It's over
this will just kill off cinemas quickersmuggling in affordable food was factored in the movie going experience
Oh no now I can only smuggle in 50 boxes of Mike & Ike's from Dollar Tree instead of 500
Mmm that's a big juicy butt imagine if she sat on your face haha that would be gross but kind of hot too.
>>217191073Do we add this to the list?
>>217191139
modern problems require modern solutions
>>217191073Woman problem. If you as a man can't fit enough liquor and food in your pockets for a 2 hour flick, you dress like an effeminate faggot.
>>217191073OHHH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEE
>>217191073>effective 2018
>>217191356It's even more over than we thought
>>217191356man i feel really retarded for not seeing that. i was actually saddened by this. sneaking in candy is part of going to the movies
The future is now~!
>>217191073
>>217191073I dunno if this is to stop people from bringing in snacks or guns but it aint gonna work for either lmao.
>>217191139i was also staring at her butt
I sneak in a couple mcdoubles in my gfs purse
>>217191590I mean its a funny idea, but how fucking fat do you gotta be to not be able to go 2 hours without shoving excessive amounts of food into your face.
Would you?
>>217191672i would like the watermelon juice off their tummies
>>217191672impregnate two teens for real, yeaOh the watermelon, no I dont eat nig food
>>217191650when i make a meal at home, i plan something to watch around the eating of it
Based Robert filtering out adults with backpacks
>>217191073>EXCEPTION: diaper bagsKinobros, we're good
Some times it be like thishttps://www.redgifs.com/watch/madpleasingamericanwarmblood
>>217191672I would kill this woman if she sat next to me munching on a watermelon the whole fucking movie.
could you eat her out?
>>217191073nice dumper
>Wear cargo pants>Can fit an entire Thanksgiving dinner in your pockets
>>217192793>cargo pantsno singles policy is still in effect
>>217191650>excessive
>>217192474me delitizing my gf
>>217192474Hahahaha that's pretty epic, I am 34 years old and have never kissed a girl.
>>217193559An XL pizza is 1800 calories
>>217194031that's a fairly small amount for the average length movie
>>217191073why do people feel compelled to shovel food into their face during a movie anyway?
>>217194268no one likes you
>>217191073>can no longer smuggle in an AR15>can only smuggle in 10 or less handguns at a timeoh no no no... Ameribros... not like this...
>>217191650>how fucking fat do you gotta be to not be able to go 2 hours without shoving excessive amounts of food into your face.
>>217191590ugh the jewiness of this reeks
>>217191073>2018
>>217192474The guy is fucking retarded with the tape
>>217191073I hope they don't find all the chocolate hidden up my ass.
>>217194591>picWhat would the theater do in this case?
>>217192474Why are these retards so amused with themselves? Is this the first time they've ever snuck candy into a theater? You can fit more than enough in your pockets and a purse. This was only done for the instagram video. "wow we're so crazy!" I bet they didn't even stay and watch the turd movie no one else even showed up for. The tape was broken in the theater and now she has to carry a huge bowl around. Genius.
>>217194620not let you in because it's going to spill beer everwhere
As a kid I didn't even know you weren't supposed to take your own stuff in. We used to always go to the ASDA before hand and get sweets and drinks. Was part of the fun.
>>217191139>>217191628>2018It's probably phatter now.
>>217194635Just a bit of fun mate. Relax.
>>217194684going tot he drugs store next to the theater to buy candy is waht everyone always did
>>217194698Why does the fun have to come from making a performative video for social media?
>>217194722Zoomers think sneaking snacks into the movie theater is a feat. They can't even use can openers. They probably just left their moms punch bowl int he theater because they didn't want to carry it after.
>>217194645explain, legally, how a theatre can make a person remove their clothing, especially something as important as a jacket which keeps people warm. ill be waiting you friggin jackass
>>217194765NTA but they can't make you do it, but they can refuse service if you choose not to do it.
>>217191227>be me>find out Limmy the comedian I like streams on twitch>excitedly open the stream up>Limmy is ranting about how anyone posting pepe will be banned immediately and permanently>his mods are repeating "only nazis and children use pepe emotes">close laptop>cry
>>217194765Any business can legally refuse any customer. They would just look at you and go "c'mon bro"
>>217194812They're joking, you fucking retard. He does shit like that on stream all the time. Did you even watch his show? You'd know that was his kind of humor if you ever had.
>>217194645I will show them
>>217194765They can't make him remove his clothing they would just say you can't bring that into the theater because it's going to spill and also no alcohol.
>>217194836They were not joking, rough man.
>>217194856It's water cooling, I need it for my diabetes
>tfw can't take duffle bag full of peanuts to the kinoplex anymore
>>217194874They were, you're just dense.Source: I watch his streams and have since he started
>>217194875I wonder how much that jacket weighs when full. It must leech microplastics like crazy. I think you'd die if you drank the entire jacket.
>>217194888No, they weren't. Stop talking to me, freak.
>>217194856>>217194827>>217194783care to state the statue of law which states a theatre can FORCIBLY make an innocent man remove his winter coat for his warmth and possibly even, as another anon mentioned, his diabetes medicine? thats his legal right asshole
>>217194836nah, limmy went full retard with brexit and trump. too bad because now his humor is choked by politics
>>217194916They can't make him remove his clothing but they can refuse to let him into the theater like we already stated, anon.
>>217194836>>217194812Wrong, you e celeb licking faggot. He's not only a brainwashed unapologetic leftie fag, but also a literal cuck with a massive ego, but still hates himself. His show, before he became a self absorbed cunt, is the only good thing he's done, but he's still sullied that by apologising for sketches.
>>217194764it's the late night screeningthe night guard won't care about the bowl when they leave
>>217194916read the posts again retard
>>217194591>In November 1897, the German army occupied Qingdao and forced the Qing government to sign the Jiao’ao Concession Treaty in the following year. In 1903, German and English merchants from Hong Kong Anglo-Saxon beer company invested 400,000 Mexican silver dollars to jointly build the Qingdao branch of German Brewery Co., Ltd. (the predecessor of Qingdao beer factory). This is the first beer factory that Germans built in China.Makes you think....
>>217194916they can't, however they can legally tell you to fuck off if you don't and the cops will drag you away in handcuffs if you don't leavealso>statue Saar
>>217194931He hates the fuck out of his "community" because of it too. He does a lot of passive aggressive things because he hates them and they all have to cheer about it or they're not in on the joke. "haha he played the game offline and now he's going to do inventory management for 5 hours on stream after telling us all the quests he did offline"
>>217194591that's a fairly small amount of beer for an average sized person, I'd say?
>>217194946Well my point is mainly that they didn't need to bowl they could have just put candy in their pockets and her purse. I know no one would give a shit about her carrying a bowl out of a movie theater. The bowl is for the instagram video like it's some kind of life hack. Looks like they brought waaaay too much food in. I sat next to this morbidly obese guy at a hockey game and he literally pulled out like 2 sandwiches, a bag of nuts, popcorn, and like 5 other treats from his jacket during the game lmao.
>>217194943>>217194952>>217194962still waiting on the legal statue of the law where a man can be FORCIBLY made to remove his coat for warmth and diabetes medicine, as well as state the statue of law which allows a movie theatre employee to STRIP SEARCH a man with a winter coat..............
>>217195021What's an illegal statue?
>>217191590I'd be far too ashamed to be a grown ass man carrying a little Stitch backpack in public. The workers probably thought he was autistic and left him alone.
>>217195021There is none, as literally everyone pointed out to you. He has the choice to either remove it or leave, as they have the right to refuse service if he doesn't want to do what they want him to.
>>217194931He was fully retarded and obsessed with politics and racism. He actually hates English people and Americans(just the White ones though he promises).
>>217191590imagine, if you would, the smell
>>217191590HAHAHA I MAKE VIDEO FOR SOCIAL MEDIA LIKKE LOGAN PAULI am glad zoomers will never afford homes. Street shitters are just as good as you.
>>217195021>can't read or understand what anyone is saying
>>217195089He's just baiting us, dude.
>>217191073i'll just shove the crab legs up my butt before going in. no problem
>>217195029that would just be like jay walking or crossing a stop sign when your on a bicycle dumbass>>217195049still waiting on that statue. also any lawyer would win that case which it wouldnt even be because the theatre employees would know better than to violate an innocent diabetic mans legal rights>>217195089concession accepted big idiot
>>217195143good morning saar
>>217194483Can you go five minutes without trying to fit in with dipshits?
>>217195143More like a statue made of drugs
>>217194765If he refuses to leave just claim he is too drunk,cops show up and see a fella drink.a shitt tton of beer in public AND if that doesn't work claim the theater is has the right to deny service.It's almost as if you never gott kicked out of a place of business.
>>217194765>stabs into your jacket with a capri sun straw and drinks up your beer
>>217194620tell you that jacket is not safe
>>217195033>thought
Is it actually this bad now? I remember going to the movies with friends in high school in the 2010's and we all had full backpacks, only full of school things though. And we got through the door just fine. Is this more a matter of squeezing the customer as much as possible because movie theater business is bad lately?
>>217195596idk but I doubt the guy with downs syndrome who tears tickets is going to give a shit either way
>>217195596this is from a decade ago nigga
>>217195596I brought my luggage into a theater when I saw a movie alone while waiting for a flight a few years ago and the employees said it was fine when I asked if it would be ok
>>217191073Just sneak your subway sandwich in your jacket, it's easy
>>217191590Costco's pizza sucks
I was always satisfied by just a large bag of popcorn so I never had this issue.
>>217196406Yeah this. I never eat popcorn so whenever I go to the theatres, having a bag of popcorn gets me in kino watching mode.
>>217191352Get beheaded, yurofaggot.
>>217194827Even on racial criteria ?
>>217194591that's the jacket i'd wear on Alone
>>217194483
>>217194916>>217195021Statute. STATUTE of limitations. It's not a statue.
>>217192474>does it in the parking lot where there are cameras and witnesses>theater is an obvious piece of shit $4 a ticket shithole only poor people go to where no employee is paid enough to give a shit anyways>theater is completely empty because they went to a movie no one cares about seeingIt's one thing to do this stupid shit on it's own, it's an entirely different thing when someone is publicly fucking bragging about it on social media. you're pathetic slop loving poorfags, congratulations.
>>217194916Are you illiterate? Nobody is forcing you to do shit.
>>217191073At the theater in my mid-sized city in Australia they don't even have people checking your tickets 90% of the time at the door and even if you do, they don't give a shit about your bag you can bring in as much snacks or fast food in as you like. They run these theatres on an honour system or something
>>217194959Explains why qingdao is such a based beer. Tastes like a proper lager, not like that shit "Snow" beer they have
>>217192474
>>217194442That’s not even that much food. One could easily finish that during the trailers at the start.
>>217191073Yeah I'm sure it's for safety and not because not enough people are buying the theater goyslop
>>217191073counting or not counting?
>>217191073>>Sir you can't bring that backpack in>It's for my medical equipmentcheckmate
>>217191073Can't smuggle my own food?Not going at all :)
>>217191323whatchu know about that
>>217191590people just walk in with the pizza box, employees do not care they're getting paid wither way
>>217196388now it does, i cant find any costco that still sells the supreme 'za
>>217191650>how fucking fat do you gotta beYou saw the guy. That fat.
>>217191073americans are so fucking fat jfc>oh noes i cant bring my ten bags of popcorn and 2l drink of coke to stuff my face while watching avatar #5
>>217192897kek
>Mmm that's a big juicy butt imagine if she sat on your face haha that would be gross but kind of hot too.>i was also staring at her butt>nice dumper
can people really not go 3 hours without eating something?
>>217201512People can. Americans can’t.
