There's no comeback for this.
>hicks and the LT both got redemption in the endI enjoy that shit
>>217172612Jonahbros...
>>217172612>pisses self>starts sucking thumb>"Mommy! Mommy!"What now bitch?
>>217172612woke dei character
>>217172612No, there isn't.At such a moment, you can only gracefully admit your defeat. It is what it is.
>>217172612Rape her.
Of course there is.> No, because I always get mistaken for a stud.*swish*
>>217172612"If I wasn't a man could I do this?">whips it out, prematurely ejaculates into hand then eats it
I'M A BIG MAN, AND I NEED A BIG SHREDDER
>>217172612>Not a man, I'm a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus.
>>217172612>Haha good comeback but you are still a masculine woman and in reality I could kill you in 30 seconds with my barehands if I really wanted to. Women don't belong in the military. You don't meet the physical aptitude requirements for this role and were only allowed to join because recruitment numbers are low and the top brass are woke DEI retards beholden to limp wristed politicians who don't believe the woke shit they espouse. Imply I'm a woman again and I'll rape you like a real man would which you never will be you proto tranny fuck. Make America Great Again and Hail Trump!!!
>>217172612Come out as transgender and get her fired for hate criming you.
>>217172827
>>217172612>the perfect comeback doesn't exis-
>>217172612SARRRRRRGE, I'VE JUST BEEN MISGENDERED BY HER AGAIN. THIS IS WAAAAY PAST DAILY MICRO AGRESSIONS. I'M FILING A GRIEVANCE THIS TIME AND THE COMPANY HAVE TO DO SOMETHING. MY DAD KNOWS MR WEYLAND AND HE WILL NOT BE HAPPY IF SHE ISN'T DISCIPLINED.
>>217172882i think you mean this
>>217172612I wouldn't have spoken to her to begin with
Tickle her armpits
>>217172612If I want my come back you’ll have to scrape it off the back of your mom’s teeth.
>>217172843>squad member wears a dress>kick all the foids out>effective fighting strength remains the sameXisters, what do we make of this?
>>217173223Only good post ITT
>>217173368Frank Herbert was right. Sexual degenerates don't belong in society, they belong in the military
>>217172612>Hey, Vasquez. Have you ever been mistaken for HIspanic?
>>217172612>"Did you assume my gender, jew?"
>>217173891Operation Human Shield
>>217172612Sometimes you should admit you got one-upped, which is what happened. Nobody likes the guy that can’t stand being humiliated.
>>217172612It's not fair bros he just needed more time
>>217172882my fucking sides
>>217172612Just as there was no comeback for the "illegal alien" dig directed at her later on.
>Mistaken? No it's obvious
>>217172759This dude really thought this post was good. He really thought his comment was smart and clever. He even said >*swish*What faggotry. What low IQ faggotry.
>>217172838What the fuck does the military have to do with anything
>oh yeah? well the jerk store called and they're running out of lesbians
>>217172612>No, have you?>Wait, fuck, let me try that again.
>>217174814Based as fuck
>>217174814Flawless victory
>>217172775>implying you reach climax while in the vicinity of a creature as revolting as Vasquez
>>217172612Being mistaken for a woman when you're a man is flattering.
>>217174814good boy morty
>>217172838>>Haha good comeback but you are still a masculine woman and in reality I could kill you in 30 sec->*BANG* >Hot lead blasts through his abdomen, tearing sinew and flesh along its wake as it burst out of his back>*BANG* *BANG*>Still more bullets, ejected from the weapon launch forth, obliterating the human body as if it were gelatin, The firm, well toned and muscular structure that no doubt took years to hone and maintain, made trivially pathetic by simple balls of metal and gunpowder.>"NOOOO!!! I WAS A STRONG MAN!!!" He thought in his mind and he fell backwards, his face catching another bullet in the process. He, strangely, had not mentally prepared himself for the reality that a woman could also pull a trigger on a gun. It would be his final mistake.
>>217175410be honest: you typed this with one hand, didn't you
>>217172759weak>>217172838>wordswordswords
>>217172612>start wearing her clothes>start using the womens bathroom>clog the toilets>jerk off constantly inthe womens bathroom
>>217172612i bet they secretly fucked
>>217172612>"Yeah well, I hate you I hate you I hate you!"Then I start crying
>>217172612oh yeah? well the $#*(&# bitch DIKE store called and they're running out of you!!!
>>217172612>Cameron is reponsible for the entire strong woman bullshit tropeAre people waking up? He does the same fucking thing every movie.
>>217172612Oh yea? Well, I had sex with your wife.
>>217175551he gay
>>217172612Who wpuld have thought she was actually a tiny jewish woman that Cameron puts in all his movies
>>217172653Hudson you mean? Hicks was always cool.
>>217172838Tradnigger cope
>>217174974>Implying you wouldn't
>>217175847That girl at the end reminded me the old "Becky, wait!!"
>>217175847Those are children
>>217175847She's fighting a brown child who weighs less than her and hasn't finished puberty. Lets see how she does against an adult White man.
>>217172838It's the future, she probably had a bunch of implants and perfomance enhancing shit. She wrestled a xenomorph at the end.
>>217175847These are zoomers so that's probably a guy in a dress sadly.
>>217172612"me la pelan">she doesn't understand
>>217175918Wrecking brown people should always be applauded. No idea why you are upset
>>217176034That part pleases me but the poster was trying to use the video to prove that an adult jewish woman would beat an adult White man - very incongruent!
>>217172612Everyone says Vazquez is best girl when its actually Ferro
Aliens is so fucking overrated. I love the first alien but the sequel doesn't do anything for me
>>217172612>licks her armpit She's either grossed out or turned on. Either way I win.
>>217172683vasquez earned her respect and wasn't handed it. Try harder, faggot
>>217176958I'd 5 by 5 her pipe if you know what I mean.
>>217177068You'll be in for some chop
>>217177038This. Predator is so much better than Alien and Predator 2 mogs Aliens. bill paxton is AIDS
>>217177064no
>>217174545It's not really a one up when the guy looks like a guy and the girl really is a 5 foot tall butch.
>>217172612Her insult isn't clever and it doesn't even make sense
>>217177038>
>>217177056What if you puke
>>217172838>entire unit stares at you until you shit yourself in the middle of the pt room
>>217177213no I agreed with him
>>217175343This.
>>217177286You're the thumbs up guy
>>217177323You misread the shitty faggot meme
>>217177341>You misread the shitty faggot meme
>>217177358I hope you get cancer
>>217172612Slap her on her butt.
>>217174786Watch the movie dipshit. They are marines
>>217175410Dumb. All the other men in the room would kill her too
>>217175847>implying buck breaking is hard
>>217172612Game over man game over
>>217172612>if I had a nickel....Turn it into a joke.
>>217178392Nazi trump supporter? Not likely.
>>217179713They weren't on reddit though.
>>217172612It's kinda funny that this cunt was so weak that she couldn't even hold the smartgun rig, even after they cut it down and shortened it for her. She kept falling over, and had to be propped up.
>>217179956I mean duh she's a waman
>>217172838"We represent the common people!"
>>217177172Yeah it is, because its funny and she demonstrated she can take a joke and give one back
>>217177038>first alien>firstThe franchise starts with Aliens. That sleepy space drama spinoff you mentioned isn't canon.
>>217172612>"when Im acting like an animal!">*starts howling*got her, take that bitch
>>217172612Indeed there isn't. You laugh along with it because it was funny, and that's that. No need to some autistic one-upping competitions
>>217172661this
>>217172612Just start jacking off