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Objectively speaking, who was the best written female in the Sopranos?
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>>217185302
probably meadow
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Charmaine
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>>217185302
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9zpYwUIKI0
Angie. She was also my favorite girl.
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>>217185302
Tonys mom
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>>217185302
Best: Meadow
Worst: Valentina
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>>217185341
Fucking idiot
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>>217185302
Who was Meadow's friend who tells her to stop being blind about their dads being in the mob?
Her.
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>>217185302
Gloria Trillo was so fucking hot it is unreal
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>>217185550
That was Jackie Jr's cousin
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>>217185534
great argument, anon. you sure proved me wrong.
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Janice
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>>217185607
Grazie, cumpa.
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>>217185302

Carmella. Imagine how easy it would be to make her a humorless harpy killjoy character. Credit should go to Edie Falco's performance too.
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>>217185710

the Apriles were a good looking family (apart from Richie)
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obligatory
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>>217185302
For me it was Valentina
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>>217185999
Checked. For me it was the Italian mob boss.
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>>217186026
Damn I didn't even think about her. She was top tier too.
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>>217185302
Rose
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>>217185302
The Sorpranos was exclusively written, filmed and produced for fat balding idiots who live in New Jersey, the armpit of the United States.
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For me, its Svetlana
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>>217185302
Janice for sure, she seemed like such a realistic dumb selfish ugly fat cunt I find it hard to believe the actress isn't Janice herself IRL.
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Imagine Janice forcing you to worship her feet haha
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>>217185302
Carmella. Best acted, too.
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>>217186180
Nobody acted on this soap opera show.
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>>217186092
My aunt is exactly like her. She even tried to make everyone tell stories about my grandmother at her 80th party
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>>217186080
seconded
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>>217185792
Shots fired at Anna Gunn
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>>217186312

she’s bad but she also had very little to work with
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>>217185341

Meadow and AJ are the two best millenial teenagers depicted on screen. Everyone mocks AJ’s acting but his perpetual awkwardness suits the character.
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>>217185302
I like the strippers
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>>217185302
If you're not judging by how much the writing justifies your hatred of women, Melfi is the obvious choice.
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>>217186529
They were all pretty hot
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>>217185302
That girl in OP, cause she reminded my of my own ex in many ways looks included and she was a psycho
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>>217186662
For sure, nice tits, great asses. I'm surprised how uncensored those scenes were.
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>Ctrl+F Tracee
>Zero results
Wtf anons.
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>>217186718
Some of their bolt ons are oddly nostalgic
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>>217186718

based HBO-mandated nudity
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>>217186727
I liked her dumb new jersey accent
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>>217186727
Who cares about that hoo-ahh that hits made men?!
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>>217186727

well she was a shit character. she's intended to be naive and vulnerable and warrant our sympathy, yet she abused her kid and got it taken away from her?

amazing tits though
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>>217186092
Janice was great because in a show full of absolute degenerate criminal scumbags that laugh at the deaths of innocent people, Janice managed to be the most hated bitch in existence.
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>No Ade

Fuck allayas *throws hoagie*
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>>217185792
Carmella had possibly the greatest scene in the show with her and the therapist she saw once. The old fuck outright telling her "you don't care about your husband cheating on you, you enable your criminal husband, feed your children with blood money, and the only possible path for redemption you have is to leave him, take the kids, accept nothing from him, and urge he turn himself in for his crimes. I am not going to justify or defend anything you do, you are in all but name an accomplice to this absolutely reprehensible lifestyle."
And she just sits there and takes it. Then afterwards she gets back with Tony and even more shamelessly flaunts her jewelry, clothes, cars, and other expensive gifts Tony paid for with blood money.
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>>217187267
>You threw food at /tv/ito. That's gotta be resolved.
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>>217185302
Livia or Carmela but this is probably just a coomer thread
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carmella was an extremly realistic portrayal of a woman. flip flopping between being self righteously pious and vain and materialistic. no consistent principles or beliefs other than what makes her feel good about herself in the moment.
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>>217187339
kek
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>>217187163
>Pic related is only acceptable response
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>>217186080
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Probably the nipply tennis teacher Birgit when she was teaching the equally nipply Adriana
Now that was some good writing
Fuckable cuts of meat
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>217187484
Why do you even bother with this shit ass slop
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>>217187484
>Posts slop when shes sexy enough even with the one pin gone
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>>217187484
TWO laygs? That can't be right.
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>>217187484
Kind of missing a key detail here
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>>217187550
thats the joke anon
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>>217187484
good morning sir :)
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>>217187579
Let's not pretend it was on purpose
The very fact that youre making slop implies that you are lazy and inattentive to detail
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>>217187656
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>>217185607
Kelli's his sister. The other girl was his cousin.
>My brother's whole stupid, pathetic dream was to follow in our father's footsteps. I gotta paint a picture? He was killed by some fat fuck in see-through socks.
>I dARe yOu SpEaK of ThIs IN fRoNT oF aN outSiDer!
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>>217185874
Madonna mia
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I wanted to fuck Fran
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>>217189901
Gross. How did you get through that episode and still like her?
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>>217185302
Irina, specifically her reaction after Tony put bta on her Assemblyman bf right in front of her.
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>best written
what even is the criteria? best written in what way?
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The secretary that Tony bangs in his office in that one episode in Season Two
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>>217191167
most beautiful handwriting in the script
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>>217185710
she smol
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posting my sopranosfu
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>>217185302
It's Livia and there's no room for discussion.

> Vincent Pastore: "David, I think no one will believe that an Italian mother will be this horrible and ruthless to his own son, it's pretty unrealistic"
> David: "I just wrote my own mother."
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>>217192903
boo hoo
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>>217186080
She’s definitely the sexiest one in the show. Hands down.
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Best written character imo: Rosalie.
And my Sopranos waifu is the Russian hooker used to lure Jimmy to his execution.
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>>217185874
Delectable
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The first Tony’s younger sister is patricians choice
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None of you faggots posted young Lada Gaga aka Stephanie Germanotta
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>>217186092
>>217187219
The genius of Janice is that she's a female clone of Tony but we're not given opportunities to empathise with her, every normal character in the show with the misfortune to cross paths with Tony experiences the same kind of hatefully disruptive and destructive horseshit Janice dishes out and much worse.
Tony is just Janice with the physical ability to hurt people instead of relying on sucking dick under the boardwalk to get one's way
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>>217187450
Never found this bony hag-faced bitch attractive, all the glam in the world can't save that sad ass
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>>217193640
how bout dat>>217
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>>217193506
She looks 1000 times better without the tranny makeup and wigs she always put on.
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>>217193712
how bout dat
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>>217187322

that really is an excellent scene.

"One thing you can never say is that you haven't been told."
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>>217193757
god i want a no makeup cigarette smoking lady gaga gf so bad
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>>217185302
Tony's mom
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>>217189901

i try to imagine a younger women doing this exact thing and actually coming across as attractive and sexy and i just can't.
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>>217186092
Janice is such a fucking cunt. It’s glorious. Aida Turturro played that role perfectly.
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>>217193758
how bout dat
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>>217187322
>>217193772
>a jew lecturing someone on taking advantage of others for personal gain
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>>217185469
imagine if she was your mom and she caught you jerking off in the bathroom wouldn’t that be so embarrassing haha
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>>217185302
Carm
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>>217193867
i’d cum on her face and tell her to stop asking for money cause she drives a cadillac
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>>217190690
>tyonyee
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>>217186312
>Anna Gunn
Retarded tranny looking cunt wasnt in the same league as Edie Falco
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>>217185302
Angie
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for me it's the Spatafore's babysitter
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>>217187484
SHE IS RISEN
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>>217193776
I like her fat wop nose and fat wop ass, just wish she would have stayed with a natural look.
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>>217186727
I wish you had died when she did.
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>>217187339
He was laughing, which was wrong
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>>217185480
As much as I love season three, I wish they had been able to go with their original plans of Tony's mom testifying against him.
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>>217194045
I can serve my 3 day ban but you’ll always be stupid
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>>217185302
Tony's first goomah
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>>217193804
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>>217193974
That was Pussy's goomah, right?
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>>217194070
Let's wack this cocksucker and be done with it.
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I always had a thing for janice.
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>>217194184
imagine the bush
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>>217194297
I know, man. I dated a curly-haired Italian in high school and her muff was fucking majestic.
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>>217186092
Same reason I thought Livia was amazing because she captures that putrid hateful old Italian mother perfectly. My mom had a lot in common with her
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>>217185302
Gloria Trillo for sure. If you've ever dated a BPD demon, she is exactly that experience.
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>>217186209
And yet you won't name a better drama show because you cant.
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>>217187503
The coach shamelessly perving on Adriana was genuinely funny, but mainly because of Carmela's frustrated reactions to being ignored.
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>>217192894
she's born again christian
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claimed
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the jew that cheated with chrissy
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>>217194576
furio is married to her irl
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>>217186209
Tony, Chris and Carm arent anything like their actors.
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>>217194693
Chris is a really whiny bitch IRL.
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>>217194654
fuck that zip
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>>217194704
A lot of people are, hes still nothing like Christopher.
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>>217185302
>Search the entire thread
>No carm
>No carm ass scene
What is this shit
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>>217194727
Take a Midol.
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Mustang Sally's gf
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>>217193848
They get off on Satanic inversions
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>>217194576
Go take a midol
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>>217186080
Definitely Svetlana the one-legged Russian whore.
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>>217195101
She cheated on Bill. He didn't deserve that.
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>>217194203
Take it easy. We're not postin a Western thread here.
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>>217194790
>ctrl + f "Carmella"
>multiple results
What are you, stunod?
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>>217185302
The crazy broad with Borderline PD. I know this type.
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>>217193938
Tooaahhh-Kneeee!
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>>217185480
The one failure the series has is that her threat was pre-maturely ended
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>>217186727
SHE WAS A HOAAH
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>>217187267
The redhead in this scene was better
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>>217196322
but what a hoaah she was
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>>217187163
In this house, Tracee is a thoroughbred. End of story.
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>>217185555
Annabella scioora is not really pretty but yeah she's a Stacy on this show
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>>217185302
Gloria is definitely the most accurate
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>>217185874
The only correct answer
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>>217196947
>>217185874
Disgusting bette midler cunt
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>>217187484
I don’t get how people find whites attractive
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>>217194184
Good choice
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I love when that bitch burns off her face shit is jokes
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>>217196977
Italians are white
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>>217197090
English please
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>>217193661
Are you on medication?
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>>217185480
This, arguably the best-written and best-acted character in television history. Incredibly vivid and believable.
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>>217197057
Honest to God, what the fuck were they thinking?
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>>217194727
Reminder they wrote him off the show because he was selling bootleg paintings him made of Tony and Carmella to fans, and was sending spoilers to the media
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>>217186080
Ilean?
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>>217187484
where the FUCK is her stump
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>>217194512
could make her see God
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>>217186727
A she was a hooah
B she hit me
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>>217197809
not allowed to post that shit here, anon. You know better.
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>>217185302
Why Tony didn't help her to get better by going into therapy with her?
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>>217186080
she looked like a painting during the funeral when she was asked to return the record collection
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>>217186092
>I find it hard to believe the actress isn't Janice herself IRL.
oh she absolutely is, you can see it clearly when they do publicity shit like that reunion in the sopranos villa a couple of years ago. she did not have to act one fucking second, she just was herself in the show
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>>217185485
Jamba Juice lady is worst. She's literally a plot contrivance.
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>>217185302
Never, ever, ever, ever trust a whore who wants to tie you up, especially if she's the kind of whore that covers her fully body with sheets during sexual encounters.
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>>217187484
fuck off
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>>217193974
BASED
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>>217185999
Nah, she was a temu Gloria. Or I suppose a dollar store Gloria back then.

I have no idea why they brought her in other than to have a way to bring out Ralph's sexual deviancy to Tony, a plotline that went absolutely nowhere.
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>>217199928
She was better looking than Gloria and more of a degenerate. Where did you want them to go with Ralph's issues? It was just a part of his character. Did you want a vito style arc of ralph doing poppers and weird sex? Mamas little whoore wasnt enough for you?
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>>217186356
Fair point, but Edie Falco never botoxxed her face to the point where it made displaying basic emotions impossible. And it didn't help that Gunn has a massive resting bitch face, making it even more difficult to innately sympathise with her.
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>>217185302
Gloria was an obvious exaggeration, but I'm shocked how many women are self-detructive exactly like she was.
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>>217193640
they can be very similar for sure but she is definitely not just the female version of him. imagine janice interacting with any of the mobsters or being able to handle any of the stress of being boss. she'd be dead or in da can quicker than richie came and went.
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>>217200022
>obvious exaggeration
Youngfag
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many saints of newark, whatever happened there? someone forced it to be made because they had a new house to pay off?
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>>217200092
I can't have this conversation again
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>>217199975
She was a pointless ripoff character is all I'm saying. And the OP asked for the best written character, not how much you drained your balls to her.

We already knew Ralph was a freak. Tony finding out had no impact on his character, or his decision to kill Ralph later, which was always predicated on his murder of Tony's daughter surrogate and ultimately sparked off when he becomes convinced he killed his horse. Nothing she revealed about Tony's character hadn't been already done 10 times better by Gloria.

Even the writers knew she was pointless, and quickly wrote her off in a 2 minute scene, after which she never appears and is never mentioned again.
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>>217185480
This is the correct answer
Livia is my favourite character in the show. Every scene she’s in is amazing apart from the CGI slop zombie scene. She’s such a perfect representation of a manipulative, narcissistic monster
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Slopranos
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>>217200092
David Chase wanted to make a show about the couple a niggers running that way in the 60s but even at the height of BLM hysteria they wouldn't let him do it without attaching the Sopranos name to it.

And so it was a terrible mishmash of plots because the original creator David Chase was less involved than intended because his wife was sick I think, it wasn't the movie he wanted to make, and his memory was either going or he didn't really give a shit about a show that he had made 15 years ago.
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>>217200125
>after which she never appears and is never mentioned again.
She was useless to tony after she was burned. Why would she come back?
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>probably the most competent gangster on the show
>never starts any dramas
>smart but not up his own ass about it
>his biggest personal problems are getting angry while gambling, and stressing if he's made number 1
>steers a bad boss and failing family the right way
>seems to have a nice relationship with his wife and kids
>is willing to do dirty work personally but usually advises towards caution and non-violence
>looks and acts like a classic mobster instead of a tracksuit wearing stugatz

why is he so based?
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>>217194184
No that's a cold cup of coffee.
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>>217200255
WIG
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>>217200022
you wish it was an exaggeration
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>>217200804
The correct answer
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>>217200804
Based Indian. We need more hot aunts in movies.
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>>217200804
what did she see in the guy?
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>>217201336
>>217201336
Stable, intelligent older guy in her chosen field.
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Cher from Moonstruck, the Sopranos Extended Universe
Everything about her in that movie was so hot to me
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>>217200022
>obvious exaggeration
I don't know about this. Their breakup scene was so similar to what happened to me when I was a 19 year old idiot I would've maybe choked up if it wasn't so long ago
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>>217197684
it worked back then the same way the dancing baby from ally mcbeal worked, nobody gave a shit
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>>217200255
If it wasn't for Sil, Tony would have been whacked very fucking early on in the show, in my view
Tony has no idea how lucky he is that Sil happened to be like the ONE actual real, straight-forward, loyal gangster in the show, and was willing to put up with Tony's bullshit for years
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Absolutely wild that Tony settled for Carmella when he clearly has a preference for a different type of woman, particularly sultry, sassy, energetic, model-tier dark-haired women. She is easily the worst of all the mob wives from what I can remember.
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>>217201765
You're too retarded for this show.
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>>217201765
Tony’s got a pretty heavy madonna-whore complex going on.
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>>217185710
Looks like that glass by the sink in hotel rooms
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>that scene where ralph and georgie spitroast tracey during the party
i fuckin' wish this scene didn't turn me on but it does
wish sopranos had more scenes like this
yeah im a fucking sicko but at least i'm not a fanook or want my balls cheese-grated
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>>217185874
fat chunk of bitch
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>>217187550
It's not missing.
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>>217186399
The Sopranos is way more interesting and relatable as a family drama/dark comedy than a crime show imo
On rewatches I'm more interested in the family stuff and the therapy scenes because they hold up way better 25 years later
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>>217200804
The second coming of....
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for me? its she
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>>217201885
>Georgie
Wasn't it some nameless cop? On duty, no less.
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>>217200255
>getting angry while gambling

Wasn't that part of the show to get terrminator hooked?
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>>217201975
Yes. IIRC he was kind of weirded out by the whole thing and it's clearly ralphie just bullying her because he can.
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>>217201981
Why would Chrissy then warn Dumb & Dumber about Sil's gambling anger?
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>>217200040
>imagine janice interacting with any of the mobsters or being able to handle any of the stress of being boss
You think Tony does a good job of running the mob and is able to handle the stress?
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>>217202146
Well, he does much better than any of the other bosses and attempted bosses we see aside from Carmine Sr. He is way more competent and smart than Junior, Johny Sac, Carmine Jr, and Phil. He is a piece of shit personally speaking and has a lot of bad habits but he has a keen sense for staying on top and taking down his enemies.
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>>217185302
Adriana and it's not close
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>>217201936
Do they really give employee of the month for rape in America?
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>>217202686
What do you think AIPAC is?
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Janice. What a perfectly crafted unlikable bitch character.
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>>217185302
Best written?
Lyvia
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>>217202750
She is one of the most the perfect and authentic portrayals of absolute female trash I've ever seen depicted on a TV show and I never once felt an ounce of sympathy for her, and that scene where Tony ragebaits her at dinner is fucking magnificent
Great performance though, like anyone that can really authentically pull off making someone this pathetic and unlikeable
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>>217200255
He was literally the only one keeping his shit together, until he was made boss
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>>217200022
holy shit man women like that in real life are much worse, they have no boundaries and they will justify anything
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>>217200382
kek
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>>217202815
This
I fucking envy that anon for still having illusions about women somehow being stable and sane and decent
When it comes down to it, they will act like fucking savages to get what they want
All the real ones know it
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>>217190690
god she looks so fucking stupid all the time. stillwood of course
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>>217202827
that fucking sidebar
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>>217194576
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>>217185710
didnt like her wide nigger nose. but everything else about her was sexy
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These tits are the best written in the show
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>>217203097
Just wild how Arty was thirsting after other women that were obviously dumb vapid sluts when he had the most loyal, hard-working and honest woman in the whole show who also happened to have a great fuckin' body
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>>217203175
She was probably the smartest woman in the show, Artie was laughably retarded, but she saw it all. Her moments against Carmela are peak
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>>217203212
I don't think there's any moment in the entire series that fucked harder with Carmella's psyche than when Charmaine told her that Tony fucked her but she lost interest him in and moved on, and that Carm was basically Tony's rebound
Absolutely vicious moment, I love it, that cut her as deep as Junior's "varsity athlete" meme snipes at Tony
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am i fucking blind or did nobody seriously claim d girl yet?
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>>217203175
She's also an insufferable cunt that looks for excuses to complain and be unhappy.
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>>217203326
that bar scene where chris pulls his chad move is cool, I've never seen a woman act subtly horny that well
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>>217203363
I'd be complaining and be unhappy too if I was forced to socialize with Artie, let alone be married to him
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>>217187339
>/tv/ito
genuine lol
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>>217203363
Normally I'd agree but in context, she was 100% right to have a problem with Artie mixing with mobsters and trying to be like them or cozy up to them. Almost all of his problems in the show are caused by him doing that, too, so she was right.
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>>217192915
post saggy old tits
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>>217203326
She's #1 and #2 is that tiny office girl.
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>>217203572
>#2 is that tiny office girl
its actually picrel
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>>217185341
Idk about best but Ginny Sac was the biggest!
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>>217185302
my coworker fucked her. I'm not kidding
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>>217203404
Poor Awtie getting NON-STOP ASSRAPE from you anons
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>it's just a waifu thread
For me? It's Kelly Blundetto.
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>>217187267
>Can I get aids from fucking that?
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>>217204491
heh heh heh
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>>217193974
>Vito's obviously gay because he didnt rape this girl right on the spot
Lmao, how did they get away with this?
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>>217185353
this
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>>217200022
>Gloria was an obvious exaggeration
Don't worry, you'll meet yours one day.
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>>217185302
depends what you mean by "best written":
>most compelling arc/narrative
probably Meadow or OP pic
>most likeable/admirable
Svetlana
>most accurate depiction of a female
Carm or Ade
>hottest
The hollywood redhead Chrissy plows for a couple eps or Irina or S2-S4ish Meadow before she got skelly skinny from whatever disease she had in real life
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>>217204491

Nobodys got aids! And i dont wanna hear that word in here again!
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>>217203326
>>217203387

Alicia Witt is great, I don’t know how they got her for just a one ep guest role
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>>217203326
EXCUSE ME? SHE’S A VICE PRESIDENT! You fucking asshole
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>>217185302
Janice, Tony's mother was great, but Janice is a very specific kind of woman that is everpresent but isn't portrayed that much.
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>>217203559
Fully agree, Artie's whole thing is he wishes he was a tough guy like his mob friends but tries to play both sides by not being involved, but also being just close enough to it that he can believe that he is.
Meanwhile he has arguably the hottest and best woman in the whole show and she's sick of his shit because he keeps trying to straddle that line instead of just being a good cook and smart businessman.
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>>217208108
she likes when you rub her muzzle
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>>217201765
>Tony settled for Carmella when he clearly has a preference for a different type of woman, particularly sultry, sassy, energetic, model-tier dark-haired women
You got it backwards, Carmella settled for Tony, he actually loved him and left a drug store chain owner for him.
Tony loved Carmella because she was willing to put up with (almost) anything for him, sadly Tony took that to the extreme and chose BPD nihilistic whores like his mom as goomahs.

Carmella was MAD about Tony sleeping with the Ukranian blond babe because she was the one that was actually pseudo replacing Carmella, the rest of whores were replacing Livia.
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>>217193947
Anna Gunn plays a very realistic Gen X woman, Edie Falco plays a boomer woman. two different types of character.
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>>217201889
ikr she was sexy as fuck
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>>217200172
Your momma’s a sloprano.
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>>217208892
Dr Milfi was incorrect, and arguably it's splitting hairs but Livia had (vulnerable) NPD not BPD
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>>217208962
>Edie Falco plays a Gen X woman
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>>217200022
my best friends gf was worse than gloria times 100, i still think i should have done her like patsy did
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>>217185480
Really wish she'd made it to the end of the series, she was the best part of season 1
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>>217209525
watched avatar faa last week and i kept on thinking to myself "dude this military woman cant be carmella, she looks way too young for that". I watched it in my native language so i couldnt even confirm it via voice, but some fucking how, its actually her. How the fuck does she look so much younger in the movie and so much older in the series???
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>>217185874
Honestly a great candidate for well written character, perfectly encapsulates the dumb, selfish upper-middle class child who demands attention and has no concept of a world that doesn't revolve around her. Sees a homeless woman trying to clean herself in the street in winter in New York, and she feels like she's the one who was hurt
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>>217200334
fag
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>>217187484
kys fAIggot
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>>217187484
SATANIC BLACK MAGIC
SICK SHIT
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>>217200040
>imagine Janice interacting with any of the mobsters
I don't have to, she manipulates Richie and kills him less than a minute after he hits her. She manipulates Ralphie and throws him down a flight of stairs once she figures she find someone even easier and more lucrative to deal with. She crashes into Bobby's life and fucks him so often she conceives a child when she's in like, her late 40s. She can't do things as directly as Tony can, but she can do it effectively enough for her own needs, besides being more than capable of handling small men physically
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>>217197094
lol
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>>217200804
objectively the right answer
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>>217202686
yeah we've been electing them president since the 60s
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>>217203559
Nothing else to say, Artie's choice to cozy up to Tony causes him nothing but headaches
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Tony's one true love
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>>217203252
Tony saying he thought Junior was the retarded uncle to his face.
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>need someone to play a dumb wop from new jersey
>hire a dumb wop from new jersey
>need someone to play a stuck up spolied teenager
>hire a stuck up spoiled teenager
>only hire talented actors/actresses for the emotionally complex central characters
sometimes the simplest strategy has the best results
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There should have been Vanessa Ferlito.
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>>217201964
I liked how fat her tv mom was, it's nice to see she got even a little plumper in real life.
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>>217200804
She looked amazing in Medicine Man, right on the cusp of Milfdom.
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>>217211946
>>217211978
>>217212003
her body was mad ripe
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>>217212295
For me it’s the accent. I don’t know why but the female Jersey wop accent is like napalm for me. It’s weird because I think the male jersey wop accent is the dumbest sounding dialect in the entire U.S.
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ez
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>>217186242
Enough with the California bullshit, grandma
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>>217214588
She was his aunt you dumb fuck cocksucker
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>>217213088
i wuz makin cheezdawggss fahh yeeww!!!!
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>>217213088
Every kind of accent sounds better on a woman I think. Maybe I’m wrong here or you can provide a counter example, but stuff like southern, Jersey, NYorker, English/Aussie always sounds better coming from a woman
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What's the episode where Tony dreams he's fucking Charmaine? It's not on youtube so I'll have to look up the timestamp myself
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>>217215205
She likes it when you rub her sisters cunt.
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>>217215205
5.11
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>>217214492
jew
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>>217215805
you don't have to reproduce
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>thread made 1 day 8 hours ago
still going this asshole
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>>217214857
aussie is quite shit on a woman but maybe i just think that because all the australian accented women i know are horrible cunts
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>>217213088
I had a rock-hard boner most of the time when I watched My Cousin Vinny.
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>>217217102
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we heard enough about that yesteday
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>>217202791
even bobby getting all uppity at him was very telling. just goes to show you need a figurehead who is feared even if the number 2 is the actual brains of the operation.
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>>217185302
<<<<<<<
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>>217185302
>objectively
>best
value is subjective you fucking moron
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>>217185302
Carmella
All her scenes were kino
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>>217200372
>>217201573
>>217205522
I think shit like this is hoienstly what never made me take that real step towards women. I have been outgoing and funny and have actually recieved attention from women enough times in my life to make that possible but I was never really interested. The thought of this illogical behavior just doesn't compute with me and I jusat never found it to be worth it. I remember I had a friend in high school say that he can't see me in a legitimate relationship cause and I didn't know what he meant till I got older. All the destructive terrible issues about women being chalked up to "ohh thats just how they are! Can't live without em haha" is fucking insane to me and not charming whatsoever. I need to be a Mormon or some shit
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>>217211814
its funny how paulie was only a small time guy in real life but he has an air of real mobster about him unlike the other actors. really gives some weight to him and makes it believable that he survives until the end despite himself.
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>>217185341
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>>217217602
Anon, the advertisers...
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>>217200804
Hottest in the show, but awful use of the character
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>>217217407
How is that funny?
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>>217199673
I actually think I agree with you. I forgot about her.
>Thrown in to create artifical tension with Chris and Tony (and Tony's le redemption arc). Conveniently attracted to both of them
>Conveniently has a past with drug addiction and then starts using because Chris is a junkie
She really is just a plot contrivance. She takes first and then Valentina at second
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>>217217003
From what I’ve seen, aussies are quite vain and pissy in general, but listening to Aussie guys talk just sounds like hillbilly angloid gobbledygook to my ears
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>>217217720
He he he
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>>217217613
bunch of finooks
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>>217217902
Disgusting bette midler cunt
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>>217217902
Can you make her slightly fatter?
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>>217217902
Based, the catharsis of seeing these hoo-ahs naked is something else.
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>>217186727
It's too sad to think about anon, she was so utterly lost and needed a father figure. She should've taken Tony's advice about Ralph, but her need for help made her turn back to him one last time.
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>>217186727
The question was which one was the best written, not who do you want to fuck the most. In that case the answer is the Vegas hooah
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>>217193938
I always had a soft spot for Irina because I grew up around eastern European women with her accent, her and Svetlana were probably the cutest goomahs
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>>217200251
She should've come back as a cyborg
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>>217201964
She was a cutie with that short hair. Now that I think about it, Felicia was also underrated



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