*enhances youre kino*
I shall call him... Mini-Me
until he can crack jokes while were watching a movie im not interested
>>217174098It already exists. Just talk to ChatGPT about kino.
>>217174098MCDONALDS
Can I fuck it?
>>217174155nigga it's a lump of hair with arms and legs sticking out of it
>>217174098>it's ok when Nintendo does it
>>217174190its a yes or no answer, either give me an answer or shut the fuck up
>>217174222>it wasn't supposed to be a documentary!
>>217174098what games?
>>217174098How the fuck is putting ChatGPT in a plushie patentable? This country is a joke.
>>217174098enhances you are kino. fucking ... learn english
>>217174098Remember those stories of toddlers referring to their parents as Alexa/Siri?
>>217174098why do i need a robot to watch movies
>>217174484where can i get me one of them robots?
>>217174484Maybe we aren't so different after all.
>>217174484>RAPEBOT, TO ME!
>>217174222I'm shocked they didn't sue Pixar
>>217174098
https://youtu.be/c8zDDPP3REE
>>217174261Happy Birthday Paulie
>>217174098This is better than watching TV with other people. I tried watching TV with my cousin once after he got out of prison and he got mad and threatened to smash the TV with a hammer because the characters in Mission Hill had blue hair. Then he put on Fat Albert and laughed for hours at how the black people were drawn. He's homeless again.
>>217174799lmao
>>217174222>takes up your spot on the roster for no reason>be the most annoying cunt to put up with in SmashI wish Nintendo just forget this flophouse toy already.
>>217174222No it wasn't. ROB was probably the most disappointed little kid me ever got.
>>217175005What a guy
>>217175148Gyromite was awesome faggot.
>>217175365makes you cry
>>217175452Why spinning tops? I'm not engineer, but isn't that needlessly complicated?
>>217174128>>217174098
>>217174799
>>217174098MCDONALD'S
>>217175578Yeah you could just press the buttons on a normal controller and the game played 5x faster. The robot just made it worse.
>games?
Tier 1: Watch family movie with your wife and kidsTier 2: Watch movie with your girlfriendTier 3: Watch movie with your friendsTier 4: Watch movie with your petsTier 5: Watch movie with some piece of plastic junk while ranting to it like a lunatic and slowly turn insane. The info about the smut you watch is directly beamed to SONY headquarters where people will laugh at you.
>>217176979>Tier 2: Watch movie with your girlfriendkek this guy has definitely never had a gf
>>217177338No bully
>>217176979I love watching flicks with my kids.
>>217174098I'll make him goon with memy trusted goonpal
>>217174098I'm so lonely I'll try anything, not sure if it's more or less pathetic talking to my cats. Well whatever, it's not like I have dignity.
>>217174150Based and dystopiapilled
>>217175937Fucking kek
>>217175655>Now keep in mind Anon can't control where the ads begin or end>Because Sony used those special parts to build his robot friend
>>217174098Why is it a chicken nugget though, did they partner with a fast food chain for cross promotion or something
>>217174122
>>217174512You can get a Unitree G1 for $21k. Just be warned that they’re incredibly cheap because it’s Chinese spyware
>>217174122fippy bippy
>>217177850$16k now and only getting better I am sure.I'd wait for market saturation, as they become commonplace and mass production really gets underway, robots will become cheap indeed.
>>217177752M C D O N A L D S
was this before or after nvidia annouced they had ai that could just fucking play the game for you in response to (voice) prompts
>>217177871>and only getting betterfutures so bright, i gotta wear shades
>>217174128>”robot dude shut the fuck up this is monologue is like the climax of the whole movie, stop fucking talking”
>>217174190>>217174256He gave you an answer, dipshit. It’s a lump or hair with arms and legs sticking out of it ie of course you can fuck it
>>217174484>this robot is trained to fuck your mouth
>>217177338I don’t know if your post is worse though because that means you’ve never even dated a chick who was cool enough to watch movies you like with. Trust me, I know, many of them absolutely aren’t but it’s kind of a bummer you seemingly haven’t had one who was.
>>217178112I can't wait until zoomers are just sitting there watching AI-generated streamers play video games for them while they donate the "streamer" (the companies) money to read their names.
>>217178348We’re hurling towards this reality at top speed already
>>217178348I watch Neurosama play Minecraft sometimes. I'd never give her or her creator money tho.
>>217178348anon that's like saying you can't wait until people have their horses drive cars for them.
>>217178431How embarrassing
>>217175937>>217174799
>>217178480She is, to be fair, extremely bad at Minecraft. But I like to see what the latest chatbots are capable of. She handles captchas like a pro.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZTCjgQ8UDiY
>>217174799>>217175937
>>217174484
>>217177871If you like Chinese people watching everything you do, go ahead and buy one
MedabotsWHEN
>>217175655yes please make Crow and Tom Servo into AI friends who watch movies with me
>>217175148>I could have gotten a sega instead
>>217178348Isn’t this already what V-tubers are? They use ai to make themselves look like little girls and are managed by companies
>>217178750You just know there’s at least someone out there with an extreme voyeurism fetish who purposely buys tons of Chinese shit that obviously has spyware in it just so they can get off to knowing there are almost definitely at least a couple people watching them engaging in hardcore degeneracy at any given time
>>217174098I didn't know you could patent such obvious things or else I would have done it years ago.
>>217178773only third world economies are shit enough for that to be a viable business model
>>217178809its "patent trolling." it only works to stomp out small businesses in first world nations, because they can't afford to fight your lawsuits in court.
>>217174098>Come home from work to watch tv and play viddya>Turn on tv>"Look who's back. The loser that only watches idiot films and can't win at Call of Duty! Hahaha!">Hi robot fren.>"You have crippling ass disease, don't talk to me.">I thought a robot couch potato would be fun.>"Well, that's what happens when a dummy like you attempts rational thought!"
>>217178902If this was a setting you could program the robot to, there would 100% be people only buying it for humiliation fetish reasons
>>217178902>actually plays call of dutyyou deserve to be mocked
>>217178948Only if it had a female voicepack though
>>217178963https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvmfVY_YZrU
>>217178755I literally thought this was Dr. Robotnik from the thumbnailWhat a bizarre coincidental illusion
>>217178948Maybe this was the plan all along...>>217178963It's default voice is Filthy Frank
the little robot from M3gan 2.0 was an actual thingand like the movie featuring it, they were massive flops$1,500and the best part is that if you were one of the few paypig early adopters and your kid got attached to their robot, when they went out of business the always-online service ended and it's like they got to see their friend die
>>217179060Fucking kek that’s great, I had no idea
>>217179082https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Companion_robot#Moxie>In a Closing FAQ emailed to users and posted on their website, Embodied made it clear that Moxie was likely to stop working within days. No refunds will be given and if you bought the device on a payment plan it’s out of their hands. No repairs and service can be offered and the company has no clear plan for who, if anybody, will take it over.
>>217178860So it's just Sony fucking over any actual development of companion robots for the next 20 years?
>>217174799I'd buy that for a dollar
>women mode activated>"who. is. this.">"why. did. he. do. it"
>>217179289kek
ROBOT ROLLCALL
>>217174128>Watch a movie where a character dies from a accident/sickness>Memories flash before your eyes because this hits you at a personal level >Robot buddy: " ZOINKS BAZINGA "
>>217179637in reality the robot would be hooked into the local hospital and medical insurance and call an ambulance at the slightest hint of a life threatening condition, the bill for which would be immediately charged to you
>>217179684dont watches have an app for that now?
>>217178902add canned laughter and I'll buy one
>>217179637>Robot buddy starts talking to you about Better Help
>>217179289
>>217174098peak disturbing I'd much rather stay alone
>>217179060those kids will be stronger than the ones who didn't suffer a loss in early childhoodmy dog running away when i was a child is what made me the man i am today. 40, posting on 4chan, living with my aunt.
>>217177338The assumption is that it's a women that actually likes watching movies anon
Only if they make MST3K models.
>>217174122Mini me likes chocolate. SCOTTY DON'T
>>217180167Noice.
>>217175937
>>217180167even horses have pattern recognition
>>217174098If it looks like Rei Ayanami I might consider it.
>>217174799>>217175937>>217180167kek
Having a Robot friend would be nice, but in todays age, there would be massive restictions on how he behaves, what he does and what to think...Its like inviting a gay nigger tranny to your home, cause everyone who "build" it is also a gay nigger tranny
>>217174539Kek
>>217177338I've learned to shut my gf up during movies by telling her to watch her tiktok with headphones on. She would constantly ask questions about plot points that weren't explained yet like asking who a new character was the moment they appeared on screen.
>>217174128>Salo>"OOH, THAT'S GOTTA HURT"
>>217181973>Caligula>i bet it tastes like strawberries
>>217181935Is she actually 12 years old or just mentally?
>>217175467And I did!
>>217174464you're brown AND you're a newfag
>>217179289>"Can-we-watch-something-else?">"I'm-hungry-but-I-don't-know-what-I-want"
>>217174799>>217175937>guys want only one thing and it's disgusting
>>217182150>>"I'm-hungry-but-I-don't-know-what-I-want"anon that means sex
>>217174122True.
>>217175937Please do not facefuck the buddybot
The point of watching the movie is not the movie but being together, you idiotsThey want you to spend attention on them, not the movieGet it fucking right
>>217182255You mean the robot just wants to hang out?
>>217182279i would never be friends with a robot
>>217182255the point of watching movies/anything with others is shared experience
>>217174128>AI scraps data from the internet>mainly reddit postsThe robots are gonna talk like redditors man
>>217175053THEY COULD'VE MADE A SPOT FOR SWIMBLY SCRIMBO!!!
>>217182321so... white native english speakers?you only think that's a bad thing because of deep rooted insecurity
>>217182321then just threaten to say the nword to short circuit it
>>217182386>you have been fined $10 for violation of verbal morality standards
>>217174799No no no no>>217175937NO GODDAMNIT NO
>>217182561>algorithm interprets all response as engagement and sucks harder
>>217182561Resistance is futile
The robot companions will talk like this.
>>217179684Star Trek predicted this, BTW.
>>217182906but data didnt suck pikards dick
>>217180167kek
>>217174098grim
>>217182752zoomer cope
>>217183523to be fair modern film has degenerated to such a point that competent blocking is pretty much a lost art.
>>217183643no, I mean zoomers are the ones who say shit like "liminal space" and watch and make "video essays"
>>217183733ya know i just realized the 'liminal space' maymay is also from browns, as the idea of big clean spaces is literally horrifying to them.
>>217177338Oh boy it's watching drunk her watch Supergirl for the 58th time. Shed claimed to be movie buff but never watch different movies. She would have liked /TV/
>>217174799>>217175937Based rare OC poster
>>217183905those images are from /v/
>>217174098My bunny sits with me while watching youtube and playing video games. Sometimes we share a blanket.
>>217182371Is that what the little bitches at Ellison are telling themselves? I don't think Reddit is as popular anymore as you think it still is.
>>217184036bunnies poop everywhere
>>217184093That isn't poop, that's Cocoa Puffs.
>>217174261happybirthdaypaulie
>>217184056you're brownalso its elgin you're thinking of
>>217174098i would kick the fuck out of this thing
>>217174122Zip it.
>>217175655>check date>it's next Sunday A.D.
>>217176143underrated
>ad comes on>it starts talking about how much it likes [advertised product] commercial and to not skip it>you've forgotten its not a real person and you watch the ad to make it happy>it says thanks and smiles
>>217180167lmao ok I'll buy one.
>>217181935>She would constantly ask questions about plot points that weren't explained yet like asking who a new character was the moment they appeared on screen.that's every normalfag I've watched a movie with
>>217184036based kino bunny
>>217180108how big does her dick need to be before this happens?
>>217179993Keked out loud
>>217175053They for a long ass time wanted to try to ignore the Virtual Boy but even that piece of shit came back. Nothing with them stays dead.
