it was good
>>217183326what the F*CK was his problem?!?
>>217183326it wasnt bad but the bard guy wasnt utilized well at all. he could have used counterspell so many times to stop a threat
>>217183326Too BLACKED, shant.
>>217183326It was shit.
>>217184717nah, it was good DESPITE the dogshit castingwouldve been great with actual actors instead of the DEI mutts, but still
>>217184858Then you'd still have had the girlbosses and the millennial writing/"humour".
yea it was
>>217185291Shit, yeah.
Ah yes.The "tiefling" that's just Sophia Lillis with two small horns.
I wish the intellect devourer consumed Sophia's Lillis's paltry 8 intelligence in a brief moment of existential terror as her mind is utterly consumed by the alien creature and left as a blank empty shell. And next the doglike brain beast would grow an alien erection. He would waddle his dog brain body over to Sophia Lillis's mindless, blank, slack jawed face and mount it. The Intellect Devourer doggy humps all over Sophia Lillis's facial orifices and seems to cum. He cums all over her and the magic cum seeps into her mindless mouth and inti her nose and eyes. The goop runs and flows into her face and the strange brain creature seems to be getting smaller. He spasms and jerks and emits psychic doggy pleasure as he cums and shrinks and seems to cum himself inside her face. And the intellect devourer floods into her skull, digesting her physical brain, breaking all her physical matter down, repurposing it for the alien mind flayer's will. It reforms itself having assimilated Sophia Lillis's very essence. It acts as her new brain and slowly takes control of her beautiful body. It imitates her so well that even she forgets that she is a simple, mindless, brainless puppet under the complete control of the intellect devourer. She pulls up her trousers and looks down, unaware that that was the last shit she would ever take as a free willed human. She leaves to rejoin her friends, unaware that this was the secret twist revealed in the very real and very canonical D&D movie sequel
>>217183326It was mid and i´ve played BG3 and the pathfinder games so that´s saying something...
>>217183326Quite the stretch to call a box office bomb with a DEI nigger cast good
>>217184893>millennial writing/"humour"you never actually touched DnD huh?
>>217185723that's only infected DnD over the last 10 or so years>it was always that wayno champ, it wasn't, it predates the birth of Millennials by 20 years
>>217185723You think a D&D film should suffer from millennial writing because you had a millennial DM?
>>217185838yes it wasyou are like those retards calling douglas adams or terry pratchett "reddit"dnd and goofy, ""cringy"" humor always went hand in hand, just because it became overdone and annoying nowadays, doesnt change he history
>>217183326Mostly miscast, humor that fell flat and woke-driven character/narrative choices. Deeply worrying the writing team behind this are working on a Star Trek reset as we speak.
>>217184733Her manlet fetish was one of the better parts of the movie.
>>217185723>touching dnd after 3rd editionInshallah a foolish mistake. Critical Role and theater kids have done irreversible damage to the brand, there was a time when one of the lead designers of 3e made a canon supplement book about demonic incest and excessive sexual fetishes.
>people pretend that dnd was EVER good nowfucking dweebs
It was not good but I wouldn't mind a sequel.
then daughter was such a little cutieI would've waited longer to rescue her so she could've developed that incestuous separation complex thing
>>217185334she was half tiefling half elf
>>217183326Fun adventure movie, no grimdark trash written by an obese loser, good guys win at the end.
>>217186313>FunNo it wasn't. A Knight's Tale was fun. Your Highness was fun. The correct comparison isn't to "grimdark trash" but to that kind of film –you know, the kind it's pretending to be, but isn't, because current year.
>>217186494>Your Highness was funyeah, im pretty sure your opinion is irrelevant
>>217186538To someone with no taste, perhaps.
>>217185925>edgyslop
>>217183326the daughter was distractingly ugly but I agree, it’s fun
>>217186903I already called her cute, you lose.
>>217186912Oh yeah?! *kisses you passionately*
>>217186925>enemies to loverskino
>>217183326>directed by GOLDSTEINIt was garbage, not a moment of sincerity allowed unless its to simp for that ugly mutt kid.On the other hand.>the warrior is played by the most savage ape like of actors
>>217183326>dungeons and mutt abominations
It had heart despite itselfIf not for the woke cancer it might have been one of the best fantasy movies ever madeAs it is, it can only aspire to mere entertainment
>>217183326Kek I remember when it flopped and reddit blame it on the marketing team instead of addressing the elephant in the room
>>217187238I didn't watch it because I read the "emasculate" comment on 4chan and decided not to. If not for that I might have gone there with my brother. And we would have had a great time. Watched it on paramount+ for free later on and enjoyed it.
>>217186494>A Knight's Tale was fun. >Your Highness was fun>mfw
>>217183326everytime i see this shit i remember about rangs of power peak woke era with niggers in everything was surreal
>>217187569Lord of the rings was made by a white englishman as a medieval european fantasy, doesn't make sense to have niggers there. Forgotten realms was made in america where they just have niggers, I find it acceptable if they have them in their media as well.Honorable mention to elder scrolls, where the existence of niggers is actually part of the lore and history.
>>217187565Post hand and DOB.
>>217183326Chris Pine was surprisingly not-shit in it
>>217187611nobody cares, autist
It was one of those perfectly average summer blockbuster movies. Nothing special, really.
>>217188194>nigger mutt abominationexactly, american
>>217188215Blockbusters are supposed to make money not lose you illiterate tard
>>217188194Since I said "they" about america, it follows I am not. Keep up anon.
>>217188337tell that to Disney
>>217183326Yeah it was, it felt like an actual D&D adventure complete with self-insert paladin
>>217187614I am a 27 year old Swedish man.Not liking your muttslop from the 90's does not make one brown, or whatever you're trying to imply as a last intellectually disabled refugium.
>>217183326It was barely competent but in an era where movies are almost universally awful barely competent is as good as we get
>but...the movie contains non-white people!Ok and so does every movie nowadays, scream and stamp your feet in rage go for it
>>217183326I like that theory that it's an actual campaign between friends.
>>217189340Yeah bro I feel you, there hasn't been a good movie since Twelve Angry Men, everything after 1957 is unwatchable trash
>>217189367It's definitely structured that wayLike with the dungeon puzzle they fucked up but the DM had to handwave to move things along
>>217189226Neither A Knight's Tale nor Your Highness is "muttslop" or from the 90s, but regardless: disliking them isn't what marks you out as brown and/or a retarded zoom-zoom (thanks for confirming). Liking (as is implied) a soulless, brown/uggo-filled, girlbossy, sub-Whedonesque-quip-laden cine-turd is what does that.
>>217189409In an actual campaign, the riddle would have been trivial and they would fumble it. In the movie, the riddle was ridiculously hard and they would definitely had fumbled had they tried.
>>217189498how do you even function, honestly?
>>217189767Not an argument.
>>217189498Your Highness is literal kike trash>dude weed
>>217190033Still a lot more fun that this. And it was at least intermittently funny.>Magic… motherfucker.
>>217183326Dorkslop
>>217183326it really wasnt
>>217184143He was late. And we all know how birds feel about being early.
>>217184717Based nogames
>>217183326D&D is unfortunately a (bad) joke, and never should have been allowed into the normiesphere
>>217183326I was genuinely surprised at how much I enjoyed it. I went in with pretty low expectations and it won me over. The script has some problems, and I have no idea where the budget went, it felt like a mid-budget movie from the 90's or 2000's. The pacing needed to be tightened up a bit, the first half of the movie could have been easily condensed into the first act.I'm never mad to see Michelle Rodriguez getting a paycheck and she's a good choice for a barbarian-bitch. I laughed quite a few times, and it had some nice references and world building built into the story instead of just dumping direct exposition. It was an aggressively OK that needed another pass on the script, and cut the budget in half, and it would have done well enough to kick off a franchise.
>>217191817>I have no idea where the budget wentthe casting, probablyhugh grant, chris pine, even michelle rodriquez arent that cheap, probablyand did we really need a random ass fucking bradley cooper cameo, lmao
>>217183326I didn't have a problem that his dead wife was black/mixed race. It bothered me that she was kind of dumpy. That's Chris fucking Pine, that's a painfully handsome dude and it just took me out of the movie when he's moping about some 5/10 to the point of neglecting his daughter.
>>217191892>michelle rodriquez>not cheap I don't buy that. Sure she's in the fast and furious movies, but she's also a woman over 40 in hollywood and there aren't many new movies that need a hench witch.
No, it was good and funny. Had issues, but much better than I thought.
>>217191956i think precisely because shes in those , from the first one on top of that and being a main character, she's stacked, i doubt shes willing to take any role for some mere few hundred thousand dollars like a no-name actor(who would probably been a better cast, but oh well, i didnt hate her that much in the role anyway)
>>217192019Fair enough, and like I said, I'm never mad to see her getting paid, and I thought she was fun in the role. But yeah, I think its just the problem with modern theatrical releases. They don't make low and mid-budget movies to release in the theater anymore unless its a horror movie. But when everything else is hundreds of millions of dollars before marketing, its almost mathematically impossible for it to break even, let alone MAKE money. And release windows are so short that even if there is a movie I want to see in the theaters, its already out of theaters and on streaming before I get my ass around to checking theater times.
>>217192173i dont get it either, especially if its from a studio that doesnt own one of the big streaming platformsback in the day, even if a movie was a disaster in the boxoffice, almost all of them were making their money back in the long run from vhs and dvd rentals in the long runnowadays, apparently you are getting peanuts for streaming, so i dont see how you are making up for your losses at all, unless you are netflix/hbo-wb/apple and generate traffic to your own platform
this guy was terrible in it and he's getting zero other big roles
>>217183326If they'd removed some of the swear words it would've been a big hit with kids/families.
>>217183326It was blackedIt was wokeAnd I really enjoyed it, would've been better without that other shit though, if/when it gets a sequel I'll watch it (and then complain on /tv/ about how blacked and woke it was)
>>217192263>apparently you are getting peanuts for streamingBecause when they first started selling those rights the networks and studios had no idea how big that would become. And when you negotiate from rock bottom you have to slowly climb the price up. Meanwhile you don't have to worry about the infrastructure required to be a reliable streaming platform. There's a reason it was only netflix and amazon for the longest time. Now every studio and network is desperately trying to start their own streaming service expecting people to be subscribed to 30 different services.
>>217192264worst part of the movie by far
>>217183326DEIkino
>>217183326It was kino for D&D fans, but I'd still prefer a similar film that starts with a small group of schlubby losers that start off in the real world playing their game then jumping into the fantasy world where they still look like themselves and talk like jackasses while everyone around them in the world plays it straight.
>3 black characters on the posterIt is as if they wanted it to fail
>>217183326DO YOU SEE THE WINGS OF TIIIIIIIIME
>>217185723DnD was a thing before 4e, gaylord.
>>217194850>It was kino for D&D fansWrong. Lots of rememberberries doesn't make it kino.
>>217191817if it had been released a few years earlier with your editing suggestions and more practical effects (so same budget) it would have been a sleeper classic.Problem was that it was released after Hasbro alienated their fans, and in the middle of the DEI controversy. Nobody would have cared in, oh, 2011.Overall the movie was kino.>>217191932People marry dumpy wives all the time. Most guys don't care if they're marrying some super beauty, we just want someone who will be nice to us and help us raise kids
>>217187282>>I diddn't let myself enjoy a thing because of 4channelmany such cases, it's why none of you have fun and are miserable
>>217183326I laughed like a retard at the fat dragon, I dont care
>>217195681This it's a stupid-fun movie
>>217183326I thoroughly enjoyed it. easy 8/10
>>217194910It wasn't kino for memberberries, it was kino for playing out like D&D games from the characters not knowing how their powers work to the obvious DM NPC nigger that saved the day. You would know that if you played D&D faggot
>>217183326I loved this desu
>>217184691They didn't let him do anything combat related. I think he hit someone with a lute once.
>>217183326It was good fun.
>>217185914I liked the halflings that were just normal proportioned humans at half scale. That was good for a laugh.
