>217172882
my fucking sides
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>>217172612
Just as there was no comeback for the "illegal alien" dig directed at her later on.
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>Mistaken? No it's obvious
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>>217172759
This dude really thought this post was good. He really thought his comment was smart and clever. He even said
>*swish*
What faggotry. What low IQ faggotry.
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>>217172838
What the fuck does the military have to do with anything
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>oh yeah? well the jerk store called and they're running out of lesbians
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>>217172612
>No, have you?
>Wait, fuck, let me try that again.
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>>217174814
Based as fuck
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>>217174814
Flawless victory
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>>217172775
>implying you reach climax while in the vicinity of a creature as revolting as Vasquez
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>>217172612
Being mistaken for a woman when you're a man is flattering.
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>>217174814
good boy morty
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>>Haha good comeback but you are still a masculine woman and in reality I could kill you in 30 sec-
>*BANG*
>Hot lead blasts through his abdomen, tearing sinew and flesh along its wake as it burst out of his back
>*BANG* *BANG*
>Still more bullets, ejected from the weapon launch forth, obliterating the human body as if it were gelatin, The firm, well toned and muscular structure that no doubt took years to hone and maintain, made trivially pathetic by simple balls of metal and gunpowder.
>"NOOOO!!! I WAS A STRONG MAN!!!" He thought in his mind and he fell backwards, his face catching another bullet in the process. He, strangely, had not mentally prepared himself for the reality that a woman could also pull a trigger on a gun. It would be his final mistake.
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>>217175410
be honest: you typed this with one hand, didn't you
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>>217172759
weak
>>217172838
>wordswordswords
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>>217172612
>start wearing her clothes
>start using the womens bathroom
>clog the toilets
>jerk off constantly inthe womens bathroom
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>>217172612
i bet they secretly fucked
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>>217172612
>"Yeah well, I hate you I hate you I hate you!"
Then I start crying
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>>217172612
oh yeah? well the $#*(&# bitch DIKE store called and they're running out of you!!!
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>>217172612
>Cameron is reponsible for the entire strong woman bullshit trope
Are people waking up? He does the same fucking thing every movie.
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>>217172612
Oh yea? Well, I had sex with your wife.
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>>217175551
he gay
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>>217172612
Who wpuld have thought she was actually a tiny jewish woman that Cameron puts in all his movies
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>>217172653
Hudson you mean? Hicks was always cool.
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>>217172838
Tradnigger cope
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>>217174974
>Implying you wouldn't
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>>217175847
That girl at the end reminded me the old "Becky, wait!!"
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>>217175847
Those are children
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>>217175847
She's fighting a brown child who weighs less than her and hasn't finished puberty. Lets see how she does against an adult White man.
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>>217172838
It's the future, she probably had a bunch of implants and perfomance enhancing shit. She wrestled a xenomorph at the end.
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>>217175847
These are zoomers so that's probably a guy in a dress sadly.
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>>217172612
"me la pelan"
>she doesn't understand
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>>217175918
Wrecking brown people should always be applauded. No idea why you are upset
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>>217176034
That part pleases me but the poster was trying to use the video to prove that an adult jewish woman would beat an adult White man - very incongruent!
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>>217172612
Everyone says Vazquez is best girl when its actually Ferro
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Aliens is so fucking overrated. I love the first alien but the sequel doesn't do anything for me
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>>217172612
>licks her armpit
She's either grossed out or turned on. Either way I win.
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>>217172683
vasquez earned her respect and wasn't handed it. Try harder, faggot
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>>217176958
I'd 5 by 5 her pipe if you know what I mean.
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>>217177068
You'll be in for some chop
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>>217177038
This. Predator is so much better than Alien and Predator 2 mogs Aliens. bill paxton is AIDS
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>>217177064
no
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>>217174545
It's not really a one up when the guy looks like a guy and the girl really is a 5 foot tall butch.
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>>217172612
Her insult isn't clever and it doesn't even make sense
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>>217177038
>
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>>217177056
What if you puke
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>>217172838
>entire unit stares at you until you shit yourself in the middle of the pt room
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>>217177213
no I agreed with him
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>>217175343
This.
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>>217177286
You're the thumbs up guy
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>>217177323
You misread the shitty faggot meme
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>>217177341
>You misread the shitty faggot meme
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>>217177358
I hope you get cancer
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>>217172612
Slap her on her butt.
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>>217174786
Watch the movie dipshit. They are marines
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>>217175410
Dumb. All the other men in the room would kill her too
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>>217175847
>implying buck breaking is hard
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>>217172612
Game over man game over
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>>217172612
>if I had a nickel....

Turn it into a joke.
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>>217178392
Nazi trump supporter? Not likely.
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>>217179713
They weren't on reddit though.
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>>217172612
It's kinda funny that this cunt was so weak that she couldn't even hold the smartgun rig, even after they cut it down and shortened it for her. She kept falling over, and had to be propped up.
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>>217179956
I mean duh she's a waman
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>>217172838
"We represent the common people!"
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>>217177172
Yeah it is, because its funny and she demonstrated she can take a joke and give one back
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>>217177038
>first alien
>first
The franchise starts with Aliens. That sleepy space drama spinoff you mentioned isn't canon.
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>>217172612
>"when Im acting like an animal!"
>*starts howling*
got her, take that bitch
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>>217172612
Indeed there isn't. You laugh along with it because it was funny, and that's that. No need to some autistic one-upping competitions
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>>217172661
this
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>>217172612
Just start jacking off



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