It's up.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ALpFFlGzn4
>>217186518Buy an ad, faggots.
>>217186558This.
>>217186518I don't watched this videos
>>217186518>no 28 Years>half the video is FNAF
>>217186518>No Severance S2>>217186736>half the video is FNAFMike trying to explain the plot of the second game to Jay is kino.
>>217186518We've turned against them
>loves Severance season 2>loves Pluribus>loves Big Mouth>loves ghost slop>loves From>never once mentioned The Sopranoswhy is mikes taste in tv.shows so fucking bad?
>>217186800>loves Severance season 2Genuine question, when or where does he talk about it?
>>217186813i'm just assuming. i think jay talked about how much he loved it at some point
>>217186518>1 viewit's over
>>217186558They’re banned for CP
>>217186838Okay, glad that they really liked it because I want them to talk about it
>>217186800he's a contrarian and legitimately rage baiting as he scrapes the bottom of a whiskey barrel
Good timing i guess.
Mike is a fat retard with shitty takes, and deep down he knows he's been figured out with only an audience of dwindling, dumb slop enjoyers to pay the bills. This is why he drinks himself into obesity and hides behind pathetic and fraudulent attempts at ironic self-aware humour.
>no Marty Supremenot watching
>let’s talk about what happened last yearWhy not do this when it’s actually relevant?
>>217187182im not watching marty supreme either
>>217187157yeah but he's based
Are they going to take back their words about Stranger Things now that Conformity Gate has proven the last season was actually a massive set up for the real finale?
>>217186518>no OBAA>no Marty Supreme >no Shelby Oakes after they said that they would talk about it once it came to streaming I’m not one of those schizos who seethes about them every thread but this is kind of disappointing.
>>217186518Banal shit boring. Either they have to focus on good movies/tv, or they have to provide good commentary, or something, because I just can't watch this shit anymore.
>>217187254>>no Shelby Oakes after they said that they would talk about it once it came to streamingThey never said that. Mike just said he may get around to seeing it eventually. They never said they would make a video on it.
Glad we got to hear about keeper but no One Battle After Another? And why such a rush through Eddington?
>>217187345Then just don't watch it faggot lol
>>217186518>don't you know kids are starving? IN AFRICA!
Their silence is deafening
why won't these cowards watch 28 years later the biggest kino that came out last year?
>>217187157I am a dumb slop enjoyer but I don’t even watch the ads
Honest opinion of Jack Packard?
>>217186518>3 literal who films>FNAF2>IT spinoff show
>ivy wolk in an RLM video
>>217187724https://youtu.be/qOzsy6IHNUM?si=WEqcYdM1MEYqPuoy&t=1152
>>217187724wasn't she in their anora review?
>>217187677peak leddit
What did my best friends have to say in this video?
>1 minute on Eddington>5 minutes on IT>10 minutes on FNAFI think they're just purposefully making bad content guys
>>217187810what's yahtzee doing nowadays
>>217186518Was Mike right about the Strange New Worlds ratings? Is it really doing *that* bad?
>>217186813Mike went on a small tangent about Severance in a Star Trek video I think? One of the prop restoration videos? But he was talking about season 1. Though I'm sure Mike like season 2 as well.
>>217186518>that time Mike said FNAF should have featured a evil racist Trump supporting family that gets killed by the robots >Mike really wanted the creator to contact him and maybe invite him and Rich to the set because Rich had that creepy Birthdayboy photo>Mike was sure he would get contacted soon>All the while Mike did not know that the actual creator of FNAF is a conservative who almost got his life ruined by some woke mob for donating like 50 dollars to a republican politician
>>217187944same as always under a new name
>>217186518I completely lost respect for Mike, Jay and RLM when they sucked up to The Force Awakens. Such hypocrites.
Getting ready with my bro for a comfy HITB.
>>217187962Think about how many people have Paramount+, then think about how many of those people actually care about Star Trek, then think about how many of those people care about nu-Trek.We never really get accurate numbers on premiers, but say you get a generous 1 million on the first episode, with a stark dropoff by the end of the first season, like 300k finishing it out. Then you do another season, but that gets an even worse return. Under 6 digits seems pretty plausible.
>It was metaphorical and made me feel bad, I love it
Whatever happened to Spitballz?
>>217187157The sooner these idiots apologize for their incorrect takes on the prequels and the Zack Snyder filmography, the sooner this will end. I suggest you choose to get your audience back, Michael. You don't want to know where this ends.
>>217186518Based for liking Keeper, i didn't like Longlegs but Keeper was creepy as fuck and I have no idea why it got panned so hard.Also based for mentioniung If I Had Legs I'd Kick You and saying it's the best film of the year - cause it is. Rose Byrne deserves the Oscar for best female perfomance but might not even get animated. Rare RLM win with this video.
>>217188257>he says on a board that loves Jagten
>>217187574SPEAK, MICHAEL! SPEAK!
>>217188305This is just sad, Jay
>>217186518>still no avatar 3>still no OBAAWhy do they refuse to review good movies?
>>217187677I want to know what made him quit drinking. He a earthrocker
>>217186518>Not a single mention of Better Man DO they just intentionally only watch bad films so they have content to complain about?
>Absolutely no 28 Years Later or Avatar 3>Most of the video is about FNAF 2YOU HACK FRAUDS, GO BACK TO WATCHING TRUE CINEMA
>>217188564His wife and kids probably
>>217187677He's the best fourth guy and can be pretty funny sometimes without rehashing the same thing over and over again.
>>217187723You forgot that random star trek spinoff show that Mike says himself literal thousands watch. Who gives a shit
>simpletons still suck these guys off every chance they get.
I'm surprised that Mike likes From. I sensed that the writers were already running out of ideas by the end of the first season.
>>217188660They left him
>>217187677A bit too liberal for my taste, but otherwise an alright fellow.
>>217188192Remember those few years when Mike clearly hated Rich with a burning passion?
>>217187677He's like a piece of furniture.
>>217187677He's horrible when he's trying to be funny but when he was the counterbalance to rich and his whiny self absorbed pessimism on their streams he was tolerable. Really, I was surprised how much of a cunt rich ended up being.
>>217189260I think he loves him more than his wife.
>>217187810>racism is an insidious cultural disease
>>217186518why is the video quality so fucking bad
>>217189505Mike's married?
>>217187468They don't like or care about Oscar bait movies, dunno why you fags keep being surprised by this
>>217186518Thanks for letting me know, I appreciate you
>>217190027Maybe, Rich is for sure.
>>217187677pre rec was a spiritual disaster
>>217187677used to not like him long long ago but he brings everyone up out of their sad sad 50 yr old man pessimism
>>217187677best RLM member
>>217187677do any oldfags remember when we called him aidsmoby?
>>217190420I prefer PEE PEE & POO POO
>>217190420I prefer AIDS Moby and beard fat. I think it's more hurtful that way.
>>217186558Do you think the ads at the top of the page are the only paid ads on 4channel?
>>217187677I don't mind him at all. He's a pretty cool guy and doesn't afraid on anything.
>didnt review FrierenWhat the flip
>>217187677He's a clown (figuratively and literally) and a completely shameless consumer NPC. On prerec he defended DLC and microtransaction bullshit like a good little paypig
Reminder that RLM lost to this.
>>217190420I remember when Rich called him AIDSmoby to his face on stream and laughed his ass off.
Watching movies!!!
>>217190027It's been recently confirmed that he has a child with Jessi
>>217191085Based Rich
>>217186800>The SlopranosNot qualitatively different to all the other shows you mentioned.
>>217191211watch it
>>217187254they already talked about Shelby Oakes
>>217191150Where?
>>217191303It came to me in a dream.
>>217191426Is this the script they showed to Christopher Nolan?
Do they watch any actual good movies or is "horror movie but it's actually a metaphor for something" as deep as they go?
>>217191653I don't know, you sound cranially scrambled.
>>217191653They watch good movies but don't review them because a)They don't want to burn showbiz bridgesb)Assume their audience isn't interested in anything besides capeshit and horror c)Know they don't have anything deep to say because all they know is slop and schlock (and Star Trek)
>>217191653By the time theyre an hour into a movie Mike is already shit faced and cant remember anything that happened
>everyday normie drama with meaningless body horror and gore
>>217191875This, it's enough already. These hack frauds need to get off their inebriated and wet brained asses and start reviewing something else.
>>217191903When will they review Heated Rivalry?
>>217186518They truly watch nothing but absolute goyslop
>>217186518>BotW movie is just a series of closeups of actors because they didn't bother making any sets or hiring extras >"lmao what a lazy piece of shit! This movie sucks!">HitB movie is just a series of closeups of actors because they didn't bother making any sets or hiring extras >"Wow what an intelligent artistic choice! This movie is amazing"Literally every single time
>>217186518There were like 3 good movies released this year and they didn't watch any of them
how many years has it been since any clip of what they're reviewing on HITB has looked better than the VCR repair shop set?everything is so dark and dreary, then it cuts back to the repair shop and the set looks lit properly
>>217186518>no No Other Choice>no The Return >no Bang BangPlebs
Pick one, cancel the rest
>>217192501Nerd Crew is already dead
>>217192501re:View
>>217192339They can't criticize anything new out of fear of alienating potential Hollywood contacts because they genuinely believe they can still make it in Hollywood. There's a reason they don't review any of the trash starring "friend of the show" Jack Quaid
>>217192501Best of the Worst has entertainment value as a comfy friend simulator. Half in the Bag is worthless because they have 0 insightful thoughts about modern media unless it's trashing nu-Trek. And ReView is just kinda sad watching old men blinded by nostalgia overrate B movies from their youth
>>217186518Why do these old retards gush over brainless McDonald's arthouse slop like Together or If I Had Legs I'd Kick You but completely ignore movies that are, you know, actually good? They seem to think that any kind of subtext or metaphor or social messaging in a movie automatically elevates it to greatness no matter how tired the material is. It's baffling.
>>217191071Shoutout to my cousin murf, what's up, yo!
>>217192656Yeah but for you, "insightful" means saying "woke" a lot and crying about strong women or something.
>>217192544yeah but I had to add it to fill the image
>>217192656>watching old men blinded by nostalgia overrate B movies from their youthBut that's what resonates with me the most.t. sad old man
>>217192828Nah I don't mind that stuff. I actually really liked One Battle After Another I wanted them to review it. It's just gotten to the point where they just generically praise every mediocre turd that has any amount of online critical acclaim despite seemingly having 0 enthusiasm for any of it.
>>217191303He's been spotted with his family at a WWE show
>>217192501The fall of Half in the Bag mirrors the fall of Hollywood. They really cut down on episodes of it once Hollywood went full capeshit and cut out most other blockbuster types and they got tired of reviewing capeshit. It's on it's last legs already.Nerd Crew was some good shit but it served its purpose at the time and rightfully retired once the thing it was parodying got swapped out for Drinker-esque hate watch content on youtube.Same with Plinkett. It was so influential that all of youtube is basically Plinket-esque now. Almost all of them are classics but there's no point in bringing it back.Black Void is the keeper. It's their latest work and a true representation of current times.
>>217192937Did you ever see that clip of some random guy at Wimbledon who looked exactly like Mike?
>>217192891At this point their personal review scale seems to only extend from Alright to Great. They very rarely actively hate anything despite reviewing all the most normie pop-culture media while simultaneously saying things like "ENDLESS TRASH" and complaining how everything sucks now and all their favorite franchises are dead
who's the official 4th member of RLM, aidsmoby or wizard?
>>217191875But it was so DEEP anon! It had something to say about society!
>>217191653>Do they watch any actual good movies or is "horror movie but it's actually a metaphor for something" as deep as they go?No and it's actively killed my interest in their Half in the Bag videos.
>>217192995Power Trios don't need a 4th member.
>>217186518i really like them and their takes for the most part
>>217192339>movie is just a series of closeups of actors because they didn't bother making any sets or hiring extrasI feel like I'm taking crazy pills because most A24 movies are like this and feel incredibly cheap and lazy and nobody seems to care. The trailer for their new Robin Hood movie is literally just closeups or actors and some establishing shots of real locations that cost nothing to shoot and everyone is instantly crowning it another A24 masterpiece
>>217192966yeah but wimbledon is never filmed in milwaukee, that episode of raw was.
>>217192956>The fall of Half in the Bag mirrors the fall of Hollywood. They really cut down on episodes of it once Hollywood went full capeshit and cut out most other blockbuster types and they got tired of reviewing capeshit. It's on it's last legs already.There were plenty of good non-capeshit movies released last year. They just refuse to watch any of it unless it's some midwit artslop about 2 or 3 people set entirely in a single location or something with tremendous pop-culture buzz surrounding it
>>217192995prop Gremlin
>>217193190What good movies?
>>217193190Half is the Bag was always about reviewing "tremendous pop-culture buzz" movies. Those types of movies became homogenized so there became less and less reason to do Half in the Bag episodes the last few years and more reason to switch to the Void episodes instead.
>>217186558Fpbp
>>217186800Mike is a genuine dimwit. Watching him take 10 minutes struggling to explain the concept of infinity was hilarious
>>217188432>implying I know what a Jagten is>>217192995ghosthand
>>217193268+he believes in ghosts lmao
>>217192501at this point the only thing they put effort into is re view
>>217186813onlyfans
>>217192501I was about to say re:View but the Christmas BotW was really good.
>>217192956>>217193256Half in the Bag caught AIDS when they started getting actual celebrities on the show and couldn't just shittalk Hollywood like they had before. When Mike treated all of Max Landis' movies with kid gloves it was obvious he had no integrity. He even went back on his 30 minute trashing of American Ultra, the fat coward. Jay still has some integrity but Mike signs the paychecks so, you know. Also void sucks because Mike and Rich are boomers and completely out of touch
HitB is all streaming stuff now anyways. Can they not show clips from those movies? Are they still limited to what's in the trailer?
>>217186518>1 view>12 seconds agoyou're getting slow, anon
>>217193729They've done it in the past, I remember the Bruce Willis episode had several clips of different movies
>>217193729It could be they want to spend more time on lesser known movies, or they got the call that they can't shit on blockbusters anymore
>>217193499I've caught documented ghost activity at work. Until you experience it you'll never know.
>>217193882Sorry Mike I cant afford a 700 dollar ghost detecting machine so ill never know
>>217192995That voice actor guy is the first addition who actually improves the show
>>217193729>>217193750Depends how in-depth they go and if it's actually important to show you a scene or not. Also official trailers being quite safe in terms of handling copyright claims.
The “if I had legs I’d kick you” flick looks like the biggest pile of shit, I love Rose but I can’t bring myself to watch it.
>>217193991Just check your job's security cams. They probably caught something going on in the middle of the night. That's how it was at mine.
>>217186518Why does Mike Stoklasa hate White people so much? Does Mike not realize he is White?
>>217186800Mike has always had shit taste and been overrated.
>another extremely boring critically panned movie jay pretends to like because it's a "slow burn"
>>217194254Slavs aren't white
>>217188918It stars a black man, anon. Mike Stoklasa loves black man. His only criticism of The Force Awakens was Rey didn’t have sex with Finn.
>>217194279If I wanted to spend hours being bored and disappointed before realizing nothing would actually happen, I'd just live my life.
>>217190586Mike hates all animation that isn’t adult comedies like Big Mouth or Rick & Morty. Not to mention, Mike would consider this anime pedophilia.
Other than some weird shit on BotW I've never seen them review an animated movie. They should do a re:View on all the early 90s Disney movies, just a short retrospective.
>>217194375See>>217194338
>>217194380Ideally it would be Jay and Rich. Rich plays games, I'm pretty sure he's seen at least some anime.
>>217194207I thought the floor thing was going to be how her daughter lost her legs.
>>217194406Same. I guess it really had nothing to do with legs after all.
>>217194338But its kino
>>217186813I'm trying to remember, but it was around the time of when S2 started.
>>217188660ex-wife
>>217194375They did Who Framed Roger Rabbit, but about half of it was about the production itself. I seriously doubt they would ever do a fully animated movie though, because they're very normalfag-friendly and operate under the assumption that cartoon = for kids.
>>217190077>everything that isn’t a shitty horror movie is oscar baitRlmfags are delusional. How the fuck is Eddington oscar bait?
>>217187677He's okTries too hard sometimes, but never wet blankets like JoshThe Vampire Assassin/Cathy's Curse episode is still one of my favorites
>>217187944Having a wife and kids and making videos and games NGL he's a big inspiration
>>217186518OOPS ITS ALL HORORSLOP
>>217187677Are guys like this aware of the fact that they have a completely stock personality that was loaded into them by the internet like a piece of firmware?
>>217192501BOTW but i would miss Re:view.I would also miss the trivia face offs>>217192995aidsmoby and its not particularly close
Strange new worlds and other nu trek garbage getting 'tens of thousands of views' is not shocking in the slightest.
>>217194207>Duuuuuuuuude being a mom is so haaaaaard haha looks really terrible doesn't it>Hear that ladies, better not have kids just in case they have a horrible health problem!>And balancing a career and kids is impossible, pity there's no solution to this that worked for thousands of years or anything>But just remember, don't have kids ladies!I was getting progressively more angry as they talked about this blatant propaganda more.
>>217194619hey guys check out my super secret pattern that's been fucking everywhere for the last decade
>>217194619>I recognize that sweater from The Shining (1980)
>>217194619he dresses like an old granny
>>217186894Random shit post? Because one time I swear Mike said something that was off about a kid but I can't remember what
>>217186518>KeeperThese two need to go back to film school and study ACTING.
>>217186558"watch our pinkett reviews!!1!" every time a thread talking about star wars pops up
>>217194619How cute, reminds me of my grandma.
report eceleb threads as off topic
>>217187254>no Marty Supremebecause its not out on streaming yet, fat fuck mike doesnt like going outside his cave. i can relate to that
>>217186518*gurgle gurgle*
>>217196372add motorized wheelchair controls on the side
>>217196202>fat fuck mike doesnt like going outside his caveMilwaukee just has the worst theaters in the world apparently
>>217196546Yet Mike moved to a 90% white suburb
I hope my friends make a new Best of the Worst soon
If Star Trek Nu Trek is getting under 100k views surely someone is getting fired?
This Christmas my niece tried to explain the plot of 5 Nights at Freddie's to me and I really didn't want to go through that again
Mike is getting worse and worse. He can barely articulate or describe what he's actually thinking. No wonder the views are crashing.
>>217197424Was she sitting on your lap at the time?
>>217194619steal the fit
>>217197582>100% acrylicthis shit is made of plastic
>>217197596Its crazy broCant even find socks that arent made of plastic now
That Christmas episode was hands down the worst one yet. I've tried on several occasions to watch the whole thing and I've fallen asleep every time.
>>217187677The unfunniest man alive.A blackhole of funny even, whenever someone makes a good funny joke he is right there to try to fucking ruin it.
>>217186518I know they are old gay nerds and those types love Star Trek but holy shit nobody fucking cares about some random ass streaming show. I dont know why they talking about those dead on arrival shows on a dead platform
>>217197862What you said is the extent of what they say
>>217197862Its just a bit odd that millions of dollars are being spent on a show that almost no one watches
>>217197862I'm convinced it's Jay's attempt at trying to game the algorithm. He's hoping one of these shows will explode in popularity and bring in the views because he mentioned it. What a shameless little sex gremlin he is
>>217187677>works for the EscapistShould tell you everything you need to know
>>217197903It looks like Mike is happy with the channel at its current state but Jay clearly wants more.Its likely he is trying to build up funds and connections to make his first movie
>>217187723At the end of the day Mike and Jay and the rest of them are just geeks who never grew up past the film school 101 tastes, yes Jay. Performatively loving David Lynch 24/7 makes your taste fucking superior, there’s nothing beyond David Lynch or John Carpenter. That’s the peak of cinema
>>217197892Tbh theres basically no corporate strategy at paramount+. They've killed all their big IP (transformers, star trek, mission impossible) and were probably hoping that buying WB would help them find a way forward. Instead they are right back at the bottom
>>217197892I haven't watched this episode but if it's like those nu-Trek shows nobody watches, the explanation is simply>make line go upA company doesn't have to actually sell anything to be valuable anymore. As long as investors and the public believe in it, line WILL go up. See Tesla: more valuable than every other car manufacturer combined yet is hemorrhaging sales and being overtaken every day by legacy automakers, yet line go up! In the case of streaming services, the size of their libraries increases their value so as long as you fill that library with recognizable slop, line go up.As long as Paramount investors are satisfied and line go up, viewership is meaningless.
>>217194207>motherhood sucks>children are bad>white men evil>niggers good>BraunsteinWith how much feminist slop they watch there is no way they don't have skeletons in their closet
>"that blatant anti-natalist, anti-marriage garbage movie made by a jew sure is deep and insightful, jay">"yeah(im gay)"
>>217197928Jay's appreciation of Lynch and Carpenter isn't performative. What's performative is his SJWness and the fact that he condescends to Mike whenever he's having a senior moment instead of calling him out. He's a little bully under the nice guy routine
>>217192937>with his familyIt was just him and Jessie.
>>217198077Said the childless image board poster
>>217192937>>217198081You can't see anyone but Mike, liars
>>217198079It 100% is. Maybe not John Carpenter as much, but people who are overjoyed over Lynch and make hismovies/especially Twin Peaks their personality are. personally I have to be in the mood to watch Lynch movies I can’t just throw it on like Die Hard or Terminator or Akira
>>217198089>"drinking is bad">"said the guy laying drunk in the gutter hmpf"
>>217198181>MOM I TOLD YOU ALREADY, I DON'T HAVE KIDS BECAUSE OF JEWISH PROPAGANDA!
>>217186894And you aren’t?
>>217198165>Someone enjoys something differently than me and they DON'T watch tranny cartoons? Performative. Simply performative.
George won.
>>217198303who are you quoting?
>>217198350Yeah. Anyone who claims Pink Flamingos is their favorite movie is a shallow tryhard imo. Like the movie about a tranny eating dogshit is the one you feel like you can throw on whenever. Yeah, sure
>>217198406Nigger go cry somewhere else
OH NO NO NO NOAHAHAHHHHAAAHAHA
>>217198366Adolf Hitler
>>217187677good straight man, he features in some of the best episodes - starwars christmas special and that one really drunk halloween for example
>>217198427Keep in mind you're the one bitching and moaning at me unprompted because I gave an explanation why they only talk about shit like FNAF 2 And star trek and not good movies like Bugonia or Marty Supreme or Shelby Oaks.
>>217191588No, that was Top Hat Monkey Goes West
Oh great, another horror movie about a struggling woman, but this one has a "deeper" meaning.
>>217194565>cartoon = for kidsthat's true though
>>217186800Cause the show ended almost fucking 20 years ago.
>>217187677He'll say the occasional funny thing, but when he does that overacting surprised look or yelling "Yayyy!" while clapping it's like... fuck just shut up already.
>>217188564I think he once said that he was actually allergic to alcohol or whatever else is mixed in with it, or it clashed with whatever medication he was taking.
>>217187677Why does he defend clowns?
>>217186558holy newfag
>>217187157He's quite literally just the average guy from Milwaulkee
>>217186800Why the fuck would he mention the Sopranos?
It's pretty clear these dudes only watch girlfriend core flicks now.Sad, sad days.
>>217200139>It's pretty clear these dudes only watch girlfriend core flicks now.>Sad, sad days.They are a Disney channel after all.
>>217198427>t. shit eating tranny
>>217188564Maybe he just got caught out in his drinking. Jack was the type of alcoholic where he could hold his alcohol most times but the want for alcohol really defined him. According to him he planned his entire days around how much alcohol he could drink and he would make or break plans based on how much he could drink while doing whatever. He would also wait until his entire family was asleep to start drinking more as well.
>>217186974Yeah bro he is so contrarian he likes the same stuff that Grace Randolf likes. So based.
RLM won
>>217186800Why would a guy who likes JJ Abrams ever watch Sopranos?
>>217200245Acolyte got cancelled so RLM lost.
>>217200245Don't you mean "Bop bop bop, RLM won, whaaaaaaatttttttt"
>>217200245But at what cost?
>>217200278Cost of a Disney paycheck.
>>217186518>huh they are recommending a movie that just looks like low budget horror slop>"It's a slow burn but the concept and twist are fantastic and the minimalist acting and sets really sell everything beautifully">oh okay I guess I'll watch it, thanks RLM>watch it>it's low budget horror slopevery. fucking. time.
>>217199008>good movies>Shelby OaksHey Stuckmann
>>217200687How would BLM know? They never watched it, just seethed about it.
>>217200695The Bureau of Land Management does not watch movies
With the FNAF2 segment and reading comments about it, I don't really understand how anyone says shit is confusing.It's a mixed bag movie overall, but I wouldn't call it confusing, it's too straight forward sometimes for its' own good.
>>217200695>They never watched it, just seethed about it.I'm sure Shelby Oaks is dogshit and I have no plans on watching it. But I have no fucking idea why RLM still felt the need to talk about it for 10 fucking minutes if they didn't even watch it.It's like that dogfucker YMS that watches 2 minutes of dogshit movies just to pad his IMDB ratings.
>>217200706Neither does Breddit Letter Media.
>>217200746the restaurant chain closed down after some animatronics killed a bunch of childrennow explain to me why this town is having a festival centered celebrating this restaurant chain by dressing up in costumes that are reminiscent to these animatronics?
>>217200786I've seen small towns do shit like this for actual real life murders and turning the murder houses into a tourist trap with ghost tours.Hell, the town I used to live in still does ghost tours in an old loony bin that did messed up shit to adults and kids.We are a sick society.
>>217200746>I don't really understand how anyone says shit is confusing.I vaguely remember the ""plot"" of the second game but the very idea that Freddy's is a long-standing pizzeria franchise with multiple reports of dead persons throughout the years is retarded.
>>217187677He thinks the reason the theater experience sucks now is purely socioeconomic factors
>>217186800Because it ended 20 years ago you fucking freak
>>217192501Black Void is the only thing they put effort into anymore which is fair, HitB only works when movies and /tv/ are worth discussing. BV lets them blackpill post the way they actually want to
>>217186800>never once mentioned my meme wop show10 years from now it'll be zoomers making these same monkey noises over Breaking Bad
>>217197424>Uncle Anon? What are you doing with that duct tape hehe
>>217196402
>>217201011>"effort">Mike prints out a sheet of paper, Rich barks out nonsense and Jay tries to not look embarrassed You are brain dead
>>217201401
>>217198406In the Re:View video Jay explicitly says that none of the John Waters films are among his favorites, he finds them fascinating more than anything.
>>217201616>one beep for yes>two beeps for no
>>217198034No offense but you sound like a retard. Paramount stock has lost half its value over the last decade because the company has not shown any signs of growth and has no strategy and the streaming service has failed to make up for declining linear assets
>>217200220>he planned his entire days around how much alcohol he could drink and he would make or break plans based on how much he could drink while doing whatever. He would also wait until his entire family was asleep to start drinking more as well.That's alcoholism? Sounds pretty responsible to me.
>>217198079>He's a little bully under the nice guy routineYou get glimpses of Jay's underlying meanness sometimes on BotW when he'll do things like call a random child actor ugly and everyone just awkwardly ignores it. It was especially prevalent in the early days what a bitter little shit he is
>>217201011>black void episode>"all new movies are awful">hitb episode >"all these new movies are great actually"
>>217202304Surely spending $8 billion on UFC Apex cards will save them
Can someone explain why Mike constantly watches shows and movies about women's problems? Like nothing against If I Had Legs, but this whole premise is so unupealing for me as a guy. Maybe I'm wrong.
>>217201675Don't bother, anon: these retards genuinely feel insecure in front of Jay fucking Bauman of all people.
>>217202490He just watches whatever has the most positive critic reviews on rotten tomatoes because he's an unthinking drone at this point
>>217202490>Can someone explain why Mike constantly watches shows and movies about women's problems?You don't have gf, do you? Mike is a married man and he watches the same things as Jessie.
>>217188432>metaphorical>the story about a guy who is falsely accused of child molestation unde highly specific circumstances
>>217186800>doesn't mention a tv show from 20 years agoHuh?
>>217201982Double yes! So you admit it!
>>217186800>why doesn't mike never mention Dallas?
>>217187157The fat alcoholic cliche is repulsive and off putting, he needs to clean up. I don't find it endearing or amusing at all.
>>217200956The theater experience is the same as its always been. There's just less reason to go now because of streaming
>>217197424I never played it (or watched the movies). Was it always a complicated story about ghost girls and serial killers? I thought it was just about robots that came to life. >>217197892Money laundering?>>217197926Jay's made movies before.
>>217186518I can't imagine anyone caring about any of these movies.
>they like fromholy kek
>>217202490He's not making these decisions alone. There is always a bitch in his ear.
>>217186800These replies are retarded HE DOESNT HAVE SOME 20 YEAR CUTOFF FOR DISCUSSING TV SHOWS, HE TALKS ABOUT 30 YEAR OLD STAR TREK EPISODES IN NEARLY EVERY VIDEO YOU FUCKING RETARDED ZOOMNIGGERS
>>217192995josh was on the first BOTW, IIRC he appears in HITB first too (as a guest)
>>217205204>HE TALKS ABOUT 30 YEAR OLD STAR TREK EPISODESyeah, because he's a star trek fanatic, it's special to him, the sopranos aren'twhy do obvious things like these have to be explained to you? Are you autistic, stupid, or both?
>>217188260It was just an attempt at Reverse SEO, Jay has a gay porn video titled that from 20 years ago that he wants buried
>>217205311The point is that he doesn’t have a 20 year cutoff. But you’re such a retarded turd worlder that you can’t understand an argument.
>>217205345>The point is that he doesn’t have a 20 year cutoff.yeah, for things that interest him, like star trek (which is still ongoing in some form) or his ghost shows, not the sopranos which ended nearly 20 years agoIf you thought about things for 1 minute you wouldn't have to post stupid shit and have very obvious things explained to you. Are you brown? A woman? Seriously, what is your major malfunction?
>>217202435>It was especially prevalent in the early days It's kind of shocking to go back to the early episodes and see how unlikeable he used to be. Very smug and condescending, calling directors and audiences retarded, etc. Eventually they must have figured out that that wasn't working and told him to just laugh at Mike's jokes and little else.
>>217205330>>217198077He probably sees too much of himself in Will
>>217191426Kino
>>217206620>Meat wulf>LGBT festivalAre you mayhaps trying to imply that he is a chaser who regularly gets topped?
>>217206620Is Jay gay?
>>217205106I barely paid attention. Something about some crazy animatronic making serial killer dude with some complicated family history and a bunch of ghosts or some shit
>>217206566>and told him to just laugh at Mike's jokes and little elseIdk. Just recently, in one of the episodes with Freddie, Jay joked about a girl being railled by dozens of men. Nobody laughed, and Freddie was visibly disturbed.
>>217198034Paramount should seriously sell to Peacock, they would have the monopoly on reality TV with Survivor, Traitors and Big Brother, 70% of the popular sitcoms ever, Universal Pictures can reboot Star Trek. Also they would have NFL and UFC and some of these manly shows with arguably the best overall kids lineup of cartoons.
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>>217207373>>217207391>this is a 40-year-old man
>>217207391hahahahaha
>>217207391one look at his profile pic you know what his politics are. even if you had no other knowledge, you'd know.
>>217207391Doesn't this go against Mike's Fourth Reich ideology? Why does he allow him to still come on?
>>217186518I'm down.I'm really down.
>>217202363It's a more responsible form of it but his entire life was revolving around when he could get his next drink.
>>217207391based Jack practicing accelerationism by freeing wild niggers and exposing even more people to their behavior
>>217186518Is it true that Mike Stoklasa said all Palestinians are vermin and deserve to genocided?
