How the fuck did Charli XCX get all these movies lined up for two years with no prior acting experience?>Erupcja (2025)>100 Nights of Hero (2025)>Sacrifice (2025)>The Gallerist (2026)>The Moment (2026)>I Want Your Sex (2026)>Faces of Death (TBA)>A Tree is Blue (TBA)
Supply/demand hasn't been organic for a long time.
>>217176924Sucking producer/director dick.
>>217176924There are about 100 producers with the power to cast her who still think Kamala is Brat and they have a civic duty to hope someone thinks they're cool
>>217176961She's literally married
>>217176924how the fuck do you pronounce that? eckseecks?
>>217177020X, C, XAre you retarded or something
>>217177005so?
choli bby
>>217177043ok so you just pronounce them like the letters, but like a name, so like eckseeecks, that's what I said
>>217177005When has that ever stopped a woman from whoring herself for perks?
what kind of surname is xcx anyway, is it like aztec or something
>>217177005to some balding fag, she also wrote about how she's a serial cheater in her songs
>>217176924>Erupcja (2025)i bet she made a lot of casting producers erupcja if you know what i mean hahaha
>>217177071Listen to the first 10 seconds of thishttps://youtu.be/sZWmwHjFRPIOr listen to the rest of it it's a pretty good song
>>217177071Holy fuck you are a very, very slow person.
>>217177156ok so it's more like ecks-si-ecks, but all one word>>217177162when she goes somewhere and places an order and they're calling her name, they have to pronounce itjust clarifying how you say it, it's a very unusual surnameexotic
>>217176924it's called an agent and auditioning.
>>217177226>ok so it's more like ecks-si-ecks, but all one wordwait til you find out how eminem is pronounced
>>217177226>but all one word based retard
>>217177156listen to the whole album, it's pretty fun
>>217176924She fucked the right jews obviously.
>>217176924xcx, that was some mean bush
>>217177156why is it so good what the fuck
>>217176924If people know you, then they can give it a try. Markets all over the place, different fans bases get more coverage.
>>217176949This. I have yet to meet a single person who actually listens to Charli XCX but the media can't shut the fuck up about her.
>>217177005Hoes gonna hoe.
>>217177260I wonder if she likes avatar, she often talks about movies on her social media
>>217177251are we sure her surname wasn't originally ecksiecksteinbergwitzbaumshein?she looks a little semitic
Is it true that she is a massive cokehead?
>>217177162Not as slow as you zoomer.
>>217177289*sonsdottir
>>217177299All English women with money are raging cokeheads.
>>217177299yes and she doesn't even try to hide it
>>217177299Whatever gave you that idea?
>>217176924Name recognition,being backed by money and a willingness to trade sexual favors for career advancement would be my guess.>>217177299She sings about it often enough so probably. 365 is a good ass song t
Millennial directors love stunt casting. Look at Marty Supreme.
>>217177354Kek, nice.
>>217177265because you don't hang out with cool people>>217177289her mom's indian
>>217177299She's known to leave subtle clues in her songs
>>217176949It never was in the entertainment industry. All plants and whores. Now it's nepo babies and party line shills
>>217177359I almost a seizure watching 365
>>217177289She's literally a pajeeta
>>217177365How did my generation end up so creatively bankrupt?
>>217177433I think it's the way they eat shit and are obsessed with shit and not the skin color behind the "dirty" thingalso she seems kind of like a whore so there's that too
>>217177433How can you be proud of your race, you're born with it. Racist ass bitch.
>>217177372Define cool people. If she's as big as the media is shilling her to be it shouldn't be only a clique of people actually listening to it. I should be hearing kids bump her music all the time in public but I just don't. Nothing about her is organic.
>>217177468She's not white so she's allowed to be proud of it
>>217177433I am extremely proud of my White heritage. I love my roots and my family. Don't call me/anyone "mayo" bcoz of the colour of someone's skin.
>>217177478>I should be hearing kids bump her music all the time in publicnobody bumps music in public everyone has pods, why you larping like you've been outside in the last 10 years?also she's from some eurocuck country, probably way bigger over there.i'm sure you can just look up concert attendance and venues she plays though, kinda impossible to fake playing sold out shows to tens of thousands.
>>217177020Holy shit, are zoomers actually getting this retarded at this point? lmfao how did this post not derail the entire thread holyyy
>>217177226Oh, you. So pure and innocent, so truly underdeveloped in the brain
>>217177503>are zoomers actually getting this retarded99% sure the anon is just ESL. no need to bully.
>>217177503>>217177505>>217177512
>>217177281She only logged the first one as "watched" on Letterboxd, didn't even rate it. She hasn't logged the rest.
>>217176924apparently she's fucking terrible in them but i don't care her body of work runs circles around the other popslutshttps://youtu.be/If4-ckGcr0chttps://youtu.be/2cxwTtfXG0chttps://youtu.be/Rj6dwEBmBJA
>>217177156>>217177545Are you cherrypicking or is her stuff usually this good?
>>217177478>Nothing about her is organic.a lot of modern pop "stars" aren't but she's been making music for like 10 years, she had big songs before sure but brat is the first time she actually became somewhat famous
>>217177541>didn't even rate iti never rate i just use those websites to keep a list of what i've seen and what i want to watch.
>>217177828I used to do this but then I realized how retarded it would be to even forget what I’ve watched even though I drink and watch shit all the time, how the fuck could one just forget watching a movie unless you’re genuinely blacked out like to the point of pissing yourself? Maybe I’m not autistic enough and that’s not even a diss honestly, I hear making and looking at lists is an extremely satisfying for autistic people which must be nice to be so easily entertained, like a cat
>>217177702they're not, her albums are pretty consistent though there's an occasional questionable feature like the k-pop dude on this song https://youtu.be/xcb2R-WpxVg?si=Za1KcDBAdWrMQvmZ
reminder that charli is a bigger kinophile than 99% of the posers on /tv/https://letterboxd.com/itscharlibb/
>>217177904I say this without an ounce of irony all the songs posted itt have been fucking great including this one. I simply wasn't familiar with her game. I might actually dig into her stuff later.
>>217177923CHARLI SAMA I KNEEL
>>217176924>stupid whore gets work by sucking off Hollywood producersTale as old as time
>>217177883>then I realized how retarded it would be to even forget what I’ve watchedi'm pretty autistic with a much better than average memory, i've seen a little over 3000 films at least once, tons of re-watches on my favorites though, as well as about 400 series and about 600 anime series.i forget all kinds of random shit i've seen over the years because not everything is that original or worth committing to memory.when i'm looking for something new to watch it's nice to not waste time trying to remember if i've seen something or not.
>>217177923>5 stars for rush hour 2i love her
>>217177923i don't get the Paddington 2 meme.watched it, was a whatever kids movie.maybe there's some euro shit you guys grew up on that you like him so much idk
>>217177923bros... is she /ourgirl/?
She married Matty Healy's bro George
>>217176924off the hype of her first mainstream hit after like a decade. brat summer did wonders for her and I don't blame her cashing in on every opportunity. apparently chappell roan also had similar offers after her album blew up but she said no because she's not an actress and also hollywood is full of weirdostl;dr hollywood is desperate for zoomer bux
>>217177460She's not German.
>>217178190>hollywood is full of weirdosShe's a fucking weirdo too
>>217178201>only germans eat shitanon, i...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdFpzaM07i0This mogs her
>>217178209takes one to know one I suppose
TAYLOR WON TAYLOR WON TAYLOR WON
>>217178345why pit two queens against each other
>>217178345That’s not Carly Rae Jepsen tho
>>217178375>12 minutes long>mogs Taylor's entire discography
>>217177923This is your movie waifu??
>>217178402>tfw no Charli gf giving you a disinterested handjob while watching Ingmar Bergman movies togetherjdimsa
>>217178402She's so trashy but I love her
>>217178386>Carly Rae Jepsenlink me every good song besides Call Me Maybe.i have tried listening to her albums but only 1 song hit for me.
>>217178520Here are some that i likehttps://youtu.be/Y8qZ22IFK6Ihttps://youtu.be/a79Y7Mbqx1Ihttps://youtu.be/vJA42HLg5k4https://youtu.be/Qlsu7RhOnsQAlso one of the best Charli songs features Carlyhttps://youtu.be/hiGqKwy4yM0
>>217178607based i'll give these a listen
>>217178607>I was the anon who initially posted about Carly Rae Jepsen>other anon swoops in with the assistSupremely baste, good looking out bro
>/tv/ is more receptive and open minded about music than fucking /mu/didn't see that one coming
>>217178656Carly will always have a special place in my heart, i didn't even list some of the classics like Run Away With Me and Boy Problems cause i'm assuming that anon is familiar with them but even her lesser albums are filled with bops
>>217178455>>217178489she probably would give an insane blowjob
>>217178817I really hope I get to find out someday.
>>217179008im kamala harris and i endorse this message
>>217179008Fuck charli
>>217179027hopefully the plan
>>217177923She's got better taste than most people here. Saying that, The Addiction was dogshit!
>>217179085>The Addiction was dogshit!women love vampire/supernatural shit. not saying that means it's good, just understanding why she liked it.
>>217176924Never heard of her but those are some pleasant breasts
>>217177156>glitter in my shitsWhat?
>>217179085Filtered
charlie XSAARX
>>217176924s-she wants my sex?
>>217179111Give it a shot, unchttps://youtu.be/cwZ1L_0QLjw
>>217176924Is this really the first time you have been exposed to Industry plants?
>>217177115>what kind of surname is xcx anywayThe kind that sounds like sexy sex to subconsciously compel simps to simp.
>>217177265This retard post every time. You know we have actual data on how many people listen to her, how many albums she sells, etc
>>217177501Nah, the music industry has definitely gotten jiggy with fake crowds and fake ticket sales where venues are known to "sell out" within milliseconds of releasing tickets.
>>217179679>doesn't know what scalping is, so he just assumes quick sellouts are all fakebased retard-kun
>>217179726Naive-anon doesn't know the scalpers often work with the artists and venues which is how they get immediate access to the tickets and Justin Bieber, Katy Perry, One Direction and Taylor Swift got busted red handed doing this.https://www.classaction.org/pop-star-scalping
>>217177020It's roman numerals like the pope
>>217179771I like how you've moved the goalpost from nobody being at the shows to the tangential topic of scalpers working with the artists. Yeah everyone knows the industry is corrupt. You know what scalpers do with the tickets after they acquire them? They resell them to the people who go. The show still ends up packed. So your original statement of the crowds not being actual crowds is still incorrect.
you niggas are gay as hell itt
>>217176924When one fag gets into the casting business, he makes sure he only hires fellow fags. In time, the same thing that happens with pajeets in IT happens to movie industry.
>>217179879Nothing wrong with being gayhttps://youtu.be/mPRy1B4t5YA
>>217176924She is a draw which is all producers care about these days.>Need money>Need a market>Need namesShe means you get easy funding for your movie, a market and a name. It would be statistically stupid not to cast her in some form.
>>217179915Probably, i have a fever so I'm pretty grumpy. I'll come back another time sorry
>>217179865>So your original statement of the crowds not being actual crowds is still incorrect.No those were two different claims, they definitely fake crowds, I explicitly referenced Will Smith because he got caught. The scalpers don't necessarily sell all their tickets, but even if they only sell 20% at a huge markup, they all still make money and the venue still looks "sold out" without having the burden of cleaning up after an actual full house.
>>217176924musicians and actors have been intelligence agency assets since at least the 60ies
>>217178743/tv/ has better music threads than tv threads
>>217178520Emotion is probably one of the best pop albums from about the past 30 years.
>>217179879I'd like to have sex with charli though, addison as well
>>217177005To me
>>217177005her hole career is built on being an on-call hole for the execs.
>>217177005she also has an infamous blind item about being a free use anal slut, stuff like that doesn't change
>>217180405That blind item describes pay to play (in drugs), not free use.
>>217176924By being hot?
hollywood haggled sextoy of current 2-3 years just to be trashed away and use a new one instead.
>>217180034No, at least since they outlawed jazz cigarettes and started using the musicians as media fodder to show off their strict policing as a deterrent to everyone else.
booba
>>217176924choli makes me wanna be a BRAT
she looks like she needs an aggressive Edwardian-age British India Army Officer to rough her up abit in the sack to correct her
>>217179027...I really want to lol.
>>217176924She has the same "dead inside" look in her eyes that Billie Eilish and so many other pop musicians have.
>>217181247it's hot in her case
>>217179392industry plants don't grind for 13 years
>>217177433Sexo Pajeeta
>>217176924she got them by not just wanting cock but needing it
>>217181066for me it's nuclear seasons & drugs
>>217177005Disgusting goblina
>>217177978If you had this terrible music taste, why are you not on /mu/?
>>217181305Sure, none of the popular boy bands were industry plants, they are and always were totally organic because they have been in the industry for some arbitrary number of years.
>>217181356>filtered by choliit's you who has terrible taste
Welp. no clue who she is. But I bet she's a big cunt with rich parents
>>217176924>implying acting experience or talent matters in current year entertainment businessWhat a grand and intoxicating innocence.
>>217181019Jesus fuck. A literal 4/10. The absolute fucking state.
>>217176924>How the fuck did Charli XCX get all these movies lined upby being so fancy
>>217181622kinooo
>>217181483solid tits though. although I hate pericings
for me it's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cN7he0b0sK8
she released the biggest album of this decade
>>217178402Why do all women being photographed on the red carpet always go for the deadpan look?
>>217181791Never heard of it. Or her for that matter. Well, I've seen her name, don't think I've heard a song that I could identify.
>>217181868of course you dont, you dont speak to people or leave your room, im talking about normal people who listen to radio when they're in store, driving a car, going to a bar etc. you dont know anyone outside of your umamusume discord
Discount GFOTYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7O__jhsoUPk
>sheeeeiiiii 67 cap frfrExcellent post.
>>217182124her music sounds fucking awful, I love it
https://youtu.be/kHwpS0LakeU
>>217176924I hate these spoiled music industry whores who have become so delusional that they believe they can do anything. Bitch even your music was made by other people, you can't do ANYTHING.
>>217182818>Bitch even your music was made by other peopleYou don't know shit about Charli nigger she was producing her own shit while you were still jacking off in middle school
>>217181940This post reeks of underage&.
>>217176924>>217177545>>217178402>>217181019Hmmm maybe pajeets ain't so bad after all
>>217180405qrd on this? lmao
