https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlSDDuWxO_0>After being gravelly injured, Robin Hood (Hugh Jackman) grapples with his past life of crime and murder while in the care of a mysterious woman (Jodie Comer) who offers him a chance at salvation.
>>217187360The Assassination of Robin Hood by the Cowardly Sheriff of Nottingham.
>Robin Hood but le badyawn
A24 is no better than Marvel
>>217187360>robin hood: I'm injured>mysterious woman: jo die comer
>>217187360>the girl is actually Robin Hood's cloneBRAVO NOLAN
Comer is hot in a plain way
>>217187504It's very important messaging today that robbing the rich (aka the jews) is le wrong
mite b cool
>>217187360>Jodie ComerI hate this ugly bitch
luigi mangione and his supporters spooked them real hard huh
>>217187360Jewllywood once again taking a character who is compassionate, moral and fights against the injustice of the rich and powerful and (((deconstructs))) it.I wish Hell was real, because they all deserve an eternity of flames and agony.
>>217187360>Achscuwally Robin Hood stole money from the donation box for kids with cancerOh hey now, you wokesters went over the line
>>217188000how many times have you spammed this you faggot
>>217188000>those digits
>>217187360this is better witcher movie than the netflix slop
>>217187812Her?
>>217187694This. Can't have the people getting uppity.
>>217188606Yes her downs eyes and her big bulb head
>>217187360Wut if...uhmm...wut if...Le Robin hood...wuz....eerm...Le...bad?!
>Original Robin Hood: capitalist who hates taxation and steals money from socialist tax collectors to return to capitalist business owners>Modern Robin Hood: commie who steals from the rich to give to the poorRobin Hood was ruined a long time ago when he went from risking his life fighting to protect rich people to being some kind of commie hippie hero
Robin Hood except he's a ship captain that transports migrants across the English channel and dumps the immigrants in random villages
>>217187360>Promoting "stealing from the rich to give to the poor" ain't of this time no more
>>217188000>We have robin hood at home
>>217188000>>217188080
>*blocks your path*
>>217188889Tax in medieval times overwhelmingly affected the poor, who were forced to fund the aristocracy's lifestyle without any reasonable means of protest. A tax collector could charge 2x the amount from his last visit and the lowly peasant couldn't do anything but pay. Do you even know anything about history?
>>217188889>capitalist business ownersahh yes, i remember robin hood giving out prince john's taxes to venetian merchants (the closest thing to "capitalist business owners" of the time) and not the peasants and townspeople of sherwood/nottingham
>>217187360lmao they're making a movie apologizing for robin hood being a chud, he's gonna get in touch with is feelings
>>217187864>rich and powerfulAnd you deserve prison for criticizing Exxon Mobil.
>>217187360>WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE TAXMEN>IF YOU REBEL AGAINST AN EVIL ESTABLISHMENT YOU WILL SUFFER LE PTSDyawn.Give me an unapologetic protag that murks the oligarchs and their lawdogs and gives to the poor.
>>217187864Deconstruction is the best form of storytelling.
>>217190592ok commie
>>217190062Robin Hood is a socialist though.
>>217187655False. Shes hot in a quirky way
>>217188889one of the most retarded things I've ever read on this site
>>217189873I know there was a revolt and heads rolled every time the taxes even remotely approached 20%.
>>217190647Nah deconstruction is lazy and subversive.Universal stories are universal because they are meant to expand on an important profound truth.If you invert it with "yea but what about these edge cases or uncomfortable pewter linings" your message loses all significance if it loses sight of the original truth.The only proper way to do it is to feature the universal truth but instead of deconstructing it you embellish/furnish it with the uncomfortable aspects. This is what The Witcher games, Star Trek TNG/ENT, LotR, and all the best art does.You reinforce the original moral tale with the uncomfortable aspects. Deconstruction are for talentless nepp babies and turd worlders relaying trends they don't understand.
>>217190792>You reinforce the original moral tale with the uncomfortable aspects.This is just deconstruction. Some people are just terrified of the idea that their idols are human beings with flaws and desires.
>>217187360>Hey you know that heroic figure of the everyman who fights injustice by taking from the rich oppressors and giving to those in need?>Yeah, what about him>He was bad actuallyWow, Where have I heard this one before?
>>217187360>nooooo don't question my 1000 yo fairytale, the middle ages were beautiful and perfectt. boomer
>>217190870Nah deconstruction, at least the way it's done nowadays is different.It seeks to completely undermine the original message.What I'm describing doesn't tear down (aka deconstruct) what's already there but reinforces it.
>>217189873>Tax in medieval times overwhelmingly affected the poor,So nothing changed, got it.
>>217190282>jarlthe stairs do make it look like windhelm lol
>people are surprised that the murderer, robber and antisemitic figure is ... a bad guy Yeah that tells the depth of their racism. If his skin color was darker they'd gladly accept the narrative.
>>217187360>After dealing with a life of capeshit not wolverine has to protect another little girl
>>217187864Ok commie
>>217187360Robinhood didn't rob the rich and give to the poor he took taxes back from the government
>>217187360>woman>offers salvationim already unable to suspend my disbeliefpass
>>217187360This is just Logan but with Robin Hood instead of Wolverine.
>>217189839thanks for the rec, anon. this is teh only reason to come to /tv/ anymore, to get a somewhat obscure, but interesting looking rec
>>217188606>Perfect dream girl. >Getting ran through for years by some douchebag lacrosse jock. It isn't fair, bros.
>>217187548A24 is far, far worse.
>>217187856He was a plant, release valve of discontent while CDC shooter erased
>>217188889Truth.
>>217188000Cancer research goes on forever + no cure. They blocked the cure
>writer/director of PigYeah, I'm thinking kino's incoming.
>>217188000Alt left insists Trump is the only problem, but if yellen were in charge of treasury + 2 wars broke out under Trump needing celeb endorsement before billions of funding, every 1 of them would be called a grift. Repeating media content has only enable monster theft and corruption by more than Trump.
>>217189839loved the sheriff in this. we were obviously supposed to loathe him because they had an entire episode dedicated to how antisemetic and misogynist he was, but he was immensely fun to watch compared to the rest of the cast
For me it is Russell Crowe Robin Hood>French are the bad guys>King John is an idgit compared to his brother like irl>crowe has good chemistry with Blanchett >"row me bully boys"
>>21718769499% of white collar crime is just jews ripping off other jews while they treat the rest of the world like collateral damage.
>>217187360the new robin hood show was surprisingly awesome.. but i feel nothing for this.
>>217188000>America collectively decided that a person who committed saturday cartoon villain shitbaggery is their hopeSo the movie was just updated to the current audience's sensibilities then eh, none of this deconstructionabibilist gobbledygook
>>217194742kek, You really dont wanna know what her current bf looks like.
>>217187360>from the director ofit's going to be shit
>>217187360>comer She takes care of him, alright
>>217187360>only white peopleEnough for me to watch
>>217190792There's nothing universal about a murdering thug fueled by ressentiment toward the rich and powerful.
>>217189839Herne the Hunter.
>>217187470(With a Spoon)
>POOR PEOPLE BAD>WHITE PEOPLE BAD>RELIGION BAD>CAPITALISM BAD>MONARCHY BAD>MEN BAD>WAR BAD
>>217190647Deconstruction is awesome when you see it for the first time as a teenager, but you're supposed to grow out of it
how many black people in this?
