Have you ever gone on a date to the movies with a girl? What did you see? How did it go?I can remember going to see part 2 of a Twilight movie on a pity date with a girl that friendzoned me, and another time I saw Die Hard 1 with a girl at an outdoor cinema and afterwards she told me that I had gotten her pregnant.I don’t have a good track record.
watched bugonia last monththen we went back to hers & she beat me up and fucked me
>>217178032I have been on exactly two movie dates in my life, first one was when I was 13 and there was an adult couple literally fucking in the seat behind us, I could see the guy's dick and the woman's asshole. It was really hot but also awkward, but I think the girl was expecting me to fuck her in the movies too because after that she broke up with me and told all her friends that I was gaySecond time I guess I only thought it was a date because she wouldn't kiss me after and told me she had a boyfriend. Or maybe I was just that lame. That was one of the last dates I ever went on, gave up on women shortly thereafter
>>217178032I took my ex to see 10 Cloverfield Lane for our second date because I go into movies blind and thought it was going to be a direct continuation of Cloverfield. It ended up working out and we joked about how our of place the ending seemed but she told me later on after we started going steady that she spent two thirds of the movie thinking I was going to rape her afterwards.
>>217178032I saw The Substance with a dominant turkish milf I met on fetlife. Spent most of the movie massaging and kissing her hands. Then towards the end she took her boots off and put her legs up on me I worshipped her stocking'd feet. She made me kneel and beg on the street to kiss her goodnight.>>217178268>we went back to hers & she beat me up and fucked meBased
>>217178735>thinkingYou mean hoping?
>>217178735>omg i bet this freak is gonna rape me>CONTINUE TO SEE HIM AFTERWARDSthe fuck was wrong with her?
>>217178735Women are sick.
>>217178738love my dommetreats me right
>>217178738>>217178268why are zoomers such cucks?
>>217178752Possibly.>>217178793Oh boy. It was a bit, actually.>>217178794Yeah lol
>>217178032so what happened to the fetus?
>>217178991It currently haunts me like that lil fella in Berserk
>>217178890they are hoping to get some SEX
>go on movie date with teen Latinx manic pixie dream girl>she keeps posing for imaginary cameras and taking TikTok videos and ignores the movie you chose
>leaves every 15 minutes>I wonder wtf is going on>think she might be sick or seeing someone else wtf>turns out it's for constant wardrobe changes
>ITT indians fantasizing and being dumb as fuck as always
>>217179215>Yep, that's cringe!
>>217178032we handied each other while watching it part 2
>>217178032Avatar. The first one. 16 years ago. >_>
>>217178032Post the video
>>217180316>>217179183>>217179191
>>217178032Went on many when I was younger, until I realized how going to the cinema is a terrible place to go on a first date.I'm ugly as fuck and if I want a chance of getting lucky, I need a setting where I can charm them and make them laugh. I imagine the same applies to most 4chan users.
>>217180361It took a fuckwit like you a lot longer to show up than I was anticipating.
What's the STRANGEST theater date experience you've ever had?
>>217179183>>217179191What is this fashion aesthetic called and where to I meet girls like this?
Imagine going on a date with Xochi and having sex with her in the movie theater haha
>>217178032i saw pic related on a first date with a girl and it was so bad i never talked to her again
>>217178268Does he pass, Anon?
>>217180639idk I guess just hang out in boutique independent theaters and wait for artsy alt-goth girls to show up?
>>217180725she looks like a lad in doggy but i'm not gonna complain when she slaps me around & drains my balls
First date ever with a guy in hs to see tron. It was incredibly awkward. He tried to kiss me and I freaked out. He didn't try again. He didn't want to date me after that. Honestly it was for the best. I realized even then my draw to this guy was because yeah he was cute but that we probably have a lot in common or understanding of life. In reality I was way too good for him. I managed to see how he looked only a short time later, he was already balding, not making money, a depressed loser who probably still posts here, and I know for a fact he used to post on this site. He was also shorter than me but I didn't mind that part. Damn I'm glad guys freak out and run from me because I'm attracted to dorky average losers for some reason, like it was trained into me from cartoons to take the first average unremarkable male I see. tldr Tron
Oh I have another one. Went on a date in Korea to see some movie that was historical fantasy or something can't remember. We got kinda bored so we started whispering funny things about the movie to make it interesting. Then he started groping my breasts and kissing them. Then I rubbed his pants. He said it hurts in his pants now, you know because the snake is awake. So I told him to take it out. We kind groped each other while watching the movie. So yeah I got some guy to whip his dick out in a theater. Either the couple behind us somehow didn't notice at all, really enjoyed the film and it was too dark, or they enjoyed the show. I won't ever do this again to be honest. I was just a bored horny 25 year old.
>>217180878Disgusting behavior.
>>217180895Envy is a weird emotion I'll never experience
i went and watched pay it forward with my gf at the time. i ended up crying in the theater at the end and i was dumped shortly afterwards
>>217180928I'm sure the two were unrelated.
>>217179191She does that for her 33 years old papi (me).
the shill campaign for this mediocre bitch is embarrassing
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>>217180639>fashion aesthetic calledLatina trying to attract an older white bf, preferably in his early to mid 30s.
>>217178032>Have you ever gone on a dateNo
>>217180639>where to I meet girls like this?Anywhere between San Antonio and LA
Xochi is love.Xochi is life.
>>217181175>>217181157I love her so much bros
>>217178032i only ever went camping with a girl and we shared the same tent and went walking/swimming alone together
>>217180687Imagine she grinds on you while your trying to watch a movie.
>>217180895> "Bring me a white girl, then we date."
>>217178032nope
That short window when Americans seemed to be getting more comfortable with sexuality has passed, it's back to disgust with the human body and any of its functions.
>>217178032Saw fast and the furious 8 with my first girlfriend. She laughed at it the whole time and said I was a dork for liking it but she let me finger her so it was still a winner.
I watched the Sonic movie with my then gf. She didn't understand it. She was kinda retarded.
>>217183294You know that stat that shows there are more single men than single women and how it implies the men are fucking multiple women? I have a hunch the mix of men not getting laid and women getting cheated on is leading the prude revolution.
Yeah. Nosferatu was the most recent one. I fingered her through most of it, she sucked me off then we went back to her place and fucked. Her brother shouted at her a bunch in Hindi or Urdu or whatever when we arrived, I assume calling her a slut.
>>217178032I used to go on bad movies for first dates to have an excuse to make out. Over time, movie dates became a thing for me because I love to analyze film and I'm looking for women who can do that too. My current girlfriend is almost media literate but not enough to carry a conversation.
>>217178032I went to see Spiderman 3 with a girl once, it was a fine time. Even though we went to that movie and prom together that year I was too much of a virgin faggot to realize she might actually be down to date.Went to see Cirque du Freak with another girl and commented that the main girl's teeth were too big and that's how I learned my date was insecure about her big teeth also. Later we saw Avatar 1 and I hated it and would have walked out if she wasn't there.Now I'm married to neither of them and we watch half a movie at a time before she falls asleep.
>>217180254>we handied each other while watching it part 2Hey. Same. She was nice. Paid for my uber to the airport the next morning because my phone died overnight and I was running late to meet my gf. Accidentally left my belt at her place though and never saw her again to ask for it back. It was a really nice belt too.
I'm so old I remember when theaters had love seats and people used them because they weren't fat, creepy incels. This chick took me to Beetlejuice in junior high when we were 13 and almost chewed my fucking face off.1/2
>thinly-veiled xochitl goon thread
>>217178735You look like John Goodman or something?
>>217184134This chick was my albatross/stalker/suitor/whatev when I was in high school. Every single week for four years she either took me to the movies or invited me over to watch one when her parents were away. I am sure there were days in her life where she'd eaten more of my cum than food. I can't remember any of Alien3, Single White Female, Lord of the Flies, Pacific Heights and dozens of other films because my dick was buried to the hilt in her mouth or cunt.In college and throughout adulthood, taking a girl to the movies was just a normal occurence in life. It was usually the third date, part of a progression of getting to know someone, following two dinner dates spent on conversation.2/2
bouncing sochee up and down my 5inch BWC monster
>>217184153Stop complaining.
you can count on one hand how many times she's shown her feet because she has the larson foot gene and they only look normal and healthy for maybe one week out of the year
>>217178032>Have you ever gone on a date to the movies with a girl?Middle school gf>What did you see? Fucking Sucker Punch lmao, I didn't plan shit and just entered the next function. >How did it go?We were both quiet kids just watching the movie but a couple of my friends were also there to mess things up, making jokes and loud sex noises lmao, her mom came to pick her up after the date and I kissed the girl in front of her, luckily my friends had already fucked off. It was a fun mess.
>>217178032Yes some terrible movie with Tom Cruise first wife we walked out after 30 minutes and I asked for a refund.She didn't know that was a thing
>>217180975Bitter white roasties be big mad lol
>>217178032I went to see The Dark Knight twice with different girlfriends and got a blowjob during the first screening.
>>217184134>>217184258based gen x boomer
>>217184358Based for doing the most awkward thing possible instead of using the lame movie to make out with her. Did you see her again?
>>217180778>>217180878Post your dick.
>>217178032>Have you ever gone on one of the top 3 most stereotypical dates in dating history?Bro...
>>217183256Slave Xochitl mmmmm...
>>217184276my ancestor :)
>>217178032I've been on plenty of dates to the movies back when I thought it was a good first date, but the only interesting one was when I thought I was dating a straight girl but it turned out she was lesbian, I only realized this late into the date, we'd hung out a fair amount after work and she was doing all the bullshit women do to get you to ask them out so I did. During the movie we even held hands (I was 16) but while we were getting coffee afterwards her gf came to join us, something I only realized when she kissed her. It was like my mind broke, I was so anxious about doing stuff right and not looking like an idiot that I hadn't even considered this option. We became friends and it was a nice story to tell after that. She said later on that she only became aware that I thought we were going on a date when I took her hand but thought it was too awkward to let go lmao.
>>217184291she doesn't, but her feet are fucked regardless
Who is this mid beaner looking bitch being shilled here lately?
>>217180878>He said it hurts in his pants now, you know because the snake is awake.
I used to go to the arthouseplex a lot with my ex, she was into Fellini slop and the like.But as a date, to get to know someone, a movie theater is honestly a shit place.
she likes bbc, right?
>>217178032Yeah some girl asked me out to see some shit movie and I said sure thinking nothing of it. When we were there she started holding my hand and started kissing me. I thought to myself, "what the fuck?" She tricked me. She didn't bring me to see a movie. She brought me out to use me for my body. After I brought her home and I never talked to her again.
>>217188196I am female posting about a male.Did you know females also watch movies and post online?
I like the home edition of a movie date. Last year we watched some genuinely good movies like Gremlins, Braindead and Top Secret with this one chick. We fucked around ten times almost every time with the pretence of watching a movie. Need to get her here again even if she's an unstable neurotic hehe
>>217188644Did dude literally say "It hurts in my pants now, you know, because they snake is awake" ?cos that's the funniest shit I've ever heard and I can't stop laughing at it.
>>217180975"that cute brown girls ass?""right here, on my dick."
>>217180639>>217180736>>217181057>>217181157It tells you that its called hot topic which is what she always looks like. What are all these none americans posting here? Fuck man stop infiltraiting our everything and make your own internet and web sites... niggers
>>217188644tits or gtfo
>>217188290Yeah, latinas love BBC
>>217188981my /b/roooooother
You should touch their knee little bit. Do the "mind blown" motion with your fingertips/nails on her knee. The magic is that it seems innocent but makes them wet at the same time
>>217178032twice. the whole time I sat there stressing out about whether or not I was supposed to put my arm around her, and when would be the appropriate time to do so. it sucked.
>>217188644show 'em, sweetheart
>>217188644Tits or gtfo hole
I luv sochee so much brehs
>>217188290White girls only
>>217183256Ok now I LOVE Slave Leia, turns out I just hate Carrie Fisher.
>>217180687She looks like she just got caught giving me a blow job.
>>217188682No he just said it hurts The snake joke gave me a chuckle when writing this out, nobody actually said that kek
