What kino would you watch in this situation?
if I were friendless and wanted to drink for the first time, I would go sit in the cold in front of a bistro on the face adjacent to the wind tunnel with a pack of cigarettes and have the waiter come outside to bring me hot wine
>>217195338Drinking when you’re feeling sad and alone is not the best of ideas
>>217195338probably a random 00s comedy
>>217195390It's worked out well for me, i do it plenty.
get shitfaced alone off swill beer eat a pizza and cry self to sleep
Adult Swim all night and Teen Titans Go! in the morning
>>217195408>plentyIs that a cry for help? :(
>>217195390>He wont be alone for longIn this state it always ends up in gay sex always hombre
>>217195419c’est la vie mon amie
>>217195338I don't watch kino, I form parasocial relationships with screenshots from twitter and reddit and spam them on 4chan.
>>217195438Kek, that guy in the pic would sadly probably be the type of dude who would be ok with that, if it meant being recognized for a moment
>>217195338I once got a hotel room on the top floor of this high class hotel in ohio in columbus and spent a whole week just getting absolutely hammered. Nearly drowned in the pool. Surprised I didn't get kicked out. Ended up fucking a hot milf I met at the downstairs bar/lounge. When I checked out I left housekeeping 50 beers (good stuff too not bud lights) and a couple fifths of whiskey and vodka. I hope they enjoyed.
>>217195338i've spent almost all of the last 4 years alone so i've done this hundreds of times.
>>217195489Damn. Why? You go through a divorce or something lol
sneed kino, or as I've started calling it recently, sneedo.
>>217195489And then everybody clapped
This is actually sad to see.Nobody actually likes beer ". you've never LIKED beer, you drank beer because your friends made you drink it at parties. Then you got so used to drinking it just to get drunk, that afterwards, later, you became able to enjoy it because you got so used to its awful taste. Basically, if you enjoy the taste of alcohol, it's because you are a pathetic weak-brained loser who got peer pressured as a kid (and folded, equally pathetically) and drank beer because your friends made you, despite not even liking it, and just wanting to fit in.There is no argument to this, nobody naturally enjoys the taste of beer, so you areA: only drinking to get drunk, because you feel like you have to to either be likable or you are immatureorB: your friends made you drink it and you wanted to feel cool and like an adult, so you drank it until the taste tasted less shiteither way, you're a bitch, and if you enjoy alcohol it's the easiest way to tell you're weakwilled and crumble to society's expectations of you.Which means the only reason he does this shit is because he feels social pressure that you "should" drink beer.
>>217195514I was in love with a bitch that very obviously didn't love me back but when I finally worked up the nerve to tell her she rejected me. Looking back on it not my finest work but sometimes you gotta get kicked by the mule to learn not to stand behind it.
>>217195545I don’t drink enough to feel any inclination to agree or disagree but I’m bumping regardless because it made me lol
>>217195545Smirnoff Ice isn’t beer
>>217195545Good dark beer is the tits. Yeah bud pisswater sure but a good beer is excellent.
>>217195554I see. Hope the withdrawal or hang overs weren’t bad
>>217195545Never had friends to peer-pressure me, lifetime solo drinker, can't relate, homo.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzKnxUSwPno
>>217195545>never relaxed on the porch with an ice cold beer on a warm summer evening after a day of manual labor (actual work)Never gonna make it.
>>217195545>it’s not possible to like (good thing)>therefore I’m going to build an argument from that I guess points for boldness and typing a lot of letters
Watched Dune pt 1 eating Chik Fil A in a hotel room after wasting my time at a festival and leaving early.Good times.
>>217195390It's perfectly fine to drink when sad and alone. People are so fucking retarded these days they don't know the difference between sadness and depression.
>>217195766They’ll find out real quick by doing that lol
who drinks beer to get drunk?its a waste of time, money and you develop a boomer beer gutjust go for liquortakes less, works faster and is overall more cost effectivei like beer but id never drink it if my aim is to get shitfaced
>>217195795not everyones an alcoholic and needs shitloads of booze to feel something
>>217195616>ice cold beerJust use an ice pack.
>>217195795This. The best use of beer is for sipping on a few cold ones over an evening.
>>217195545I don't like drinking and alcohol in general, but I do like beer because it's tasty. You are either never tried anything beyond cheapest light beer or you are a child.
>>217195837yeah sure, but you're not going to feel anything drinking bud light
>>217195375Incredibly descriptive. Sounds like a fine time.
>>217195903ive never had us beer so i cant say, but as someone who basically doesnt drink at all ~1l of beer is usually enough to get me pretty buzzed
>>217195408Congrats on not being a pathetic little bitch. the media wants to portray people in this position as sad losers in case people realize they can be content alone sometimes and control themselves. people are so scared they're gonna become isolated alcoholics if they're capable of enjoying a drink alone
>>217195375>hot wineas in mulled wine? that's not even alcoholic, it's for children to drink at festivals
>>217195545This, if you consume anything other than water, raw vegetables and unseasoned meat you're literally just succumbing to peer pressure.
>>217195545>I dont like something so therefore anybody else who claims to like it is lying!Autistim
>>217195874I hope that old fuck got his shit rocked over this.Pranks are one thing but this is straight up sexual assault.
>>217195965But the og post was saying abusing substances while sad and alone is bad. Which it is
>>217195338>rented a room to get wasted for the first timeWhy
>>217196041you mean on plebbit? What do you think?
>>217195390The only times I feel good alone is drinking and being drunk. Being alone and depressed is even worse sober. I watch most of my movies drunk as shit and alone, nothing wrong with that. Though, its get harder with time to get drunk and feel good.
>>217196093you know when someone tells a lie and over explains to people who aren't even relevant? obviously he fucked a hooker and is making his own mental alibi when nobody knows or cares
>>217195375go back to your grave, anthony
i am so glad i never got addicted to the fermented jew
>>217196035shut up, fag. You will do nothing.
>>217195375>wind tunnelwhat? you mean the doorway?
>>217196035>implying the other faggot didn't want it
>>217195338why not just suck on a shotgun at this point
>>217195338I would feel like absolute death if I consumed that shit. How do normalfags do it?
>>217196096>I watch most movies alone, depressed and drunk>nothing wrong with thatUhh yeah the whole thing. Being okay with something and there not being anything wrong with it are two different things.
>>217195338>What kino would you watch in this situation?if I were HYPOTHETICALLY in that situation where I routinely would check into a motel room for a few hours just to enjoy some junk food away from my wife and kids....IF that were true, I would watch Master of Disguise
>>217196550Easy, dont just eat anything before evening or when you start drinking. Like today Ive had 8 beers, one big soda (water) + whisky, and some 56 % bourbon and I feel fine, only eaten some fastfood and nuts. But I usually dont have breakfast or lunch.
>>217195599Society peer pressured you. That's the part the post didn't address.
>>217195874looks like the guy inside was welding, that could have been pretty dangerous
>>217196652alcohol makes you feel good on a fundamental, neurochemical level. ever think of that?
>>217196638i want to see the talking baby
>>217195874I would have pretended it didn't bother me, then figure out where he lives and murder his whole family.
>>217195874Goddamn what an asshole thing to do. I'm sure he got fired, which is probably for the best.
>>217196650The pizza alone would rape my intestines. Beer would just make it 10x worse. I'd rather just have some burgers.
>>217196095No, dipshit, the post that started the chain
>>217196638grab a few burgs from the drive thru and crush them on the way home, why are you making it into a weird dirty rendezvous at a sleazy motel?
>>217196738Sleazeburgers
>>217195375lol you describing that kino photo
>>217196738>a weird dirty rendezvous at a sleazy motel?its not that weird. its like chilling at the park before you return home Once a week my wife thinks im at work but i get a motel room and absolutely pig out for a couple hours. She keeps nagging me to lose weight so I have to eat healthy all week. I just need some peace and quiet and goyslop. I pay cash so she doesn't see the motel room on our statements.
>>217195545Hahahahahahaha
I hate how normalized drinking is. Like we cant go out without you getting a beer? Can you literally not enjoy life without being drugged?
>>217195489Upvoted!! Epic story!
>>217196686No, I don't drink. I don't even agree with what >>217195545 said since I'm not autistic enough to think people aren't capable of liking something I don't.But if his argument is peer pressure and you hit him with "well I don't have any friends to peer pressure me" when societies relationship with alcohol is enough to conform to his peer pressure theory, it's worth pointing out to you that it's not a good rebuttal.
>>217195338alone in a hotel room with drink? motherfucker i’m gooning till my dickhead turns dark purple and my nuts shrink from over use
>>217196798>Can you literally not enjoy life without being drugged?nopecope and seethe
>>217196777Wouldn't she notice the cash withdrawals?
>>217196652>>217196816If everything is peer-pressure, then nothing is. Bit hard to argue that solo drinking is peer-pressured as well given that normalfags see drinking as something to be done with others.
>>217196777ok fair enough, i send my wife and kids out on day trips with the grandparents every couple fridays and tell them i work that day but i actually dont and i just stay home and watch kinos and get mcdonalds breakfast.
>>217196738Used to do that when we had party at the office and we got to drink as much as we wanted, always stopped at a 24/7 McDonals at my way home eating slopburgers.Last time I did that drunk as fuck I asked a drug addict for a smoke and he pulled a knife on me. He got friendly when I met him again at the bus station for the busride home because I didnt show fear (thank god I was to drunk to know better)
>>217195545Correct
>>217196728obviously my opinion is in my comment and directed towards the commenter I was responding to, dipshit
>>217196869for me its the nostalgiaits capturing a time of security and wholesomenesstruth be told i'm not even hungry or have an appetite right now, but i'm going to eat all of this
>>217196861I didn't say everything is peer pressure, we're specifically talking about drinking. And solo drinking isn't the peer pressure, just literally drinking alcohol. A society that props it up as a substance that's not only fine to take, but encouraged to take as you grow out of adolescence will have people conditioned to do it as some rite of passage to being an adult. And when you have the habit, you're going to do it whether socially or when you're alone. Even if solo drinking isn't an elevated in terms of a past time, the drinking part of it is, and lonely people exist so those two will definitely happen in a society that celebrates alcohol. Again, I don't even agree with the poster and I don't care if people want to drink, but I do think if you're going to argue against the peer pressure thing, you're not making good arguments.
>>217196971>the boozeok now you made it fuckin weird again
>>217196971I really hope you go to the doctor for regular checkups dude. Eating all this shit is super bad for you.
>>217196994>ok now you made it fuckin weird againforced binges require a bit of lowered inhibitions. it also helps mask the shame i will eventually feel after I've eaten it alli wish i could say this was my first time, but i started doing this years ago
>>217196964Your opinion was based on reading wrong then. The first post was describing being alone and sad, and you stated otherwise
>>217195338What a fucking loser. Imagine choosing to start drinking this way. Not like going out with friends and getting roped into it but actually choosing to do this pointless thing, alone. Lmao fucking freak fag
>>217196971
I feel bad for zoomers. Drunk party chicks are the absolute best way to experience women. Drunk sex is fucking awesome. They'll never get that.
>>217197078If your dick can function, you’re not drunk
>>217197078Zoomers aren't one guy, anon. Why do people on the internet talk like this? As if some group is a monolith.
>>217196985Seems like a pretty flimsy connection. Your rationale is essentially that anything socially/legally acceptable equals peer-pressure. Even if that's true, it just means peer-pressure in this context doesn't really mean anything given how broad it is.And all of this is ignoring the fact that normalfags by and large see things this way >>217197052The idea of someone just drinking purely as a solo activity is taboo.>>217197078always seemed lame desu. dealing with drunk chicks, and then fucking drunk when you can barely even feel it.
>>217195338>first time drinking>12 beers Mother of God
>>217197107Exactly, we are all human beings
>>217197023Jesus christ anon wtf are you doing to yourselfI can understand getting drunk and smashing 1 whole pizza, I've been there myself. But that's like 50 bucks worth of dominos sloppa, that's insane
>>217197023i am worried about you, anon. you've got kids ffs.
>>217196971i respect a man who goes the extra mile in pairing his sauces
>>217197078>Drunk sex is fucking awesome.when i drink, I eatunfortunately i've done that quite a bit and have poor circulation at 24 and my full erect penis doesn't protrude past my belly and fupa. i cannot maintain an erection while standing so i can't have sex traditionally. it has been very emasculating to be on top of drunk girls attempting to have sex but being unable to perform
>>217197023More concerned about the fact that it's dominos. Their shit is hella overpriced.
>>217195795liquor is a different drunk though, I don't like the feeling I get from liquor, I do like the feeling I get from beer
>>217197023Hey I have that same oven and I fucking hate it, God I miss gas burners
>>217197141I feel like this post really puts everything into perspective.
So much self destruction ittHuman beings going from hunter gatherers to agriculture and cities was a mistakeWe need to go back
>>217197141what a life
>>217195390Alone, with friends, with strangers? It doesn't matter. I'll be drinking and I'll be sad.
>>217197158There is no going back. Don't forget, you're here forever.
>>217197158Agricultural society and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
>>217197163>what a lifeits a vicious cycle, i knowbut if i'm being honest, i can escape it for brief moments of binging
>>217195545I know it’s cringe but I actually like IPAs
>>217197141stop this, i beg you. or at least cut it down to single-servings ie ONE burger + ONE fries or ONE pizza. you are a young man
>>217197158>We need to go backi feel we use that same primordial impulse of a hunter DNA when I use the McDonalds app searching for the best deals
>>217197208>single-servings ie ONE burger + ONE fries or ONE pizza.are you HIGH?
>>217197211how long have you been doing this
>>217197023I salute and commiserate your internal organsfor your sake, may they go quickly
>>217195338The first time I drank was in a hotel in japan by myself. Pretty much this picture but asahi from a vending machine and ramen.
>>217197236>how long have you been doing thissince i got married........which was 2022it started out going to the movies alone (without my wife) and ordering a ton of concessions by myself
>>217195438Full on penetrative sex with pizza + beer in the bowels - poor hotel maid!
>>217197111Part of the issue is stuff like >>217197052 actually. Drinking is both celebrated as a social activity but condemned somewhat when you do it alone, which leaves people with a substance habit that they want to turn to when they don't feel good but people may look down on them they do it in the company of themselves, causing them not share that they do it. Doesn't mean it doesn't happen, but now there's some shame around it which can become a cycle. >anything socially/legally acceptable equals peer-pressureNo, it's not just that it's acceptable. It's also celebrated. Just like getting a car in the US, which leads to high rates of consumer debt with people having a vehicle they can't actually afford. That's pressure.
>>217197271you should try like, swimming or some shit. try to get addicted to that instead. or even go back to doing the movies alone but slowly cut back on the buckets of slop. the booze and the mass amounts of fast food are going to really do a number
>>217197271based fat fuck
>>217195338Porn.
We doing it?
>>217197271Shit m8, you got a wife (pretty young as well from what it sounds, most guys wind up single in their 20's and then betabux out of desperation in their 30's). Should maybe just focus on her. Self-destructing on your own makes sense, but you have somebody.
>>217197312>you should try like, swimming or some shiti assume you mean for exercise? go to a pool for exercise? i tried walking a while ago, but ended up spraining my ankle. no thankswhat would be a good post-workout meal?
>>217195338why didn't he just drink at his place? who the fuck wants to be drunk sad alone, and not even at least be in your house surrounded by your shit?
>>217197386>filenameNice try, retard.
>>217197376>Should maybe just focus on her.you've never been in a relationship with a woman before
>>217195545Literally nobody drinks beer to get drunk. An average sized man of average vitality would need to drink like 20 average beers to get drunk off of it. You're taking bread flavored water and holding it up as some kind of boogeyman to terrorize yourself for no reason, and you're posturing about it as though that's anything other than completely pathetic. Man the fuck up you little pussy.
>>217197446Nope. Your retarded ass did though. I get to be fuck-up because i never bought into the vaginal jew's temptations. You did, might as well make the best of it.
>>217197386yeah dude, pool would be ideal if that pic really you. it's a great full body workout that is low impact because you're floating
>>217197032learn to read dumbass.>guy 1: drinking is bad>guy 2: werks on my machine>me: you are correct>you: I don't get it
Beers are lameHard cider and Ale is where it's at
how uncommon is the alcoholic khv archetype?
>>217197536for me, it's rickard's red
>>217197158Hunter Gatherers also drank and took drugs btw
>>217197578My first time drinking at 12 I took 15 shots of liquor, I had watched adults drink around that much. I’m fairly certain I almost died
>>217197211Reminds me of that Dexter scene where he's "hunting" for meat in the groceru store
>>217197572faceandlms was a fellow incel alkie. Hard to say how common though. On the one hand, alcohol typically lowers inhibition and lets you socialize with wreckless abandon. On the other, you need to get invited to places to even get drunk around roasties in the first place. My personal theory is that alcohol is near-usless for incels. Being an incel usually means you have some mental issue/blockage or another. Alcohol can make it easier to talk to people, but you're still just a drunk sperg instead of a sober sperg.
>>217195545I drink non-alcoholic beer just for the flavor
>>217197636my buddy was 14 and idolized nikki sixx so his first time he drank an entire bottle of jack daniels straight with no mix or chase. 20 years later and he still hasnt touched the stuff since
>>217197586I doubt they were anything like the fuck ups itt, since they had to hold each other accountable and do shit (or die from starvation, predation or raids)
What's more acceptable, drinking alone or smoking weed alone?
>>217197707Some of the most productive members of society i know are middle aged alcoholics that could survive conditions that would kill even cockroaches.
>>217197749Asmongold?
>>217195874This is the type of shit that gets gay bastards killed
>>217197673>wrecklessnot the way i'm driving
These days I just buy the 99cent shots and a couple of beers.
>>217197804kek, had to google it. I always assumed it was spelled "wreckless".
>>217197739I don't know but I personally hate smoking weed with other people
>>217197739I fucking hate the smell of weed and the fact it’s so prevalent now where people smoke it in public pisses me off. It smells like actual shit but oh if you light up a cigarette everyone loses their goddamn mind. I hope future generations will view weed in the same manner as alcohol and shame all the old millennials and zoomers
>>217197297Your post implies that you at least initially get into it socially though, even if it becomes solitary. I was solitary from the getgo.
>>217195874I hope the replies to this ai slop are bots
Drinking is for Old People.Seriously go into any liquor store and its just>Old people buying whiskey, cordials or Tequila>Blacks buying pre-made cocktails and Hennessy>Construction workers making their daily stop for American or Mexican piss waterKids will stop by for a second just to grab a quick handle of Jim Beam or Crown Royal for a fun Saturday but that's itIt all tastes the fucking same. I tried so hard to get into booze but I literally just all taste the same familiar taste that is alcohol and nothing else.Like motherfucker where are these hints of Vanilla, Caramel, dried fruit, grape, agave, etc etc etc? I feel like its one big con. I sure as fuck am not gonna spend 300 dollars on Johnny Walker Blue when Black Red and Gold all tasted the fucking same.
>>217197673>>217197572I agree, I think booze is low tier for NEETs and incels.Beer is and was literally for working men who shed a fuckton of calories doing manual labor and needing a cheap easy drink that's cold, smooth and had a ton of carbs so it was filling.Wine was just a thing to drink compared to dirty water and is the ancient equivalent of hanging out by the water cooler talking to co workers in the office.Benzos, Weed, and whatever else gets you high, warm and sleepy is the best drug for incels because sleeping and dreaming is no doubt the best part of their existence
>>217197707>doubt they were anything like the fuck ups ittNah, they raped, enslaved, then drank or did drugs when they had time
>>217198015idk about you man but the best part of my existence is drunk driving. i'm really good at it too. i fucking love cruising to the dive bar on the other side of my town 12 beers deep with a couple of bumps of blow for good measure blasting the intersteller soundtrack in my shitbox scion fr-s
>>217197141All these problems are self inflicted. Good blood circulation is from healthy choices. Replace 1 of 5 burgers with sth good, like bowl of fruits, veggies, or nuts. Then 2 of 5 burgers. Eventually you cut down to a NU YOU. Still short diq, but better body/stamina.
>>217197739I've drank alone, but I also played an online game and had a lot of fun. I don't think it's a good idea if you're just going to sit in your room and do nothing. Same thing applies with weed.
>>217197524He didn’t say drinking was bad, you insecure retardHe said drinking while in a miserable state is bad. That is why you’re a dumbass addict
>>217195874>Kids these days are too lazy to work>The work
>>217195338Man, that's just sad... alcoholism is depressing from start to finish. Get a grip you drunk faggots!
Not a single fucking recommendation, pathetic.
>>217198721Teletubbies
>>217195545are you a mormon? you sound like a mormon.
>>217195545Good beer is good, especially with certain foods like sushi, or German beer food. Shit American lite beer is shit, and that's probably the only beer you ever drink because you're an uncultured fat hick.That said, I stopped drinking alcohol several years ago because it's terribly unhealthy.
Is having a woman and kids that terrible? Is your freedom truly over once you marry and have children?
>>217198745I just found out the other day the owner of the land where they filmed that flooded it to stop tourists. Can't watch it without feeling sad at the casual cruelty of boomers. What else ya got?
>>217198851IdkI have kids but no wife and it’s pretty cash
>>217198868I'm out of suggestions. Sorry, champ.
>>217195972???Is this some sort of American/Spic thing? Mulled wine here is just wine with spices in it
>read a study about how even moderate drinking is bad for your brain>read that going a period without drinking is a good way to reset>decide to go January without alcohol >not even 10 days in and I hate it
>>217199066I did four months without coffe, alcohol, nicotine, drugs. Not even energy drinks. And I wasn't even into all that much. Had no improvements whatsoever, even sleeping was the same.
>>217198851Only if you marry the wrong person or don't know how to manage a relationshipMarried for 16 years, have kids, don't regret it at all. Sometimes you want to have more solitude or freedom like you did when you were single, but then you think back to your single days when all you wanted was a loving relationship/family and you realize you'll never have it all.
>>217195874IT WAS A JOKE
>>217195390>>217195375>>217195338Drinking alone is retarded. In my teens and 20s I was known for drinking a lot because I’d go out two or three times a week and get black-out drunk every time. Some people said I drank too much. But any time I was the last one out and everyone else went home, I’d just get bored if I couldn’t latch onto strangers to keep the buzz going.Drinking is the social lubricant to allow otherwise introverted people to feel like an extrovert for a whileThere’s no point drinking alone it’s just wasted money
>>217199066That’s all bullshit. I drink less in a year than I used to in a week, and if anything I feel slightly slower mentally than pre-pandemic which is what killed my social life
>>217195545This. It's like strawberry icecream. I personally dislike strawberry icevream, therefore any one who eats it also dislikes it and only pretends to enjoy it to fit in.
>>217195338God this image is depressing
i feel like shit now
>>217199680Why are you playing with your food?
>>217196638Now THIS is pathetic
You guys take drinking way too seriously. No one's saying you should binge drink or imbibe constantly. Drinking on your own while enjoying kino or something is very relaxing, though. Doing it now and then is perfectly fine, and I'm convinced people who do it are technically healthier than the people who cite studies about the evils of booze and abstain."Alcohol is SO BAD for you, I NEVER, EVER drink!" imagine being this anxious and insufferable
>>217196971>The salad dressing>The DIET sodaNow this is fat-maxxing
>>217195338I wouldn't watch anything, I'd listen to the radio, which is what no one else did
>>217199695>Why are you playing with your food?i find it satisfying, almost memorializing my happiness in these fever lusts. i savor the goodness i feel owning each bite.sometimes i dont know when to stop and go through binging shame
>>217199349>I am enormously gay and boring; here's some useless information about my lifeThanks for the blog update
>>217197233Lol. What the fuck. You made McDicks breakfast bolus
>>217197144You have to use the coupons.
>>217199780If your going to the trouble of renting a room, at least get some fanicer food once in a while.
99% of my drinking is done alone. I could probably count the times I’ve drank with nonfamily members on my fingers I’m just incapable of making or keeping friends
>>217195545Bait
>>217197023>enough pizza to feed a battalion>diet cokekek
>>217199349>I'm retarded so everyone else should be too
>>217197052He did it because he has no one else to drink with.
alcohol triggers pain all over my body so I tend to avoid it.
>>217195874this is the kind of attitude that stops people from entering trades
>>217200275>go to a bar>get blackout drunk>Jesus takes the wheel and suddenly you have both friends and enemies
>>217195545Post pic of face with time stamp right now so I can have a laugh
>>2171953381408... Good luck, OP. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lmB3FUVQ_28Hope you get a friend soon, too.
>>217195545I'm sorry you had a fucked up youth and shitty group of friends in college, anon. Drinking a couple of cold ones at a sports or social event with friends or family you actually enjoy spending time with is a genuine joy in life.
>>217195489it must feel so great being rich
>>217195545>Nobody actually likes olives. you've never LIKED olives. you ate olives because your friends made you eat it at parties. Then you got so used to eating it that afterwards, later, you became able to enjoy it because you got so used to its awful taste. Basically, if you enjoy the taste of olives, it's because you are a pathetic weak-brained loser who got peer pressured as a kid (and folded, equally pathetically) and ate olives because your friends made you, despite not even liking it, and just wanting to fit in.>There is no argument to this, nobody naturally enjoys the taste of olives, so you are>A: only eating because you feel like you have to to either be likable or you are immature>or>B: your friends made you eat it and you wanted to feel cool and like an adult, so you ate it until the taste tasted less shit>either way, you're a bitch, and if you enjoy olives it's the easiest way to tell you're weakwilled and crumble to society's expectations of you.>Which means the only reason he does this shit is because he feels social pressure that you "should" eat olives
>>217197403It's a redditor so it's safe to say he hates his parents that he lives with. (And will forever live with because he rents hotel rooms to drink like a dope)
Good for redditfag.Also: 'The Great Escape'.
>>217195545Hey, you know >thing thats chemically addictive and causes a dopamine surge, yeah you only like that because of peer pressure
>>217195390I always feel sad and alone and I drink every day and I'm doing alright
I want to take up drinking because I literally don't relieve stress any other way than jerking off and that isn't doing much for me anymore, but the idea of drinking alone and potentially becoming an alcoholic makes me hesitant. Living life without some hendonistic way of relieving stress is fucking hard.
>>217200304This is the kind of attitude that gets people into trades!
>>217195338>spends a ton of money to get a room away from mommy and daddy (even though the guy is likely almost 30 years old based on his username)>buys the worst pizza, and worst drinks imaginable>STILL brags about it on reddit
>>217198239you have to go back
>>217195545lol at the seethe this causesme and my friends never drank in high school and we had a ton of fun. people just condition themselves into thinking they need alchohol to have fun because they drank when they were teenagers and they dont know about how different things could be.
>>217195545i like beer because it tastes good and makes me feel good
>>217200410Don't do it anon, it'll ruin you
>>217200410Every man needs a vice, drinking is always a good choice. Assuming you're just drinking beer it won't hurt you. If you're guzzling a bottle of vodka a night though you might have a problem.
>>217195545I just really like beer
>>217195338why wouldn't you go to a fucking bar?
If i even touched this alcohol I'd be throwing up pizza all over the hotel room carpet.Also i don't mean to alarm you fellas, but there is a frog posting in this thread as we speak.
>>217195489That would have all been thrown straight in the bin, what a waste. One of the rules working in a hotel is that you never touch food or drink thats been left by a guest, no matter how tempting. Some guests might leave it as a gift, sure, but other times it is left by a weirdo. It might have been poisoned or infected or they might have just spunked in it and resealed the bottle or rubbed their bellend over where you put your mouth.Not worth the risk.
>>217197522lol nice try this is like claiming american kids drink O'Doul's
I was in love with a lesbian for 10 years. She was my oneitis hard. First time I saw her i told her that she was perfection in my eyes etc. She got out of an abusive relationship with a woman and I just randomly messaged her one night and she agreed to hang out. My lesbian oneitis agreed to hang out with me. At this point, I was a severe alcoholic and looked the worst I ever had in my life. Absolute bam margera levels of bloat lord. We hung out and talked for 8 fucking hours. It was amazing. The entire time I was thanking god that my life would finally get better. That I dont have to drink myself to death anymore. That I held on for this moment and that I would finally be saved from myself by her. My princess finally took me in. So I asked her if I could kiss her and she said "yes I was just going to ask you that." Anyways, we kiss for a bit and then go to her bedroom. We get naked and her body is amazing and mine is a mess and she didn't care. She was ready and willing and wanted me legs spread. Now, given that I was an out of shape alcoholic and was roughly 23 drinks in that day (average for me) my dick wasn't getting hard. My dick was right next to my oneitis' beautiful pussy after having been pining for her for 10 fucking years. 10 years and there she was. Byt my dick just wouldn't get hard. So I laid next to her and began panicking and blurted out "will you be my girlfriend" to a woman that just spent an hour telling me how she got out of a long abusive relationship. I didnt play it cool. I panicked and said the lamest possible thing I could have in that moment, to which she responded to by getting out of the bed and putting her clothes on. I began panicking more and started to apologize but at that point it was over. She drove me to my friends house and I got black out drunk the next night and called her and cussed her out for 30 minutes then tried drinking myself to death and woke up in the hospital. That was a year and a half ago. Been sober ever since.
>>217201453That post was rebutting the post to which it replied. It did so. Your attempt at niggling is irrelevant. Go be gay somewhere else.
I would watch Withnail & I.Also, I'm not giving you a (You), but I always liked beer and alcohool.
>>217197107Millennials are in their 40's and turned into baby boomers talking about their better times and how younger gens are worse than them just ignore them
>>217195554What a faggot no wonder she rejected you
>>217195545Ok virgin
>>217196698I'm sure a lot of people came in your coffee pal, you drank semen, liters of it so shut the fuck up you little bitch
Cannabis>>>>>>>>>>>>>>alcohol
>>217200410a sixpack on a friday night isn't a big deal. dont drink to get as drunk as possible as fast as possible or you'll get yourself into trouble.
I had to stop drinking because I would only sleep 4 hours a night, wake up cotton mouth pissing non stop and though I had prostate cancer or was pre-diabetic but no after a month of sobriety everything was good again and I lost like 30 pounds.
>>217195545
bros how do i fuck properly on first time? not joking btw
>>217195338I used to get shitfaced every day but I adopted a cat and she would get scared when I was drunk so I stopped.
>>217195545shut it, stupid fatmerican just because your "beer" is like sex on a boat it doesn't mean beer from elsewhere is just as awful
>>217197098Nah, the morning after is when it doesn’t work.
>>217201904Blessed creature
>>217197052Early zoomer here, I started drinking as a 14 year by stealing shots of whatever hard liquor my parents had sitting around in the middle of the night while sneaking a goonsesh
>>217196638>17 items from burger king not enough>also a large box from mcdonaldsEven if you're american there's no wait you ate this alone... r-right?
>>217202399>Even if you're american there's no wait you ate this alone... r-right?not all at once, don't be ridiculousbut within an hour or soit LOOKS like a lot, but when you break it down its pretty average food for one sitting
>>217196638>>217196777why did men become so pathetic? we deserved to be ruled over by bitches
>>217197023and people argue against the death penalty. put this nigga on the chair and DO NOT feed him a last meal.
>>217199408Strawberry icecream is objectively disgusting, though
>>217199722Beer has an estrogenic effect on your body. You're basically a tranny if you drink it.
>>217202430genuine question, how much do you weigh?
>>217203085>genuine question, how much do you weigh?not real sure at this point. last time i weighed myself it was 310that was 8 years go though>>217202603>we deserved to be ruled over by bitcheswhat crawled up your butt? women can't eat near as much as this.
>>217203129you're a fuckin pussy who can't even eat what he wants out of fear of his own wife.
>>217203129Comfort eating is so wild to me. If you ate a steak with some butter, your cravings would go away. Your body is perpetually starving for nutrients which is why you eat endless amounts of frankenfood in one sitting.
